White monster is good, but I prefer white woman energy drink aka Celsius

>>23030275 (OP)
>but I prefer white woman energy drink aka Celsius
i didnot know about this

Drink NOS

>>23030302
Wikipedia bottle had 357 mg of caffeine
You are crazy

>>23030362
that IS crazy
wat about celsius?

>>23030362
Get the extra large can too (like me).

>>23030275 (OP)
The 3d version looks better then the 2d
Never drunk monster before. I like C4 better

>>23030374
how does it make you feel?

>>23030366
200mg
Monster is better since it’s only 160mg

>>23030374
Hope you don’t die

>>23030419
Alive.

>>23030431
My head hurts really badly when I stop drinking them

red bull is superior to monster

>>23030421
ah
i think 150mg is more than enough for a single can, depending on your weight
i figured if it were marketed as a wholesome white woman drink it would've been lower
>>23030458
do you drink 1 large can per day or?

>>23030460

>>23030467
I drink them to keep myself alive at work. I can even go most of the day without food when I have a can.

>>23030475

>>23030483
i see i see
my body is failing personally
i used to do 500mg of caffeine pills regularly
it just makes me hurt for 2 hours when i take 200mg or more now
i did 100mg to try and wake up early but i went right back to sleep for 4 hours
i've never had a job ad i dorppedf out ofj higshcoll and i dont ktnwo ehf htwoa hta;wf

>>23030488
chiyosaka <3

my brother drinks that stuff
I prefer the hit new zealand made energy drink V

>>23030510
what's guarana taste like?

>>23030518
shit

>>23030518
uhmmmmm idk how to explain it's pretty sharp and a bit sour
I think there's a bit of guarana in most energy drinks
>>23030520
also this kinda lole

>>23030520
>>23030527
i see, ty
sounds like it might be good in a cold drink

NOS is orange flavored btw

i think there's too many energy drinks honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2im6mi0eo

>>23030500
they have the cutest friendship dynamic.
>>23030510
I like the blue v and will always get it when they don’t have redbull, or when I’m broke since it’s only $3.50 for a 500ml can.

>>23030600
hell yeah the blue is good as
I like the green cause I'm a masochist and don't wanna get too addicted to sweet energy drinks

>>23030495
>>23030483
>>23030458
You all need serius help

>>23030616
i know, i feel a deep sense of shame

>>23030510
>>23030600
>>23030607
i thought yall drank vegemite energy drink

>>23030644
that sounds beyond foul
I think marmite is more popular here anyways, though I haven't had either in like a decade

>>23030600
checked
>they have the cutest friendship dynamic.
very true

>>23030616
The energy drinks ARE the help.

>>23030671
why can't it be nutella or something
>>23030692
roach chan

>>23030692
bugs are fren
>>23030746
oh man I haven't nutella in even longer

>>23030692
i saw an animation of that character hte other day, it was cute how the antennae were animated

>>23030761
>>23030769
i want to eat it

>>23030795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_23pGTbasuc

>>23030807
cocky booty

>>23030861
U cig ID

>>23030795
nooooooooooooo
>>23030872
EhE ID

>>23030886
:o

>>23030746
>>23030761
>>23030769

>>23030906
yeees that was it

>>23030886
Yummy bugs in my tummy

>>23030934
do not eat bugs they are frens not food waaaaaa

>>23030947
YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS TRANNY

>>23030952
but I love bugs

>>23030964
I SAID EAT ZE BUGS

>>23031002
I dun like it ;-;

>>23030964
I want get a pet newcastle big boy, even though they've just been discovered and are now the deadliest spider in the world.

>>23031037
o.o

>>23031037
>newcastle big boy
that name is still crack up, huge version of one of the deadliest spiders just discovered what should we call it lads
NEWCASTLE BIG BOY

i looked up "newcastle pig boy" a few times before i figured ito ut

>>23031044
I bet you that probably about 10 years from now they'll discover a spider in woolloongabba three time larger than the big boy and name it the woolloongabba sick cunt.

>>23031065
lel

>>23031065
I googled that and got links to pig hearted boy and now all I can think of is the honey boo boo south park episode
>>23031073
fucking lmao abo place names always get me

>>23031073
eheheh

>>23031081
funny story about toowoomba. in kamilaroi toowoomba means swamp place, the locals are still trying to work out why it floods there every time it rains.

>>23031103
lol standard
I'd make fun of them but I couldn't tell you what like any of the maori place names here mean

>>23031115
I thought you where Indian

>>23031115
I know taupo mean big cloak or something abd only 'cause I stayed there as a kid for like 3 months. I know about a few abo place names because my dad's a koori fellah and let me tell you abos were no not much naming things, most abo place name just translate to swamp, big tree, bird place, beach, big rock, cool big rock or dumping pile.

>>23031159
nope
half maori half white
>>23031170
oh that's neat, I think a bunch of the maori place names are a bit flowery but a lot are just practical like that

>>23031196
Are you fat

>>23031159
there's surprisingly not that many indians outside of auckland. at thier servos you even get your petrol pumped by a white guy.

>>23031220
no sorry should I put on some weight
>>23031226
idk the last 2 new grocery delivery guys for woolies have both been indians lol
or pakis idk how to tell the difference

>>23031243
I thought Pacific Islanders where fat

>>23031243
that's alarming, even if I know woolies is starting to exclusively hire indian sub-contractors because they don't have to pay their benefits.

>>23031281
a lotta them are, especially like samoans
>>23031287
I think one of them got fired already too lol
but yeah the vineyards here were doing the same thing with vanuatuans who barely spoke english for ages
used to always be a nightmare serving them when I worked at the local supermarket, and one time they followed me halfway across town until I ducked into the pub
thought for sure I was about to get raped

>>23031299
Be careful
Don’t eat too much

>>23031344
ok I'll skip dinner to be safe

>>23031349
Plus image being half Indian lol
I’m half Canaanite

>>23031359
does that mean you're jewish
I'm not so with it on the biblical middle east and its modern day equivalents

>>23031299
>vineyards here were doing the same thing with vanuatuans who barely spoke english
that's start to happen here to, but instead some farmers, after covid, started blackbirding again bringing in men from vanautu, fiji, marshall islands and tuvalu, not papuans though they're too quick to violence, and having them work as farm labourers, but instead of paying them the farmers charge them inflated rates for their food and board only giving them about $20 a week for their work or not paying them at all. I thought queensland banned slavery in 1960.

>>23031369
wild that it's happening over there too
>I thought queensland banned slavery in 1960
guess everyone just switched to different brown people and called it a day
same reason so many businesses wanna keep the illegals over in the states lul

>>23031281
>>23031299
i have never met a samoan in my life
I always assumed they were a fictional race like elves or dwarfs or something

it's fucked

>>23031367
No but I’m very related to them
Which is kind of ironic

>>23031367
Mainly Sephardic Jews not Ashkenazi Jews

>>23031381
more like orcs but jolly and fat
santa orcs
>>23031383
yeah man
>>23031385
>>23031392
I dunno the difference lul
interesting heritage tho

>>23031381
Well they aren’t that many, especially in France or the US

>>23031376
five years ago, i walked some stretch of cali around santa cruz, near the 101 highway, and i saw migrant agricultural workers who only spoke spanish live out of shanty shack huts, or in tents in ditches. cali has always been known for exploiting migrant labour.

>>23031376
they funny part to me is that it's the same kinda brown people being played the same trick they fell for in the 1910s and they're still falling for it 110 year later
>>23031381
they're real and very common around the pacific. there's even about 100,000 of them living is alaska for some reason. they're usually super chill, love playing rugby and they eat a lot, they're pretty much the polynesian equivalent of a hobbit

for some reason i could vividly remember this post from six years ago clearly i have a brain parasite
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/8466847/#8467639

>>23031399
Ashkenazi Jews are Eastern European while Sephardic are from Spain to Northern Africa and the Levantine.
Manly when you think of Jews it’s some ashkenazi because they are all over the US
Let’s stop talking about jews it’s a very interesting topic for me

>>23031414
yeesh that's fucked man, for all their talk of being accommodating they really don't treat people well
>>23031415
I suppose they're not taught about such things and thus history is doomed to repeat itself
least til we run out of races to exploit
>>23031416
slander, I have neither of these traits
>>23031417
oh so they're like the cool underground jews that haven't gone mainstream yet

>>23031427
time to start jelqing and gymmaxxing and practicing your accent

>>23031433
my accent kinda broke from doing voice training + mostly talking to people online, mainly americans
kiwis think I sound like an american now but americans are like wow I fw ur accent buddy
anyway I will begin jelqing immediately

>>23031427
Well just less well know
>>23031442
Can I hear it

what i've heard is that the solution is to punish the businesses who hire those workers, but nobody of any political party wants to make those laws
idk though
>>23031417
chiyo

>>23031427
probably when they ran out of south sea islander exploit they'll have to start exploiting papuans again and that usually doesn't end well. one of the reason why queensland gave it up as a colony back in 1978 or was it 76...

i will move to the aleutian islands at this point

>>23031449
it sounds like the republicans don't was to piss off middle class business owners while the democrats don't want to piss off immigrants by making it harder for them to get work.
>>23031453
that sounds comfy

>>23031447
er um uh um
too self conscious sorry I'm a big ball of anxiety
maybe some other time
>>23031449
that's cause punishing businessmen just means they take their money elsewhere
>>23031451
how long til they start using uncontacted tribes for labour

>>23031459
>it sounds like the republicans don't was to piss off middle class business owners while the democrats don't want to piss off immigrants by making it harder for them to get work.
that do make sense
i just wonder if that's the reason other countries seem to be doing the same thing, it's interesting hearing about other countries
>that sounds comfy
yes...

>>23031463
>that's cause punishing businessmen just means they take their money elsewhere
hmm
>er um uh um
>too self conscious sorry I'm a big ball of anxiety
>maybe some other time
i would be curious too but its finre

>that's cause punishing businessmen just means they take their money elsewhere
when you put it that way it starts to make sense how globalism and fast international travel/communication kinda change things

>>23031463
>that's cause punishing businessmen just means they take their money elsewhere
this wouldn't be the case for small business owners
you're not going to move your family bakery or roof tiling business overseas

sorry gn

>>23031463
if woolies and coles could get way with paying them less than minimum wage, or at least less than indians, as "contractors" maybe next week. seriously I worked in PNG for 6 months when I was younger, and those tribesmen will happily accept $2.50aud per hour like it's a king's ransom. thet said in most cases you get what you paid for.

>>23031479
nighty night

>>23031469
er um uh
>>23031478
that's fair, I'd assume they're less likely to be the ones employing a bunch of illegals though
idk
>>23031479
o nighty night sleep tight
>>23031480
yeah I feel like at a certain point it's gotta cause more problems and headache than you're saving on cost

>>23031463
>>23031487
Please just a hello or a good night

>>23031491
>>23031479
https://voca.ro/1kwYCLPaQZIx
don't say I never do anything for you guys

pls no bully

>>23031505
Yeah I needed that thank you it’s cute

>>23031482
>>23031487
>>23031505
<3

>>23031487
yeah. a week or two after to the highlands I saw one native skewer another with a tribal bow and arrow because he looked as his pig the wrong way. guy lived the way but it was not pretty.

>>23031508
>>23031512
I will delete it shortly because I'm embarrassed but um thanks
>>23031513
jesus christ

>>23031505
not trying to bulli, but you sound like you watch too much american television. my 15 year old niece in same.
>>23031521
it's an interesting place , the closest you'll get to real life far cry but the pay was 300k aud per year and I wanted money.

>>23031521
That is fine
Gn

>>23031528
well I do watch a lot of american cartoons lul, normie puts them on as background noise when we're hanging out
also wow good money but still that's wild
>>23031531
nighty night

>>23031533
that just the tip of the iceberg, I saw everything from petty tribal wars, family feuds, roits, government sanctioned violence and some texan bloke fall victim to natural selection via cassowary, which I still chuckle a little about it to this day.
american cartoons are cool. I still watch the power puff girls as a grown man.

>>23031565
what job were you doing there?
also that all sounds about right for a place like that
>cassowary
aren't those things basically jurassic park raptors lol
seems terrifying but it's funny that it was a texan of all people
>power puff girls
hell yeah, we mostly watch stuff like american dad or futurama or china IL since it doesn't require much attention as background noise
we did rewatch rocko's modern life a while ago though which was far more hilarious as an adult than it was when I was a kid

>>23031505
i missed the chance to add this to my bantoid blackmail folder it is so over

>>23031594
sorry for your loss I could reupload it if you really really really wanna hear lol

>>23031591
it was a sort of security gig working in the gas fields for mobile exxon. I got that I got through family connections, it was basically just filling report and making sure the native guards didn't rape any of the white women in the camp and actually did there jobs, this was an armed job too and I had to put my weapon a few times I also got to ride in a helicopter a lot. Hoss, as he called everyone and everyone called him, was a big, gaudy older guy who screamed american bravado. one day we out of the camp just checking on some routine stuff, Hoss broke away from the group for a bit to check out something he heard, probably just thinking is was a curious puripuri man, we go check on him after a bit and there he is across from a cassowary on the edge of the forest line, but hasn't angered it yet, he yells out "it's just a dumb bird" and goes to pat it. upon seeing this I knew what was gonna happen next, the now pissed off cassowary jumped up and kicked him around the belt area and sliced through his pants and straight into his dick and balls, the cassowary got another kick in and ran of getting him on the back deeply. in the end Hoss lived but had to go back to US to recover and legally change his gender. I flew out the month after that with 120k in savings with zero intention of paying tax to the PNG government.
I need to catch op on american dad but probably won't because of the new season of southpark.

>>23031594
why do you have a blackmail folder? I'd understand a cute boy shrine but wht?

>>23031627
idk it's just something the maggoid used to say

actually looking at the archive it was mostly me and nicemark

>>23031630
I'm pretty sure tha blackmail folder was real.

>>23031621
>making sure the native guards didn't rape any of the white women in the camp
lmao standard
>kicked him around the belt area and sliced through his pants and straight into his dick and balls
ah bloody hell poor guy, he had no idea of the danger he instigated
at least he didn't die but fuck that's rough
don't they have like ostrich farms in texas? I know it's not EXACTLY the same but they're still big dangerous ratites and a wild one would absolutely not be friendly
>120k in savings with zero intention of paying tax to the PNG government.
hell yeah what a good gig
>I need to catch op on american dad but probably won't because of the new season of southpark.
I heard the new season is gay and cucked or something
idk I haven't paid a lot of attention to south park for a while cause it's changed so much from like season 1-4 that I definitely shouldn't have been watching as a kid
>>23031634
yeah except his one was real lol
I guess less blackmail and more seethe but still

>>23031635
>>23031640
yeah but i'd feel weird if i had blackmail folder that's not a normal thing to have on your computer

>>23031648

>>23031650
scary

>>23031656
originally I used it to store my own sus images, then to store actual evidence of discord drama nonsense, now it has results of random tests I took and a couple folders of various images and discord emotes
if I actually had a blackmail folder it'd be called BIN and stored deep in the files of a random old game like hammerfight or something

>>23031640
I mean we did tell him about how emus and australian cassowaries are pretty much shoot first ask questions later when it comes to potential threats. I guess he didn't think to take the advice on board, I didn't really like the guy that much but still feel sorry for him having to get a botched gender reassignment from a confused and frightened bird whose great grandfather was a velociraptor. PNG is really like africa but with 30 less QI points.

>>23031671
yeesh that's even worse then lol
I can't fathom seeing a man sized wild bird and thinking "yeah nah she'll be right let's go in for a pat"
let alone after being explicitly warned
still can't help but feel bad though yeah
>PNG is really like africa but with 30 less QI points
bloody hell that's grim

>>23031662
I once knew a guy, we were real life friends for a bit, on the ED forums, he had whole hards full of dirt of people all over the internet from lolcows to famous youtubers, and drafts of articles that he hadn't gotten around to publishing yet

>>23031683
>hards
hard drives

>>23031683
yeah that's the kinda stuff that's really scary lol
there was a time when I got blackout drunk fairly often on old 4chan servers so I'm often worried about what might suddenly show up one day
hopefully nothing ever

>>23031688
I've had a discord mod try to threaten me before, using some hot takes I made about aussie politics. I gave my friend over at EDF a call and with in 6 hour my friend had his powerword, face, home address, employer, bank statements, medical records and a mountain of messages, DMs and showing him trying to groom minors he knew were underage. it unlikely a few face pics on discord will do any damage but you still need to be careful what you post along side it.

>>23031695
hah hilarious, mods like that are always the ones that turn out to be pedos
great turnaround by your mate there though jeez, 6 hours for all that
a lot of people are weirdly naive with basic online security though, a while back a guy came into a server I was in, trying to pick a fight with everyone and I had to inform him that his discord name was the same as his public instagram that had his name, the town he lived in and pictures of his kid

>>23031688
i'm like 90% sure i saw you on an old server years ago
i think i was only there for a couple of days before i deleted my account

>>23031709
oh neat, I wouldn't be too surprised
I've been to a lotta servers of varying quality

>>23031705
hehehe
I've encountered so many people who don't know or are too stupid to understand that you use at least 2 different handles on the internet. one for you normal life and one for you gamer/2-ji urasekai life. still, funny I bed he was a chinless incel who copes by pretending to be a keyboard badass.

>>23031713
nah he was like an ex druggie white trash guy who just genuinely forgot he even had the insta, it was kinda sad really
I hope his kid is doing ok
but yeah I have a couple old handles that aren't connected to my current one at all so I could just use those if I ever wanted to delve into the worst of the internet

>>23031716
I'd feel a bit sorry for him, but EDF feeling trolls remorse is the fastest way to a faggot of the year award but I can say that I feel bad for his kid having to deal with an ex-drugo dad who picks fight on discord. I hope he was at least a good enough dad to keep food on the table.

>>23031726
>faggot of the year award
yeah I'm a bit of a bleeding heart, I can't help but feel sorry for people acting stupid even when they're being a dick
I think his insta had like basketball and guitar in the bio so not looking amazing for the kid necessarily but he's white in america so I'm sure he'll do alright enough

>>23031737
hehe lole
it's a real award with a ceremony and everything, it's even out alongside the golden ipod every year, though it often just ends up going a member of the sites moderation team.

I remember back in 2017 or 2018 it went to a jannie who was admin on the right wiki. he sperged out because people kept making fun of him for being a radical neonazi with an asian girlfriend.

>>23031744
fair, everybody knows mods = faggots lul
um sorry to cut n run but I think I'm gonna head to sleep, I'm almost certainly gonna get woken up at like 5am by loud ass birds so I wanna get a headstart on the snooza
it was nice talkin to you though anon

>>23031756
>radical neonazi with an asian girlfriend
hah classic

>>23031757
it's been fun chatting. good night and sweet dreams.

>>23031771
nighty night zzzz

>>23030421
>Monster is better since it’s only 160mg

>>23030460
Red bull boomers out, out, out! >>>/facebook/

>>23033803
so you don't support redbull or monster?