The Hero of Cumberland edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Aryeh has been hospitalized for beating his shit to Sandy Cheeks inflation porn
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- S2 house was condemned by the local government
-- Fish still chilling in a hotel with their phones hopefully Goran remembers to feed them and give them water this time
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
-- 3 days have passed since Fishtank was live
-- Latest Update: was overdue about 15 hours ago
>Watch hereuhh theres nowhere to watch
>>212198351
How do Jet and Sam possibly come back from this
>sam goes on huge rant against boomers
>fishtank gets shut down by a boomer
Ellie lost a follower and unfollowed someone on IG, still only person known to still have phone access
turn on fishtank or I'm going to get very angry
Yeah I'm thinking u/Casesummer won
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Dr Cross was fired
ITS FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUCKING FUNNY.
Let's be honest
Even if it comes back
I doubt it'll be anything good
Galaxy gas vs this
Choose wisely troon
>>212199637about to catch a case this summer
INTERESTING thing discovered
boss nigga sends his regards
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Patreon allows nudity. Fanfix does not. Simple choice.
>>212199639He strikes me as a guy who'd make this shit up to stay relevant in the community. And since you retards are posting this shit, it worked.
>>212199639if this is real that's fucked up. he was pretty funny and he bought the damn thing in february and said jet basically forced the date thing
>yo ellie can i get footage of you peeing in the bucket.. it's for the uh- edit
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>>212199466>Hell Taylor didn't even express that much affection for TJ
>>212199623Cuddling with ellie in bed as we watch season 5
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update!
>>212199619>still only person known to still have phone accessbecause shes not gonna be there
>>212199639damn, Jet really does ruin everything
>>212199639not true. he just wants people to stop calling.
>>212199643the longer they're offline the higher the expectations get because people would think they would be taking so long because they're working on something
Capsules because I might end up eating too many focus gummies if they taste too good.
>>212199639He gets what he fucking deserves.
>>212199619Letty listened to three songs yesterday per her last fm
which stage are you at? i'm here
I wonder how she is doing
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>>212199699my nigga dan deserves to get his dick wet
sam hyde's supplements have mold in them
>>212199702freddy followed sam, jet, and luke on instagram
>>212199639>burt and dr.cross suing fishtank total jet death
>>212199696I wish he was flayed alive
>>212199699Now that i think of it he always fucking does that. Is this some special retard move i dont know off or does nigga daniel just enjoy skipping up the stairs? I need answers
>>212199685One webm doesn't invalid much of what I said. Taylor barely expressed any affection for that guy until that 50k was clearly gonna land in his lap.
>>212199741that was like 3 days ago
House wouldn't have been condemned if they just did Cyberpunk Tank
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>>212199639>that job was perfect for me
>>212199623u holding hands with Ellie while I'm cock deep inside her* if you know what I mean
>>212199639>nobody comes out actually better because of itNot true, people with good souls like Thomas and Taylor came out better.
>>212199749extremely common autism thing
>>212199699dan was so real for this
>>212199746>show is advertised to ruin your life>ruins your life>wow they should suedan iq
>>212199668when she starts releasing the good shit im not gonna fully recover man...
>>212199749i do this sometimes, its fun. live a little anon, skip up the stairs. have a choc on the rocks and relax bud
>>212199639>paid $15,000 to go on a date with a high schooler>told her to drop out of high school so it wouldn't be weird>kept giving her cuddly kids toys as presents>repeatedly shuffle into her personal space as she tries to get away from youdeserved
>>212199728Neither, I just want to know whats gonna happen
>>212199785mints start twerking
Call Scott Sullivan Contractors and Consulting today for a free estimate, we specialize in AV, egress windows, and permitting.
>>212199725how the fuck did he do that?
>>212199699What a gross gremlin
>>212199799I think I understand Dan now
>>212199725Bring back meme screens
Lost a follower, lost a following. Someone prob just deleted their account
>>212199791For real? I can't watch all the time.
>>212199791>SHE WAS OVER THE FEDERAL AGE OF CONSENT YOU SICK FUCKCan't believe that Ricky's virtue signalling autism was actually the correct way to handle this situation to zoomers
>>212199790Im an eurofag living in a post soviet block if i skip up stairs im skipping down them too
>>212199639Dr Cross was NOT fired! He walked... We want him back!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FISHTANK LIVE YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT FAGGOTS!
TELL ME HOW THIS DOESN’T RUIN THE ENTIRE SHOW HAVING THE CAST OFF THE CAMERAS ON THEIR PHONES THIS ENTIRE TIME!
Waiter, more Claire/Letty stuff please!
>>212199639>simping for this thingyeah Dr.Cross had it coming
>>212199754Does Taylor still attempt that shitty ZZZ list Twitch stream or has she just become a full blown gold digger/gambling addict?
>>212199639>paying $15k to lose your job
>>212199844get my ear out
>BUBBY WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOORRRRRRR
>>212199832She probably messaged her dad and told him to delete his account.
>>212199699angie should have pity sex with dan
>>212199855You think she'd let me bust on her face (no sex/foreplay, I just jack off and nut on her face) if I flew down to Vegas with $1500 in hand?
>>212199699the gob hobble
>and now for my next trick
>your permit disappears!
>>212199840Ellie is of legal act to fuck, but her being in high school is where I think the major distinction should be made. Full grown ass man trying to rizz up a girl who has 3rd period math. That's fucking pathetic.
>>212199832Letty had her phone yesterday.
>>212199875french stays winning
>>212199639He can find a remote job working nights 1 week on 1 or 2 weeks off making a minimum of 500k a year in a day anyway. He'll be fine.
>>212199682>be predator jet weinstein>make fish take turns sitting down "guarding" the door for hours at a time>several fish do this>eventually ellie does it>jet immediately comes out and sits and talks to her the entire time
>>212199604What were some of the other ritualposters in the past? I cant remember any
I for sure will remember watermellie tho
>>212199799that face, she knows
>>212198894went back and found a clip
https://fishtank.live/clip/290042
>>212199754She’s botting her follows right? Like if Taylor was doing the exact same shitty gambling shorts with 10k followers instead of 150k, would anyone be calling her the most successful person from fishtank?
>>212199901Lettys a freeloader she's allowed to keep her phone
>>212199678I dont think its real, but it is shocking how gullible and low-information the people who post in these threads now are. just pathetic zoomer s3fans who are credulous of anything they watch on their phones.
I'd be embarrassed to be an MDE fan in 2025
>>212199920oh fuck yeah thanks dude
>>212199878she really does look like a monkey holy shit its so off putting. is this something in her jungle genes? do non white asians really look this goofy?
>>212199929I FULLY BELIEVE
>>212199915Absolutely believe she enjoys the thought of anons jerking off to her pics. Some girls are like that
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Live?
>>212199639This is passive aggressive Jewish behavior. Jews getting people fired all the time.
>>212199904What world are you living in that the job market is that good
>>212199920>she then told him to go in and flash herkino
Ian is down so bad he's begging for money in the fishtank discord server
>>212199699This nigga literally galloping after pussy
>>212199639Genuinely what did he think would happen?
two more weeks
trust the plan
the patriot-wiggers are in control
did Letty mention what happened or anything?
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dan needs a drink
>>212199883This but with me
>>212199584 (OP)I had a job during the first 3 seasons and BloodGames.
The very few highlights I saw were on 4ch and Twitter.
Those communities made it fun.
I should just go find job.
angie owes dan sex. what the fuck is your problem angie, is it really that much of a problem? btw firefighters are the most likely to cheat on their wives and girlfriends so good luck with that shit
>>212199685She would of fucked anyone
>THERES FISHTANK INVESTORS WATCHING THIS MESS RIGHT NOW
insane buyers remorse you must be feeling faggot
>>212199999who's the hottie next to binx?
>>212199980just like me fr
>>212199941Just glad there is documentation of such an important moment desu
sister tayleigh. the boss nigga is gonna make you squirt
wtf dood that’s weird only cockbuddy and i do those things. ur still my bro dood, but jimmy - 3ft world, ok?
*puppy whimper* ok…
>>212199846>shivow me timbews I just took HRT
>>212200016do you honestly believe the people who invest in this shit are anything more than sam/wigger sycophants
>>212200013it could've happened if dan didn't sperg out so hard
>>212199791I cant believe we live in a world where an adult male can treat an adult female like this
Absolutely sickening
We need to raise the age of consent, drinking age, smoking age, voting age, and driving age to 27. NOW.
>>212200042Link the template plz
>>212199929Well she's currently streaming to Kick to 41 people. Yeah her Instagram posts get "engagement", but no money is paid from reels and if her big sponsor isn't even Stake but some nothing company named Rainbet, which after a quick Google search seems to be a online gambling company that allows underaged people to gamble and is pretty fucking shitty in general lmao
https://kick.com/bigolmtwn
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>SOON
angie is providing better content than jet
>>212200069am i supposed to know who this is
>>212200069>magic of season 1>magic>season 1ahahahhaha
literally the worst season, bet that dude is a Josie fan
>>212199883She tried. Which is closer then any of these stans will ever get.
>>212200069i don't give a fuck about twitter faggots but this faggot is correct
>>212200075https://tiermaker.com/create/fishtank-live-seasons-1-4-16581663
return to professionalism
bill ottman unfocused gummies
>>212200069season 3 turds all over season 1, and that's with the rv downtime and vegas nontent.
>>212199619someone might have deactivated or softblocked her
>>212199933She should be killed
FUUUUUUCK FUCKKKKKKK FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKCKK FUCKKKKKKKK
>>212200130"turd" is not a verb you gay retard
I wonder what she is doing right now
>>212199978damn bro...
contender for most pathetic post-tank fish?
>>212200069is that THE Nice Pants? No Way! everyone knows this guy!
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>>212200145>What did you just say about my girl bro?
what possible state of mind was he in where he felt compelled to submit a SOON tweet?
>>212200133I remember when Angie left and so many people were sad that Freddy was "settling" for Direnc and then they instantly had much more natural chemistry
>>212200133What was he doing at the end?
>>212199930Post more Taylors
>>212200156>TJ went tryhard instead of letting Taylor get 70% of the offense
>>212199639Guess it really wasn't a Dan L in the long run. Luckchads win again.
>>212200163giggling at freddy doing something stupid
>Get a cast
>Get a permit
>Get two permits
>Get a show
>>212200182Freddy never gave a shit about Angelica in a romantic way. He didn’t even remember the super bed until Jet reminded him of it.
>>212200191Would love to squash her like a bug desu
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FISHTANK
>>212200133Angie should come back to finish this storyline
Subhumans, on subhuman "show", broadcast to subhumans.
it's advantageous for production to say nothing about their show being shut down abruptly
>>212200172That dude looks so inbred he HAS to be a jewish neggar
>>212200187Classic freddy.
>>212199639Dr Cross wasn't fired, he quit. We want him back!
>>212200222kek exactly. he did wanna fuck her though even though he kept saying she was too young
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>>212200182don’t get why people said freddy wanted angie. he just touches everyone because he’s a new york italian rockstar
>>212200235He’s dominican
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Maybe if production didn’t massively suck they wouldn’t get hassled so much
>>212200233it's advantageous for your fans to think you are in jail for an indefinite period of time
>>212199708they should've used a new house period or had a solid back up plan in place as they had to know the same problems were down the pike. but i'd rather them take a few days to set up something legit and not rush to fumble around a dark basement doing fallout rp
>>212200042I'm okay with this list. Just swap B with A with some minor adjustments and it's perfect.
Good job anon.
https://x.com/warcrimesRfire/status/1939796051306656205
>i always knew you freddy fans where fags...
>MEMORABLE / WATCHABLE PEOPLE (S2)
Jimmy
Tayleigh
TJ
Taylor
Trish
Greg
Brian
Summer
>MEMORABLE / WATCHABLE PEOPLE (S3)
Burt
Alex B
Mizzy
Binx
Luke
This is objectively how seasons should be compared. S2 > S3.
>>212200227>Taylorseething>"tbqh" filteredYou gotta go back to discord dude.
>>212200267who is that i need to goon
>>212200235I think he is, his name is Matthew Allen though. Idk why no one here doxed his family, they always dox the most boring people instead
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>>212200267Angelina if she was actually hot
I think jet is a faggot and a retard
Anyone else agree?
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>>212200207this mentality won him the swamp olympics
if you paid for this shit and havent done a charge back then you are more fucked up mentally than a tay simp
>>212200153what he said is still valid english
STOP POSTING CLIPS GET BACK TO WORK https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1939808113256980890
>>212200294>calling tayleigh memorable/watchable>she's the most rotten onions i've ever seen
>>212200294reductionist take
need viet kong blue collar gf
>>212200271pretty clear he was attracted to her, he admitted as much. but it was just that, nothing romantic or anything
>>212200305No one wants to dox my nigga tax
>>212200294>memorable/watchable>mizzy>binx>luke
>>212200294>Brian>Trish>memorable/watchable
>>212200281>Butterfaceno.
>>212200248u sound moogled anon
when's the last time you busted a kupo nut?
>>212200313Joke's over.
Pack it up boys.
>>212200313She sucks so much it’s hard to believe
>>212200333fuck are these wiggers doing!
>watch Truman Show because of all the comparisons to fish tank
>the movie is nothing like fish tank aside from the beginning of Act I in Season 3 (prior to stanky leg incident and tts)
>fishtank is basically just an edgelord version of big brother
who the fuck made the initial comparison? Jet and Sam are fucking frauds with zero work ethic and commitment. They think it's a funny bit that their show is run by chatgpt.
don't do chargebacks that just makes things even worse...do you even want this show to come back??
>>212200294>Memorable/watchable people (S1)Oh wait
Anyone else think it's a horrible sign that they're still trying to use the S2 house after everything that's happened? It's gonna take weeks to get that shit cleared, if at all.
>>212200333lmao even the twitter drones are turning on them
>>212200294>watchable>taylor>brianand you didn’t even put cole
>>212200294Yup, end of story
>starting off Raw with Rhea Ripley holding a microphone
Why is everything so Grim today
>>212200346Why not though? I want to see what his parents look like/do for work at the very least. He’s a very interesting guy
Good news
The cams
They’re up
>>212200333they're posting a lot of Aryeh clips. are they desperate to get people to like him because they lost somebody else?
>>212200294>tj>memorablelol
>>212200294trvke even though you gave season 3 to much credit, only Alex was entertaining
>>212200366>...jet's butthole for a colonoscopyFiniahed that for u bro
>>212200333>24/7 show is down for 4 days>Let’s post a fat Jew smelling shoes and farting
>>212200341has she metioned why she wears the reflective vest?
>>212200298Shouldn't you be moderating her pathetic Kick stream right now?
>>212200333These posts are probably scheduled well in advance
*fake deep voice* sister tayleigh needs this boss nigga dick
What possibly can be happening that deters them from giving us a date or at the very least an update
>>212200316everyone agrees with this
>>212200377it's the only way they're gonna learn. "soon" isn't good enough.
>>212200399he's probably been able to see how much people don't really like him and dipped
>>212200360you make my case for me.
>>212200182>>212200222Yeah he was always into Wrench. I forget the order of events but early on Fred mentioned that he was trying to make sure it wasn't obvious who he was into. He also went so out of his way to tell Seth that he wasn't into girls with tattoos during their introduction scene that it was pretty clear at that point.
>>212200267SOURCE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>212200341being stuck with aryeh and direnc nerfed her so hard, she seems way better hanging with letty. her tone completely changed when letty showed up
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>>212200333I'm guessing these are scheduled for posting
>>212200382this was a joke about cowboy jumping on a lot of beds and being silly
>>212200294You are mentally ill
>>212200417The guy who popped her cherry wore one.
>>212200432GET OUT OF MY EAR DUDE
>>212200402She needed that big dog dick
>>212200390>watching wwethere’s your issue
Yejibros we are patiently waiting and trusting the plan
>>212200357Yeah
That septum looks like SHIT
>>212199902she has the best striking mechanics in the tank, tight little right check hook comes to her naturally. God truly blesses western suburbs mutts.
*fake deep voice* sister tayleigh if you'd be so kind as to remove your pantaloons
>>212200413kek I forgot about this one
YOOOOOOO
https://www.abc6.com/jet-neptune-jumped-and-splattered-like-a-KWAB
>>212200447that’s because letty and ellie are discordtroons
>investorbros, what do we do?
>>212200382they're retarded
dead season if they're going that route
You’ve got to love the keegster, you’ve just gotta
>>212200417le quirky and she got it at a thrift store before coming on the show
>>212200477This is something he'd actually say lmao.
>>212200417i think it was during the day where they were setting up the eyewash station and shit in rachel's room because she was complaining about how she didn't feel safe
Is it just me or does this wait feel satanic
>>212200481WHAT THE FUCK??? Real????
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Is this true?
>>212200513Many are saying this
>>212200413At least she decked the fuck out of that spic that was pretty based.
fishtank lowkey ghetto as fuck for this
>>212200294>MEMORABLE / WATCHABLE PEOPLE (S1)Ben
>MEMORABLE / WATCHABLE PEOPLE (S2)Cole
Ben
>MEMORABLE / WATCHABLE PEOPLE (S3)Alex B
Ben
Conclusion: Ben is a princess
>>212200441I meant that somebody else, like Freddy, might've left so they're posting a bunch of Aryeh clips to get people to like him since they lost their actual good fish
I want to watch Cowboy and Bex fuck
>>212200418You mad? Estrogen got your emotions all out of wack? Stream your suicide on the fagc discord please.
>>212200481Jet Neptune died today.
>>212200517this perspective makes me feel sick
>*fake deep voice* sister tayghely if you'd be so kind as to don the strap on and go to town on my butthole
>>212200481Of course they use the picture where he’s getting fucked in the ass
>>212200481>The Vengeful Ghost of Ciarawhy did Jet kill her bros?
>>212200477I wonder if Jimmy doing the jewish voice was the closet we've had to his actual voice. That and the one Twitter space where he forgot to use his deep voice for like two sentences.
>>212200481jet neptune dies tonight posters vindicated
direnc was confirmed to be on her period. so there is a chance she and freddy didnt fuck. and if they did theres a chance that it was gross
>>212200527I take back every bad thing I said about Jet ever.
>>212200538i wouldn't be surprised if a few people left, freddy especially
>>212200527>sheep village>sheep_xingwoah
>>212199619she has phone access because the takedown was initiated by her sister and production ignored her attempts at contact, she was given her phone as damage control
>>212200527>listening to the ramblings of an active meth user
>>212199754>pic/ftl/ considers this hot?
>>212200527JET DIDNT GROOM CIARA
I WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER
>>212200453>the final fishtank bit was poop spongebobgoranian
>>212200432Time is probably moving very quickly for them
>>212200568Why? This is all Freddy has
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>>212200565>a chance that it was gross
>>212200374Famous House was genuinely truman tier, really good social experiment
>>212200544Imagine still simping for that Florida back water hoe
>>212200565She didn’t know when it was going to come, plus Freddy is a dog ass jigga it wouldn’t stop him from jumping her bones
>>212200559we heard his real voice when he got shoved down the stairs by sam
>>212200543Damn, same.
By fuck, imean do repairs around the house and be a bit silly like that time setting up the Bitchtank rooms while The Cell took place.
>>212200565>implying either one would give a fuck
>>212200583they're fucking mongs, man
why doesn't S4 have a simbal?
>>212200481>>212200527>two back to back ciarapostswhat the fuck
>>212200527Turns out Jet aint so bad after all
>Josie I think we need to talk
>If you want to be in season 4 you need to give me feet pics of you crushing hamsters
>>212200527>E-whores take no accountability no, E-girls were the groomers back then
>>212200527Sounds fishy. How would her nudes being leaked mean Jet groomed her assuming he was in fact in a discord with her? Didn't she have a boyfriend at the time?
>aryeh gets freaky and smells goldstriker's boots.
>>212200538If any of the fish besides Direnc had left we would have known by now from their social medias
>>212200559Got a clip?
>>212200615They voted him off
>>212199840>she did not actually consentis that so hard to grasp?
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wonder if claudia knows who this is.
>>212200615he has immunity
>fishtank twitter account posted another jew clip
A tranny discord server just flew over my house
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Imagine not having trust and faith in this man. He’s a modern day genius. He will bring us to the promised land.
>Imagine still simping for that Florida back wat-ACK!
>Jason Gold
>Ben Silver
>Jet Coal
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>212200565she said she hasn't had her period in 3 months because she has pcos you retard
>>212200565CAN A DOG (bloodhound) DROP IN?
>>212200559kek, i remember the thread popping off in reaction to hearing his actual high pitched voice. Fun times.
surely that "insider" anon meant 5:00pm Mountain standard time??
RIGHT???
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>>212200615the stripes are the symbol
>>212200527This is true except ciara od'd years after they split and she was groomed by a bunch of other guys irl
>>212200568At this point Freddy has to know it's his game to lose. There's no way he doesn't stick around and cash out. Milk Couch won't be able to start touring without him winning the prize
>>212200592we have no idea what they're doing/planning, if it's something stupid (very likely) he probably realized how poorly run this thing is and got bored and left
season 2 posters are the least funny in this genny
>I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
>no you can't
Direnc's favorite streamer is King Cobra that bitch nasty as hell
>>212200664she literally said she was on her period like a week ago
the insiders were saying 9:30 so be patient and trust the plan
>>212199754Someone pull up the "Evidence why Taylor is not an actress and LOVES TJ! (1/5) copypasta
*fake deep voice* Sister Tayleigh, do you know the story of Lil' Jimmy the molested? *fake smokes cigarette*
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...It's not coming back tonight, is it?
>>212200559you could hear his real voice on his streams
>>212200692you misheard, she said the opposite.
>>212200615Imagine if S5 has a female Simbal.
>>212200615he was too based
>>212200694Jet told me they're getting the cams up around midnight but to keep an eye on the site for any easter eggs
>>212200670I missed this, are there any clips?
>>212200703So Aryeh wins the season right
>>212200643stumbled upon this earlier, this zoomer rapeswine didn't do bad at all
Robert Smith, as gross as he now looks still sounds good as fuck too. a comfy listen
>>212200565Freddy doesn't strike me as the guy to be afraid of getting his red wings
>>212199791didn’t happen btw
>>212200703When Trannyleaks gets mad at the wiggers... you know is beyond fucked up.
>>212200649>>212200703>its another "wiggers take out their anger on the audience" daysee you all tomorrow
These are glorified feels threads. The guy from this show is a pedo
>>212200447Yea they don’t give her really any room to breathe or make any moves. Any time she tries to get feedback on a move like “should I ring the bell on xx” they’ll either say not to or change the topic. The hard part for her is that the moves she has made have been subtle/sneaky and not loud which doesn’t generate clips so all the fans just assume not much has been done with her. Like when she stole fishbucks from Rachel or all the candy from arye it just unfortunately doesn’t move the needle for some fans like arye yapping about SpongeBob or direnc going back and forth with Freddy.
>>212200382you're so fucking stupid
>>212200728The twitter space thing in particular happened in like August/September last year. Genuinely don't know if it's archived.
soon tweet was 18h ago. 2 arye clips posts since with no updates. the thread is grim and lifeless. why did it have to be like this anons....
>>212200447then she proceeded to do nothing but treat it as a sleepover with her favorite fish
>>212199639Can someone explain how people saw Cross as the bad guy after he played along with Jet's idea to annoy Ellie?
>>212200382they're going to use the same house?
I feel like they can't update because the situations bts is so catastrophically fucked that if they released any info it would be obvious that the show is over
now they're just twiddling their thumbs hoping for a miracle
>>212200685no way, freddy has literally nothing going on. his whole plan was to tour as a fishtank associated band lmao
>>212200565my ex was always super horny during her period and yeah i doubt either them give a shit about period blood
>>212200703yeah lol even the twitter fans are turning on them
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My vacation starts Thursday I bet you that’s when Fishtank is gonna come back up lmao. This ain’t one of those relax all day vacations either gonna be socializing the whole time pretty much until Sunday. I’m so fucking mad I’m gonna miss the first few days the cams come back up. FOMO
>>212200615in a way it was Rachel, but yeah they would need to cast another Indian
>>212200761God damnit. I did an accidental pun again. I'm sorry. I need to punish myself.
>>212200781They think he was 100% serious even though it was obvious he just wanted to show up and fuck with people
>>212200800don't worry fishtank is never coming back
>>212200777Do not talk about Aryeh.
Insider here, currently in an Xbox party chat with Bic. Ammon Bundy has linked up with Sam and they have returned to the season one house armed and refusing to leave.
>SEASON 4?
>SEASON PASS EXCLUSIVE
>>212200757>Any time she tries to get feedback on a move like “should I ring the bell on xx” they’ll either say not to or change the topicmaybe she should take some fucking initiative you stupid fucking nigger simp.
>>212200713you misheard dumb bitch, she said she hadnt had it in three months in the context of a conversation about getting it. stupid faggMK8SWot
they fucking hate you, don't you get it?
never forget the prison experiment
>>212200816Haha you fucked up the spongebob subreddit faggot
they hold nothing but pure contempt for their audience
>>212200832this dude was kind of a fag but this shot was kino
Never forget that the entire reason the S2 house got condemned is because of the Fallout Bunker LARP.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
>I'M STEALING FROM YOU.
hey guys we're just waiting for primetime to turn cams on
8pm on the dot, we got big things planned tonight
the wait will be worth it
Wait Jimmy does a fake voice are you serious
>>212200728Don't think so, it was about drama between Shadi and dumbgay on some Twitter space a long ass time ago. Pretty much nothing was saved during the Twitter space /bant/ threads era despite there being so many of them.
Was driving back from work and saw the RV on the side of the road with smoke pouring out of the hood, it's not looking good lads.
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Anyone remember what Aryeh's Top 5 cartoons were? Need to watch something instead of waiting for this atp.
>>212200841during the basement stream she literally told them she doesn't need tampons or pads because she hasn't had it in 3 months
Why didn’t Fredric ring the bell on Ben?
>>212200800Going to AX my guy?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751317276536539.mp4
>>212200857no you retard, it's because the town hates them ever since frank abused the chickens and they looked through the town code until they could find something to use to shut it down
>>212200886spongebob might have been one of them
>>212200852just doing a little meme :)
>>212200890he somehow had a drunken moment of clarity and realized it was stupid and pointless
>be daniel
>neglected in a shit motel room for 4 days
>show finally comes back
>immediately have to leave because of stox
kino?
>>212200855the ball bit should have made this clear to everyone.
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>SoonTank S1
>>212200883best night of the season
>>2122008861. Ren & Stimpy
2. Spongebob
3. Steven Universe
4. Rick & Morty
5. My Little Pony
>>212200856He was the best and most memorable Famous House 2 contestant
>>212200887no, she put one in while daniel held a sheet up, you stupid ass gay nigga
>>212200904why the fuck did god give men a prostate if they werent meant to be analy raped
>>212200886I think his fav is Ren and Stimpy, given the fact that he said it's the cartoon he could talk about for the longest amount of time as well as the first one he would pick to make a video essay on
Remember that one night during s3 when they were caught reusing balls?
These people all hate you and see you as literal ATMs
>>212200905The police walked into a basement with broken glass all over the floor, dirty mattresses and a bucket of piss and shit.
I'd condemn the house too
>>212199668why did sam tell burt to stop the porn shit when he got out, but not tell ang anything about not starting?
how did letty fix her wacky eye? surgery?
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is this loss?
>>212200874lol, how do you not know this?
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The crossover nobody knew they wanted until it happened
>>212200932that was letty who was putting one in, not direnc. you think direnc would trust daniel for that? lol
>>212200949yeah they added the second sentence today!
Try it!
what month does soon mean?
>>212200947ball buyers deserve to get scammed
>>212200942every autistic person who gets an inclination to make a 3 hour "retrospective" on any topic should kill themselves ASAP
>>212200923Why did everybody like the superbed night so much? There were much better nights after that. But I guess if you don't like Freddy you might disagree
>>212200917That's basically what they did to Payton after dragging her across the country in an RV and then cutting her loose when they hit Vegas.
>>212200471piercings can be removed. kato removed hers
>>212200971should i learn or care about who that is
>>212200952cause sam is subscribed to angie’s patreon
>>212200979galaxy gas brain
>>212200960she actively focuses not to do it. when she forgets they drift apart
>>212200917>Thinking Daniel will loseEvery time hes about to get kicked out he manages to survive. I believe in Dan, he will win.
>>212200895Oregon. Friend trip meet up. And they don’t like Fishtank so I gotta sneak watch
They should use a condo in St. Marie, Montana for the Fishtank house. It's a partial ghost town that was originally used to house service members from a nearby air force base. After the base closed in the 70s the population dwindled from 7,000 to ~200.
>>212200975That is only one sentence, you meant the second part of the sentence.
>>212200982September Or October/November
>>212200982SOON = September Or October / November
>>212201004king of kong is good.
>>212200952Sam respected Burt as a human
He doesn’t care about Angie
>>212200982We've got to be vague right now
I told myself if the stream was down for 5 days I'd get in touch with my job hunter and I'm sticking to that promise
>>212200972hmmmmm no i dont think so, hmmmm no i dont think so, i think you are mistaken bucko. hmmmmmm dont think so bucko. dont think so. i think youre wrong bucko
Will paypiggies revolt if they don't extend the season?
>>21220100460 yr old boomer who cheated speedrunning 30 yrs ago and won a lawsuit against a youtuber talking a lot of shit about him recently
>>212201004Look up King of Kong, a Fistful of Quarters
Great documentary
>>212200991FACT CHECK: payton was eliminated when they were in texas so she could drive home.
>>212200993I want to eat that. Trish's ass I mean, not the food.
>>212200950was about people sleeping in the basement with no emergency windows egress or some shit.
>>212200971THE KING OF KONG HAS ENTERED THE FISHTANK
>>212201004its an interesting story
get raped by wiggers for free [free!]
>>212201057>mogs fishtank
>>212200971wait until ppp and warski get involved.
>>212200104newfag you werent here. it was the only good season
>>212201047i get it man that's fair
>>212200991Payton was eliminated because Vance gave her the elimination choclips.
>>212200952Sam actually likes Burt. He's jealous of how openly bisexual he is, and Sam knows he can't be that way because it'd ruin his brand. He's envious of how confident Burt is of himself. It's why he always tries to neg Burt and knock him down a peg.
>>212200527Wait Ciara OD'd? Is she dead?
>>212200928>CRASH OUT. CRASH OUT.he really was. i enjoyed famous house 2. i hate the audience for turning on it, and i hate the wiggers for giving up on the concept after a little pushback.
>>212200940Equal pleasure for early humans. Pussy or male ass. That’s the only thing that makes sense
>>212201039you've clearly never heard sam talk about burt outside of the tank, he does not respect him lol
>>212200971Reminder that JOBST LOBST
>>212201050He didn't cheat, all of his records are reinstated.
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4Nkjkga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4Nkjkga
>>212201076 nope hes right
Wait was this the twist all along? The fucking show just ends after week 2?
>>212200993enjoy your date, king
>>212201039>Sam respected Burt as a humanlol, lmao even.
>>212201092S3 managed to have the most interesting and least well executed concepts of any season by far
>>212201118They'll be back but it will be something even more unwatchable.
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>>212200922>1. We will answer questions tomorrow >2. We need at least 24 hours, we’re not giving up>3. We have to be vague >4. SOON>(SEASON 4: LIVE NOW | 24/7 interactive reality show and live streaming platform.)
>>212201068>get molested for free (FREE!) by samuel hydes molesters
S2 > Bitchtank > Powtank > S4 > S1 > Bloodgames > S3
I take it back, the cleaning arc during S3 wasn't that bad
>>212201061FACT CHECK: she got the elimination cocklips
Was s1 that good or is it just nostalgia
>>212201086reddit ass fanfic
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>>212200390The worst promo in the women’s division alongside Charles, grim
3 days
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wow
>>212201135Neptsoonian KINO! dont forget to buy the 60$ faggot shirt
>>212201004Congrats, now you’re going to get sued.
this is like a thread full of crackheads talking shit about their dealer while also blowing up his phone trying to get a fix
>>212201162damn Bex looking rough here
>>212201155s2 was so bad and evil it turned me against sam and the wiggers forever. i stopped watching completely and started to turn my life around, because of it
>>212201152>5. Posts a brapping kike
one season, two seasons, four seasons, how about i’m airing none of em?
>>212201162that is essentially whats happening right now, except we cant see them doing it
>>212201183i don't want to get sued i am poor
>>212201169>it's fanfic that Sam's a closeted bisexualHalf of his skits are "haha I'm kissing a guy but it's ironic it's a skit"
He wishes he could be Burt, but his brand is based on 4chan retards who would leave immediately
Anyone who takes roids is at least bisexual if not gay
>>212200990i laughed the hardest during that night. the cringekino unfolded in a series of micro movements that were then analyzed by anons, with a few twists and turns. also i should've said 'favorite night'
>>212201184kek, that's spot on
>>212201057your bloodgames 2 cast!
>>212201167It was good because it was the first one and we had nothing to compare it to
At least RVtank was sometimes online
>>212201167watching live nothing but famous house has come close, the threads made it a lot better too. I'd guess like 80% of the original /ftl/ posters are gone now
>>212201031thanks for the correction!
>>212200982>>212201041Soonfags v. Vaguechads. Team Vague always wins. Transparencybros in shambles.
>>212200940So they can produce semen
we need to make a sooner bed
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>>212201216I just barely remember much else past the part where Freddy and Daniel were on either side of Angie
>>212201234but enough about big purple
>>212201167watching it live with the threads it was the best experience of any season
>>212201184lmfao an apt comparison
S1 had zero expectations. People rolled with whatever and reacted to whatever.
Now everyone is a media literate cocksucker with demands. Stopping giving them money because they are never going to stop taking it.
>>212201086burt makes Sam horny and sexually frustrated
Couldn't they just get an Airbnb and put them all in a room each with TTS so we can at least see them in the downtime while they do whatever they gotta do. I miss my Ellie
>>212201257Has to take a pic from the ground to make her ass look good
>>212201257I'm gonna need her to post more like this, stat
>>212201162having something over nothing
>>212201265yeah they obviously need media literacy classes
>>212200971>it's actually fucking realhahahaha
“ It was in response to…being run out of town and getting into potential legal problems with the town that we were in and we thought the best way to run it would be to turn it into a bit and try to make it part of the show and not let you guys know what was going on and I think that was a mistake so this time around we are gonna let you guys know what’s happening”
>>212201214you're just pulling shit out of your ass. post these "half of his skits"
>>212200971what on earth did he mean by this
>>212199728My investment was minimal so I've been at Acceptance or more curiosity than anything
>>212201257Hey Jet kiss this
ACTUAL update info we know from Cowboys socials is they're renovating the s2 basement and appealing to the govt to OK the house
Add it to the news
>>212201184no one here ever gave sam and jet a dime thoughbeit
>>212201167it had some great moments like the drunk POS challenge but also tons of nontent that people forget about
>>212200960She didn’t fix it
>>212201169Charls went on an hour long rant about how Sam hides the fact that he fucks and gets fucked by men.
>>212201257no egirls no onlyfans girls btw
>>212201337then it's really fucking over
>>212201337I think cowboy was just fucking around shit posting, it will be either S3 house or a new house
at this point i would take a livestream filmed on iphone of the fish killing time. turn on superchat or something
>”You guys paid for 42 days we are going to give that we’re committed to this... We’re ready for whatever but we’re gonna give you 42 days of your show. It’s not gonna stop. The only difference is this time around we’re telling you what’s happening as it’s happening.”
There's a snake in my HVAC ducts.
>>212200971This means the leak about them doing a streamer bootcamp thing with coaches where they're playing video games against each other is real. Grim.
>>212201337Isn't that something that would take a bit longer than SOON?
And you just know the local govt would be dragging their asses on purpose to draw everything out
>>212201378y do the wiggers say these things lol
>>212201086"fuckin nerd... *sniff* you fuckin FAGGOT... hate that FAGGOT... oh my god... such a fuckin... fucks guys, lets guys fuck him... it makes me sick"
>>212201453its a comedy show? the wiggers are fricken funny !
>>212201281cant expect them to have a working braincell and figure that out
>>212200832they should have kept in on instead of booting him
>>212201259most of the action occured in the tiny movements of daniel's hand, anons arguing that they were both asleep only to be BTFO'd when we saw that they had both been awake in this awkward position, the sudden reversal where angie big spoon'd daniel (it was her way of moving daniel over to the large amount of space behind him). the daniel-angie tension that followed over the next few days was also good. shame angie had to go.
>>212201352i like chuck, but he is a schizo, have you heard him talk about anything? it's all vaguely riddled gobbidlygook. so sam just let it slide and they're all good again? that's nice
>>212201587What do you think Angie’s ass smells like after a long day in the tank? Still edible?
>>212201148i enjoyed it up until they nuked fh2. i expect very little out of production, so i never had my hopes too high. looking at how they fucked up s4, a much simpler concept, it's amazing we got as much out of s3 as we did.
>>212202053i doubt she sweats that much, depends on what she was eating. i will say that she looks like her pussy smells spicy.
>>212202156So say she eats something somewhat foul, you are saying the asshole naturally leaks out flavor through out the day?
>>212202274might take a bit but yeah. a small amount of gases will leak and flavor the area.
>>212202375Interesting…. Now a real question who takes care of their PH levels better Ellie or Angie? I feel like we already know the cave women smells like sour milk. (Especially not being from USA)
>>212202516obviously ellie, angie probably eats hot cheetos often. i haven't paid attention to what either of them eat on the show however. ellie most definitely has the better smelling pussy. i've been with korean women and they have an amazing smell. never been with a vietnamese though, not sure how that would factor in.
