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Nigger

https://youtu.be/OmKrKTwtukE
/v/ was right, we're getting new Valve hardware

>>23598297
ID

kek
>>>/v/725656660

no new Valve software?

>>23598410
but tyler promised...

>>23598410
>he fell for it

>>23598382
based valve

>>23598410
the announcement is full of HL stuff
some schizos already figured out that fucking TILES from Portal 1 have a new highres texture that was never seen before
hlx next week

>>23598763
this is it. This time for sure.

>>23598763
People really need to let HL go. The main writer, the guy behind the story, is no longer at Valve since they don't need writers for games they don't create. Presumably other people involved with its creation no longer work there since Valve doesn't need to hold positions for game devs when they aren't developing games.
People associated with the project are also dying of age related causes like the guy that played Breen.

>>23598832
anon, they hired many industry veterans for "no reason" + contacted Laidlaw to do HL2 documentary
hlx is real and we'll see it before GTA6 lmao

>>23598836
I think anon's point is more that we're so far removed from the original that the chance of recapturing lightning in the bottle is basically nil. It's gotten so big in people's imagination it's bound to disappoint now. And frankly, it's bound to disappoint by any objective metric regardless, because Valve hasn't been a game dev company in over a decade.

>>23598303
The GabeCube...

>>>/g/107163346
This screen from 4bans as been posted on /g/ a few times. It shows /g/'s mod gave a CSEM spammer 3 day bans on multiple IPs. Not a surprise, he's known to be soft on pedos. I guess he accidentally put the those on the bans page this time. I noticed this happened 3.5 weeks before they nerfed the bans page (https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22806857/#22824676). I guess mods wanted to prevent users from seeing when it happens again.

>>23599654
None of those are nude or even lewd, the guy posting that is just seething at the mods.
He censored it to make it look worse.

>>23599665
>posted over and over in the /g/ dox spammer threads with multiple different hashes
yeah, of course lmao

What's happening forum

>>23599654
You linked censored child porn?

uh-oh, grape ape isnt going to like this!

i forgot to do a new ip for that one

sorry chat

>valve cant count to 3
Unironcally need a new PC, I am buying the vr set steam controller 2 and the gaybenbox.
Watch them shadow drop fucking half life 3 for steamOS only like a month after the pc&vr set comes out. They dont say shit it just shows up randomly on the steampage for steamOS users only. It wont release on windows.
TF23(does the small 3 still work fucking 4chan getting rid of every cool unicode) its tf2 with source 2 but it adds 3 new classes with a bunch of weapons and shit for them right off the bat.
AND BOOM portal 3 because the portal gun is involved with half life 3.

They release this shit without saying a single god damn word only for steamOS. While also calling out windows11 for being jeeted out garbage. How linux/unix is the future and windows is not only holding computing back badly but their monopoly is completely ruining the PC environment. Like gayben himself posts a massive long video how windows is ruining computing and unreal engine is literally killing gaming because its optimized garbage that just throws on proprietary slop filters on games.
Half life 3 is beyond amazing and it was made with less than 250 people in the span of 4-5 years nonstop. Once again saying how unreal engine is killing gaming, games should not cost 500 million to make with massive 2.5k people working on the game only for it to look like shit barely above something from 2012. That stutters on purpose unless you have a 2k+ GPU. How porting games to xbox&windows wastes so much time because its fucking garbage its devtools are fucking garbage and once again its jeet fucking garbage that microsoft has ruined by never reworking the code only adding more and more broken stuff onto it barely fixing anything broken. Including shit they have kept since the early 00's if not 90's. How windows 11 updates is going to cause tens if hundreds of millions of PC to be offline for hours if not days all the fucking time. Because jeets are allow to add shit to automatic updates

>>23599742
sus sketti

>>23599781
>delusions of a linux shill

>>23599781
>only for steamOS
Never gonna happen, and that's coming from someone that likes linux.
They can absolutely tout it being best on linux, but alienating the majority of their audience on a release their reputation would hinge on is flat out stupid.

>>23599654
consider that they ban you for cp if you call out embeds while they leave the stuff up

and no, i wasn't retarded enough to post screenshots, it was a text post

can i get uhhhh bacon egg n cheese

>>23599863
>N-n-never going to happen
>Valve hasnt been going all out on linux
>Valve would never have to balls to release a fucking game not for windows
>On an os that soon anyone can install in 7 clicks that runs games far better far quicker on mid-tier hardware
>Valve doesnt hate windows with a passion
>People love windows 11
>There is totally not going to be massive fuck ups from the auto updataes within the next few months causing companies to be down for 24 hours
>Because some jeet code was allowed to be thrown in the fucking updates completely bricking most systems
>Microsoft forcing people to buy new computers with special magical hardware to run windows 11 isnt totally bullshit that even tech illiterate retards know is completely false made up bullshit


Its going to be amazing watching microsoft fuck up with windows 11 so badly in the next few years. That they will legit rack up massive fucking massive nonstop lolsuits from companies losing money or forced to shut down. I pray they fuck up so badly with jeet code it somehow erases backups.

Valve has done it, more and more people are finally going to switch too loonix they have retard proofed it. All you need to down is download the iso put it on a usb hit f3 when rebooting your pc select usb click install enter in a few things 5 seconds later the computer is rebooted with steamos installed. People will notice how fucking good shit runs on their third world hardware.

Watch that new steambox sell out right away multiply times if its unironically 8 times quicker than a steamdeck for like 400-600$.

i kinda hope my job moves to linux some day but it's a pipe dream. it's easier than ever to manage entire fleets of linux computers.

>>23599999
quints in the happenings thread

Oops, wrong thread.

>>23600004
>literally the first time i ever get quints and its the most banal post ever
>right after the post where i heavily imply the /g/ mods like cp
lol

Bant is a dump
Bant is a shithole
Bant is crap
Bant's culture is rubbish!
Bant's drawfags are ugly
Bant's catalog is hidious
BANT NEEDS TO BE DELETED


DEATH TO BANT!

>>23599975
>people will surely switch to linux THIS time!!1!!1!!!!1!!!

>>23600004
Who got >>23600000?

>>23599999
Yooo

>>23600077
Of course its fucking fishtank

>>23600077
Ban fishtank

>>23599975
Linux is easier than ever and unquestionably better than modern windows.
That said, Valve isn't going to trash their reputation to give MS the middle finger. There are smarter ways to do it, and that's exactly what they're already doing.
Making HL3 linux exclusive while windows is still alive is retarded beyond words. If you cannot the this through your skull you don't deserve any more responses.

>>23600101
wtv steamos for like 6-12 months. it would force retards to try and daulboot steamos
unless windows claims security issues and bans dual booting other os's on your computer which i can totally see them doing if steamos starts taking off growing every month for 2 years till loonix usage on steam reaches something insane like 25-30%

>>23600126
windows is actively hostile to any form of dualbooting

>>23598309
Uncouth to link to yourself.

>>23599665
Here's a thing I saw /g/'s mod do. Disclaimer: the mentioned images at the following archive links are long gone.

https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105723302/
The 7th post quote on this OP was 3rd-party archived child porn (by which I mean visible genitals) so anyone with 4chanX could inadvertently retrieve it. Multiple posts called it out but the mod allowed it and even removed some posts about it. He must have known.

https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105756671/#105761067
It was removed days after it archived, but only because someone reported it thru Cloudflare. Some pedo got so upset at this xhe spammed the image.

>>23600422
>>23599654

i really suggest that rapeape takes a closer look at mod action on /g/ and maybe even /v/

like seriously you've got an army of jannies, fire a few mods already

https://x.com/LundukeJournal/status/1988709946528334009


WHAT THE

OUR GUY WAS ON LUNDUKE AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME

>>>/k/64505849
Lost media reposted on /k/.

>>23600910
>Lunduke
This guy has been caught again and again shilling and attention whoring on /g/ (not to mention backstabbing others in the open source community).
Fucking ignore that leech.

>>23600994
:O
ty anon

>>23600994
i've always wondered if that was part of a longer video

>>23601000
lunduke threads should be ban on sight

>>23600994
Was already archived, dummy.
https://web.archive.org/web/20190808171442oe_/https://r1---sn-a5mlrn7l.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?expire=1565306074&ei=elhMXd-9KpKSkwbEx7v4BQ&ip=207.241.231.174&id=o-AOLBFwAEqP_hJJKH23oLH7JL8g7xJTGO5o4_OQzV-VLY&itag=18&source=youtube&requiressl=yes&mime=video%2Fmp4&gir=yes&clen=23150869&ratebypass=yes&dur=321.619&lmt=1540939903868665&fvip=1&c=WEB&txp=5431432&sparams=expire%2Cei%2Cip%2Cid%2Citag%2Csource%2Crequiressl%2Cmime%2Cgir%2Cclen%2Cratebypass%2Cdur%2Clmt&sig=ALgxI2wwRQIhAPqR6e61CjpZcxq1bFFgNFT5jHzQeu3CNeYSweU9OC6iAiBEUu8GE89TZa-zFVASA2LVA7YXPJlAlcmo2tTFXj--Sg%3D%3D&video_id=tBb7xllXRXg&redirect_counter=1&cm2rm=sn-n4vle7e&req_id=ab7b7b9ea38ea3ee&cms_redirect=yes&mm=34&mn=sn-a5mlrn7l&ms=ltu&mt=1565284420&mv=m&mvi=0&pl=20&lsparams=mm,mn,ms,mv,mvi,pl&lsig=AHylml4wRAIgO0z_CsXQqdoZa7SfiaDHRw7VPUy7J-owz21W6NZUmv4CIBrWGh4sGqa6WUR_fiTS5d7XHAUCZyDzTu8C-C3r9YNc

>>23601017
>t. didn't read the end of the post

>>23601017
what the fuck kind of link is that lol
that's how archive.org does it?

>>23601021
The best things on archive.org have the scariest of links.

>>23601025
many parameters...

>>23601025
URL parsers make scary links less scary. Pic related.
https://semalt.tools/en/url-parser

>>23600910
>world war 4chan
aint no way

>>23601083
tyvm
need to use a computer for more than entertainment, i hate myself

>>23601021
That's the actual video link served by youtube, they are usually stupidly long.
You just normally never see it unless you dig into the dev tools.

Anon decompiles SDT.
>>>/v/725712080

>>23601700
>But imagine if every dialogue line of say those AAA Batman & Spiderman games were split into words and each word was its own SFX. That's the level of autism we're talking here and this seemed to have just been the beginning for him.
What the fuck.

>everyone is using generalistic methods, meanwhile this fucking lunatic literally goes
>1+2+3(ab)+4(z)+5(g)+(...)+999(abcdefg^11) just so he can add autistically specific details that you are unable to add through a general hackneyed method.

>Why use an animation looper and go frame by frame, why use the easy animation separator and animation timeline, why even use keybones and rigged 3D-2D models when you have motherfucking arithmetics AHAHAHHAHAHA

>>23599781
>steamOS
GNU/Linux*
I don't want to use Valve's Arch-based distro

who's even making all that fat moot art anyway

How the fuck has this thread been up for almost a week?

>>>/fit/76808422

>>23602376
goon to BBC, tinywhitepecker sissyboy

Dear /hap/,
Why is my nose so congested in the mornings?
sincerly, /nah/

>>23602376
i'm sure that's been posted a few times before and it was similarly left up for a few days, but i can't find anything in the archives as evidence
regardless it happening now with the janny alert at the top makes it a lot funnier

>>23602376
A janitor probably made the thread.

>>23600910
don't like Lunduke but the interview's still interesting
some anons I've talked to are completely oblivious to the lawsuit going on, would it be beneficial for RapeApe to make an announcement/blog post explaining the situation? Can generate some lulz if randoms on /pol/ crash Ofcom's website or whatever

Is this the most satisfying screen?

>>23602733
lack of lifting heavy weights to regularly spike the blood pressure through the roof

>>23603101
it's like bloodletting but without the bloodletting

>>23602376
>suddenly deleted
successfully used /hap/ as a report button award

>>23601188
i see...

>>23601700
>>23602167
:O

>>23603225
posting here is way more effective in my experience, report button don't do shit

>>23603247
>report button don't do shit
NSFW reports are fine
everything else is often ignored

>>23603258
>everything else is often ignored
What about small colorful horses?

>>23603288
they don't care unless leebot is active lol
>>>/v/725554964

>>23603247
the fact that this general is one of the only non-irc place you know for a fact mods are always keeping an eye on makes it feel like 4chan's equivalent to an action replay/gameshark.

>>23603332
>makes it feel like 4chan's equivalent to an action replay/gameshark
your references might be too old for current janitors, man
>>23603312
>they actually deleted sunbutt from the official 4chan archive
LMAO when are mods gonna make official capcoded posts here?

>>23603448
the mods quietly using these threads as a convenient source of intel is proof this is one of the last decent/constructive boards