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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60506644

so should I buy oil or not?

>>60508913
the second I buy the fighting will stop, so is peace in the middle east resting on my trade?

>>60508921
I dont think it will end desu, this is a once in a lifetime chance for israel. they wont accept peace and risk Iran rearming again

>>60508913
>If crude goes to $130, then your upside is 40%
>If crude goes to $100, your upside is 30%
>If this nonsense peters out crude goes back to $60/$65, and your downside is 15%
It'd probably be better to be invested in a company that is heavily invested in Permian shale and less exposed to the ME if you expect the shit there to escalate or continue as it is now for the foreseeable future

>>60508907 (OP)
>68.5

what? She fucked a midget?

>>60508907 (OP)
so 60 and 68,510?

Does anyone else smoke meth while trading stocks?

>>60508924
yeah seems like the best chance in a long time to finally knock out the iranian regime, i wouldn't pass that up

shd I pivot out of us equities into japan/europe?

>>60508943
>pivot out of the best economy in favor of shit holes with Christmas tree shaped age demographics and secular decline
Sounds solid

thinking about TQQQ before market open

>>60508947
it does look like it wants to go up

>>60508924
I wonder if we'll realistically see high $/barrel (like $100) though with rest of OPEC pumping out supply? Tempted to buy some FANG.

>oil up only 1%
>stooges green
happening's over

>>60508959
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVE ME THE WORLD WAR NOW. I AM NO LONGER ASKING

STOP IT

>>60508907 (OP)
>her body count
Is this true for most pretty girls? Do they actually sleep with more than 20 guys in their life? I thought it was a meme. Do they actually fuck that many men?

>>60509000
oil bears gonna win big soon

>>60508959
>eurodollar up
Back to normal

I gonna go all in Oil, please speak me out of it

>>60509009
They don't, the outliers are simply rocketfuel for the insecure and dopaminestarved

>>60509021
>outliers are simply rocketfuel for the insecure and dopaminestarved
What do you mean by this?

>>60509015
What would you be buying muh nigga?

>>60509015
When you going out of it?

>>60509011
>already from 1.14 to 1.16
its so over for usd chuds. at this rate they wont even be able to afford the thai ladyboys

>>60509026
>>60509027
3X leveraged WTI Crude Oil ETF

>inb4 why no options

>>60509030
a bit late don't you think? it already pumped 10%

>>60509030
Nice

>>60508959

>>60508907 (OP)
My Brk.B fell 4.59%, lost like 100 USD shoul I buy more BRK.B or just buy more VT

>>60509032
I dont think this war will end anytime soon. Also Israel will intensify bombing Iranian Oil Infrastructure. This will largely develope into a economic war and Israel will bomb the shit out of iranian Oil industry which is the biggest revenue of Iran.

>>60509040
This is bullish for south african stocks. SBSW will profit off that greatly.

>>60509030
When are you planning on selling that ETF? On what conditions?

>>60509044
gonna make a limit sell at 50% up

>>60509041
>SBSW will profit off that greatly.

>>60509040
i think that depends on how chill others are about it. they most likely wont if everyone will get angry about it

>>60509049
just like Gaza and libanon? at this point israel doesent give a shit. Also Trump needs high oil prices for local oil industry.

>>60509050
if oil goes up too much there will be trouble elsewhere in the economy. no way they will let the freak situation of 100 dollar oil happen

Will SOXL open green yes or no, be honest no bullshit or memes

>>60509052
price was allready higher in April, May without this war. Prices will go up for a while.

>>60509057
* in april, may 2024

>>60508907 (OP)
65,5 doesn't make sense. Also probably fake as I've never known girls boast in that way. Or maybe it's her 'profession'..

DOGE was pretty cool for those 2 weeks they pretended they were making tons of progress before judges stopped them.

>>60508937
Lol

my beef stew farts are so stinky

long soxl

Once again my spy iron condor will pay me. Every day, the American market gives me 100 dollars. Thank you American market.

What in the holy phuk is the half for?
Did she get boned by a midget?

>>60509121
and my rhm bags are looking pretty nice

>>60509128
its to engagement bait retards like you so she gets more comments.

>>60509131
Yeah that’s smart sorry for being a useless boomer I’ll just go rope myself now

Now this is an outright FULL retard market

wow even dax is green

>>60508946
I don’t know how living in the richest and most important country on earth you can be such a sensitive bitch

It also does the same shit over and over again, 1 am EST which is 7am EST mideurope is so often the time for these pumps. It's like EU wakes up and then it's only pump from there on

>>60509172
it did however dump for a whole week with no breaks

gonna load up my spy puts baybee

>>60509172
Coffee, ciggie, DCA

>>60509173
No, it pumped til wednesday, then dumped only for it to recover 70-80% on thursday to then dump over night totally unexpected (I'm trying to say insiders pumped the market til close since Trump knew about the attack beforehand), to dump it from higher during AH. Only to then recover on friday about 80% of the dump during US trading, only to then dump almost all the way down again into the close to now recover 70%-80% of the friday pump. On the weekly we are higher than the closing price of the past two weeks. With a worse oilprice.

>>60509181
Initially I wanted to say "a significantly worse oil price" but didn't know if it was +10%. Looked it up, yes, it's more than +10% compared to 2 weeks.

A forwardlooking market would react and know.
It reacts posivitely to lower inflation numbers, while ignoring the revisions of previous reports while now also ignoring the possibility of higher reports due to Oil. I've written in the past thread, I'm shorting calls and puts, if we stay here (maybe a bit lower would be better), I'm fine. But it still doesn't make sense.

so anon...you opened up that nvda short yet or what?

>>60509121
Whats your strat?

>bobo got cocky on close
>is about to get raped on open again just like last week

Interesting times

oil is freefalling. was up 1% now almost in red

>>60509212
will pump later, classic bear trap. War will further escalte

My company says they're going to offer a roth 401k next year. Does this mean I can max out $23,000 in that AND $7,000 on my personal roth IRA?

>>60508937
Smoking is the dirtiest way to do it, both because it erodes your teeth and makes them fall out, and because the gross shit in it won't be processed through your liver and will go directly into your body.
Just pop a crystal into a piece of Kleenex and parachute it, or just swallow a crystal if you can stand the taste, if you're going to do it at all that is.
It's very similar to Adderall when you just swallow it and has less psychosis.

>>60509216
doubt it. all the "safe" stuff is crashing while other things are mooning

>>60509219
Yes it does. Why aren't you maxing out your employer's traditional 401k?

>>60509009
>>60509021
>>60509023
All of the women who don't are normies who got married shortly after HS.
They practically don't even matter considering they are not on the market.

>>60509222
>it erodes your teeth and makes them fall out
this is a myth, tweakers have bad teeth because they tend to eat a lot of sugar and have bad dental hygiene.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>60509009
>Pretty girls
If you stop at 0:03, you'll see that her hair is rather thin at the front. Her eyes are somewhat misshaped, the doublefold isn't really clearly distinct. Her teeth are like a shelf, weirdly outward pushing like faketeeth, not with a slight (very slight, there are women whose teeth also go too much into the jaw and then have a recessed chin) natural inward angle. She's a 6, MAX 7 with makeup if we want to be strict. And even more beautiful girls have issues about their looks, many are insecure.

And the midgirls are the worst as they know they are just mid and need sex with men (especially betterlooking men) for approval. Actual 8-10's do not fuck around as much. They just have several boyfriends over the span of a few years (relationship, breakup, next guy). But midgirls, 4-6, they are really insecure.

>oil down
lmao I'm fucking speechless

>>60509226
They match 6% and that's all I contribute.

>>60509238
All this doesn't mean that I wouldn't. Just saying how I think it is. I'd bet she thinks about her teeth every few days. Had gfs with less noticeable and "imperfect" issues thinking about stuff everyonce in a while and asking for approval.

Anyways, stocks for this feel: ULTA? Estee Lauder? (EL)

>>60509228
I don't think so, I did heroin and didn't brush and ate whatever I could shoplift from gas stations for 8 years and I still have all of my teeth
Vaporizing battery acid and putting it in your mouth can't be good for your gums, and the ppl who didn't smoke didn't tend to have bad teeth nor did heroin addicts

Any suggestions for 20 k usd to invest?

>>60509238
why is it so random if the janny snipes off topic posts like this or not? meanwhile far more innocent things get the hammer

>>60509252
Just realized the first comment:
>If Trump keeps making deals with other countries...
What deals?

They aren't even talking about anymore or has anybody seen any headlines? Trying to memoryhole it.

>>60509269
I mean, you report me. Try to ban me. I don't care.

>>60509224
I’m so fucking rekt bros. Do I just grow some balls and hold. Gold oil defense, sqqq and uvxy before close Friday

>>60509238
Jesus Christ

>>60509222
Are you saying swallowing a fucking tissue is easier than just some salt crystal by itself?

>>60509023
Normal women aren't feed for the algorithms, but some bitch saying something out there is
I recall being interviewed ahead of a football match and whilst I said something rational about the management, a friend called some player overrated, that his €80mln transfer was a blessing for the club and he would package and ship him himself
Guess who got airtime

Should I buyed?
Or would I be better off buying just straight stocks?

>idiots thinking the crisis is over
welp dont say I didnt warn you, you better stay in def/oil/ships/gold

>>60509314
If you're unfamiliar with the sector, it's better to dca into an etf
What does your portfolio look like?

>>60509316
>ratards be like: and just like that Iran completly forgot the biggest attack on its territory
long oil

/smg/ has suffered a severe lapse in identity with the surplus of newfag tourists that arrived after the shutdown last month

Anyone invest in CRCL last week?

>>60509329
I wish I had stayed long. Exited my calls at $125 and bought $120 strike weekly puts. I have til friday

>>60508907 (OP)
W-w-what was the file?

>>60509040
>>60509041
>>60509057
>>60509216
Street of Hummus will never close.

>>60509342
Euro thirst trap, nothing worth rewatching desu.

>>60509329
>CRCL
Would rather clip my toenails with a buzz saw

>>60509355
Why anon?

>Fell for the, in hindsight, obvious emission trap and am now stuck holding bags
Yet, I feel strangely serene about it. I believe this company will do well in as little as a year.

>>60509048
you're dealing with a mentally ill Cambodian who lives in pmg and constantly shills this company. picrel is him claiming it will pump to $8 last Friday. it closed at $6.94. Kek

>sarepta -40% over night
another patient death. I am glad I only had like 1k in shares and bought a few days ago. shrekeli on the other hand might go broke.

>>60509368
RIP SHKRELI

>>60509368
I love that he's seething about quantum investors being brainless retards while he's hemorrhaging money, the embodiment of
>noooooooooooooooooooooo you can't just (...)
meme

>>60509037
Buy brk a you peasant

>>60509357
less risk with the buzz saw

>>60509368
came here to talk about this
not a slurp then?

>>60509417
read earlier the fda might put a hold on it later in the week and it could go down all the way to 10$ a share which is yet another 50% drop.

>>60509368
>>60509370
>>60509370
Seriously, what does Shkreli got going for him now? Is he just crashing out?

>iran collapses: oil production will collapse in Iran and prices will rise
>iran collapses: Israel will target Iranian oil industry and iran will block Persian gulf and oil prices will rise

Either way you should long oil

>nothing ever happens
You should condor oil

>>60509390
>>60509368
>>60509428
>>60509370
that openAI albo chick he knocked up is draining his mojo
let it be a reminder to all of us to make our stacks before settling down

>sarepta
This thing might be a buy though if it holds around $4 and shorts don't kill it.

>>60509438
>that openAI albo chick he knocked up is draining his mojo
Wait, when did this all happen? I thought Shkreli was a dedicated incel. Wtf

>>60509433
oil already did jump like crazy though. i'd say its already priced in and will only go down from here. if they block the path its basically over for them as all the oil producers there will attack them and usa too even if by proxy through israel

calm down bobo we have a long way up to go

its so crabby today

>>60509421
Yikes, I saw that they’d suspended the trials.. is this not the same thing?
In other news, I’d like to know what people think of the robotxi shitcoin. I have a 3x long position right now, but need some money for the next few weeks.
Considering closing some of it but don’t wanna miss more shitcoin pump

>>60509316
It do be over tho, Tehran has fallen. These big countries go down faster because they are so centralized

>>60509428
don't know but I guess looking into his stream today might be worth it (as sideentertainment)

>>60509488
I am calm, I AM CALM

Anyone looking into kohls?

will buying and holding current tech megacaps/mag7 work for your lifetime? in 10-20 years, the top 10 companies in market cap could be vastly different than what it is today

>>60509505
I hold a mega cap etf so if one goes bust it just gets replaced

>>60509500

uhoh looks like the bear chads might win after all

>>60509549
Meh, if the best bobos can do is 2 weeks red I'll just wait.

>DWSN
>up 800%
>literally no news
wtf

>>60509368
Feel sorry for anyone copying him. Pure liquidation magnet

>>60509568
Wow that's crazy, seems to be bouncing all over the place.

>Wake up and portfolio is green. No work for 10 more days.
Bacon: On
Eggs: Over easy
Redbull: Chugged

GM Sirs.

>>60509568
>Building on 65 years of innovation, Dawson Geophysical Company is a leading provider of onshore seismic data acquisition services in North America. We acquire and process 2-D, 3-D and multi-component seismic data clients that range from major oil and gas companies to independent oil and gas operators as well as providers of multi-client data libraries.
Maybe they are getting crazy amounts of contracts right now because of what's happening between Israel and Iran.

>>60509572
I have been kind of doing the opposite of what he suggested with arvn and I have made money with it lol.

>>60509505
I mean is tech somehow going to lose its monopoly on tech? Is the government finally going to respect the rights of its citizens with tech?

>>60509582
Would make sense if they're trying to get an accurate read of where Iran has its deep underground infrastructure

whats the difference between brent oil and wti oil? one appears to be more expensive than the other

>>60509595
it wouldn't be the first time big tech investors got btfo'd

>>60509604
Dotcom comes to mind. It rhymes with the AI boom in familiar ways.

>>60509604
Wtf is the nifty 50??? This is apperantly still a traded thing.

>>60509610
That's the Indian stock market index. Different thing than the 1970s version Nifty Fifty

>>60509610
There is an Indian nifty fifty now so one must be careful

Basically it's just
50 blue chips, half went bust but the other half did great so it was actually a good strategy if you stuck to it

DWSN at vwap. if it catches a bid from here could go. The only other stock that is diverting attention right now is STAK

>>60509612
Ah ok, thanks for helping me out. This is interesting, a lot of these companies are still around too and their balance sheets even grew but the hype surrounding their evaluations faded. Makes it seem like the stock market is more like a hype market where money gets exchanged and thrown around towards whatever the hype is at the time.

>>60509618
>Indian nifty 50 blue shit stocks
Yeah no thanks, sounds like a scam

>>60509623
>Makes it seem like the stock market is more like a hype market where money gets exchanged and thrown around towards whatever the hype is at the time
basically this. anybody who falls for the efficient market hypothesis is high

>>60509627
>sounds like a scam
tbf every second thread here is about the next scam coin.

>>60509627
The second sentence was about the usa nifty fifty(which doesn't exist as an index anymore). If you held to 2000 you still had good returns even tho half died

I don't know anything about the Indian one

Oilbros I don’t feel so good

>>60509627
India's nifty fifty probably just rugs everyone and the companies just restructure to force shareholders to hold bags.

>>60509656
Everything that's up this morning in small caps is energy and geophysics companies. bullish for oil

>>60509630
>efficient market
Depends on the timescale you're looking at it I'd argue.

>>60509660
I wonder if that Indian AI company that just hired indians to pretend they were AI was part of it. This was still hilarious though.

Where are my fellow Rolls Royce chads at

>>60509678
God damn it, I wish I had held it from covid but covid was such a crazy time that it was so easy to double your money on some stocks in less than 6 months.

>>60509671
Fair enough. My time frame of interest is what's tradeable on a day to day basis. ORCL earnings would be a good example. They were stellar and it mooned 7% immediately. EMH adherents would say earnings were instantly priced in so it's over. Yet over the next two days it moved another 13% and might not be done yet. Of course, EMH people would well ackshually and say you couldn't reliably capture the continued move. I would refer them to research in Post Earnings Announcement Drift (PEAD). Lots of literature on how companies reliably post market beating gains in the direction of the earnings move for 5-20 days after the announcement. EMH indeed

>>60509674
It's amazing how fast Indians can destroy their own reputation just by being Indian. It's like a train wreck that I can't stop watching. Whatever happened to humbly and methodically building up trust and rapport?

Wait. Why did Oil pump wednesday last week +4%? Was the EIA-report that good?

>>60509699
Or maybe there were already rumors/news about an attack...?

Boys I have 15 k I would like to invest. I really just want to fucking gamble to be completely honest. Any suggestions?

>>60509707
Short oil

>>60509698
I hate to say it but I think it has to do something with their culture or just their nature of how they are as people and view things. I have always been hesitant to date indian women even if they were super cute just because of how unscrupulous and ridiculous indian men behave and that they carry the reputation of scammers. That has to carry true for their women as well in a different femine type degree.

>>60509707
CRCL. Crypto hype, new IPO hype, big investors hype. And continued huge volume. Very very unusual for an IPO to continuously move over 4 billion dollars a day in volume, that only comes from sustained institutional interest

>>60509718
I knew about that last week and didn't buy... I feel like an idiot now. It seems like an insane risk at this point though. If I had invested last week I would have pulled out as soon as I doubled.

>>60509731
if you're still interested, I'd say watch it after the open. It has some legs today and if it flies past pre-market high, take a shot at it with a stop under the last pivot which right now is around 143. If it works great, if not you only lose a little bit. I wouldn't be surprised if this interest gets sustained for a while and it keeps going

>>60509738
What price did you get in? Also, IPO was 31 but it looked like it started selling at around mid 60s on the first day it was being traded. Was there anyway to get it at 31? Sorry if that is a noob question

>>60509707

GRRR have earnings Wednesday $20 a share now but could rocket to $60+ depending on whether new contracts get announced or not. Its a pure tossup.

KILL ALL CHINESE
MURDER EVERY BUG IN THE HIVE VIA RAPE TO DEATH
RAPE CHINESE WOMEN DAILY
THROW CHINESE BABIES INTO TRAFFIC LIKE ROCKS
PUSH ELDERLY CHINESE ONTO TRAINTRACKS

buy nintendo

>>60509751
I scalped the IPO on day one and made about 30k on it. Then went back in on the 6th at around 100 then got out at 115 on the 7th but didn't get back after that since I was focused on QCOM when it announced its AI company acquisition on the 9th and mooned in pre-market. I was all in on QCOM until I got out for that to get some after the ORCL earnings blowout. Right now, I'm thinking about getting out of ORCL and getting back in on CRCL if the price comes together today

>>60509731
You'll feel like a genius in 10yrs

Anyone buying PEP?

>>60509752
>GRRR have earnings
how do you find this out? Also. I'll put in 7.5 k. Thanks

Why is synchrony financial so undervalued?

>>60509766

No its a dead brand not the value play you seem to think it is.

Buy CELH instead

>>60509766
Probably not, newer generations probably will be drinking less soda. It doesn't help that the ingredients have turned out to be super bad for you.

>>60509751
>Was there anyway to get it at 31?
Anybody who gets in at the IPO price by being an insider somehow usually has some kind of lockup so they can't sell shares for a while anyway. If you want to get in early as a retail normie you just have to know when the IPO drops and get in as fast as you can

>>60509769

Gorrilla Technology Group website under press releases & investor relations.

There are also Telegram, Discord & Reddit channels of insiders and investors. I think we're gonna pop off but remember to sell lol don't get too greedy.

>>60509763
>I scalped the IPO on day one
how do you do this?
>>60509763
>if the price comes together today
what do you mean?
>>60509764
.. alright I'll throw in 5 k. fuck it.

>>60509771
This is cope.

>>60509778
>There are also Telegram, Discord & Reddit channels of insiders and investors.
sauce?
>>60509778
>I think we're gonna pop off but remember to sell lol don't get too greedy.
.. Yeah i've never been good at that. lmao

>>60509752
>>60509769
>Gorilla Technology Group Inc
>https://investors.gorilla-technology.com/
Their investors page looks like shit if this is it.

>>60509771
Oh I do buy Celsius. PEP is looking good for leaps though.

>>60509781
>>I scalped the IPO on day one
>how do you do this?
Meme lines, level 2, and sentiment. I like buying bull flag breakouts and new high breakouts since those seem to work best. I time it based on a thin ask on the level 2 and a bunch of green suddenly bursting on time and sales. This takes at least a few months of practice to get good at. Preferably in a simulator. It can be done though
>>if the price comes together today
>what do you mean?
I'm looking for some sustained volume in pre-market above the recent average. Preferably 2x or more. If we get that I need a breakout above pre-market high. Stop loss is pre-market low. Normally I like some fresh good news and a higher market cap but CRCL has the hype and the crypto thing etc. so I'll take a chance on it

>>60509800
Thank you anon i appreciate it

We are gonna enter a cycle of structural deflation like in the 2010s again from dirt cheap solar energy. Rates are going back to near 0. Use this information wisely.

>>60509793
>https://investors.gorilla-technology.com

That's it lol. Don't get me wrong its has a cloud of scamminess looming over especially with perverted jeet CEO they have. But I've mostly held since $6 a share November with a little profit taking when we rocketed past $40 in Feb.

GRRR are $400M market cap while having $6B contracts in their pipeline.

Their AI products & services are real and they work, particularly their security facial recognition that they deploy for the Thai tourist police. But they also have education services offered across 3 continents.

Its a gamble like I said. Guaranteed volatility especially closer in the run up to Wednesday.

If you want an easy 10% buy now at $20, it'll definitely go above $22 over the next 3 days. If you prefer to hold it and hope for a $30+ breakout with potential to run up past $60 then hold and keep your nerve.

I'll begin selling again at $25+ but will also keep a little piece just in case they're a diamond in the rough longterm.

I'm a bit retarded but I make stupidly good money considering the limited hours I put in.

I coined the phrase Googlie Mooglie, now follow me into Gorillionaire status and beyond my niGRRR.

>>60509813
but cheap energy is bullish

>>60509820
Of course.

>>60509818
It seems like one of those small publicly traded companies where legit work is happening but the stock pumps and dumps occasionally like a penny stock. Definitely money making potential here.

>>60509764
You're gonna hold for 10 years??

>spy at 601
tariffs, ww3, jews nothing can kill this market

>>60509818
I feel like taking the risk man. I'll see you in here on thursday and hopefuilly we'll both be smiling

>>60509838
Lol I might put a grand into it.

>>60509781
I meant for not investing in this bullshit, but good fortune to you, anon.
(IPO = It's Probably Overpriced)

hmm..
>If we measure risk/reward technically, there is more downside risk than upside potential. The market could reach all-time highs, about 2% above current levels. Conversely, it would take nearly a 6% decline to retrace to the 50-DMA. That is a negative 3-to-1 bet. Most poker players I know would not take those odds. As such, there is no compelling “bet” for deploying capital.

soon its the 9 year anniversary of the day i decided to invest a couple grand into nvideo computer because i liked videogames in my early 20s

Damn, SOXL is still up premarket. Awesome!

>>60509861
Noice.

What are the expectations for the opening?

>>60509861

Congrats Anon, looking forward to seeing the 20 year anniversary and how many millions you'll have then.

Kick myself everyday for not hopping on earlier myself, despite looking at an Nvidia sticker on every laptop I've ever had. Literally the best investment I could ever make, hiding right under my nose.

How much was your initial investment?

>>60509818
>coined googlie mooglie

>>60509871

Dump out of nowhere as the panicans get out then some crabbing and a little pump before close.

>>60509853
>distribution is uniform
>ATH is a hard ceiling
ishiggydiggy

>>60509875
arthur is the only baby show allowed in smg
that and clifford

>>60509875

Great Googlie Mooglie I've been rumbled.

Well I resurrected it 20 years on from the grave like a sleeper cell codeword and it has caught on like wildfire in the minds of anons.

>>60509882
Youve already doxxed yourself this far so go one step further
which one are you?

>>60509269
>trying to decipher the inner mechanations of the mind of a troon
kek why bother?
if you understand the issue, then why are you posting on the wrong /smg/?

SRM is a multi-day runner, has fresh crypto news today. Could go

>>60509900
unfortunately the market stuff remains here and spambots like that swiftie are there not talking about markets

>>60509861
Im going to save this picture and sent it to a few people that I absolutely hate and pretend its me. thanks anon

>>60509882
it’s a good phrase lol

>>60509900
the other smg is just /biz/int/pol/. Very little useful market related discussion

Enough with this jigaboo speak of googlie mooglie! We shall not entertain such nonesense here on /smg/

>>60509924
Nah that other smg got ruined by that mentally ill swiftie and that other turk roach fag with a german flag. It's all just retarded stupid mental illness over there.

>>60509880

>>60509930
shut yo cracka ass up we YOLO watermelon futures up in here

How it feels being a googlie mooglie

>>60509938
Eternally rentfree in your head. And now you are here. I'd say "Mission accomplished" >>60509520

>>60509961
Google has such a narrative problem. The numbers they put up don't matter at all to the market.

>>60509908
>the market stuff remains here
>market stuff
you mean the schizophrenic ramblings that are rattled off by r*dditors in essay format?
>muh heckin’ DD
anon, it’s garbage. you will literally lose money following that shit.

don't @me or greentext my postnumber, I don't care. Best you could do is check my digits

>>60509974
@rabbi
checked

>didnt look at the market over the weekend
>expected some more red this morning
>it instead recovered from friday like nothing happened
this is more gambley than a casino

>>60509966
>rentfree
Lol enjoy your shit hole my friend. The schizo homeless guy I see outside is also living rentfree so mission accomplished.

Oil trannies can't stop losing. Nothing ever happens.

>>60509986
there is no gamble my child, there is just the one eternal truth

kek that RBNE rugpull. Hope none of you anons were holding over the weekend

>>60509924
>implying there’s any genuinely useful market information over here either
delusions of grandeur, anon.
50% minimum is still off-topic slop despite the performative best efforts of the tranny janny, and most of the rest is about as useful in terms of market intelligence as the GME threads.
there’s only an illusion of information on here.

>>60509940

>>60509907
It's done a 10x in a month, you don't think it's late to buy?

>>60510002
NOOOOOO, PACO RABANE

>>60509967

Uncharismatic Indian CEO is the crux of their market valuation issues, every other issue/concern is downwind of this dilemma.

If they had a cultish big personality like Musk then we would be at a $250 share price and 30 P/E looking forward to breaking $300+ by EOY.

Instead its being run by Jeets for Jeets and the rest of the world will suffer the consequences.

Its my largest holding and I still believe massively undervalued but I can see why there are fears.

The anti-trust case is obviously the most immediate hurdle and could have devastating outcome albeit unlikely, the uncertainty obviously isn't good for market valuation.

Hopefully for better or worse, all will become clear within the next 2 months my Googlie Mooglies.

Until then, I'm riding Gorillionaire status with GRRR.

>>60510014
It's too late to just buy anywhere but if the technicals set up right it could amount to something. I'm waiting to see what it looks like if/when it makes a new high over 6

wtf happened to oil rising

>>60510030
People realized Iran are cucks

>>60510011

>>60510030
nothing ever happens don’t you understand?

>>60510030
A classic lesson in the unpredictability of markets

>>60510030
>>60510063
How was this not predictable? This has happened in the past too.

>>60510063
noone could predict that sand slap fight 6 gorillion would be a nothingburger

I am still down premarket. Please don't sell off.

>Meta will begin showing ads inside of its WhatsApp messaging service, opening a new potential revenue stream while the company invests heavily in AI and other long-term projects


brvtal. Next step if not immediate reaction: subscription for adfree use

Zuck bros it's time to go all in

>>60510075
>>60510078
Total thirdworld death is finally here. Thank you Zuckerberg sama

>>60510078
All in on puts, rip in piece whatsapp

>>60510075
hah what took them so long

not a single white person uses whatsapp

Good morning frens
>he didn't buy the dip
Don't forget the market is closed Thursday for Coonteenth festivities, so plan accordingly

>>60510085
what an absolute piece of shit earnings schedule

>>60510087
this. these apps are replaceable

>>60510075
>>60510078
Europoors and Brazilians in shambles

Celsius chads. We won

>>60510096
oh shit i forgot it was Derek Chauvin day coming up

>The Trump Organization on Monday unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch in September.
>The new service, Trump Mobile, will offer a $47.45-per-month plan that includes unlimited talk, text and data, as well as roadside assistance and a “Telehealth and Pharmacy Benefit,” according to its website.

>>60510094
>not a single white person uses whatsapp

Isn't whatsapp used all over Europe because they are all too poor to have unlimited Text plans through their carriers?

>>60510071
Why though? Neither one has the military capacity to take each other out, instead this is like two drunk chicks fighting at a bar. Lots of slapping, scratching, and hair pulling while everyone else minds their own business. Even Russia isn't getting involved so Iran stopped sending Russia drones.

On top of that, it seems China even cucked into Trump and gave up some of their rare earth minerals over.
>https://unionrayo.com/en/china-control-rare-minerals/

We are so back.

>>60510066
>>60510071
If you don't see upside risk in crude, then you should keep your investing to savings accounts

Alright my fellow 0dtechads, let’s do this.

>>60510115
banana republic tier

META - whatsapp news
AVGO - semis are pumping
MRVL - semis are pumping
ORCL - continuation from earnings
CRCL - crypto hype wildcard
>take your pick at the open anon

They say misery loves company.
We could start a company and make misery.

Frustrated Incorporated

PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

>>60510131
Intel already exists

>>60510126
>rednecks living in that trailer are probably happier than 95% of /smg/ posters
why even bother with anything at all

HOLY FUCK I JUST WOKE UP?
WHERE DO I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK

>>60510025
alright friend you have convinced me to go into GRRR. See you on the moon or in the food line

>>60510094
whatsapp is all over europe chuddy

>>60510122
Iran isn't even one of the biggest producers of oil by far. If anything I'm sure other countries will be happy to make money off of this.

>>60510124
What're you expecting today? Seems like a day with a lot of chop and maybe a slight upwards tick to it, but no clean trend to it. Just lots of violent crabbing around the mean to close at +0.2%.

>>60510119
Wait, what do you mean Text? You guys use "SMS"? What are you, 70?

>>60510120

>stocks rising
>euro rising
>gold and oil rising
literally how and how is nothing falling?

I dont want the americans to wake up. They always ruin the party.

>16.45 download
>2.14 upload
How the fuck am I supposed to trade with these speeds? I hate Xfinity.

>>60510134
TMC

Korean Zinc is going to pump it for 19 million shares from now 'til June 26. They made an investment deal and are also putting in another 9.5 mil worth of $7 warrants. Get in now or miss the ride!

>>60510150
I've been here the entire time :^}

>>60510140
The risk with iran isn't their oil production being disrupted but their pet terrorists durka durking the strait of hormuz

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>over 600
casino's back boys

OOOOOOOOOOO

buy buy buy!

>>60510149
If you would please consult the chart

It's Dwyer's world, we're just lucky to be living in it

>Futures Surge As Dip-Buyers Ignore Escalating Middle-East War

https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1934590057509249056

>>60510159
>09:30:00
green day assured

>>60510159
Based
>S&P 500 Historically Moves Higher After Wars, Says Expert

>>60510151
i bought a new docsis 3.1 modem and it helped

why did tesla go from +2% to +0.5%?

>>60510143
Looking at the first candles, i expect a nice green day. I’m going to wait until 10-1030 to make a decision on what I will buy, as always.

>>60510177
Idk i just made 200€ by holding a turbo put for less than 1min.

>>60510177
Musk probably tweeted something dumb again.

>>60510177
Tesla could drop 80% and still be overvalued.

>>60510140
>what's the Persian Gulf?
20% of global oil exports move through the Strait of Hormuz. Of course, there is upside risk in crude.

>>60510165
kid has a good sense of humor. he'll go places in life

>>60510186
see you at 800 at the top of the bullmarket cycle

GOOG is such a fucking piece of shit, but I almost want to double down.

>>60510133
Who says I ain't living happy in a trailer and investing for a better future with my aryan korean wife?

>>60510191
Delusional. Tesla will never be above 400 again.

Bears r fuk episode 2914

>>60510195

Patience Mooglie, patience.

Yes the price action has been gay as hell but earnings are just 5 long excruciating weeks away. Hang in there champ.

>aryan korean
clinical delusion

>>60510197

>>60509907
Not looking bad so far SRM is up 15% since that post. 20% at the peak. Multi-day runners, even when already up bigly tend to keep going. At least in my experience

Was hoping for a dip in oil tanker stocks, but the one I was watching also shot up today.

>>60510204
What does he invest in?

>>60510202
It went down on great earnings last time.

>>60510204
living the dream

>>60510188
That's strait has already been fucked for decades...

>>60510200
>Delusional
true
it might even go as high as 1200

>>60510214
>>60510214
>>60510214

new bread

>>60510217
the limit is 310

>>60510207
I'm on the fence if I want to invest in Chevron

hoping oil rises further

>>60510217
Still plenty of life left in this one

>>60510240

The brightest breads toast twice as fast

alright, i'll buy a lil, prepare for the crash

hopefully the next one is not early

>>60510256
the thread, that is

when you guys are buying a new stock, do you just buy the market price for that day if you want to get in right away, or do you go in with a price in mind before and wait

>>60509678
@ TMC & USAR atm

I think that's the next medium to long-term energy/mining/commodity play depending on what goals you want to set.

Rolls took quite some time to develop from the onset of the modular nuclear development announcement.

Just bought 5000 dollars worth of GRRR

Have another 5000 dollars I want to gamble. Any suggestions?

You DID buy metaplanet right? You know, the Bitcoin holding that was like 3 bucks?

>>60510119
Only boomers and brainrotted millenials. Everyone else uses Signal

>>60510119
Nigger what, my 6 bucks phone plan has unlimited text and calls, and 40GB of interbutt but I only ever use 2 or 3 GBs per month anyway, I'm not a zoomer addicted to Shitok. And my optic fiber plan is 23€ for 8GB/s down and 1GB/s up.
Only burgers still have fucking caps in 2000 fucking 25.

>>60510528
what kind of giga shithole do you live in to have that kind of internet for that little. the "rich" eu countries have merchant tier prices and speeds as crappy as americans

>>60510560
France. Maybe question the corporations jewing you, instead. Here we have a functional free market.
Paid my Switch 2 410€ after rebates thanks to the free market and distributors waging a price war.
>the "rich" eu countries have merchant tier prices and speeds as crappy as americans
You're just fucking ignorant.

>>60508907 (OP)
Due this muslim-jews shit i bought RKLB. Was it good buy?

>>60510528
back in the day euros had to pay for texts long after americans got unlimited. hence why they got stuck on whatsapp while americans just use regular text messages for the most part. euros now also get free texts but the damage had already been done

>tanker stocks down after weekend events
Further proof that stock picking is dumb.
It never goes right, not even the most slam dunk obvious ones.

>>60511329
Also, someone asked me about this Greek shipping shitco last week because it surged like 400% one day.

I told you they were going to rug pull.
>Robin Energy Ltd. plans to raise approximately $5.1 million by offering 965,000 shares at $5.25 each.