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Anonymous Poland No.23260085 >>23260086 >>23260087 >>23260089 >>23260090 >>23260091 >>23260092 >>23260094 >>23260100 >>23260102 >>23260104 >>23260113 >>23260123 >>23260128 >>23260140 >>23260148 >>23260158 >>23260180 >>23260181 >>23260185 >>23260188 >>23260254
You eat simple foods every day to stay healthy and survive. Fancy foods are for special occasions only. Why so many Americans fail to grasp this and get fat on fast food?
Anonymous Finland No.23260086 >>23260111
>>23260085 (OP)
do you ever eat animal proteins
Anonymous Australia No.23260087
>>23260085 (OP)
pretty fancy looking that.
whats wrong with oatmeal with lard?
Anonymous United States No.23260088 >>23260152 >>23260153 >>23260154
for me its homemade sauerkraut
Anonymous India No.23260089 >>23260133 >>23260174 >>23260183 >>23260189 >>23260203
>>23260085 (OP)
I ate rice with a curry of kidney beans, some pakodas and a carrot/capsicum curry today
Anonymous Australia No.23260090 >>23260093 >>23260095
>>23260085 (OP)
Why so many poles fail to grasp germ theory and let their food sit in lukewarm water for twelve hours instead of cooking it?
Anonymous Germany No.23260091
>>23260085 (OP)
>buckwheat in thermos flask
kek
Anonymous United States No.23260092 >>23260093 >>23260132
>>23260085 (OP)
Nigger, I've seen your wrist before, you are fat as fuck. Maybe you should shut the fuck up and stop carrying a thermos full of rice everywhere you go.

Put down the rice thermos and get a water bottle, you fat retard.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23260093 >>23260096 >>23260103
>>23260090
weak genes, you wont survive upcoming battles.
dosvidanya
>>23260092
>stop carrying a thermos full of rice everywhere you go.
you funny man, funny funny man xaxa
Anonymous United States No.23260094
>>23260085 (OP)
I sat around eating a bag of cookies until I felt sick one afternoon last week
That's why I'm fat you dumb faggot
Anonymous Poland No.23260095 >>23260103
>>23260090
You use boiling water which kills the germs and seal your thermos shut. I also add some salt to my food.
Anonymous United States No.23260096 >>23260097 >>23260098
>>23260093
He posts rice mostly, you stupid nufaggot bitch.
Anonymous Poland No.23260097 >>23260099 >>23260101
>>23260096
You can't tell rice from buckwheat?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23260098
>>23260096
no funny, stop joke
Anonymous United States No.23260099 >>23260105
>>23260097
Buckwheat is slavnigger grain
Like all American origin food, WILD RICE IS SUPERIOR
Anonymous United States No.23260100 >>23260127
>>23260085 (OP)
fast food is fancy?
Anonymous United States No.23260101
>>23260097
Shut up, you stupid fat nigger. You post rice all the time.
Anonymous Unknown No.23260102 >>23260106
>>23260085 (OP)
corporations especially the sugar cartel got them addicted to sugar, lobbied the government and think tanks to avoid proper regulation and blame meat instead
Anonymous Australia No.23260103 >>23260107 >>23260121
>>23260095
What temperature is it when you open it?
Also based on the state of your counter tops in your photos I would not put faith in your cleanliness
>>23260093
Indian response
Anonymous Finland No.23260104
>>23260085 (OP)
>mcdonalds
>fancy food
Anonymous Poland No.23260105 >>23260110 >>23260206
>>23260099
>burger education

Buckwheat is not a grain ;)
Anonymous Australia No.23260106 >>23260109 >>23260111 >>23260112 >>23260179
>>23260102
He doesn’t eat meat, just cattle feed in warm water
Anonymous Poland No.23260107 >>23260108
>>23260103
I can check next time. After 8h it's still burning hot. They say it's up to 14h hot.
Anonymous Australia No.23260108 >>23260134
>>23260107
This isn’t a gulag man, just make fire and add meat
Anonymous United States No.23260109
>>23260106
And somehow he's still fat as fuck.
Anonymous United States No.23260110
>>23260105
>Uhmmm actually technically buckwheat isnt a grain

>I bet you think peanuts are nuts too lol

Sigh
Anonymous Poland No.23260111 >>23260116 >>23260175
>>23260086
>>23260106
Huh?
Anonymous United States No.23260112 >>23260114
>>23260106
That nigger is going to die worse than one of the cattle that has stealing food from
Lovecraft died in excruciating agony from stomach cancer with a similar diet
Anonymous United States No.23260113 >>23260115 >>23260144
>>23260085 (OP)
Because Americans are always working and have neither the time nor the resources to prepare healthy meals.
Anonymous Poland No.23260114 >>23260117
>>23260112
Lovecraft ate from a thermos?
Anonymous Poland No.23260115 >>23260118
>>23260113
Don't they have wives?
Anonymous United States No.23260116 >>23260125 >>23260150
>>23260111
There's that fat fuck paw. Seriously, fat retard, put down the food thermos and get a water bottle.
Anonymous United States No.23260117
>>23260114
He ate off of a few cents a day collecting slop in steel bucket like a hobo
Anonymous United States No.23260118
>>23260115
No. We have roommates that we used to have sex with. They're also working or they're on their tracking devices getting debased.
Anonymous Canada No.23260119 >>23260157
I only have a microwave during the week
Anonymous United States No.23260120 >>23260122
Two people working 60 hour weeks here will get you to lower middle class if you're lucky. And that's with obscene amounts of debt. No one's cooking shit.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23260121
>>23260103
>Indian response
Anonymous Poland No.23260122
>>23260120
Why do you need "class"? Can't you be happy together with what you have?
Anonymous United States No.23260123 >>23260124
>>23260085 (OP)
>Fancy foods are for special occasions only.
maybe for slaves like you, i eat picrel everyday because i am a food producer, i produced everything in this pic.
reject goyslop, embrace food production
Anonymous United States No.23260124 >>23260199
>>23260123
forgot pic
Anonymous Romania No.23260125
>>23260116
You know polishsoup anon would maul you in a fight
Anonymous Unknown No.23260126 >>23260130
Food threads are top tier /pol/ threads, prove me wrong.
Anonymous United States No.23260127 >>23260129
>>23260100
It is for poverty stricken Yuros.
Anonymous Germany No.23260128
>>23260085 (OP)
Is this a Polish Fleshlight?
Anonymous Sweden No.23260129
>>23260127
Ok debt land
Anonymous United States No.23260130 >>23260131
>>23260126
janny hates food threads
Anonymous Unknown No.23260131 >>23260137
>>23260130
Are you sure?
Anonymous Canada No.23260132 >>23260135
>>23260092
he's said before that he needs to eat a couple times every hour which is why theres always a thermos of soaked grains on hand. he's hungry all the time because of the shitty food constantly being eaten.

its a vicious cycle of soaking shitty food, eating it, and posting threads on /pol/.
Anonymous Canada No.23260133
>>23260089
Shut the fuck up
Anonymous Canada No.23260134 >>23260136
>>23260108
you dont understand. he's keeping himself in top physical and mental condition for when the end of the world happens. while everyone else is going insane trying to adapt to living on shitty food, polishthermosanon wont even notice, thus ensuring his survival. he's a real life polish rambo, hardened to fighting edge through prolonged and deliberate self discipline and privation.
Anonymous Poland No.23260135 >>23260138
>>23260132
What? It takes a couple of hours fot the thermos to cook your food. That's why you set the next one up soon after emptying it of the current batch.
Anonymous Poland No.23260136 >>23260141
>>23260134
Anonymous United States No.23260137 >>23260155
>>23260131
why did janny just delete this food thread then?
Anonymous Canada No.23260138 >>23260142
>>23260135
or you could use the venerable pressure cooker to actually cook a batch of decent food which is good for you and take that to work instead. but oh no, thats right, you're denying yourself the use of that refrigerator you have there, even though its on all the time anyway, so theres clearly no possible way to store the batch. man you're so heckin tough and strong to keep endlessly soaking slop in a thermos. rock on you crazy thermos diamond.
Anonymous Finland No.23260139
60% of my daily calories come from beer
Anonymous Unknown No.23260140
>>23260085 (OP)
>simple foods
Is for the poor!
Anonymous Canada No.23260141
>>23260136
it takes no will whatsoever to live on shit soaked in a thermos. its not a skill that needs practice. you're not building up some kind of special ability. you're just eating badly for no reason.
Anonymous Poland No.23260142 >>23260143 >>23260145
>>23260138
Pressure cooker requires constant flow of electricity/gas.
Anonymous Canada No.23260143 >>23260146
>>23260142
for barely longer than it takes to boil the water inside, and sometimes for 20% the time it takes to cook food in a normal pan. i can cook 4 cups of rice (enough for several days of meals for one person) in 5-6 minutes.
Anonymous Unknown No.23260144
>>23260113
If you do not buy ready eat food, you are not a good consumer. You are of no good use for the capitalist state.
Anonymous Canada No.23260145 >>23260147
>>23260142
and you can forget about your lying 'i want to save energy/money' crap. we both know its not about that.
Anonymous Poland No.23260146 >>23260149
>>23260143
You can't take it outside like a thermos. You can't even leave house while pressure cooker is running.
Anonymous Poland No.23260147 >>23260151
>>23260145
It's an added benefit to having food.
Anonymous Canada No.23260148
>>23260085 (OP)
>i am poor
Yes we know Poland.
Anonymous Canada No.23260149
>>23260146
it runs for 5-10 minutes anon. you've been itt for way longer than that, and you wouldn't have to run it again for several days. its a net time saver for you.
Anonymous United States No.23260150 >>23260165
>>23260116
American-expert in fatness-"weighing" in here, where's the fat? His arm proportions seem fine and muscular. You're probably just underweight and don't understand normal physique.
Anonymous Canada No.23260151
>>23260147
you dont save anything. whats the latest gadget you bought and how much did it negate your pennies of electricity savings?
Anonymous United States No.23260152 >>23260153
>>23260088
Fuck yeah. I love that shit. Made myself 6 quarts of kimchi recently.
Anonymous Canada No.23260153
>>23260152
>>23260088
now thats some high quality food you can make via soaking. really good for you. it does take some time to cut the cabbage and carrots up though so im not sure if its really an option here.
Anonymous United States No.23260154 >>23260156
>>23260088
doesnt that stink up your whole house
Anonymous Unknown No.23260155 >>23260159
>>23260137
They are definitely not hiding something.
Anonymous Canada No.23260156
>>23260154
nah not that noticeable really. doesnt take that long if you have a warm spot for it, then its kept covered in the fridge which keeps any slight smell down. well worth it. really is good for you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23260157
>>23260119
fat
Anonymous United States No.23260158 >>23260161
>>23260085 (OP)
You use dishware every day to eat food, fancy dishware like chinaware are for special occasions only. Do zoomies and late millenials even have a special set of dishware?

I'm a late melenial (close to zoomie starting point) and for me i can set the table with nothing but uranium glassware

Also, how i have it on display (6 ft tall UV lit curio cabinet) makes everyone ask what the fuck they are looking at because its a niche thing
Anonymous United States No.23260159 >>23260163
>>23260155
ok, well im getting ready to make beer and im gonna make a thread about it and janny will delete it. too bad faggot ass janny can only ban me for 300 seconds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23260160 >>23260162 >>23260164 >>23260166
I'm gonna eat a egg sandwich
Anonymous United States No.23260161
>>23260158
you have become grandma, destroyer of banana bread
Anonymous United States No.23260162 >>23260166
>>23260160
thinking i may join you, although an omelette or hard boiled eggs and some oatmeal sounds good right now.
Anonymous Canada No.23260163 >>23260167
>>23260159
what you making? done it before?
Anonymous Canada No.23260164
>>23260160
you ever made a spicy egg sandwich? its great. sriracha sauce or just whatever hot sauce you have.
Anonymous United States No.23260165 >>23260171
>>23260150
>t. a fat fuck
Anonymous Canada No.23260166 >>23260168 >>23260172
>>23260160
>>23260162
like this, only you dont need the added peppers etc. just scrambled egg and spicy sauce. thermosanon, consider it. you cant make it with stolen hot water but still, its pretty quick.
Anonymous United States No.23260167 >>23260169
>>23260163
im making an ipa with some hops my brother grew. yeah i have been brewing for over a decade.
6lbs 2 row
1lb rice
1 cup sugar
cascade hops
its my first time using whole hops, is there anything different about them from pellets? also what do you think about adding potato to the mash?
Anonymous United States No.23260168 >>23260170
>>23260166
a little sea salt, a little black pepper and today feels like a Tapatio day.. i also use Siracha too, but today going with Tap.
3 hard boiled eggs, and some oatmeal.
good to go
Anonymous Canada No.23260169
>>23260167
>im making an ipa with some hops my brother grew.
ah nice
> is there anything different about them from pellets?
never used pellets. all i can say is that we threw them in for a boil then drained the wort out through a filter. i guess maybe the fresh hops will give flavor more quickly and more intensely?
>po-ta-to
not sure. i probably wouldn't. your recipe sounds pretty nice as is.
Anonymous Canada No.23260170
>>23260168
>today feels like a Tapatio day.
yes, thats a really good sauce. i think its probably the best of the mexican red pepper/vinegar sauces for flavor. enjoy. its a good breakfast
Anonymous United States No.23260171
>>23260165
>American-expert in fatness-"weighing" in here
Duh, that's what I said. You can read!
t. American
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23260172 >>23260173 >>23260176 >>23260177
>>23260166
>Hot sauce on eggs
third world behaviour
Anonymous United States No.23260173
>>23260172
Hot sauce is just too sour. It overpowers the eggs flavor no matter what you do to it.
Anonymous United States No.23260174
>>23260089
Fuck outta here nigger.
Anonymous Italy No.23260175 >>23260178
>>23260111
Are you huge or is the egg small
Anonymous United States No.23260176
>>23260172
i put blackberry jam and hot sauce on my eggs
Anonymous Canada No.23260177
>>23260172
its just tasty. im not big into the flavor of egg anyway so it works. i tend to eat quite a few because we have a bunch of laying hens
Anonymous United States No.23260178
>>23260175
he wears a size 19 American shoe, he can stomp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23260179
>>23260106
>He doesn’t eat meat, just cattle feed in warm water

Didn't he used to eat chicken livers?
Anonymous United States No.23260180
>>23260085 (OP)
Cause we can afford it and make tons of it.

Next question
Anonymous Unknown No.23260181 >>23260182 >>23260184
>>23260085 (OP)
Anonymous Unknown No.23260182
>>23260181
Anonymous United States No.23260183 >>23260253
>>23260089
>I heard you like your ass blasted
>so I put beans in your curry so you can fart while you’re shitting
Anonymous Canada No.23260184
>>23260181
is that like the russin canned beef with a picture of a cow on the side to tell you whats inside? is that canned truck driver?
Anonymous United States No.23260185 >>23260187
>>23260085 (OP)
Why do europoors think about us so much?
Anonymous United States No.23260186
>Carb and sodium zombie trying to give dieting advice.
If you want a man's body, you need a lot of meat.
Anonymous Canada No.23260187 >>23260193
>>23260185
like most socialist nations, they are constantly goaded into hating the USA. its a domestic political policy
Anonymous Germany No.23260188 >>23260190
>>23260085 (OP)
Your consistency is impressive, I'll give you that
Anonymous Germany No.23260189
>>23260089
Kill yourself rapejeet
Anonymous Canada No.23260190
>>23260188
he knows just the right amount of water to add to get the perfect consistency
Anonymous United States No.23260191 >>23260192 >>23260194
post your favorite breakfast/comfort foods.
i will start:
(although cannot eat this when trying to slim down obviously unless running to burn it off)
Anonymous Canada No.23260192 >>23260195
>>23260191
i like the James Bond Breakfast just without the toast and marmalade
Anonymous United States No.23260193
>>23260187
Europoor obsession with America never ceases to amaze me. They supposedly have all of this free time from their amazing labor laws, you'd think they'd do something better with it
Anonymous Canada No.23260194 >>23260195
>>23260191
actually he favored scrambled eggs
Anonymous United States No.23260195 >>23260196 >>23260197 >>23260198
>>23260192
>>23260194
ever have corned beef hash and eggs?
now there is a protein meal that will make your clock tick all day.
Anonymous Canada No.23260196 >>23260200
>>23260195
didn't get it to look good as that but yeah ive mixed corned beef into the scrambled eggs before. good with sliced sausage too. great breakfasts for when you've got a lot to do thats for sure.
Anonymous United States No.23260197 >>23260201
>>23260195
That's genius. Found a gem in the shit pile. Gonna try that tomorrow.
Anonymous Canada No.23260198 >>23260201
>>23260195
>corned beef
you mean ground beef right? i thought you meant the stuff in the cans.
Anonymous Germany No.23260199
>>23260124
checked
is that pork? anyway, looks good
Anonymous United States No.23260200 >>23260202 >>23260204
>>23260196
good hearty meal
pic attached is my meal for today, probably not eating again.
4 hard boiled eggs, seasoned with flavor God no sodium spices, sea salt, pepper, and tap, which is good to dip the dry yolk in. strawberry and cream oatmeal and a cup of chocolate milk (gold standard whey protein)
and the current books i am messing with.
Anonymous United States No.23260201 >>23260204
>>23260197
it is a treat that is tough to beat
>>23260198
the canned stuff, correct.
lightly fry it on both sides, flip it, mix it up, pretty fast to prepare. 15 to 20 minutes
Anonymous United States No.23260202
>>23260200
*hardy meal even
Anonymous Germany No.23260203 >>23260204
>>23260089
don't listen to the others, i can respect your menu and you staying in jeetistan
you are cool in my book
Anonymous Canada No.23260204 >>23260205
>>23260201
>the canned stuff, correct.
oh ok got it. you fry it in slices i guess, or just break it into chunks and then keep breaking it up as it goes? you got a good fine mix in that photo above.

>>23260200
i like the food on your plate more than the food in your books, have to say.

>>23260203
>and you staying in jeetistan
this. curry is nice, but im of the opinion that its possible to enjoy their style of cooking while skipping the side serving of jeets.
Anonymous United States No.23260205 >>23260245
>>23260204
just flatten it out in the pan evenly and then flip after 15 minutes, let the opposite side cook a little longer, all depends on how crunchy you want it.
sage United States No.23260206
>>23260105
>ummmmmmm actually sweaty a banana isn’t a fruit it’s a berry
shut the fuck up retard we’re talking food, not botany
Anonymous (ID: CnIqTwaY) Canada No.23260245
>>23260205
gonna try it this week. never got it crumble like that before
Anonymous (ID: KhfOnpBp) United States No.23260253
>>23260183
It feels good to fart while shitting, though.
Anonymous (ID: fHJCf8kx) Sweden No.23260254 >>23260266
>>23260085 (OP)
You're an inspiration man. I'm a lazy schizo but one day I will be better, I hope.
Anonymous (ID: CnIqTwaY) Canada No.23260266
>>23260254
if nothing else, thermosanons dedication to posting about his thermos shows that he has the kind of commitment required to survive the end of the world, even if soaking grains in a thermos wont save him