I think I might just be the King of all losers:
-I turned 40 earlier this year
-I've never lived on my own
-I haven't had a job in roughly 10 years
-Still live with my mom
-I browse internet forums all day and watch youtube
-Haven't been on a date in about a decade
-I've never been past 1st base with a woman
-I'm a pretty extreme introvert with anxious tendencies, sometimes I wig out and think the whole world is against me
-I stay in-doors to help keep the voices at bay

I think I might just be the King of all losers:
-I turned 40 earlier this year
-I've never lived on my own
-I haven't had a job in roughly 10 years
-Still live with my mom
-I browse internet forums all day and watch youtube
-Haven't been on a date in about a decade
-I've never been past 1st base with a woman
-I'm a pretty extreme introvert with anxious tendencies, sometimes I wig out and think the whole world is against me
-I stay in-doors to help keep the voices at bay