Thread 23583933

women would make more sense if they just did this

>>23583933 (OP)
0pbp

they do that tho.

>>23583933 (OP)
What a great thread, did you think of this all by yourself?

only squirting seed inside female is what heterosexuals want faggot

i just generated this and wanted to share the pic

dunno the tags :(

>>23583935
Yup, just not to OP LOL

Ok based

>>23583933 (OP)
kill their big daddy government, its the only way

These deepthroat pics never make sense to me. My dick would snap in half if a girl tried to fit it from that angle.

damn right

>>23583942
it's supposed to be bent down
the real impressive part is she's got the balls in their too

>>23583933 (OP)
All polcel beliefs revolve around pussy and their inability to get it

I'm confused. This thread has failed to inform me on whether or not coffee is good for me.

>>23583941
THIS ... everything wrong with women comes from the free gibz programs.
Women can spend your money without your consent. Why would they be nice to you?
Men are still responsible for 80% of the economic value and women get half of it for free.

>>23583942
Hentai often shows it "bending" which would be excruciatingly painful.

The truth is nobody in Japan knows how a 5+ inch dick behaves.

>>23583933 (OP)
True

>>23583939
LOL

>>23583946
Yes.

>>23583948
>Hentai often shows it "bending" which would be excruciatingly painful.
For you

>>23583948
Bending can be nice if it doesn't snap
t. 9 inch dick who has broken his dick once before (it wasn't fun)

Try it when you masturbate, every time you stop just bend it gently a little, it feels nice

>>23583933 (OP)
>The image is a piece of fan art depicting the character Ada Wong from the Resident Evil video game series. The art style is distinct, featuring a close-up of the character's face with large, expressive blue eyes and tears streaming down her cheeks

>>23583947
everyday i think to myself "how could i have been born into the fakest and gayest time in all of human history"

i could be shagging some teen virgin bride right now, but no, best thing i can do is chase some ran trough whore or a beached whale and lose my self respect and dignity

i don't fucking get it at all, what's going on on this picture

>>23583985
She suck a nigga deepthroat

>>23583991
I don't see a nigger in that picture anon

>>23583952
are you bragging about not having hard erections?

>>23583953
not gonna take masturbation advice from the broken dick guy

>>23583993
Broken dicks heal, I've been in porn too

>>23583955
I feel you bro. This system is fucked. Sadly 90% of men are spineless cucks who simp for hags.

>>23583998
yeah, but you broke it. probably by trying to bend it
I'm not gonna do it

>>23584002
Yeah I can confirm if you bend it past like 30 degrees you will hear a pop and it wont get hard for two years without excruciating pain, so don't do that

Also don't use toothpaste as lube
>The things we learn in teenage years

>>23583992
Numba 1 nigga doesn't mean nigger
Numba 2 I was talking about a song

>>23583993
>>23583998
>>23584002
>>23584008
Post like this make me glad I don’t have a dick.

>>23584015
>Attention seeking eunich enters thread
>This thread must be about ME
posts like this make me glad I'm not mentally ill

>>23584015
The feeling is mutual, men are horrified at the thought of having a cavity that shits blood once a month. Only what you're born with feels natural unless you're mentally ill.

>>23583933 (OP)
the best technique is to take the tongue and just roll it around the tip a bunch
deepthroating doesnt even feel too good

>>23584277
gay faggot

>>23584015
it's just a matter of not being completely retarded & not abusing your body
dunno what tohse guys are on about

>>23584281
colgate

>>23584289
Colgate is a smart lube to use while fucking mycroft, it has cooling effect and will make his ass tighter

>>23584301
put icy-hot on your tiny poojeet nutsack

>>23584222
I agree with this sentiment.

>>23584277
Is that so? Are you speaking from experience?

>>23584287
Maybe they’re into CBT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPIu7isD3s

>>23584328
What tf even is icy hot

>>23584335
>Is that so? Are you speaking from experience?
Why tf did you ask him this jesus christ
Except a whole erotica essay in about 2 mins

>>23584335
>Is that so?
he's true
>>23584335
>Maybe they’re into CBT?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPIu7isD3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU

>>23584335
>Is that so? Are you speaking from experience?
yes
doing this causes me to cum in 20 seconds whereas a deepthroat makes me cum in like, 3 minutes
>>23584337
>What tf even is icy hot
go to your local pharmacy (i mean a real pharmacy not the kinda place where the give you cow dung facial ointments) and they will have it, its literally a tube that says "Icy hot". The workd 'Icy' will be blue and the word 'hot' will be red

>>23584409
>20 seconds

>>23584409
>20 seconds

>>23584409
>20 seconds

>>23584421
>>23584440
>>23584456
that is probably healthy

>>23584421
>>23584440
>>23584456
i have foreskin
you cutfags will never understand

>>23584462
Why are you extra sassy today

>>23584462
that's normal outside of america however

>>23584409
>20 seconds
Eww…

>>23584462
> I have foreskin
Double eww…

>>23584471
>>23584473
be honest, have you ever had a blowjob?
>>23584481
>> I have foreskin
>Double eww…
gay dudes love foreskin idk why

>>23584481
>Double eww
am*rican moment

>>23584484
my benis has never been inside anyone sorry

>>23584484
>be honest, have you ever had a blowjob?
For the last time, I don't have interest in any sexual acts

>>23584491
>>23584499
okay so you're virgins
thats not a bad thing but... blowjobs with focus of tongue on the tip is superior, dont be weirded out that, when done the right way, you can cum in 20 seconds