Thread 23579963

Just how much of an oldfag are you pol? Post a meme from when you first came to 4chan.

>>23579963 (OP)
Id fuck them.

>>23579963 (OP)
I got into this gay site in the last few months. Shit sucks. You people are shit. Fuck all of you. Even reddit is better.

>>23579964
I know you would, Reggie Ray.

>>23579964
We know you would Suhkshit Ranjeet

>>23579963 (OP)
Came here in 2009. Been stuck here ever since.

>>23579963 (OP)
Like eating your fucking life in a website is something to be proud about
Such old gags and Internet culture in general.


How'd i do?
Is that oldfag enough
for you, you stupid
fucking pussyhead?

>>23579965
fuck off you brown refuse. you are the reason this site is even more shit than it always was.

>>23579965
You’re here forever

>>23579966
Rich coming from you, Sugar Gay.

>>23579963 (OP)
It was right after The Dark Knight came out in 2008 and everyone was doing Joker copypastas

>My father was a baker…. And a fiend
>one night he goes crazier than usual and mom orders takeout to defend herself
>now he didn’t like that
>not
>one
>BIT

So I’ve been on this website for 17 years

>>23579963 (OP)
I was here when the galaxy 3 came out can't remember when that was and I don't keep memes

>>23579963 (OP)
Notice how they have all 3 phlegmatic face shapes. The reverse trapezoid, then the circle, after that the oblong. Each has a different personality.

>>23579963 (OP)
>Post a meme from when you first came to 4chan.

>>23579963 (OP)
i remember when the OVER 9000 meme was born. it was being spammed on like every board. i also remember seven chan and when lolichan still posted on /b/.

Fun times

>>23579963 (OP)
Mongle Man

been here since 2006/2007. I was in highschool and would go on b on my art teachers computer lol. I am SURE schools block 4chan now.

I will have to look into my google photos and see what the oldest thing I have is, but I know I dont have anything that old. There are so many old wojak memes when he was just "that feel guy" that seem to only exist in my memory bc ive tried to find them and I can't. Hotfeels.. tfw you get a speeding ticket for going 50 feels over the feel limit (something like that) .. I do have this screenshot. its not mine, but I remember the post itself and laughed at it a lot at the time. im so grateful that someone saved it and posted it online lol

>>23579980
no one posts happy nigra anymore :( in fact it's hard to find him in search results now

>>23579975
based physiognomy youtuber watcher (prospera insights or whatever)

>>23579982
nobody mentions Nevada chan/tan anymore either and b was obsessed with that murderous psycho child for a long time

>>23579964

We know your kind Abdul Mohammad Rehman

>>23579983
Yes, prosopa insights. I'm not as good as him, but i try to do the readings myself. I don't exactly know how good i am. Remember that obese is usually phlegmatic.

>>23579979
Didn't she have 3 boyfriends?
Slut

>>23579976
That image is not the original. It is a "vectorization" of the original.

I did that vectorization.

I did to wrong and every time I see this image, I cringe, at all the minute details I fucked up.

T. Oldfag

>>23579964
You would fuck anything prakesh.

i was on Something Awful in 2001 so i can claim All Your Base Are Belong To Us

>>23579987
yeah thats one thing that makes me dubious about the whole thing. If a person is born with a particular face shape, does their personality magically change because they gained a bunch of weight? wouldn't it be better to figure out their actual face shape under the fat or look at an older photo?

I still find it interesting though, and it is absolutely on point a lot of the time. Do you remember the website he mentioned once where you guess a person's geographic origins? I enjoyed it but dont remember the URL

>>23579991
I went to highschool with a dude who was a moderator there. turns out he was gay. then later on I found out he crossdressed. we stopped being friends so hes probably a troop now. he was always snotty about something awful too like it was elite and sophisticated and 4chan was trash lmao

>>23579980
I've been to the place where he got that shirt. I wish I'd been paying more attention I totally would have bought one too.

>>23579991

Bill took the inclusion of his mugshot in that to heart. buying up all the farmland n shit

I remember when kimmy was queen. Been here since 2009.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo0RWj76fj4
Not for the faint of heart

>>23579997
Found her.

>>23579999
Shit, wrong one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-jb8JWJ0GE

>>23579963 (OP)
Kels sucked dog dick until we showed the pics to her parents. I barely remember that one.

>>23579963 (OP)
This is OC I made years ago as part of the Shit Was So Cash meme. So this must have been either late 2007 or early 2008. I've been here a long time.

>>23579992
He talks absot this in one of the earlier vids. Phlegmatics have a slower metabolism and a bigger appetite. They retain water too. They're going to be eating when others would be drinking water.
Netanyahu supposedly went from choleric to phlegmatic.

None of you posers were chonners or TNE posters. I bet none of you even knew that /new/ used to be /n/. I don't need a bullshit picture from the 2000's to prove anything, 4chan doesnt have join dates and completely frowns on notoriety, for a reason.

>>23579963 (OP)
Imma chargin’ mah lazah!!!
I want pictures goddamnit! Pictures of Spider-Man!
Or so. 2006, 2007.

>>23579965
>I got into this gay site in the last few months. Shit sucks. You people are shit. Fuck all of you. Even reddit is better.
You need to lurk for a year before posting the first time retard.

>>23579971
>pic

This is the only fair solution to the trolley problem.

>>23579963 (OP)
2010 but I was almost exclusively on /k/ then because all /new/ talked about was hitler shit.

>>23580010
Chocolate rain, makes me think of O-ZONE or whatever that Swedish guys name was.
Mario-hee
Maria-ha
Maria-ho
Maria-ha-ha

>>23579979

Consequences will never be the same since he backtraced us.

CALL THE AMBER LAMPS

>>23580013
Lmfao, I can’t tell you how many GameStops and EB-Games I called just to see if I could be the first to prank them. I got hung up on, and quite a few cussing outs over it, even calling stores in MT. Battletoads 2, and some other obscure game as well that I can recall asking about.

that was like 5 computers ago. i don't have those memes anymore. i remember when kek was just a wow phrase and you had to learn to how to triforce. why? idk.
this was like 5 years later:
https://streamable.com/g5206d
catbox is down

>>23580018
Also, I miss TOTSE posting. No one talks about The Order anymore.

>>23580019
Alt 255 alt 255 alt 30
Alt 30 alt 255 alt 30

>>23579963 (OP)
I started browsing /b/ in 2006 when it was mostly just weird anime memes and comic dump edits like habeeb it. Before gaiafags and 2008 scientology anonymoose fags. I was on ytmnd first. I don't have any data from 20 years ago

>>23579963 (OP)
peanut butter

>>23580019
BASED

>>23580025
electricretard

>>23580022
>no data from 20 years ago
I truly feel bad for you anons who hadn’t learned the lesson of archival back then, though I did have a failure sometime ago, I only lost a couple months worth of data. Some of my greatest laughs these days are had while browsing through my /b/ archives, reaction faces, and obscure memes(anakin skywalker in unlikely places, for instance).

>>23579975
I need to see this exact same chart, but with way better drawings so I can actually see what the fuck the descriptions are talking about.

>>23580031
Jfc put on your readers, anon

>>23580031
You should learn what each face shape's personality is like instead. That's a lot more interesting. The long trapezoid, for example, is extremely hypersexual and hard working. Jeffrey epstein and p diddy both have it.

>>23580028
yep. an this other sicko paperchild from google. do you know what happened to electricretard after he was put into a mental ward? i lost track after that.

>>23580009
Equity in action

>>23580031
Oh, wait, nvm. I get it now. The pictures are overly asiatic and suck in general. Got it.

>>23580033
No, that isn't the problem.

All the faces look identical except for where their features are either grossly overexaggerated or else underexaggerated.

I need to see a chart like this with photos of real skulls and faces, not crappy drawings that all look alike.

Oldfag reporting in as ordered. Get on my level.

I came here after /b/ closed all the pools.

Too lazy to find an EFG image

>>23579963 (OP)
Newfags can't triforce

>>23579963 (OP)
26m get

>>23579975
Nice, I am sanguine and I am oval faced, so I truly am the most esteemed lord of air

>>23579963 (OP)
Queen bee toes
Goatse

>>23579993
Dude I remember this chick, she lured a friend into an unused classroom and sliced her up with a box cutter for the experience. Slit her neck slowly and let her bleed out while carving up her skin.

Here’s one date coded 2009. Also, I found a picture of the game “Big Nose” for NES.

>>23579963 (OP)
Nice try Fed, not posting any old cheezpizza.
>that Pool is closed

>>23579963 (OP)

roodypoos

>>23580020
Things have got slack, but not in agood way.

>>23580051
I think on this often. IIRC, “famalam” as in tbqh famalam became desu, but I think there were a couple other censored words as well before onions/onions came along.

>>23580045
The guy who does the vids hasn't done any on a person with that face shape so i don't know what the traits are. Also, you could be reading it wrong. It's not that easy to get right. Newsom is triangle faced, i wouldn't have guessed that.

>>23580053
They were called wordfilters back in the day

>>23580053
Jfc onions posting still not allowed, lmao. It’s been a long time since I’ve even had a reason to type that word. I legit thought we had just moved on to typing “onions” in its place, much like the roodypoo of the day.

penis buttsex vagina was fun
also peanut butter and niggers

>>23580055
Often I can’t recall the exact term I’m looking for, and since I’ve become conditioned to the old board, where a thread may well hit bump limit before you can type up a well written post, I have a habit of just using whatever conveys the same general meaning. Hell now it’s Saturday and the board is still slow as molasses in wintertime.

>>23579969
You're being a real roodiepoo

If you know, you know.

>>23579969
Trust me, none of us thought that a longterm affiliation with this website would be the mark of distinction between sane society and clown world, yet, here we are.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

DESU

>>23580065
Good god I can’t tell you how many computers I left a disguised batch file on the desktop for some fool to run. @Echo off
Del c:\*.*
Del d:\*.*
Fmt ntfs c:\
Etc
Lmao

>>23580061
I cannot even begin to imagine what mindset someone is in to want to post nudes to 4chan, just heinously desperate for attention in all the worst ways possible.

>>23579963 (OP)
HOW FAT ARE THEY (alive?) TODAY?

>>23579963 (OP)
If you have no bricks to shit you are made of fail and AIDS

>>23580065
Incredible.

>>23579963 (OP)
2020
the earliest I can find

>>23579963 (OP)
grand pepe

>>23580039
Spotted the schizo

>>23579982
>>23579994
>>23579980

>>23579963 (OP)
itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat

>>23579964
Just the two in the back for me

I came here when Charles Kirk was shot. I made like 600 threads that day.

I wanna say i saw this when i went on b first time in like 2012

>>23580078
Philosoraptor and blue/purple penguin posting, good times. I’ll have to post my old shit from my server sometime, I just did a search for “anakin skywalker in unlikely places” and turned up nil of the meme, guess it was shortlived. I’m sure there’s many more like it.

>>23580003
my friends said they saw sarah from outside her window when she was home alone and she'd put peanut butter on her snatch for her little curly haired shit dog to lick at
seemedl ike sarah would have done that

>>23580080
Hey, front one ain't perfect but she does look like she has head game.

>>23580087
>head game.
>game
it never ends remember?

>>23579979
She had the meats.

>>23579963 (OP)
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sheeeit

faggot-ass jannies

>>23580119
It's better here.

>>23580125
See? You can't get that where this thread was from.