>>23180184
>piece

>>23180315
>being a bottom is a bottom thing to do

>>23175200
maybe if i payed a korean black market surgeon to break both my legs and insert steel rods into them

>>23156751
would NOT rest my head on your tummy out of 10

read tgt but unironically

>>23106990
didn't read

>>23103445
it's just getting started

>>23102307
i'll predict misery and misfortune then sell them the charms and crystals to avoid it

>>23094965
herb you can plant on your windowsill and put in salads or sandwiches

>>23079625
>Drive trough the Dessert with a trunk full of alcohol
*two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls

>>23077099
thank you for your cervix

>>23051976
nah it's gonna get better

>>23050943
>walk into my local garden center
>purchase 10,000 morning glory seeds
>leave
world's most normal horticultural purchase

>>23050637
i am not a neet and i have a job and i am programming srs sftwrz atm

>>23037031
i've been thinking about using an android emulator to read homosexual webcomics because i hate using my phone

>>23036930
don't put boys in sacks i imagine that's quite uncomfortable
>>23036932
yes
send me the severed genetalia of 4.99 african american transsexuals
you can start with dt

>>23033249
all dead now
(this is a good thing)

>>23031866
ur supposed to start printing replacement parts as soon as you get it

>>23031427
time to start jelqing and gymmaxxing and practicing your accent

>>23030944
no i'm not
i've had to say this a dozen times in the past couple of days does everyone on this board have brain damage or something

>>23029833
the d in dt stands for delulu

i've been meaning to try phenibut for a while now but i got distracted by other chemistry experiments

>>22988726
i liek yjoughhrt :)

>>22987954
we are so back

>scrolling twitter
>find greentext talking about liking being called a faggot
>wait thats my greentext
>comments say they want to fuck me
why did this happen