Thread 23255418

write your blogs or whatever else you want to write.

my farts smell like kfc because i ate to much kfc lately

blogposting should be banned

>>23255511
well we banned it from our thread

called in for overtime today, and that's on top of a free day's pay for labor day bcos full time.
winning all over the place

Oi. Nat. What do you know about /vp/ secret cabals?

Wrote in a blog thread today. Did NOT enjoy it.

I will spend my last savings on visiting easter island, reunion island and then some other ones that are yet to be picked, maybe niue or something

>>23255418 (OP)
I can't blog.

I think there’s real bad mojo coming down the pike and I don’t want to alarm anyone or appear schitzo.

>>23258262
Please, we're desperate for nahppenings

>>23258270
I am not.

>>23258286
tease

>>23258262
sorry that's just me i spent all day fixing plumbing because of mineral deposits clogging the fuck out of the entire system

now that i think of it, i drink tap water. oh well, kidney cancer by age 60.

I've decide to name my first child Jo/nah/.

>>23258718
I'm kidding. It'll be whatever they call the glaceon poster.

>>23258839
do you mean me or the other guy?
typically people call me natalie but i call myself bruce.

Time to fulfil my civic duties.

>>23261373
i know this isnt wailord but i wish it was

>>23255418 (OP)
I've recently been afraid to eat parmesan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZZcXz3eT4

My fucking stove, man.

>>>/r9k/82430464

I have VOTED.

I think I might have depression but I'm too chickenshit to ask for help again, cause I know I won't get it.

I think I might commit tax fraud because I don't plan to last long enough to get caught anyway in skyrim

>>23262424
if you think so then probably.
highs and lows in drastic long swings?
lows going really low for no particular reason?

>>23262434
>I think I might commit tax fraud
physically impossible to live in argentina without evading taxes

>>23262448
Im the Same anon as that one
For years I've felt hopeless and when really down, passively suicidal (was thinking of a method and note yesterday) even when it was better I had trouble thinking of a future for myself and was miserable in my own body. Any time I try doing work or gaming I'd feel my brain like, "shut off" and low on energy. Any thing that wasn't doomscrolling or drawing or stimming felt like a chore. Recently I was looking back on "trauma" and bad occurrence and felt lonely and like I was better off dead cuz my body would react badly to reminders and talking to friends about it made me feel worse. The lows are really low now. I haven't spoken to my only real friend in ages and I feel a drop in motivation to do anything when i feel lonely. My eating habits have changed too and I'm losing weight. My parents dont believe in mental health much so they can't be arsed to get me therapy even when I ask. I've got a bad relationship with my whole family. Maybe I could try again to get help but it feels like it's all for nothing and I can't get better even if I try

>>23262484
as much as i violently hate/distrust pharma
psychiatrists can help
this is a bit beyond my grasp and suicidal ideations can be mitingated in most cases without grippy sock prison or the pharma jew.
please reach out and get that person you can explain these emotions with in person, get that help.
i'd hate to lose a sparkling gem to a common male affliction of the spirit.

>>23263310
*mitigated
you'll probably always be this way, everyone's wired differently.
but therapy helps, please try it :(

>>23263310
I've tried. As recently as an hour ago. My mother only told me it was a waste of time. I really try. But I feel controlled by her. I feel too scared to open up to others because of her. She's been told to get me therapy. But she just won't.

>>23262473
Come to brazil my brother so we can fuck both governments at the same time

>>23263331
shit's fucked
is this some male form of Munchausen syndrome where she keeps you crippled to keep you with her?

/bant/ needs to save neoneo (needs a name)
another soul to be redeemed securing /bant/ as a place of redemption and salvation, though a purgatory.

>>23263340
Not that extreme I think? But she'd beat me into submission during my early childhood. It made me reserved and shy and scared to ask for help in general about any thing (why my teeth is crooked despite my braces treatment. Was too scared to ask for a retainer adjustment). She calls me names and threatens me, but then tells me not to kill myself over my future. I dont know. My earliest memories are of her hitting me. I also remember her threatening me not to tell cps about it. Then I tried to come out about it to a school counselor in middle school (was suicidal and figured out I was trans in a Muslim family) and the lady told me it was discipline, and therefore legal. I really dont know anymore.

>>23263388
if there were ever a guy who needed to get assets online or anywhere and move the fuck out

>>23263388
walking into an urgent care clinic and telling the receptionist you're on the verge of a mental break and need someone to talk to is also and advisable option, it'd be a real shame for you to rob the world of all you can be on a split decision with permenant consequences.

>>23263435
I try to hold on. With the hope of being a doctor, a homeowner, and getting to transition and breathe after I leave this shithole. Odds are the seasons will pass and I'll at most stay fantasizing about my death and people's reactions to it

>>23263450
you're forbidden from dying.
you're to formulate your plan outta there and march soldier.
ima make a fucking man out of you.

I think I may have been groomed but I can't be sure.

>>23264300
fuck, same id. Not related to mom though

>>23260045
Yes. Is NataBruce a good name?

>>23264609
Sounds bad

>>23264609
how about Bruce Nat surname?

>>23264609
dad joke:
if they ask you how you came up with their name, say it's not happening and walk away.

Nah

>>23271425
nna

one of my threads got a /vip/ sticky

>>23272881
Cool

How many people do you think actually apply to become jannies?

>>23264300
can i convince you you're perfect without drastically modifying yourself?
https://youtu.be/Mcq5oW0GvD8?feature=shared

when mr. rogers is forbidden it's a pretty clear sign we're all bound for hell.

>>23276755
Not many and certainly less after the hack
A lot of jannies at this point are probably schizos waiting to nuke their (least) favorite threads because at this point the only people who care that much about this site are probably the dedicated schizos who have been shitting it up for years. The normalfag hordes that shitpost non-stop certainly don't give a fuck about this site

>>23276795
im gonna transition anyhow. Just dont worry about it.

>>23277407
And if it isnt related to that, disregard the message
Sorry if i seem mad im not

I heard an unhappy ending, it sort of sounds like you leaving
I heard the piledriver waltz, it woke me up this morning

>>23268542
Nat-Bruce it is. Oh wait, but what about /qa/doge??????
>>23272881
You paid for a sticky?
>I wouldn't be surprised if the mods add paid stickies

what a nice glowwie thread

>>23277794
seems like a mod got bored, threw a dart at the board and stickied something random.

The darkness is back
To be real it never left
I just ignored it for several months
But now it's difficult to ignore.

>>23279404
But I believe I'm blessed
I see a light
I have truly never been punished for my misdeeds and my years of laziness
But it all remains to be seen

"4chan's 'politically incorrect' messageboard" got a small blurb in a article from a magazine.
>>23279358
They took this man's love away.
>>23279402
/vip/ mods allow some fun?

>>23280094
yes, having no topic you can post about literally anything, they even have my own nonsense thread stickied.
posts with racism get removed so it seems to adhere to some of the blue board rules, but other than that it's free reign.

Yall heard about charlie kirk? He got got i heard

>>23277407
guess i'll just have to accept that's who you are, like you said, it's not my problem.

I miss /qa/.

I'm creating a character on a service similar to Character AI. I'm feeling like an idiot for that, but it's inevitable since I'm lonely. Netizens say things such as "all south americans are extroverts" and "there's no way one can be single in Brazil" but the world doesn't work like that when you behave like a protagonist written by Dostoevsky

>>23285168
What are you using? I've been thinking about doing that

why 2ch (harkach) dont work, wtf?>

>>23285168
your loneliness makes me laugh
im pretty glad im not a normal like you and need someone to show me affection
i'm going to suggest you get a less embarrassing way of coping just so you don't chase a future possibility
try drugs for depression or a mood stabilizer and stay away from people who are lonely

>>23285175
Janitor AI.

>>23285250
Yes, is laughable. I have some ways to cope but it's not enough for me. It's good you can live without affection though

bump

>>23285427
use perchance ai

Lurking kf is always headache inducing with their reddit karma reaction system. Someone posted le same think opinion? You sir get a winner sticker...

I had a pj shirt to go with my matching pj pants but I can't find it, so i'll have to go with a black t shirt. If I didnt stop myself I knew I would've spent a good 20 minutes naked trying to find it. Whatever, a lesson to not put off laundry I guess.

>>23287596
i never understood it and one of my posts there gave me a negative score even though i made a noticeable contribution

>>23288402
You're probably a literal WHO that was rejected by the kf inner circle.

>>23288563
When I lurk I do notice regular posters that almost always have the positive reddit stickers. It's really sucks that inner circles tend to be an issue no matter what online circle you're in.

>>23288563
That was likely the case. I was just sharing information, and since it was my first post, people got confused. Many thought it was the person I reported, or their circle, who were raising eyebrows, and I think that might be true. If I want to report anything in the future, I’ll probably just make a new account. Still, I don’t see much worth reporting these days as the world feels insane, and nobody really stands out. If someone does, they vanish once you call it out or cause chaos wherever they are.

y si esto no es lo que esperabas y no hay fiesta despues del recital
volve a tu casa, acá no hay nada para vos
pero si no es para vos, para quien es?
creo que es mejor si volves
volves...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEX-RI0aEh4

I wanted those 8's

vgh...

Nighty night bnat nna gen

>>23288574
You can be corny if you're in.
>>23288632
You have to lurk more and post passively before you can really contribute. The newfag mistake.
>WHO ID

I really need to go to sleep but I been playing the shit out of my psvita. fuck i love my vita...

>>23288908
I'd rather continue lurking than make an account. The hypocrisy i see on that website gives me migraines. I feel like the hypocrisy on image boards hits different because you generally don't see large swaths of retards immediately giving negative or positive reaction stickers. I'm literally seeing them doxx literal who's for saying they didn't like charlie kirk while condemning political violence. Kiwitroons are unhinged.

>>23289054
dont get me wrong, i think its disgusting seeing people dance on his grave, some of the people getting doxxed arent even doing that however and are at worst soap boxing their retarded leftist takes.
an eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

>>23289026
vita is vida
>>23289054
>>23289109
The violent grave dancers dox themselves. Hunting the naive and normies is another matter.

dwnq

today i discovered anti-bread.
normally bread is full of bread
THIS IS A LOAF FULL OF LIES

>>23290644
Anti-breaf is meant to be filled with whatever you want.

>>23290644
>he fell for the leavened jew

NEW FIRE EMBLEM
THEY SAID THE SERIES WAS DEAD
FUCK YOU

>>23290937
but how does that happen?
seems to only be pillsbury italian, the second one to do this.
i can't with good conscience sell someone "oops all crust"

>>23291109
Who said fire emblem was dead
Are they stupid

Friday....

>>23291390
The pre-made dough was made to rise quickly, but Pillsbury is selling theirs with too much leavening, so you get anti-bread.
Cope and fill the bread voids with whatever you want.

MY MOUSE IS SO FUCKING BAD AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO I WANT TO KMS

Calories don't exist they aren't real

>>23291693
oh, ok.
i will clear plastic bag it and quality markdown it labeling it "oops all crust"

>>23291693
>pre made dough
the stuff that goes in the proofer doesn't have this problem like wenner or gonella, it's this new pillsbury line that rises at room temperature with a spritz of water that's the only one that does it.

>>23287596
did they actually rip the facepunch forums off for that

it even had the optimistic reaction (which was code for a gay post)

>>23291758
>new pillsbury line that rises at room temperature with a spritz of water
anti-bread stuff right there

>>23292227
it rises like pizza dough
for kaisers, steak, 6" hoagie, 12" sub(me and delimanager agree is just olive garden breadsticks), bolillos, sourdough and french bread.

brat doodle
https://files.catbox.moe/c98fua.jpg

Tripfags are just the worst

>>23292684
yesfumo

>>23292684
I agree they really suck. That matt guy is totally awful

I'm sorry you had to see that

>>23292841
Wuh happened

>>23292878
Didn't bother checking my work and HUMILIATED myself

>>23292684
Whatever >>23292703 has is the absolute worst.

Personally, I find the people who come to /hap/ just to intellectually masturbate over their so-called oldfag ancient knowledge the most annoying. I couldn’t care less about their yapping, and watching them huff their own farts isn’t even remotely entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0

>>23293958

this 2bquitehonest famalamadingdong
the /hap/ threads have been degenerating into way too much "le imageboard culture" and all that cringe shit

>>23294107
A never ending dick measuring contest about inane bullshit that isn’t even a happening.
>Erm, actually, the origin of that word is from some obscure game nobody played back in 2002
>Heh, the word janny is so infantile only total newfags still use it.
I could go on, but you’ve got eyes.