Would you cut your lifespan in half for a Billion dollars?
Anonymous
(ID: eMKsQfTT)
8/13/2025, 2:44:26 AM
No.60781656
>>60781666
No but I'd add a decade for about
TREE FIDDY!!!
Anonymous
(ID: xaPpxKlh)
8/13/2025, 2:46:46 AM
No.60781666
>>60781682
>>60781684
>>60781705
>>60781769
>>60781646
>>60781656
why not, what's so great about your poor fag existence?
Anonymous
(ID: jlhjhRsI)
8/13/2025, 2:47:59 AM
No.60781671
>>60781708
>>60781640 (OP)
No because most billionaires would pay almost anything to double their lifespan.
Anonymous
(ID: eMKsQfTT)
8/13/2025, 2:49:46 AM
No.60781682
>>60782223
>>60781666
>poor fag
I got rich by buying silver
Anonymous
(ID: Nh7NtL5K)
8/13/2025, 2:50:02 AM
No.60781683
>>60781640 (OP)
is this about the globalhomo assfucking thread ?
Anonymous
(ID: f+afFYH9)
8/13/2025, 2:50:04 AM
No.60781684
>>60781666
Just because you have a billion dollars doesn't mean you won't just be a fat loser with a billion dollars.
Anonymous
(ID: jW1m/XRY)
8/13/2025, 2:54:01 AM
No.60781705
>>60781713
>>60781666
alright anon i take the deal, are you paying cash or card?
Anonymous
(ID: xaPpxKlh)
8/13/2025, 2:54:22 AM
No.60781708
>>60781671
Doesn't work that way, you have to give something real for Mammon and once that's done you can't buy back what you've already sold, no refunds.
Anonymous
(ID: xaPpxKlh)
8/13/2025, 2:55:22 AM
No.60781713
>>60781705
Did I mention you have to go to hell too?
Anonymous
(ID: a6gsloVM)
8/13/2025, 2:57:44 AM
No.60781725
>>60781640 (OP)
Only if i can pick what organ fails so i can replace it
Anonymous
(ID: P15NwJ2K)
8/13/2025, 3:05:03 AM
No.60781754
>>60781640 (OP)
Do I know how long it is? Probably not because I would want enough time to see my kids grow up
Anonymous
(ID: wI/Aj1SR)
8/13/2025, 3:06:24 AM
No.60781764
>>60781640 (OP)
>half of infinity
haha good luck figuring that one out god
Anonymous
(ID: QVt15vkt)
8/13/2025, 3:07:44 AM
No.60781769
>>60781666
I’m doing ok. I don’t sit around waiting for shit coins to moon. We are both out there somewhere tonight. You need more money to enjoy the evening?
Anonymous
(ID: 482PQplI)
8/13/2025, 4:48:32 AM
No.60782178
>>60782198
>>60781640 (OP)
Yes. I could use the billion to advance my bloodlines and racial agenda. I believe in eternity through blood so dying early doesn’t bother me, this life is nothing compared to what lies ahead, I am much more concerned about future lives
Anonymous
(ID: x7uIsGHE)
8/13/2025, 4:51:44 AM
No.60782188
>>60782490
This is an important question to answer- HALF my TOTAL lifespan, half the AVERAGE MALE lifespan for my country, or Half my Remaining lifespan.
Because the first one could be like "you have cancer but now you die in 6 months instead of a year", the second one means you die at 39 (lol america) and the third could mean like another 30 years to fuck around.
Anonymous
(ID: rEGY014x)
8/13/2025, 4:51:55 AM
No.60782190
>>60781640 (OP)
Can I get a death note with shimiganki eyes instead?
Anonymous
(ID: BBLrUC+Z)
8/13/2025, 5:35:47 AM
No.60782334
At this point no. My life is probably already half over.
Anonymous
(ID: J5S7XqnY)
8/13/2025, 5:56:37 AM
No.60782413
>>60782419
When a boy hits age 35 (at the latest), his body starts to adapt. Every man is slightly varied, but speaking in common generalities…
* His muscles get more rock hard and frozen.
* His endurance nose dive.
* His recovery takes years.
* He gains body fat a magnitude faster.
**He start having difficulty reaching high ground due to jumping difficulty.
**His memory suffer, he hold short terms memory less and less longer.
**His walking suffer, he couldn’t do well in non stationary terrain like before.
**His eye suffer, he could not tell between 30fps or 60 fps when watching film
* His cock starts to be less hard during sex.
* His cum starts to get less in volume
* His orgasm get less intense
* He starts to lose his hair (if he hasn’t already).
* His cum also start to taste and smell rotten.
**his toilet habit suffer, he also pee and shit in his pant more frequently.
**His face suffer, no longer look butter smooth that reflect sunlight due to wrinkles like pattern on the skin surface.
**he couldn’t handle third world hygiene like before, his stomach suffer.
**his hearing suffer, he couldn’t tell between mp3 at higher bitrate or lower bitrate
**his vision suffer, he start seeing ghost in his sight
**his mating ability suffer, due to lesser adrenaline rush chemical in his body.
**he start to plagued with unusual pain that they have never seen before and get sick from just a jab.
* His teeth start looking fucked-up (crooked, yellow, weird spacing, etc).
* He starts growing thin skewed hair in new fun places (inside his ears and nostrils, etc).
* His posture gets more hunched and he starts walking with a massive stoop.
* He can’t handle the same amount of drugs, alcohol, and/or food as he could when he was younger.
* His sleep stop working.
*
Anonymous
(ID: q9ypRJeS)
8/13/2025, 5:58:31 AM
No.60782419
>>60782413
Post less and lurk more your third world ESL vermin.
Anonymous
(ID: cQBDJiLi)
8/13/2025, 6:12:51 AM
No.60782490
>>60781640 (OP)
>>60782188
The deal is half of YOUR REMAINING lifespan
OP fucked it up
Anonymous
(ID: ssIWd3Al)
8/13/2025, 7:12:49 AM
No.60782687
>>60781640 (OP)
Half is retarded. With a life expectancy of like 80 (actually less in America), this just insta-kills probably a quarter of /biz/ and leaves a substantial chunk of the remainder with 10 years or less. Even on the young end, you get what, 12-15 years? Fucking blink of an eye. What a stupid fucking hypo.
