Thread 23190905

Sam Hyde edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- NIGGER
-- FAGGOT
-- CUNT
-- KIKE

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife

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>>23190905 (OP)
julius, youre unemployed and live with your mom right?

>>23190904
settle down cleej boy

>>23190915
they're stealing our bits chat

Cut myeself for you btw
Uhh you shoud date Claire a fucking whore who rimmed Jet

Ok, Benji, maybe cut yourself some more, you fucking faggot.

josie

>>23190905 (OP)
i wouldn’t exactly call that news…

lol chat

im gonna go cut myself cus julius ran circles around me ;~;

message to the trolls itt

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756388972002590.mp4

LET LOOSE THE KINO

>>23190905 (OP)
picrel hella cute I'd smoke weed with him and I'd learn his religion just to try and find a drinking loophole

this is all a plot concocted by ellie and the bagelcord with the wigger’s assistance, gigi’s consent, and suspect leakers.

>>23190930
Sneed has maybe 30% of the aura he thinks he has

>>23189668
Shadi Justice did you get a full recording of the wigger party face time?

>>23190938
Get forever known as a used up wigger whore to... fool 10 gay guys on 4chan?

shadi stealth mission

>>23190942
real?

>>23190948
this has spread like wildfire.

>>23190952
I fucking hope. That would be content

>>23190929
leaks was felted chat he has to change his name now chat he hasn't leaked anything besides blood and some other weird stuff I won't get into rn chat
>>23190932
this team is unstoppable chat
>>23190934
>bitch it's rape time!

https://youtu.be/UQOyeDD5yTE

>>23190941
you were saying?

>>23190912
Trades meme coins or something.

>>23190966
yeah you’re probably right.

>>23190930
this nigga majestically ZESTY

enamoured with jc

IYKYK

>>23190974
Crazy cunt needs to start slashing at her neck rather than her thighs.

tayleigh update

>>23190977
>>23190984
her silence is deafening.

Jet angrily conjuring up Cole in his mind as he sexts his 18 year old Asian girlfriend, Ellie will never be to him what JC was to Cole, it will never have the same SOVL

>>23190969
Take solace in that she doesn't have what it takes to make content and actually become popular, the one thing she had was that she was le trad virgin. That's gone now. In the future her only mentions will of her being a wigger cum dump. She's destined to be a jaded 304. In the quiet hours of the night in the months and years to come she will realise these truths. And, then she will schizo out. Content wise this is the best that could have happened for us, not for Ellie, but for us. Disconnect and enjoy the ride.

Which ftl girls do these 3 best represent?
Go left to right.

>>23190996
i think i now know what palestinians feel like when israeli soldiers talk down to them.

>>23190981
you wouldn't SPLOOGE on her scars chat? I was with a girl that had scars like that and I SPLOOGED all over them chat she's was like why did you SPLOOGE all over my scars chat

>>23190998
Shut up faggot. Stop posting videos of underage niggers in my thread.

>>23190996
>Content wise this is the best that could have happened for us,
I mean.. she could have led jet on and had him send some really funny fail rizz texts then leaked it all and i think that would have been better content than a few shitty leaked texts. But thats just me, i love jet humiliation rituals

Modern existence is wrong men should be smashing each other's heads in with maces we have been robbed of a noble life.

>>23191009
men should be able to yugioh duel each other and not have to worry about women judging them or rubbing their nasty buttholes all over my property.

I respect bagel and the hungarian for cutting ties and refusing to be isaac 2.0. Good for them

>>23191015
>men should be able to yugioh duel
Facts women would understand the beauty in a dragonmaid deck

Thread theme (Cole repost)

https://voca.ro/1dh13vsvihIm

just make virtual reality a thing(not the shitty tech we have now)so I can have a sword fight with someone that feels real without having to go to jail or the hospital after

>>23191064
shes cute

who is she

>>23191068
thanks anon

>>23191004
You'll have your OCT 7th

>>23191007
That would require her to have a brain and not just be a piece of arse sitting on a camera. She isn't some mega manipulator, she's a poser normie that is getting blown out like many girls her age do. Like many girls like her the crash out always comes, and we will get to see it. She's so empty headed she probably believes her own farts about being Ghislaine, it's an insult to Ghislaine. Epstein probably had rizz as well, Jet has Sams clout? Which of course she also believes the wiggers have "clout", what they have is what Sam gives them and nothing more.

>>23190990
The creamy and dreamy ScottSullivanMMA

Sexo con preggo bexo?

>>23191068
Kinose

new vgr face dropped

>>23191088
full res

SÌ

Be a good person today

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23191088
Who drove him there?

>>23191088
guy couldn't look more homeschooled if he tried

>>23191091
i'll do my best

>>23191093
Hope you die in a fire

>>23191091
by deflecting psyops

>>23191093
Shes having a wonderful time at the drug filled imported girl lakehouse

I just hope that asssma98._ has a wonderful day chat

jimmy update

>>23190932
I hate all these niggas(I hate norway the least)

>>23191110
>>23191109
>>23191108
>>23191107
>>23191101
>>23191100
>>23191099

>>23191109
jimmy showing sam around hoardermans was be way funnier than that shitty video sam just posted
sam needs to actually be miserable to eb funny

I want to piss in Claire's pussy after I nut in her

>>23191113
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/414462-do-you-squirt

>Jimmy update
If he is still alive then what is the point

>>23191137
That's fair.

>>23191091
>>23191137

>>23191137
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/414452-canipeeinyourbutthole

istg shadi can never keep her mouth shut even when it matters, abi and the norwegian attentionfag immediately came here blabbing & leaking her source. wouldn't be surprised if the happening falls through

>>23191158
tru, burning sully for (you)s is major stupid

>>23191158
>shadi can never keep her mouth shut
clearly

Scotty like a melody in my head

she reached out to you?
She’s like the biggest op ever
Major hater
She’s like the one behind everything

>>23191158
Norway and Benji can go fuck each other's bums.Benleaks hates Shadi cause he is a black stuttering faggot.

>>23191170
this is like drake kendrick for guys with aspergers

what's the vibe today

>>23191158
hi jet

>>23191158
Abi retardation is so fucking hot
Norway had no excuse

>>23191180
This.

>>23191180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClhBXVygWbc

What ethnicity is Sylvia

>>23191180
Bored. Just want to see ellie cry seeing everyone knows shes a whore when all she had was her "virginity" as a personality

>>23191158
>happening falls through
Quite clearly there's enough already attainted.

>>23191195
Polish, I believe.

>>23191197
why am I hard

>>23191198
i made the right decision, maxwell leaks were the perfect prologue

>>23191195
Jewish Oklahoman

>>23190938
S4 crashed and burned in 2 weeks after Jet insisted for months that he and the wiggers were super well prepared, and you think they're competent enough to pull off something like this?

message to shadi

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756392886896290.mp4

>>23191195
American

>>23191202
Yep I agree, it's getting traction now which will bring more eyes to the leaks that follow maximising output.

i hope this mess will have its own FAFO end of the story

>>23191195
yearsagobro

>>23191093
she's having the time of her life burying her face deep into gorans unbathed cavern while knowing everyone is gossiping about it

>>23191215
kek

>>23191214
Freddy was the heart and soul of S4

>>23191202
You see the ellie leaks are like a trilogy somehow, whether the gormless gook fucked Jet or not is the main story. Pantomime faggot

>>23191209
They call him "One Take" Simbal.

I'm starting to believe...

>>23191218
but will it be FAFO for jet and ellie?

>>23191216
Ellie rimmed Jet and you are laughing? yeah just like those dumb sluts Claire and Abi it is pretty fucking funny.

>>23191195
New Zealand immigrant

>>23191231
Victim no 1

>>23191226
Rimming is no big deal. I don’t know why you guys are so squeamish about it

>>23191231
She should consider growing out her bangs

>>23191234
some would even say its glamorous

>jet was actually completely seething about jin mentioning his /r9k/ past in front of the 18 year old he was trying to fuck, so much so that he kicked him from the show
Brutal.

>>23191234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OXLoVyESE

Smoking meth free use bug chasing AIDS

>>23191214
Would be pottery

>>23191223
Yeah

>>23191234
Jet doesnt clean...

>>23191238
as if it wasn't obvious to anyone with even half a brain cell at the moment it was happening.
cultist will continue denying it even after all of that shit goes public.

>>23191238
We said so at the time. Turns out his incel hack blastard posts turned her on

>>23191234
given Jets diet I'd not want to be near that shit

>>23191199
stfu lol
>>23191198
easily dismissed by redditors, we need pics

Is it gay to kiss your girl after she blows you chat

Don't eat the poo poo it is that simple

Son, good job having sex with women and getting yourself an 18 year old girlfriend. You no longer have to act out for my attention because I'm officially proud of you. I love you, Jet Orion.

>>23191248
yo israeli how u doin

>>23191235
how dare you

Scott won

I would just feel gross kissing a girl knowing she had her lips on some guys butthole chat

it's weird seeing MDE fall apart all over again after how upbeat and wholesome chungus things were in 2023 when fishtank season 1 was a success and extreme peace was being filmed. i guess sam and jet really do fuck everything up.

>>23191238
And Jins such a bitch he won't Marky post or call Jet out when he's on the show.

>>23191255
is it gay to blow yourself? The answer is no chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV7SLRf7dQ

our content drought will be ending soon

>>23191246
>>23191253
they get off to the degradation.
but what they get off the most to is the fact we're here talking about it, giving their pitiful whore lives a meaning.
>>23191260
nothing much, patiently waiting for the gruesome death of jet neptune. how bout u?

>>23191266
Realest shit you have ever said and that's on chat

>>23191271
yo when is this chapter coming out

>>23191259
>and then he slides into Ellie's DMs and cucks Jet again
>chat

oh shit, early TayDay

>>23191268
Gorilla nest is a nothingburger compared to Jet fucking jailbait that was on his show.
>Groomer producer fucks 18yr old contestant and then uses her to get other girls
normies love expose videos on that shit.

>18 y/o Asian virgin prime pussy hottie w/ nice rack in your house and under your control
>don't flirt with her and don't try to fuck her

that would be the gayest outcome possible. how is this shit a "scandal" lol

>>23191195
Jewish unironically

>>23191275
elliesimps should breathe a sigh of relief, if she's willing to stoop down to Jet they have a chance too

>>23191281
simbal is s tier

paid the cost to be the boss

>Jet vaping next to Sam while he is addressing the situation
>Jet partying with the crew in the s3 house immediately after s4 failed
>Jet taking the s4 girls on a trip to NY when he is supposed to be doing any type of damage control
>Jet human trafficing high schoolers to a lake house for his wigger friends to fuck when he is supposed to be preparing for s5
Sam should seriously fire this nigger (with hard R)

It’s tayday

>>23191288
where does she sleep I don't see a bed chat

>>23191262
Scott won't truly win until Sam installs him at the new showrunner.

I remember a year ago he said they were upset at him for the bathroom bit. They really got rid of their most loyal soldier because of a girl they wanted to pass around and send home. Now they're "importing"

>>23191302
Not watching that shit aperture

>>23191288
Has drool has officially dropped Tayleigh for Angie?

>>23191293
Stop being a faggot.
>hottie
Hot for an Asian, overall mid
>nice rack
Come on nigga, she's barely got anything there.
>>don't flirt with her and don't try to fuck her
No don't fuck your contestants. Not hard to keep professional life away from personal. His show lasted for 2 weeks and now he's getting his dick wet from it, you support that you're a faggot.

sardine tin with the unlucky timing

>>23191310
One can hope, show will be better off with him gone.

>>23191313
In the trash like the cookie monster

>>23191302
When do the Lakehouse cams go live?

>>23191296
they need money and clout first I think chat

>>23191281
>Beast Boy
>from X-Men

>>23191320
Would be really funny if they set the TTS to auto accept

>>23191320
probably going to get more viewers from it honestly

>>23191318
>His show lasted for 2 weeks and now he's getting his dick wet from it, you support that you're a faggot.

"uhh it's actually gay to get pussy" -- Jordan Peterson

https://youtu.be/aVXiXn8Oec8?t=139

>>23191290
the only reason anyone cares about jet fucking groupies is because it has come at the detriment of the show's quality and is obviously what he cared most about all along. he could have bought himself a few extra years of milking fishtank for all it's worth if his retarded incel ass just pretended to care about making the show good. instead he's probably going to lose it forever.

>>23191310
idk how Sam keeps his cool with Jet. This wigger retard just fucked up your biggest cash cow and you're fine with him doing another season.

It gets to a point you know

>>23191275
real good, TJD would make me even happier nothing ever happens doe
i see the ellie drama brought you back kek

>>23191333
he legally adopted him

>>23191333
He must have crazy dirt on Sam.

>>23191238
im not a good chess player

>>23191281
is he talking about this green guy or the blue guy from X-Men chat I think one is marvel and the other DC chat?

>Won the disability challenge and was genuinely funny
>Sam said he's proud of him and he's welcome at his shows any time
>Did the most pull-ups by far
>Shoved Frank down the stairs
>Punched Frank out
>The Lion outlasts his mortal enemy, the Cobra
>Beat Alex's ass in boxing
>Has the endorsement of Scott "MMA" Sullivan
>Had the best audience seduction
>Punched prisoner #15
>Smacks the shit out of Jobe
>Game. Game. Game.
>Made Alex and Connor kneel to him
>Won the cell and mogged Burt
>beat Burt in arm wrestling
>All the Woman and Sneed say he smells really good
>Binx likes him
>Everyone afraid to vote him off
>Mizzy is being Tsundere to him
>Has immunity
>Mogs Ian
>outlifts (You)
>Sam's lifting buddy

Big Sex Symbal baby!

I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN

Guys I have a confession.

I love Angelina.

/bant/ niggas have too much integrity to hit on women

that's why they're all virgins. it's actually inspiring

>>23191322
Any one of the people they've fired could run the show better, Jet and Ben just sit around and wait for things to happen. They're ideas guys and the people they keep around are meant to bring those ideas to life. They fired Bex, Sodama'am, Goblin, Scott, and I'm sure others the second they started coming up with ideas of their own because the wiggers felt threatened by people who wanted their show to actually be good. Now they're sitting there not prepping for season 5, trying to fuck barely legal girls, and anything that goes on is done half assed by the help they only have around because they're non-threatening. Their show will be dead if not by end of year, then mid way through next year.

>>23191238
Are there new leaks? I mean that was obvious when he was kicked but did something new happen

>>23191331
This

If Angelina doesn't stream this weekend are you all willing to accept that she's at the lakehouse?

Watermellie

>>23191340
Yeah Beast Boy is Teen Titans which is DC.

X-Men is Marvel.

>>23191317
leaks told me drool posted face on twitter but no one reposted here chat is slacking chat

>>23191330
kys

>>23191331
Jet thinks he's Sam, Sam gets away with Marky because he actually created some good stuff. Jet constantly fucks things up and thinks he can fuck about like Sam and get away with it. Jet is a wigger groupie that should have joined Ciara.

>>23191347
we're aro/ace I think chat

Mike WEIGHS IN on the jet drama!

Angelina will never become a wigger fuck toy like Ellie.

She's a good woman.

Hi Mike chat

>>23191281
Any decent filmmaker would have cut him off right there and corrected him

i used to enact being beast boy amongst my friends as a kid

>>23191350
I agree with that. Whole show just feels like a way for them to fuck girls. No point in watching the show, Jet is going to give his next cocksleave an easy ride. Ellie would have been booted instead of Jin If Jet wasn't wanking himself. Could you imagine if we had a full seaon? Ellie would have been a finalist because Jet would not have wanted to send her home.

i've never given it much thought before, but i wonder if summer was telling the truth about some things.

>>23191354
That's the only logical conclusion chat

"having sex with women is UNACCEPTABLE"

-- /bant/

>>23191366
>findoms simps
>verbally and sexually abuses her mother
yeah uh no

Angelina has a loving family.

Ellie only has sister mommy and a drug addict homeless methhead mom and a dad who doesn't give a shit about her and is starting a new family. She was doomed from the start.

>>23191384
This but unironically.

>>23191384
that's how I feel chat but I think people are mostly mad at Ellie for lying about her virginity on the @whatever podcast chat she's clearly not a hand hold less or kiss less femcel like she claims to be chat

>>23191384
trying too hard

>>23191388
>Angelina has a loving family.
so does claire yet here we are!

>>23191394
>she's clearly not a hand hold less or kiss less femcel like she claims to be chat
How do you know that? And why wouldn't she lie about those things when she knows how you faggots will react if she tells the truth?

IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/2t5oiunl9fQ?si=bKAZYyJMQ25V07ED

>>23191395
?

>>23191384
Sex is unacceptable for the wiggers because they can’t make a good show despite millions or take their own medicine. Season 4 was their last chance. They need to have their dicks chopped off

>>23191400
well Norway and Shadi mentioned something about PLAN B contraceptives but idk for sure chat

>>23191404
they’re already hiring eunuchs, they got mints

>>23191384
you wouldnt be saying that if julius fucked ellie

>>23191401
woah

>>23191420
I already fucked both of them dumbass

>>23191381
Do you think Letty was a coddle too? She fucked Tax and Jet and another member of production I won't out. I got this information from a reliable source

>>23191425
you didnt fuck anyone

>>23191334
i just need a good ending(TJD) to all of that

who have we even cared about having sex other than Tayleigh (who's faggot bf tried to troll /ftl2/and ended up getting gay guys sent to his house) and every chick Jet bangs (Claire and Abi making it our problem, Ellie playing Ghislaine Maxwell while the wiggers should be working on a new season have S4 bombed).

Do we care who's Kato's fucking? Do we care who's fucking Summer? Do we care which retarded homeless guy Letty rides?

>>23190985
I'd brutally fuck Amelia tbqh

Maybe if retarded fishgirls kept their drama out of these threads nobody would talk about who they're fucking or have fucked. Have any of these holes thought about that?

>>23191429
>and another member of production I won't out
She fucked Jameson aka chip we know

>>23191436
Would you have the balls to talk to Amelia if you saw her in public

>>23191343
And people be saying this is ugly... Insanity, I tell you!

is it worse for Ellie to have sex with Jet or Julius chat?

"trafficking women is UNACCEPTABLE"

-- /bant/

>>23191453
I wasn't referring to him

>>23191456
I'm such a fan I might have to

>>23191438
Sick of all these hoes coming here talking about their sordid sex lives, yet they can't take a cute selfie for us

>>23191459
one thousand times worst if it was with julius

that would break mde

>>23191462
Bicflame?

>>23191429
No, but Josie was. Letty should have won imo.

>>23191462
O she fucked him 2 then my b

>>23191432
Why would anyone care about who obvious whores fuck? Do you care who Trish fucks?

*chat
>>23191466
fax chat we need more fishgirl selfies chat

has greg markyposted yet?

>>23191471
Letty is a bad friend and a cunt but she should have won.

>>23191432
If Ellie was up front with this shit it would not be as big a deal.

>>23191429
>She fucked Tax and Jet and another member of production I won't out. I got this information from a reliable source
You have no source and you are full of horse manure

>>23191478
Yeah

>>23191478
She lost the challenges though, by a lot. They were literally rigging it for letty, not so she would win but so Josie wouldn't steamroll her in such embarrassing fashion that people would get bored since the winner would be so obvious

>>23191468
Nah, but I'm not going to confirm or deny any others

>>23191486
>They were literally rigging it for letty
Most delusional post in the history of /ftl/

Congratulations

sam peppers kick house rapes this shit

>>23191482
GOAT tweet

>>23191488
That's fair chat

Treefingers on season 5 is the only thing that can save Fishtank

>>23191489
Yeah of course they switched the scores whenever Josie got a massive lead, which only benefits letty, because they were rigging it for josie, makes sense

>>23191504
>they switched the scores

>>23191482
>>23191492
That was back when Van had complete control over Jon’s Twitter.

>>23191512
not much of an issue for me

>>23191502
He would do it if Jet can get Betty on there as bait I bet chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV7SLRf7dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV7SLRf7dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV7SLRf7dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofV7SLRf7dQ

IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

breaking news chat
ellie just responded to the rumours, stating that they are all FALSE chat
ellie is not a groomer and she is still a virgin chat
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756396704138353.mp4

>>23191515
Van is right about skippy being a total fag
Someone died and wasted a heart on him baka

>>23191520
sorry im busy watching sam peppers kick house

Why has sam hyde not just done a new edgier jerry springer seems like a easy W

>>23191526
check out caleb hammer

Tummy wagon

Jet neptune was not the father!

>>23191526
you know they did it once but their fans were too retarded to understand it and later were dogpiling Alex and his wife
if daddy sam doesnt explain them everything, they dont know what to think

>>23191526
Id watch that chat but who would the guests be besides Jet's mom and dad and Marky or Channing chat?

>>23191384
facts unless it occurs after marriage, you must make an oath that is a giving of the self and a lifelong commitment for it to be acceptable

>>23191537
claire, shadi, abi episode would be kino

TOM BRADY ON SPEED'S STREAM

IT'S LIT!!!!

>>23191540
with a surprise jet visit

>>23191535
damn season 3 had so much going on chat definitely the best season of all fishtank time chat maybe I'll watch it someday chat

>>23191535
The alex hate after S3 was so fucking retarded.

>>23191540
>sam is talking to claire and vgr about jet
>actually there's someone else that has something to say on this
>isaac walks out

One of the ladies Rimmed Jet find out who after these ads.

>>23191535
everything makes sense once you realise that the majority of the fans are like benleaks chat

>>23191381
she would've been eliminated but like Angie offered to stick around or become a freeloader maybe, direnc and freddy would've always been final two

>>23191521
Shut the fuck up bitch

>>23191553
why didn’t he @jet

>>23191526
The real reason you will never see any actual unhinged fans on fishtank is because they will markypost if cornered long enough

tried watching that fishtank show
they all sat around counting rice and i turned that shit right off

>>23191535
Alex not wanting 2 leave someone who abused him is what caused the fans 2 dogpile him

>>23191547
kinokinokinokino

>>23191562
What any rational normal person would do day one. It’s a filter to gather only psycho cult members

>>23191562
filtered

>>23191293
And the show is dead because Neptroon the raping blob can't keep his hands off the contestants. Frankly I think it's the good ending because this show is pure garbage for subhumans and anyone who ever actually liked it should be killed. God willing it never returns.

>>23191559
he just wants ellie’s attention chat
now that he realises she doesnt care about his little temper tantrum he won’t leak anything anymore chat

>>23191580
saying this and choosing to date an 18 year old after 4 seasons of being cyberstalked is so retarded

>>23191562
it's like one of those psychological slow-burn bone-chilling a24 horror productions chat it's avant-garde chat
>>23191564
A lot of addicts end up in relationships like that when they get clean I think chat they need a strong bossy woman to wear the pants or else they'll go back to making decisions for themselves and using drugs chat

>Uhh Ben I need some plan B
>For the show? There's a plan?
>No birth control so I don't get my High School GF pregnant

>>23191582
You dont understand. Jet's mentallye a 14 year old so shes technically older than him

I hope Jets antics starts and revitalises a new age of Marky posting. Just at a time Sam is trying to grift.

Ellie showing jet a really funny shitty meme on ig he saw

>>23191584
being in a relationship with someone who hits you and has pointed a gun at you for talking 2 ur mother isn't needed at all

Jet is the real victim here I think chat he just wants to grill and import women chat I thought this was a free country chat what's the big idea chat

Jet explaining to Ellie Ciara was the exception and not the rule

>>23191471
Cope. She lost fair and square to the Injun enforcer

Ellie waiting for jet to wake up after passing out from huffing nitrous to ask of he can order her a mcdonalds kids meal

Bill Ottman buying a one way ticket to Oslo, Norway to settle this whole business once and for all

Did Ellie really drop out of HS for Jet?

Jet telling ellie to never accept any messages from a man named Johnny Neptune

Jet crying out Ciara's name in his sleep as she burns in hell

Ellie groomed Jet much like how Lux groomed Jimmy if they are retarded, it's wrong.

Ellie losing all her friends but thinks its fine because chris lynch sent her $100

Jet and Abi were ok cause they are both retarded, but Claire is at fault because she has a high iq apparently

abi update

>>23191592
they have guns in that house chat? that doesn't sound very safe to keep loaded weapons in a house full of crazy monkeys chat

Jet taking Ellie on trip to Hawaii and Ellie explaining to customs she's under 18 with no ID

>>23191613
She's right u know

It's like planet of the apes retard shall not groom another retard, but if a person above retard level takes the bait then fair play i guess,

>>23191564
the irony that the same people pay $100+ for this and willingly send their gfs to be passed around by wiggers

Ellie asking jet for help with her math homework and he confidently gives her the wrong answer
>>23191615
lol

Alex deserved to get hit by his obese wife and probably still does.

Reminder that bagel is a good man

Jet putting together a mock wedding at the lakehouse so he can finally fuck ellie
(Importing girls to be the bridesmaids)

>>23191632
He missed out on the classic jon line "get block slut" before the block

>"I sure am glad that I attached my good name, reputation, and investment capital to the whims of Jet Neptune"
-Bill Ottman

>>23191632
>buddyzoned
brutal

>>23191632
bagel did get mogged tho ngl chat
he thought some airhead gook in san diego was his actual friend chat
they never even met each other irl chat
this is his canon event chat

>>23191641
He simpped for cork, not ellie, which ellie brought her with her to be imported. Poor guy at least he didnt try and accept them back like isaac

>>23191617
this doesn’t make her any less of a cunt

>>23191634
base

GET BWOCKED SWUT is a good one I think chat I used to hit em with the PEACE HO before the block chat it always worked great chat they'd be so mad chat

>>23191656
Jon always missing the "ed" at the end of words because he uses text to speech is such a great bit

need rockabilly trish

fake abi and fake claire we aren’t asking you to be besties just start liking each others ig posts
Is that so hard? I bet a lot of money that you’d be friends again by the end of the summer please I can’t afford to lose this bet

Ellie seeing jet take his shirt off and thinking "yeah, i want that man to be the first to enter me"

>>23191632
>I'm having fun
When the fun train stops we're going to see a derailment. LETS GO.

Jet putting ellie in the puppy crate for being a bug and leaking his texts

>>23191674
Is Jet really 28 year old?

>>23191573
>And the show is dead because Neptroon the raping blob can't keep his hands off the contestants.
That's obviously not the reason

>>23191639
are Sam and Bill having a mid life crisis chat is that why they let jet and the wiggers fuck up so badly chat are they just trying to feel young and cool again chat

>>23191673
I think she was a skank before desu

>>23191677
I think jet is serious about trying to keep her, but he is going to have to get her hooked on drugs if he wants her to stick around his lazy gross ass

>>23191639
>my good name
Nigga no one cares about "Minds.com"

>>23191683
You would think a previous dude that fucked her would have spoken out by now

>>23191681
Yes it is you stupid nigger

>>23191692
that would be kinda awkward admitting you slept with a minor chat
no one is dumb enough to do that chat

>>23191650
Yeah but Trish is cute so who cares

NEW

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new

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>>23191697
The house got condemned fucktard it has nothing to do with Jet hitting on Eleanor

>>23191649
>But I still think you’re in a very compromising position
>and that makes me sad
I’ve never felt real sympathy for any of these people in the past but this time it’s different.

Jet believing god stopped the finnish girl from coming to america so he could meet ellie.
Jet believing god got the show shut down so he could fuck ellie sooner

>>23191684
I remember watching Sam rant in front of Jet about how white guys that get with gooks are freaks. Sam probably won't accept her and because of that Jet won't be able to keep her. Problem for Jet is that Ellie will probably schizo out or something. It won't last. Once the excitement is gone either Jet will realise he can't stand her ironic personality or Ellie will realise she's fucking a fat blob who's personality is drugs, meth mother and crying about Ciara.

>>23191681
the show is just a vaguely disguised grooming ring chat

>>23191692
I seriously doubt Jet is her first.

>>23191673
No way, did they actually fuck?

>>23191726
you bet your ass they did!

>>23191634
Or jezza "hey, shut up"

>>23191674
Lol
>>23191680
No he's 21
>>23191708
LOL

>>23191796
crop ben out it will make this look much worse

>>23191786
Jet is definitely not 21 chat

>>23191632
where does the screenshot come from? is begel posting here?

>>23191865
julius baited norway into posting ellie leaks chat

>>23191632
>groom retarded girl into being le epic chudwife
>push her to go Fishtank
>get mad about the logical conclusion of that
Idk I think her friends made their bed

>>23191708
At least two of Sam’s confirmed gfs (including the rumored babymama) have been gooks, I don’t think that’s something he takes seriously (like most of his other grifts)

>>23191915
Fair enough, so long as her name gets associated with being a groupie whore then idc.