Thread 23581972

melonade is a woman and she might not goon to BBC specifically but ALL women goon to NTR/cheating

tiny white clitty pecker pissbaby goonhitlerites will NEVER satisfy any woman.

>>23581972 (OP)
Coffee time

You really do just think about cock 24/7 huh

tiny white pecker rage cuckhold

yawnerino

>>23581986
tiny white pecker cuckold rage

stirb your sissy little clittyhitler

Alcohol induced mental illness ITT.

>>23581972 (OP)
As a woman myself, i specifically goon to NTR/cheating on tiny white clitty pecker pissbaby goonhitlerites with BBC

looking for series/shows known for romantic chaos (NTR/cheating) with a bit of murder mystery on the side


can you imagine? much of daytime television or these live action shows marketed towards women ESPECIALLY married housewives are ALL about cheating/NTR (i'm using NTR as shorthand for dark romance btw)

>>23582079
think I'll watch "You" and "the affair"

>>23582094
because I'm playing 3d chess I can't le watch shows like "desperate housewives" where the main protagonists are FEMALE,

male main character voices being heard majority of the time and occasional murder should help dispel any suspicion that I've suddenly became "gay", because it's highly unlikely that they'll come figure out the more complex underlying thingerino of passively absorbing dark romance kino for my own kino writings

I just got the idea to ask chatgpt for noir/neo-noir instead of murder mystery

noir/neo-noir + dark romance

>>23582077
I bet you also like to shop at ross because you’re a cheap whore.

>>23582156
First cringe image that made me audibly laugh

>>23582075
He... He isn't right, is he? Say it ain't so...

okay forget Noir or murder mystery. I need "life or death" tention or else I'll be fucking bored.

>>23582186
she writes fictions where she has multiple, MULTIPLE sexual partners, not one everlasting relationship with a perfect romantic partner that lasts forever because women find that boring.

>>23582156
Whatever. It's my hot body I do what I want bitch you aint tough hoe

you, big little lies, killing eve, bloodline, revenge

>>23581972 (OP)
>she might not goon to BBC specifically
damn DT really fell off huh

>>23582243
finally a group of slow paced shows I can run in the background and pay half attention to because i don't care about characters for their looks but for their le dialogue and plot and stuff

>>23582156
>>23582220
OH SHIT?

ITT: incels who have never touched a woman tell other incels what women like.

>>23582287
this post: faggot who is a faggot tries to chime in but forgot he's a faggot no one cares about who knows nothing and that married a homeless ugly woman he can't stop cheating on with ugly faggot trannies


melonade still hasn't disputed any of the points I've made.

if women don't enjoy le cheating/NTR then why is does every drama marketed to women (they're all marketed to women) and every popular mainstream drama every woman consumes contain le cheating/NTR sub plots?

>>23582309
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh baby this thread is about to get good.

women don't le hospital dramas for the le surgery, they watch it to watch various doctors and nurses and shit get into relationships, cheat, and the fallout that comes afterwards

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!

killing eve has that asian girl from grey's anatomy

i'm getting "goose pimples" ("haha you clowns" reference)

>>23581972 (OP)
>dt finally admits that women aren't into tiny black peckers
wow

>>23582259
>>23582340
why are tiny white pecker goonhitlerite sewer mutants all 2 dimensional cuckoldoid morons


all women are addicted to my big fat juicy black cock and ginormous BLACK balls. now goon your sissy stirby clitty, I've given you your daily small pecker humiliation fix for the day

cooked a green tearino

still sore >:[

I WANT TO CURL AND OHP >:[

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

>>23582590
WOWIE!!!!!!!!!

just checked

neither anterior or posterior core-inos are sore, only my back musclekinos (not core) are a little sore. I can drink 'ffee and LIFT HEAVY TODAY!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_gxD8DuCKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_gxD8DuCKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_gxD8DuCKI

>>23582620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ZFJANgMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ZFJANgMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ZFJANgMo

>>23582620
>>23582635
This is peak autism.

figured out the plot of my novel kino

suburbs instead of city apartment, because I don't want le multiple waifus living in one place (e.g. an apartment)

one waifu per domicile.


also figured out the whole parents situation

jerry smith and francine smith


jerry (rick and morty) is pathetic thus I can easily bang francine when he's off doing le business work.

I think it'll make for more tension if he was the sole source of income in the household, thus getting caught all the more dangerous. getting caught = have to go get a job now YAWN!!!!! (jobs fucking suck)

>>23581972 (OP)
DT
>>23582075
DT's tulpa gf

I just suddenly realized I can just go watch male orientated stuff

not this woman centric crap.


thinking another woman, one intractable at some kino location

>>23582362
>2 dimensional
tiny turd brain omegafail

>>23582865
new easy List (netflix & disney)
Bojack
Archer
American dadderino
Rick and Morty

>>23582861
no

retconning le angry husband/boyfriend random event in exchange for getting ambushed by thugs of whoever me and my team is investigating at the moment

leader of our amateur sleuthing team: librarian (female, brown skin, and married to some twphitler)
jessica: brunette and truecrime girl
nerd: male (jessica's bf)

black woman (librarian)
brunette (jessica)
asian nerd (jessica's bf)
asian milf (nerd's mom)


and now you can a see a WEB, a web of women i'll fuck with my ginormous bbc horsecockerino

scrapped that idea

because ai women have a tendency to turn into nervous wrecks pretty easily at the slightest le threat

any dangerous cool action stuff will be done alone because women can't le handle it.

maybe I'll meet random women at restaurants or something. Waitress probably?

i made my back hurt with the deadlift bar again

but at least I did the heckin OHP and Curlerinos. But I can do those all day

>>23583177
forgot image

and sadly fricking le mommy gf is not good because when am I going to get alone time

>>23582905
Yes it is
You dumb schizo trannigger

I want to kiss dt but only if he isnt fat

>>23582220
Yeah it’s only your body until 7:00 PM when you rent it out to another John for the night.

>>23582197
That was not fiction it was an autobiography of >>23582220’s prostitute lifestyle.