Thread 23249791

Lesbian love edition https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Fishtank Digest - Sardine Tin Day 4 - BOILING POINT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqWFnRhqis
-- Alex B is selling action figures of himself? https://x.com/TheMonkeyCobra/status/1964025517402927205
-- Nina has been in Thailand for at least 1 week and has only streamed once... I would love to hold her hand as we walk down the street... *blushes*... <3
-- It's Greg's 29th birthday! Only 1 more year until he's officially UNFUCKABLE
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Nigger! Niggar! Negger! Nigger! Nogger! Neegur! Nigger! Nigger! Nygger! Nigger!
-- @cucumberfeet Defends Production on Burt's Stream! | Post-Fishtank @BurtBronx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQqmnhWBc0

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous >>23248936

reminder

BREAKING NEWS: Sept 5th 2025


United States President Sam Hyde has Officially renamed the Department of Defense back to the Department of War!!

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH!!!

THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT!!!


https://x.com/cryo2052/status/1964067459712815450?t=uMKuqJrLsjQb677GmWRx2w&s=19

>>23249803
cryo stop ur going to get banned for self promo again

Ellie giving Leviticus 15:33 vibes tschätt

>>23249811
I love her i hope she is well

>>23249811
What happened to Caroline's mommy?

>>23249801
they say she never left

>>23249818
CK's first victim

Trole is still beautiful and Trole is still endgame. Cole cannot hide his love for Trish forever and he knows this.

>>23249801
i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is

>>23249806
O sjit I forgot other ppl can link shit but not me. Good point chat

>>23249801
why did you have to remind me of this tschätt

>>23249829
it's supposed to be that girl that flirted with jimmy for a while from luxembourg I think tschätt

>>23249829
remember when abi said claire has saggy tits? yeah

>>23249829
honestly it doesn't even matter man

>>23249818
dementia tschätt

>>23249829
During the offseason a Luxembourg flag appeared, a girl, who had vampire computer sex with Jimmy. Those are her bosoms.

>>23249829
its the julius boobs reveal i think tschätt

>>23249845
>>23249840
did she actually post that herself? how was the photo acquired in the first place?

melanin enriched jimmy чeт

https://files.catbox.moe/yugue8.mp4

>>23249852
that's fucked up

>>23249846
I wonder if Julius has seen these new Ellie leaks yet tschätt he was talking about them the other day I think tschätt

>>23249849
i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is

>>23249852
what a whiny entitled cunt

>>23249862
Josie!

>>23249852
stfu and give me my food nigga

>>23249852
it doesn't load for me tschätt

>>23249858
pretty sure julius is gone for good tschätt
ellie dropped her sex tape the second he left just to troll him one last time tschätt

when the darkness comes...

If Shadi was smart she would hit up Lifetime to make a movie out of this

>>23249877
i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is

>>23249871
sorry чeт, catbox is openly racist against burgers чeт

what would a chris lynch shadi justice feature film look like?

>>23249882
oh...i have a feeling you will once he visits that high school...

>>23249881
If Shadi was smart she would hit up lifetime fitness ayo

>>23249848
uhhh someone else that may or may have been jimmy or one of his childhood friends posted it here and it freaked her out for a while tschätt she denied those are hers but who knows for sure tschätt

>>23249848
It's impossible to say for certain but they were fighting here on bant trying to embarrass one another with screencapped dms and such. The boob leaks were part of that.

>>23249888
figure it out

May or may not have been I mean tschätt

>>23249885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mP45fA8V8g

>>23249892
ni-uhh person

Jet sexy
Ben a sweetheart

>>23249896
>nigger caretakes abusing the boomer elderly
ahead of its time,
i can see the vision

>>23249894
>may or may have been jimmy
that's funny

>>23249889
>>23249891
oh shit that is very interesting djat

shadi if youre lurking tschätt
why did you team up with kiwifarms tschätt?
this has caused irreparable damage to the community tschätt
julius killed himself and pizzaguy has gone missing tschätt

>>23249907
She also made a paper TJ

Remember how the JC bot got Luxxie permabanned?

I sure remember we thank him for that!

I miss Julius and pizzaguy already tschätt it's only been like 12 hours but it feels like an eternity tschätt

>>23249915
yeah it was pretty funny
she was seething

>>23249900
>Tex Avery
you might be the oldest and gayest guy in the thread rn tschätt

>>23249917
julius has been kinda nontent lately very sad

Sardine tank is over. Angi is leaving soon.

>>23249922
Hell yes bro he was the content king for that one

my nigga norwaay go noorwaay

>>23249882
Peter Murphy, singer of the band Bauhaus

>>23249924
i've seen this cock like 100 times and I still don't know whose he is

>>23249926
PUCK

>>23249929
it's mine

>>23249915
>>23249922
>>23249924
lol that was a good bit tschätt rare Norway W tschätt

>>23249926
That mattress on the kitchen counter top looks pretty comfy tschätt

>>23249935
tschätt was filtered tschätt

>>23249935
thats taking it too far tschätt
imagine if someone did that to you tschätt

I miss when ben was cool

>>23249941
>OH MY GOD

Why do mizzy's simps give her money when her rent is more than any one of them makes in a month chyet?
Do they really think they are going to buy the love of a girl who lives in the middle of sunset boulevard with their disability payments chyet?

>>23249944
that would've been julius's reaction if he had seen the ellie sex tape tschätt
he felted himself by calling it quits too soon tschätt

>>23249803
cryo why do you suck the dick of people who humiliated you multiple times

Seth humiliated.

I accidentally clicked play on the music for this post tschätt that was a grave mistake tschätt

>>23249803
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756185888525881.mp4

>>23249948
last i heard mizzy simps were oilers tschätt
they fund her entire existence out of boredom tschätt

>>23249862
MDE groupie who acts like a prude. Cuts for attention

>>23249965
That's kinda hot

>>23249965
is that sharpfart sucking angies toes tschätt?
did someone clip it so i can see exactly how disgusting it was tschätt?

>>23249967
Cryo should have his own tv show tschätt it could be like a Steve Brule type production tschätt that would be pretty cool I think tschätt

>>23249965
Oh he's definitely pulling out his grandpa's knife tonight

>>23249978
Yeah he was licking peanut butter off her feet

>>23249965
I'm thinking epic

I think someone paid to kick Angie

>>23249976
Sexually debasing yourself for internet retards is a bold move i wonder what her simps think. On the plus side she might show holes soon.

>>23249981
I need to know the lore on that scuffed&chopped knife tschätt did his grandfather trade a pack of cigarettes for it back in the day tschätt

>>23249987
i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is

>>23249992
W for Jin L for Seth, nothing else matters

why is the fishtank audience so gay now tschätt?
they kick off the only girl to make it a sausage fest tschätt
the burt effect is crazy tschätt

sardine tank is over. No hoes no content

>>23249994
He said his grandpa forged it from a lawnmower blade.

>>23249998
Seth deserves it he is fucking pathetic.

>>23249992
at least he's trying to be entertaining

>>23249965
We need a Jin jelqing status STAT

>>23250000
wow wow wow that nigga gave her 10k to suck her toes?

>>23249997
Dude it's Angelina from Season 4

s4 fish are getting mogged so hard by the orbiters rn tschätt

>>23250000
>>23250011
>10k
this is just a bit right tschätt? He didn't actually pay that much did he tschätt?

>>23250000
They're gatekeeping they don't want anyone who isn't picked by the wiggers to be more entertaining.

No Stream Star niggers got invited on S4 (Jet didn't want to fuck any of them)

>>23250019
It's like how dumbgay tries to be thee fishtank nigger

>>23250006
oh okay that makes sense tschätt

what the nigger

sharpfart didn't pay 10k they just brought him on as a bit because he's an Angie simp.

>>23250033
i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is

Looking forward to the Seth crashout script tonight

what the nina

>>23250033
Blessed big money Teej

Is Seth gonna blow his wet warm Grey pulsating brains out tonight chat?

>>23250011
>>23250018
10k is a steal tschätt
sharpfart spent money on a girl and didnt walk away empty handed for once tschätt

>>23250040
That's Peter Vack I think tschätt

>>23250040
Dishwasher of the year 2024 and 2025

>i've seen this picture like 100 times and I still don't know who this is
I already hate this new bit

I wanna be normal chat

BREAKING NEWS

I've seen this fishtank show 1000 times and I dont know who any of these people are chat

i've seen this ellie-bot post like 100 times

screenshots of sharpfart and angie toe sucking please

What did Nigger mean by this?

https://x.com/DuanyayEnasche/status/1964037137499644033

>>23250051
True this is rare W for him this time tschätt he fulfilled his dream of being kicked in the nuts and slapped in the face by a girl he simps for tschätt he's felting all the other simps rn tschätt he won tschätt

>>23250120
>

>>23250107
Steak and bacon? you are living it up.

>>23249965
tonight's the night.

>>23250122
Dumbgay still acting like he has insider info.

>>23250122
Jimmys chudgang tank

>>23250123
>>23250120
sharpfart W tschätt
seth is about to rope tschätt

I've seen things you wouldn't believe chat

>a day naked man being rejected by a hooker on the moons of taranti prime
>a female bulimic eating space dogs and puking them up after smoking space nicotine on malari 5
>the same fat man getting his dick sucked by a vacuum cleaner
>a different fat man get stabbed with a pen and nearly smashed his head open like a ripe melon
>I've also seen women who got ran through like the got raped by the whole basket ball team

I've seen all this .. and more, on Fishtank.Live!! You won't need eyes to enjoy this show, but it helps!

>>23250016
She’s the one carrying the donations

>>23249871
Aw Klausy wausy adorable. It’s a black guy who looks like Jimmy screaming because he got tipped $5 for a 20mi Doordash trip

>>23250140
He actually did it.

The mad lad

so now we have to wait for angie to get on a plane, sleep all day due to jet lag, before she streams again? i guess ill watch mizzy

I can picture it already

Jimmy
Tay
Sodamam
Dumbgay
molestro
ab
a harem of fat jimmy fangirls

The mormons should have killed him years ago

It should've been me

Harry got herpes and he didnt get the hint

>>23250153
This guy's gonna have spank bank material for years because of this moment

>If your famous they let you do it

>>23249891
Do you have the archived thread of that?

>>23250165
ask Norway

>>23249965
lol, what happened to Angie's boyfriend?

Noodle Update tschätt
>>23250146
that's ruff tschätt I always make sure to tip my drivers well tschätt

>>23250153
Culture advancing

Watermellie

>>23250165
just keyword search for fat albert or bill Cosby in the bant archives and you'll probably find the thread tschätt

>>23250175
based new noodles tschätt

>>23250179
>tschätt
what the fuck does this mean

>>23250140
erm why did that other guy tap his junk tschätt that was pretty zesty tschätt

>>23250122
>What did Nigger mean by this?
Mauro's show is about to go down idiot, Outcast Tank is real.

>>23250118
maybe that says more about you than the actual bot, innit?

>>23250165
No I'm just here for the vibes

>>23250122
>established faces

>>23250186
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Bgq4X6iP7URQM3dncsiBB

tschätt means tschätt

>tschätt

Scott calling out Jet for being feminine marks the end of fishtank for good. It's over.

Where angie!?

>>23250236
A paypig sent $1000 to kick her off after Sharpfart sucked on her toes

sex with angie
e
x

>>23250118
Natural Born Killers phenotype

>>23250193
i think the playful love tap turns gay if sharpfart has a boner tschätt
the other guy could’ve at least waited for things to cool down tschätt
>>23250236
a paypig paid to get rid of angie tschätt

>>23250040
flour mill andy

>>23249965
ngl wish this was me

>Isaac in the Sardine Tin or on Magic Stars
Jet Moxley Goodson, make the call
imagine the kino
come on wiggers I'm serious

>>23250215
Its ok me too everyone is my friend

introducing the actually good gaffer tape

>>23250240
Mizzy in the sardine tin now!

Seth

>>23250256
he would totally milk the situation
anyways

>>23250278
*fucking Claire*
*Plap plap plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT*

>>23250140
>>23250153
Seth might actually kys himself chat

>>23250289
any seth updates tschätt?

>>23250256
that would be kino but I think he has a real job tschätt

>>23250268
You know what gaffer tape is? You are like so mature, can you tongue my anus?

>>23250289
Can he do it on stream tho

>>23250269
did they not learn their lesson from season 4?

>>23250291
>I think he has a real job
Poor guy slaving away day and night to provide for Claire.

>>23250152
She left?

You don't need college that's a waste of time tschätt I can teach you everything you need to know about Gaffer Tape and Adobe Premiere at the Lake House tschätt

>>23250314
is that your cat cryo?
:,-(

>>23250314
fuck you

based I don’t have to watch that slop anymore and I got footage of angie sucking a ring pop

can someone spoonfeed me a comprehensive and definitive explanation of the Jet Nepstein situation?

>>23250313
mizzy could be a decent sized streamer if she actually did something other than stare at her empty chatroom tschätt

shadi could be a decent sized streamer.

>>23250329
Kiwifarms is working on it

>>23250329
That video you just posted sums it up pretty well I think tschätt

>>23250332
What does that mean chyat?
She stares at her empty chyatroom because thats all she can do chyat.

>>23250336
She is decent sized enough

>>23250336
Maybe if we put her on Ozempic

>>23249965
She was screaming the whole time. Do you think she was into it? Either way I’m jealous of the diabetic midget

>>23250349
The wit of the britisher will never die

>>23250353
him being diabetic is such an ick

Ozempic Shadi has potential I think tschätt

Seth reminds me of one of those make-a-wish kids is he a make-a-wisher who survived?

>>23250172
They broke up a few weeks ago
She gets really uncomfortable if you mention the playroom or bubby now lol

>>23250329
girls fly out to jet’s place for drugs and clout, but later turn on him and lead a crusade against him when he loses interest tschätt

>>23250354
shut up

>>23250363
Do you get to keep the wish if you live or do they make u pay for the john cena appearance?

how do you go from this to only ever interacting with internet obsessed orbiter e-girls?

>>23250357
>>23250353
For some reason I always thought diabetes was only a problem for fat and old people tschätt

Content drought so hard Seth now a main eventer

Tho after Ellie I suppose anything can happen

>>23250380
and by anything you of course mean sucking jet's dick or getting more lip injections

>>23250379
It usually is unless you’re born with it

>>23249965
WEBM??

>>23250385
so it seems

luis j gomez

>every time you talk to a 13 yr old girl on the internet arent you going oh this is a sting just jerk off

sam

>silence

>>23250391
Nick markypost every other PGL ep tho more subtly

>>23250379
He’s got weak genetics if I had it I wouldn’t tell any girl instant turn off

>>23248839
whats ur username?

>>23250362
She failed the jet test though. The reality is that fishtank is a front for Jewish Hollywood producers like Hadrian Belove to score middling women who are beginning to advance in their years, becoming long in the tooth, if you will.

Fishtank and Jet in particular are like the canary in the coalmine for them. If they complain at all during or after their appearance on fishtank they get blacklisted and Hadrian and the higher echelons won't consider them for their harems.

Basically Shadi will never make the millions she would have if she passed the test. She will die poor because she just couldn't keep her mouth shut.

You could have been somebody Shadi. You could have been a part of something.

Too bad.

>>23250366
thanks чэт
very helpful

>>23250391
which episode is this tschätt I like that one skankfest recording where Sam Nick and the gang rated the skankfest audiences girlfriends that was a good bit tschätt

>>23250377
everything he does is contradictory

fug bros I'm still unsure who to pick...
>23-year-old Guatemala-girl avg intel tradwife
>38-year-old American-girl brilliant cryptobro
what do. attached is Analysis

Pete convinced the partners to pimp Joan to a Jaguar fat cat and when she says yes he wants to shake her hand

Hes so Cole coded

new ellie leaks??

oh boy!

>>23250405
>she just couldn't keep her mouth shut.
shadi will rush here to post a screencap of someone sending her a thumbs up emoji

>>23250391
I love luis so much

>>23249909
>>23249917
i teach a class on friday evenings chat

>>23250417
I think we decided earlier that white women are the superior race tschätt but if you possible just start a harem like Sam Hyde tschätt

>kiwitroons a few years late to the goran train
for fart sniffers that write books worth of paragraphs in each post you would have expected their hand to be at least tiny bit more on the pulse of things.

>https://simpcity.cr/threads/binx.781413/
damn for a second i thought fishtank binx joined suicide girls

I fucked a Suicide Girl and this close to fuck another one

>>23250432
the kiwitroons discovered jets real name earlier today tschätt
the case will be solved in no time tschätt

>>23250439
these niggas are RETARDED

just leaked a few ellies in the toilet
probably need to get more fiber

>>23250438
all my ex gfs were suicide girls I think tschätt

>>23250444
everyone was a suicide girl back then

>>23250438
>>23250444
i have never had a girlfriend and im almost 30 tschatt

>>23250438
>>23250444
suicide girls are based but hard to keep tschätt

She just went full monkey girl mode and tried to eat the onion with her feet

damn

>>23250450
that's okay if you meet a girl you can pretend like you just had a bad break up or something tschätt make up a cool story like you found out she slept with her brother or something crazy tschätt

>>23250456
I was the one that was hard to keep lmao

what the hell is a suicide girl?

seriously where the fuck is meg

>>23250466
When you are so awful the girl kills herself after being with you.

>>23250466
it's alt/goth modeling agency that was pretty well known for us Chadennials tschätt

https://www.suicidegirls.com/

>>23250466
imagine belle delphine but goth tschätt

>>23250476
They had a midget one too I remember

Me poaching Letty and Ben from Jet

Riae suicide
Radeo suicide
Jemma suicide
are the best

>>23250476
>>23250482
antiquated miLLenniaL shit i see

ZAW

>>23250485
Radeo my goat

incredible music taste

>>23250483
yea a lot of the girls were blue hair Binx emo types tschätt some mid but mostly hot I think tschätt

>>23250487
they're calling it the most obvious twist ever

Basedacide too

>>23250487
thats unfortunate

>>23250467
happy birthday greg

>>23250487
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757073221465226.mp4

>>23250496
damn Chun Li is STACKED

>>23250498
fuck you faggot

>>23250498
this is when a white man go to thailand activity

>>23250496
thanks man

>>23250498
BadIdeas is going to end up vindicated on everything and that's hilarious. Just proof that men do everything better, sorry Channing!

>>23250498
Who is that skinny Mexican boy

>>23250498
>did you see it go in?
>it went in

>>23250504
did you eat your lentils like a good boy?

>>23250508
i did and im gonna have more later tonight

Trish is LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8F61aFwjxg

>>23250366
why would shadi leak those dms , makes abi look stupid and this whole thing a joke
thought she was building a case...

>>23250487
thts bc josie prostituted her way into 50k

>>23250514
why

>>23250517
abi IS stupid and this whole thing IS a joke

>>23250517
Shadi justice failed and tht was her last grasp at straws 2 try and impress /bant/

>>23250517
Abi blew the cover of her inside man tschätt Sully was Sullied tschätt Abi had to be felted for that epic L tschätt

>>23250514
she really needs to stop doing reaction slop

>>23250487
Because she's too busy fucking them for pills. IDK how anyone buys her fake act.

>>23250525
good riddance, i say

>>23250514
>shit tin

naw im good homie im watching an amish nigga talk to theo von

she monke

>>23250533
she ugle

>>23250517
its probably all claires fault somehow tschätt

>>23250514
lets get these donos sheatt
im ready to goon

Angie is barefoot in the sauna struggling to throw up a raw onion!

NEW

>>23250542
>>23250542
>>23250542

new

>>23250542
>>23250542
>>23250542

>>23250525
I actually had faith in the beginning,
the only thing left now is that movie and jet seething for 7 minutes which is funny
anyways

pretty all fishtank girls need to doing fishtank reaction videos. they are boring as hell.

>>23250539
It's not her fault she's a sweet angel

>>23250546
*stop doing

>>23250140
I like that when he stood up he only got like 6 inches taller

>>23250546
Just wait until season 5 uses normies again and there's a whole new batch of fish watching and reacting to the edited episodes.

>>23250366
Why do girls fall for the "imma sue you lol u signed an NDA" schtick

>>23250555
That nigga tiny tschätt

>>23250546
Unless they are doing try ons, why would anyone care they are all boring as fuck

>>23250533
why do men on fishtank lose their mind on over her she's not even that hot

>>23250505
channing was saying this before badideas

>>23250562
Because they see Sam's Ferrari and Jet's Rolex and believe the hype I think tschätt

>>23250571
Channing gave up I think tschätt she has a new bf now tschätt

>>23250563
that girl's face looks malformed

>>23250569
Wrong

>>23250555
lol holy shit

>>23250584
im right