>Uhh Ben I need some plan B
>For the show? There's a plan?
>No birth control so I don't get my High School GF pregnant

>uhh my reputation guys
>uhh what do you mean I could just not be weird around the people I hire and text

>>23163584
>uhh it would be funny if we leaned into the grooming bit, uhh sorry Ellie everyone thinks you're a blown out whore now

It goes like this:


Ellie > Josie > Binx >>>>>>> literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>> Angie

GENERATIONAL FUMBLE

what possible state of mind was he in where he felt compelled to submit a SOON tweet?

Jet Neptune’s genius is on full display with the masterful simplicity of the Fishtank Twitter account’s lone tweet: “SOON.” In a world overwhelmed by constant noise, spoilers, and endless updates, Jet understands that true power lies in restraint. This single, enigmatic word is not merely a tease—it’s a calculated act of narrative control, a brilliant exercise in psychological suspense that reignites the fervor of a restless fanbase desperate for answers. By offering nothing but the vaguest hint of what might come, Jet masterfully manipulates anticipation, transforming silence into a weapon and uncertainty into an art form. His ability to hold an entire audience captive with such minimalism speaks to a rare kind of brilliance—one that blends marketing savvy with profound storytelling instinct. Jet Neptune doesn’t just create content; he engineers obsession, crafting an experience that lingers in the mind long after the tweet disappears. Truly, his subtlety and cunning elevate Fishtank’s presence from mere entertainment to a mesmerizing study in anticipation and human psychology.

Jet Neptune’s brilliance shines through in the simple, surgical deployment of the word “SOON” on the Fishtank Twitter account. In an era dominated by overexplanation and constant updates, he understands the raw power of ambiguity. That one word—devoid of detail, dripping with implication—reignites the obsession, reopens the discourse, and reasserts control over the narrative without giving fans a single scrap of actual information. It’s not just marketing; it’s performance art. Jet knows exactly how to make people suffer, speculate, and stay locked in. A true mastermind of psychological engagement.

Transparency status?

>rules?
>regulations?
>permits?
>business licenses?
>zoning codes?
>ordinances?
GET OUT OF MY EAR DUDE

Do you guys think Sam Hyde yells at Jet sometimes when he fucks up? Is it possible that Sam Hyde and Bill Ottman are chewing Jet out as I post this? I would love to see how this self-obsessed dipshit acts when he is getting chewed out by his bosses for killing the entire season in the second week.

>destitute foster home reject that makes a friend who puts him in charge of a million dollar operation even though he has no previous experience
>gets huge ego and never improves operation or gains ability to introspect
>is actively hostile to fans and doesn't even do the bare minimum to create a decent project
I'm glad fishtank is over and Jet failed

>>212115296
>Jet watching his entire livelihood go down the drain

Just got word from an inside source that they actually DO have a legal permit, and there were no neighbor complaints...
>JET RAPED ELLIE THATS WHY THE COPS ARE HERE

How many more seasons of Fishtank have to be ruined by Jet Neptune's half-baked, quixotic ideas that instantly kill content before he is finally replaced as showrunner? Season 2’s "Initiative Group" storyline was a disaster from day one. It resulted in unwatchable hour-long "group sessions" where producers sat the cast down like a school therapy session and tried and failed to squeeze interpersonal drama out of nothing. Instead of natural tension or compelling conflict, we got awkward silences, dead air, and contestants poorly acting to appease production.

Season 3 tried to reboot with the “Famous House 2.0” twist. Another complete failure that immediately fell apart. Jet's complete ineptitude was on full display as he explained the twist and one of the fish asked what would happen if they were all voted out. Jet clearly hadn’t even considered the possibility and gave the absolutely retarded reply that one of the new Famous 2.0 contestants would then win the grand prize. It was obvious he hadn’t thought through the basic game mechanics at all. The twist collapsed within hours and stained what could have been a solid season.

Then came Season 4’s "Facility-Z," where contestants were put in a dim basement and told to roleplay nuclear war survivors. It killed all momentum. No stakes, no tension just bored contestants wandering around a gray room eating MREs. How many more of these failed "twists" do we have to suffer through before Jet is out?

Good morning, /ftl/.
I hate Jet Moxley Goodson.

>kicks the best fish off the show
>no actual content for 3 days
>g-guys buy balls
Truly neptroonian.

>guys what if we did like season 1 but had less contestants than any season and then we kicked half of them off the show on the first week
>challenges? fucking with them? fishtoys? sharks? Nah bro, we are advancing culture here
>we will actually spend the entire first week focusing on a fat pig and ignoring everyone else in the house
>sorry, couldn't come up with anything or direct the cameras or approve TTS, I had to babysit a fat pig

>kicks best fish
>content dries up almost immediately

Was it neptunian?

>kicks the best fish
>content dies like a dog

Is this neptunian?

OK ANGIE IN THE BASEMENT SEX NOW

>>211411353
>>211411512
it's slowburn neptunian cheemo as always