>>23241766 (OP)
Loser is a mind state.
I'm 35, but I'm kickass.
I weld. You know how fucking cool welding is?
I get to put pieces of fucking metal together.
That's metal.
Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own slag with a hammer?
I'm on that grind everyday, you feel me?
Put them wolverines on, with the leather spats, throw in my Shenzhen made, 4 sensor auto darkening multi-adjustment helmet with the same viewing window as a Lincoln Electric 3650.
Then I pick up acetylene torch and I open the valve on the oxygen wide up, open the acetylene a crack, crack my handle valves, adjust my regulators to 25 and 5 psi, and I get my flint and steel flick that bad boy on, fuel first, then oxy, then I adjust my flame to cutting spec.
Hell yeah boy, now we're meltin' steel.
Then I cut my straight lines like a crackhead, and I use ye old DeWalt angle grinder and smooth that puppy out in a bench vice.
After I get muh metal right, I select the proper weld type, and electrode, and I zappy zappy with some dig, you feel me?
(I apologize if any other welders read this garbage, I'm bored.)
I'm not a loser. I'm a welder with autism. Life's great.