Thread 23327062

Bratty AI bubble edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>23327062 (OP)
Kys weak white cucks

272 lard

Babe, I had a dream last night, it was a vision of the future. There were no niggers, and there were no spics. It was wonderful.

morning /smg/. morning babe. the russell and soxx new ath's are both on my mind this morning, want to see how either one trades. hopefully more upside. also thinking about the intc weekly candle. next week is rosh hashanah, a bearish event, so maybe there will be extra buying today to make up for the week where it's forbidden. seen some studies that jewish holidays are measurably bearish. we will see i guess. little bit levered up, don't want to be on the hook for more going into next week, so not looking to trade much today, but i'll keep my eyes open.

>>23327237
Not all Jewish holidays are bearish you fucking Nazi.

why the fuck are you people awake

>>23327243
true. i think there's a few that are actually bullish, but the study i saw showed that most of them are bearish, particularly the high holy days. google it.

>>23327248
Yom Kippur is the holiest day on the calendar and its going to be bullish as fuck.

i buyed in. hope i dont get dunked on.

pls sirs keep your jewish magic in your pockets.

>>23327237
did you make big money on incel computers?

>>23327284
i did, in profit again. i bought in '22 and '23 @ $25 and already sold 1/3 of the position at higher prices too. intc has been good to me actually, just gave me a stressful year. but it actually translated into something good, i wouldn't be fit, sober, or in love if it weren't for the intc crash.

>>23327295
how much did it dump? not good if you get destroyed by a stock dumping. you need to invest with less risk. so your stress stays down.

>>23327306
it went from $50 to $18. it was scary. i held my remaining shares through it all, even added a bit at $30. it's okay though. i'm doing fine now financially. and sometimes you need to hurt in order to heal, that was the case for me.

>>23327313
oof. i had similar big drop in nigvid. i think holding through a dump is not good. its better to buy the dump but you need patience to wait for big drops

>>23327322
agreed. but it's very hard. i got a good price on a good company and i'm happy with that. it won't go down as my sharpest trade but i know why i own it and i'm comfortable holding it, it's over 30% of my portfolio, don't think i'd want any other stock to be that big. i think things happen for a reason too, i had to learn lessons and get shaken out of a bad spot.

anyways gonna get a little more sleep, then go get some food. iwm and soxx both red, a double rejection would not be good here, but i think one of them at least will close green. love you babe, have a good day.

>>23327335
yeah and nigvid investing is good.

Nothingburgercall with Xi. Trump as per usual saying everything good.

Look at the retard Buffett selling AAPL in Q2

took my baby for a walk, had to stop to give a bottle and got a 'good job dad!' from one passerby and smiles from others
also will be spotting orcas from my balcony here in about 10-20 minutes from last update on the orca watch group

>bought in today
>stock pumps bigly

such is the life of wolf of smg street

anything nice to buy or everything is too green?

>>23327864
Mommies little wolf of Wall Street.

got a lot of sleep. pretty good dreams too. unfortunately iwm and soxx are both pretty red, which to me are two warnings. account down, cute that laes is up 18%, don't own very much, a lot more wkey, but it's one good sign. wanna see crypto pump over the weekend. gonna shower, maybe go shopping, get some food. took today off obviously, and might take next week off too, i'll see how i feel. not excited for the weekend but maybe some good things can happen.

>>23327852
Orcas have very tasty tails, you should be hunting them mother fuckers.

>>23328170
nice tius

>>23328122
you spend too much time with orientals

Im getting tired of winning. Where the fuck are the bogdanoff brothers?

Bulls&Bears is legitimately a fairytale, like Santa Claus. There are no bears. And if there have been, the Fed killed them.

>>23328206
you watched too much free willy, Orcas deserve to die.

>>23328422
Baggot, are you hanging out with that other gookfu while your current gookfu is sick. I'm pretty sure you posted a picture of her last week here and I don't approve of you cheating on your gookfu while she's ill. You are giving us jews a bad name.

>>23328468
You don't understand shit. I am too much for a single sickly Gookfu and she understands that she needs to share me with the rest of her tribe because of how awesome I am. It was entirely her idea. Cock Knocker I'd expect you to understand that this isn't about me at all, and the entire world is better because of what took place.

>>23328493
You need to visit your local synagogue and quick. You have fallen off the path of Yeshua. I'm very disappointed in you.

>>23328505
Well it's almost Shabbot and Yom Kippur is close. I'll be fine. The most important thing is to never stop being awesome.

>>23328512
We'll see if schizo anon agrees with what you have to say on the matter.

>>23328422
https://us.whales.org/our-goals/end-captivity/the-penn-cove-orca-captures/
the orcas have their own holocaust, you should have empathy

>>23328582
Did the orcas do anything when the dolphins were turning up in Tuna nets?

>>23328586
Are Orcas black or white? They are mostly black but have blue eyes...

Well, actually that Orca in Street Sharks is a black kid. >>23328543
They are black.

picrel, I have this one

>>23328604
are you the extreme dinosaurs poster

>>23328603
>>23328604
Look at this shit, the orcas were conniving with sharks, they're no better than any other fish. They get no sympathy, and should be treated just like any other fish.

>>23328619
no

>>23328646
how do you know a greek is lying?

>>23328652
I don't know, I swear.

But on the topic, I'm really not the extreme dinosaurs poster.

>>23328586
Why should a mammal bother to care about a fish? Those tuna were probably there illegally anyway.

not a great start to the weekend. oh well. trying to show you better, offer you more babe. you've got to want it for yourself though. sorry the jannies put you in jail :(. love you, praying for you, sending you positive energy and wishing you well. all that and more.

anyways went to costco, had a nice lunch, looking forward to the niner game this weekend. down .74% today, but ex-intel my account had a good day. got a tough cardio session to do later tonight, but it's really starting to pay off, feeling and looking better than ever. gonna watch some youtube i guess, will post some charts tonight or tomorrow.

scoops will be happy, theyre finally flushing the poos

went to sleep again. terrible time for it but i guess i was exhausted.
anyways weekly look at the komp weekly chart. beautiful green candle, biggest volume since the april bottom. only bad thing you can really say is it's up a lot in a short period of time and didn't end on the highs. but this looks really bullish.

>>23330059
arkk looking good too

almost didn't want to post this, i'm not mocking you babe. anyways another bad week for schd, closed below a meme line, looking bearish still, but i was wrong about this the last two weeks, thought the last two candles implied higher, maybe this one surprises me next week. it would make a lot of sense, tech stocks apparently hurt by the new visa rules and it is rosh hashanah as well as "fat bear week" so maybe nasdaq selloff boomer stocks bounce.
hope to connect with you soon in a positive way babe. i'd love to be taking you out this weekend, that would be such a delight. the internet really has a hold on me, i worry about it, think it has one on you too. it's hard to break habits alone, think together we could do so much good for each other.

Chill night. Hitting the slots and thinking of scoopsies. Maybe he'll make an appearance?

https://youtu.be/wlfOIksGEqc?si=GB2OzNAEdTAK7KvR

>>23330327
hey john. i'm watching geopolitics videos. might play some victoria 3 later but i dunno. about to have my smoothie, will go to the gym in a bit. sweet song, i feel that way a lot. got any plans for the weekend? i might go out tomorrow night, just to explore new places, then football on sunday.

>>23330380
I'm going to watch the UofM game with my father tomorrow. This is my first weekend off in 3 weeks so I really just want to relax and play some vidya for the most part. Been playing High on Life and TMNT cowabunga collection lately.

>>23330400
sounds good. hope you have a great time. my crush talked to me today, first time in a while. it was kind of a confrontation but it felt good, told her i loved her. she's cooled down a bit recently. her stocks have been getting sold bad and all the political drama had her in a bad place, glad she's getting out of it. wish you'd get into the market more, i think some really good things are about to happen, and you might get a good entry point coming up this week. i've been making a lot of money this last year. ups and downs of course and i'm bracing for more down, but it's worth it, and now that the fed is easing their chokehold things might get even better.

>>23330424
Penelope will come around, she seems to be a bit shy. Don't give up!

>>23330433
couldn't if i tried. i really do love her.

gym time

>>23330433
John, Schizoanon is right about you getting more into the market. It appears to me from your posts that you’re slipping into a gambling habit. Combined with your medication and it’s not a good mix. But I would say forget about good entry points, just start investing. Ten shares of ET a month isn’t going to break you and you’ll be building up something that pays back dividends.

>The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) has postponed the release of its key annual consumer expenditures report, which is crucial for determining the weighting of goods and services in the upcoming Consumer Price Index (CPI) data, without providing any explanation for the delay.
>The report, originally scheduled for release on Tuesday, September 16, 2025, was rescheduled to a later date, and the BLS has not yet announced a new release date.

>Postponement of Key Inflation Data: The BLS announced on Friday, September 19, 2025, that the annual release of consumer expenditures data would be "rescheduled to a later date".
>This data is essential for calculating the weights used in the CPI, which measures inflation.
>Lack of Explanation: The agency did not provide any reason for the delay or a new release date, which has raised concerns about the future of U.S. economic statistics.
>This is particularly notable as the BLS did offer a specific reason and date for a similar delay in 2024.
Broader Context of Concern: The postponement occurs amid heightened concerns about the politicization and accuracy of U.S. economic data, following the firing of the previous BLS commissioner and ongoing scrutiny of the agency's leadership and operations.
The agency is also facing significant challenges, including staffing shortages, budget cuts, and a recent internal probe into its data collection processes.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana (republic) phone

>>23330972
wanna hear about my latest trip to costco instead? prices were the same, crowds were bigger than usual, saw one (1) attractive female.

Babe, I'm sorry, I think I might be a kike, look at my nose for Christ's sake. Whatever if I don't talk to you Happy New Year.

>>23332415
>Friobar
You don’t work in one of those annoying mall kiosks, do you?

>$100k annual fee added to H1B visas
POOS GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FLUSHED.

WITCH COMPANIES LIKE ACCENTURE, INFOSYS, ETC ARE 100% FUCKED!!!

>>23332415
Baggot are these future events true?

>>23332563
Rectangle glasses... round your fucking edges, people could get hurt. Every edge can be used as a weapon if you know what you're doing. A sharp corner is closed.

>>23332607
Get on the aviation pump and dump. Everyone is actually feeling the QE already, and talks of Pete Buttguy aka Butigege or whatever former mayor of South Bend Indiana and became head of Department of Transportation, so look at his record and legacy in that position....

Im not discorging innovation and all this bullshit, but what am I not going to even discuss this or that, all I wanna do is celebrate Rosh Hashannah and Chuseok, together with my gookfu.

>>23332607
All I can say is it has been tried before, so many lives died, and I am what's the word, I'm hopeful it works. So many lives and we have to keep trying, I understand it. What do you want me to say? Of course im optimistic but end of the day it could fail and not gonna break my heart. I encourage the effort.

I wanted to say Optimism, I really hope it works, but we will see people die in tests. I feel we should have a separate museum and ots for the guys who died penniless trying to achieve dreams. Taking their responsibility into their hands and being called crazy.

There's plenty of showmen, guys like Johnny kneviel jumping 100 school busses, or the great canyon, but our generation should reinforce things like why poison gas used in WW1 was eliminated from everything at the Geneva convention.

If we don't truly get around bullshit truths, where most people are completely ignorant to the entirety of how your ass got to sit on the seat you're sitting on. From the idea, to manufactured and shipping, and the fucking 10s of different hands everything went through before your ass takes it for granted.... unless you got real good shit, and actually talk to the master craftsman, they do exist. I have a few phone numbers, they're all private equity and honestly the best straightforward people you'll ever meet.

>>23327065
OT ALL NIGGERS
R BLACKS
NOT ALL BLACKS
R NIGGERS

NOT ALL JEWS
R JEWS
NOT ALL JEWS
R JEWS

W8

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIT

babe i'm not lying but i was starting to come around but then i saw how much more handsome and better at shizoposting this other guy is...

>>23332909
Self doubt is terrible
I am disgusted for this, https://youtu.be/i0YuEPJeGSI?si=Gkb8ye_ISo555jHT

Sit and listen and change your life.

What am I supposed to say. Just make something better than that and good luck

>>23332415
Yo baggie, do you sell monday evening or tuesday? How does Rosh Hashannah work? Also, it says "sundown". But where? In Israel? Or New York?

>>23333265
Do whatever you want. Take this evening to just celebrate a tree or rock. The most important part of our faith is genealogical records, but as an advocate id just tell you celebrate what you love in your reality... enjoyment and having fun is super important. Im a big support of just do anything, light a candle or cook a good meal, sing dance celebrate in your environment how you do it with love.

Anyways, 100k for H1b and no report for CPI sound bearish. Yields could jump on missing report + delay without reason
And companies will have to pay more for less slavish workers.

>>23333368
Fuck you, baggie, I want to know when you guys sell.

>>23333265
Want to know, you had a whole year to learn, you got another ahead of you. If you really want to learn, you can use your own time. I want to debate, but look ive had over 15 drinks today so in a way, I am unable to represent everyone, but honestly just enjoy it goys.

Im and alcoholic... I am literally capable of out drinking anybody, but I wish I didn't ever drink again.

>>23333384
I'm the opposite, alcohol wrecks me quickly. But I can eat those MDMA pills like M&M

>>23333411
I learned everything to know about drugs by using them, exctascy its just bullshit, whatever, you need a real barnlbituate and drink on it.

btx is at a 12% discount to nav. this has been a bad investment for me, but thinking about adding. you never can tell though if these discounts are opportunities or signs of more bad things to come, it was on discount last year too only to get ultrasold during the april dump. the management fee is astronomical but if the fund actually starts to perform it's pretty much negated by the discount, it's a term trust and i think there's 7 or 8 years left, 1.5% management fee. the access to private equity is pretty cool too, but this fund has been a major loser so far.

>>23333468
>barnlbituate
I don't want my drugs to make me sleepy.

I've tested GABA though for regeneration. Really weird thing, a few minutes after intake it actually paralyzes you a little and makes breathing heavy

>>23333384
You couldn't out drink me on my worst day and your best day. Hell you couldn't even out drink my wife.

>>23333536
to outdrink

>>23333539
I like the way i said it better turkroach.

>>23333551
https://youtu.be/uhmW3yGgG4w?feature=shared

>>23333536
Let's fucking live stream it. I'll drink you under the table and we each pick a charity for the spoils.

>>23333536
hope you and your dad are having a great day

>>23333649
If i beat you, you have to give me a no show 6 figure job.

>>23333658
Its a tight game, but entertaining

>>23333659
Why would you want to not show those 272 lbs of pure sex?

>>23333719
That comes when baggot flies me first class for the executive meetings

>>23333649
I nominate myself as that charity
Drink up anons
>>23333658
John’s dad is Dado Mraz?

>>23333755
Two seats first class is a bit expensive.

>>23332640
Fixed it. All round edges

would be nice for my M’s to put away the Astros today

>>23333791
Thank you for posting a completely unedited photo of baggot.

Spent the day cleaning and clearing some of the overgrowth. Lots of trash taken to the bin. Not too much clearing since I need the place to be hidden. Maybe use some of my gains to plant a cherry tree. Someone discarded an old box spring here. I’ll just flip it over, fill with dirt and have a strawberry garden patch. I’ll be living a dream by next year.

>>23333815
Your 5 star Macedonian hotel is starting to look quite nice. When is your grand opening? Also I want my suite to have a very good view of the stray dogs if possible.

>>23333765
are those dried dog turds?
i stepped in the greenest, most liquid deer shit you've ever seen today

This nigger is fed no?

why are there 2 SMG's
what even is /bant/

>>23333858
no that's what passes for food in that part of the world

Well I'm back from my parent's. It was a fun time. Got to watch my wolverines win with my father, and my mother made a seafood boil which was tasty.

>>23334044
Yes, but they also don't have to force other nations via economic warfare to buy their meat.