Thread 60889475

Hope you slurped it, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Last time on /smg/: >>60887261

intc and rddt (unfortunately)

>>60889482
good rule of life cuz
dont invest in companies that hate you

Buy SBSW
Sell INTC

>>60889482
>rddt
It pisses me off that this piece of shit company is up so much. Hopefully it goes to zero soon.

i still have some cash left... looks like yet another day for buying.

we will hit $100 $TQQQ this month. huge things are occurring.

What does Gorilla even do? I´m trying to understand but it just reads like a bunch of buzzwords put in a row. Also these job openings aren´t making me confident.

>>60889506
globohomo hellscape construction, a growth industry

>>60889506
>All those jeet openings
The brown tide will never end will it?

is it really that retarded of my to have bought AOE solely because of the sydney sweeney ad?

I am once again shilling Ashtead Technology.

And GRRR is going to moonshoot this month. I hope you become a gorillionaire.

>>60889514
GRRR looks like a ponzi scheme (ceo looks like he belongs in a metal band)

and what the hell is asstead technology and why are you shilling it

>>60889506

Utilising AI for facial recognition tracking/passport identification purposes for the Thai Police.

Using AI to track shipping containers in busy ports across Taiwan, Egypt & the UK.

Most recent contract is to secure 5G networks for the police in an unnamed SEA country.

They are Asian Palantir. I mean that as both a compliment and insult. I’m nearly all in and still adding lol. Been in and out of this stock since December at $6. All I can say is the shorts are getting squeezed this month and I’m going to drink the juice.

What are they even pumping? AAPL and GOOGL aren't even moving anymore. They are pumping TRASH

>>60889518

Ashtead Technology AT are a Bong offshore wind, gas and oil subsea equipment suppliers. Easy triple bagger in the short term and they will be listed on the London Stock Exchange from October 6th, the volume will pour in from then on. This won’t stay cheap long I’m adding 1,000 more shares to my position.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FYFJNKgJR0

I've just learned that there's profits to be made with heating up the earth, from the AC industry to the newly available natural resources as the north and south slowly melts and becomes more easily accessible. (Maybe that's one of the reasons why Trump wants Greenland)

>>60889525
i have no idea why this would be listed or why anyone would even find this stock, but it sounds fun
i have an all in move early october, maybe i will hold some until then and see what happens, same goes for GRRR

>>60889522
nah its the classic liquidation trap, dump at open, kill all the longs and then pump at close/post market again, patterns everywhere

The stock market owes me steady gains every single week

>>60889554
She doesn´t owe you anything incel.

>>60889535

What is your all in play?

>>60889561
Porsche puts
i feel extremely schizophrenic being the only shill for porsche shorts, but the company is jaguar level fucked

i also know someone working in a factory. they are telling workers to search for jobs come november, with loyal and skilled workers quitting. Porsche AG has earnings mid Oct, Porssche SE mid Nov.. when Porsche SE posts significant losses, investors are gonna set the thing on fire.

>>60889554
>>60889560
The market owes me sex

>>60889566
btw, they Porsche only has 2 factories. Another one they share with VW. thats it. CEO pushes EV, with now 3/5 models being EV or hybrid. nobody is buying that plastic shit. its really obvious in past half-year statements (2025 compared to 2024)

>>60889566
Today is the day they will get kicked out of the DAX

>>60889566

Interesting I might tail with a small gamble. What are the odds of acquisition rumours/materialised takeover bid coming along and pissing on our parade?

I live in an offshore financial centre and 60% of the cars on the roads are Porsches driven by smug tasteless pricks and I think they just look so shit. I can't comprehend why anyone would blow Bentley money on a fucking gay Porsche. so this ones personal to me.

*DALIO: AMAZON'S "SUBTEMBER" SIPHONING BOND FLOWS; "CHINESE CENTURY BEGINS IN TWO WEEKS"

>>60889569
kanata and shana owe me sex

>>60889566

Fuck it why not. Die Porsche Die!

Clnn is poised to explode

It has come to my attention that all the retards buying the top of the AI bubble are literally and unironically plebbitors that get offended when you post sóyjaks.

>>60889613
yolo put then pussy

you did buy the dip, didn't you?

look at futes, every dip we recover the next day, when will you all learn?

>>60889613
Many were predicting a crash right before the AI bubble became apparent and pumped back up.
They failed.
Why are you so cocky to assume that we are not going to keep inflating for another year?

>>60889628
>>60889630
Plebbitors deserve to lose their money. Always bet against plebbitors.

>>60889513
>is it really that retarded of my to have bought AOE solely because of the sydney sweeney ad?

AEO you mean and it isn't that bad, but closer to $10 a share would have been a nice slurp.

de20y to 3.5% soon and krauts about to learn money ain't free

>>60889645
a smile price to pay to support the new germans

>>60889645
I heard SwitzerGODs are immune

>>60889629
>he thinks this was the dip

>>60889585
speculation or info? they have been closed to being kicked from DAX for some time now, but i havent heard anything concrete. But it might happen this year

>>60889579
If there would be rumours, it would be all over german news. I have heard nothing thus far. They are owned by VW, I don't think thats going to happen.

>>60889607
incredibly based (i dont know what that means)

>>60889642
My way of thinking, if they've got the money for a sydney sweeney ad, they must be doing alright.

>>60889530
Don't forget to consider the opportunity costs like breathable air, drinkable water and a consistent time of year where it is possible to grow crops

>>60889687
mixed up
>>60889585
and
>>60889579
woops

Why aren't you in on this? Do you hate free money anon?

>>60889687
>https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/regional/badenwuerttemberg/swr-nach-einbruch-der-aktie-fliegt-porsche-aus-dem-dax-100.html
> Am Mittwoch, 3. September, um 22 Uhr, nach dem US-Börsenschluss, wird die Deutsche Börse ihre Entscheidung bekannt geben. Die Änderungen gelten dann ab dem 22. September

>>60889722
holy shit
i might have to load up whilst im still at work, if this really happens today. If they dont get thrown out today, its going to happen after the next quarter.

Klarna IPO coming. This will either moon or get completely rekt.

>>60889744
it has a catastrophic effect on goyim hedgies will pump it to infinity

>Washington has revoked TSMC's fast-track status for US chip manufacturing equipment exports to its main plant in China — a move that comes days after revocations of the same privilege for South Korean chipmakers https://reut.rs/41AyyP1

The market outright ignores all things that are happening in the background. Like the export restriction. Like Trump saying Xi is conspiring. Like the yieldthing of yesterday getting memoryholed in a day.

>>60889566
>suddenly revives the Prosche Tiger
>Stonk goes full Rheinmetall
Nothing personal, but fuck your puts

>>60889751
>cant even spell Porsche right

>>60889750

The market plays dumb to lure the real dumb money in. Next Wed/Thur will wreck the market after hot CPI &N PPI come in.

>>60889722
realistically, what happens tomorrow morning if they stay up? Purely them staying in the DAX after being rumoured to get dropped isn't a reason to price us out, right?

Because if they go down, they are getting double the dick up the ass.

Getting tempted to buy some Porsche stock

>>60889764

Inverse biz is usually profitable and I am very unlucky.

>>60889760
At this point I think it's irrelevant at what it comes in. The cut is safe, the Fed has given up.

I am officialy 31.84x leverage long on porsche

>>60889761
I think they will slowly bleed into mdax. I’m phone posting right now bc of work, but I calculated the 20 day average VWAP as they do for DAX and it pumped to much in the last few days.

>>60889744
Why can't I find it on IBKR? Or will it become visible only after the IPO?

I thought that usually you can place your orders before the actual IPO.

>>60889817
yeah I doubt there will be much movement in the coming days. implosion happens in october & november.

whats a good google entry for a degen play? 220 or is it gonna tap 215?

>>60889751
>>60889754
>Prosche
Sounds like a fashion designer .

>>60889845

Its going to dip below $200 next week

I will be entering around $180

>>60889496
what if i make money off them and then use the money to destroy israel

>>60889498
wouldn't sell intc if i was you
you think trump isn't going to set up intel with business partners, or not make nvidia etc route x% of orders / invest in them?

>>60889500
after i sell anon. for now i bath myself in bloody battlefield faggot money.

>>60889750
bullish intc

>>60889894
What´s the play? I want to buy the top.

>>60889902

Believe it or not, GRRR.

>>60889613
reddit, i.e. millennials, have only ever known the post financial crisis "line always go up!" when bank rates were literally 0%
they were basically born in a stock investing golden age and can't conceive of it never not being a golden age

and so invest explicitly in large cap domestic growth tech stocks

I once read this sex story where this guy won the lottery and was finally able to do all the sick sexual stuff in his head. Anyway good luck with the powerball if you played!

>>60889926
>all the sick sexual stuff in his head
Like missionary sex with the lights on?

it just occurred to me that /biz/ is filled with indians. but im am glad cryptards are taking most of them into their threads.

>>60889924

Its a stock golden age because companies make more money than ever before, consumers have more money than ever before (even if concentrated in a rich minority) and more people/institutions invest in stock markets than ever. Every dip will be bought. Cash is trash, stonks are king and the line unironically will keep going up my entire lifetime.

>>60889935
It's not just /biz/

>>60889934
>Like missionary sex with the lights on?

>>60889863
please don't buy leveraged funds if this is your knowledge of them

>>60889947
Seeing the people holding leveraged funds and wondering why they are losing money is always funny.

Are we slurping or doomping today anons

C'MON WHAT ARE WE BUYING TODAY??

>>60889967
Sell every dip

>>60889968
bought meself 2 greggs sosij rolls

>>60889968
Better buy Dell before it moon runs.

>>60889979
WHY???

>>60890006
Cause it had a dumb earnings drop and now has a 17 p/e, with a 12 forward p/e. Stock could hit $200 early next year.

>>60889902
>SBSW
>AGQ
>SHNY
These will continue doing well on weekly timeframe. Buy GDXU if you feeling brave. $4k gold within the next 9 months, maybe even by the end of this year and basically all green for precious metals in general in the next 4 months.

>>60890014
MAYBE it dumped for a reason, still giving good earnings. MAYBE?

Today in the market.

>>60890021
I'm not your research partner. I answered your question and gave you advice. Do your own due diligence to see if you want to invest.

Last year September bucked the trend and was overall positive. It was October that was actually negative, although just barely. Wonder what'll happen this year.

>>60890030
Thanks brother, you convinced me.

>>60890023
Does this means Goolsbee is done hamming up the podcast circuit for now

>>60890030
i thought i was getting trolled for days with people randomly shilling sausage roll company

thanks for the explanation

>>60890041
Dibs on chocolate cake

>>60890041
Apparently September is usually the worst month of the year, but I don't think trends work anymore. If a money market manager is just taking profits and not trading the rest of the year they are at a major disadvantage to those that keep trading.

>>60890057
are those real

>>60890061
I'm sure they are loaded with preservatives and artificial flavors.

total google supremacy

>>60890064
but they're edible, right? they're not fake donuts like they use in commercials?

>>60890066
Yes they are very edible.

>>60890057
Yeah, it is historically, but I get the feeling it's not going to be red this year. Last year December was red which is unusual, but that's only because November was so green (something like +9%).

fuck you dollar tree

what are your opening bell plays bros?

>>60890083
>rupee tree

>>60890077
What created this trend? Why September in particular?

>>60890086
Think I'm just going to chill and watch the VOO I bought yesterday go up for a bit while smugly laughing at you retards that didn't just slurp the dip yesterday :)

>>60890096
jews

>>60890096
Many money managers use a fiscal calendar year that ends in October, so they lock in profits in September.

>>60890086

GRRR

>>60890086
Going to see if it's worth closing the puts I sold last week early or letting them ride until Friday. Probably the latter

Trading 212 reduced interest on cash from 3% to 0.5% so I'm going to clear out my CFD account. Shill me something to buy with 8000 euros. Hard mode:
>nothing American (I will not be exit liquidity for faggots caught in the US equity bubble)
>no penny stocks
>PE should be below 20

>tfw no gf
Stocks for this feel?

>>60890124
>>nothing American
>>no penny stocks
just buy gold then, there's nothing much better in the EU market

>>60890124
>limited capital
>no US exposure
>no growth stocks

r we goin straight up to 7000 or is there gonna be a correction between now and EoY?

Don't understand why we even bother having a stock market. Every single day, without fail, we undo the previous day's move, down to the exact cent. What was even the point of the stock market existing yesterday and doing what it did?

>>60890086
Continue to watch my calls on GLD

>>60890142
Because under all the noise there is a long term trend. It's just that investors have become way more obsessed with speculation now.

>>60890124

Ashtead Technology

>>60890142
Do you realize how many people got taken out yesterday?

>>60890142
number go up

this is the worst /smg/ thread yet

>>60890136
>7000
oh sweet summer child

>>60890149
you might be more schizo than me

>t. porsche fud

>>60890158
Yeah, the early baker is back

HOW THE FUCK ARE MOOGLIES AT 230??

>>60889521
So you think it has room to actually grow? Last earnings seemed good but it's been doing fuck all for a while now, hard to be confident even though the numbers are fine.

>>60890124
UMG, BABA, FUTU (this one is a bit more expensive but still pretty cheap compared to American stocks)

>>60890158
You get what you pay for and he does it for free.

>>60890172
>MOOGLIES
wat?

>Courts block chrome sale
Were so fucking back GOOG bros

>>60890172

Because I sold last week. They won the DOJ case and get to keep Chrome.

GRRR finna pop today fr fr

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

is that nigger janny shit still in effect? do you think you deserve an email?

>>60890158
Oh, it can be much worse.

I'm glad I slurped yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCk4RiKH9H0
Soundtrack to today's stock session?

GOOG feeling good

morning friends
are we green or red?

>>60890142
Isn't spx like +10%ytd

>>60890158
Just you wait til the next one
>>60890181
Based

>>60890192
We flipping red and green so hard it feels like Christmas.

To the Anon who bought 5k in DELL calls; I wish you luck

>>60890200
Thanks!

yup i boughted

>>60890207
Still undervalued. It will be the first 10 trillion dollar company

Its breaking out lads!

>>60890215
Nice, but it's a nothingburger until it goes back to 40+

NEWEGG RISING AFTER 2 FULL WEEKS OF RED AND 70% VALUE DECLINE
BUY THE FUCKING DIP

wtf is a labubu and do I need to add it to my portfolio?

>>60890222

Trips Truth Truke

It will be back at $40+ after rate cuts.

>>60890224
Too late, even thirld world countires own multiple labubus per household now

I'm glad it's green again but I'm probably selling a bunch of stuff today anyway. Not fucking around with September's bullshit.

>>60889851
Women are so fucking dumb

>>60890224
current white women social status symbol and future landfill garbage

>>60890238
Israel's got a bomb in every single one

I bought Reddit and Macys

>>60890206
They are tracking me go back and forth to work...lol

My cost basis for GOOG is 165 but I'm only up 17% because the dollar is a piece of shit currency. Fuck my europoor life.

>>60890251
You realize euro will dump eventually? A month from now, a year, it doesnt matter, its a piece of shit, meanwhile you will have your freedom bux.

>>60889525
>cheap
ASHTY is almost 300, that's the only one I can find that has any volume at least. What makes you think this is going to 1k?

I just wasted $120 on EBAY buying covers for books I don't own because the images were misleading. PUTS NOW.

>>60890261
My local currency has outperformed the Euro too. Our defense industry is bringing in too much foreign currency

RZLV is up 13% at the moment, and about 30% this month. Quarter results will be released on 10/1. Momentum traders might want to look at this.

>>60890261
cope

>Google with another 10am pump
I've missed 3 GOOG pumps now
I have such fomo it hurts

miss on Jolts by 190k and downward revision

>>60890245
>he bought peak reddit
lol, lmao

>>60890286
how that company makes money is beyond me, its advertising is atrocious

>>60890282
good news is that GOOG puts are on deep discount rn

damn i fucked up buying a roblox put

>>60890290
Well it is the only thing zoomers can afford to buy on their own.

>>60890261
Due to a shear number of different economies that use euro it has a much more solid foundation than usd which can flip with a single tweet from big D.

>>60890223
>NEWEGG
might. what caused the decline? tariffs?

Putting half of my trad ira in google is really paying off lmao

>>60890294
It's trying and failing to compete with Amazon.

>>60890294
it got pumped and then dumped

>>60890293
>Due to a shear number of different economies that use euro it has a much more solid foundation than usd

>US JOLTS Job Openings Jul: 7.181M (est 7.380M; prev 7.437M; prev R 7.357M)
- Job Openings Rate: 4.3% (prev 4.4%)
- Quits Level: 3.208M (est 3.166M; prev 3.142M; prev R 3.209M)
- Quits Rate: 2.0% (prev 2.0%)
- Layoffs Level: 1.808M (est 1.639M; prev 1.604M; prev R 1.796M)
- Layoffs Rate: 1.1% (prev 1.0%; prev R 1.1%)

>>60890223
>-7.27%
>Rising

When to buy bslk?

The GRRR shilling reeks of curry. Pajeet CEO headquartered in Londonistan? No thanks

>>60890319

Whiter than you Jamal. I burn very easily.

>>60890319
I mean, they seem legit.

>>60890319
Sure you are. Enjoy your jeet scam

>>60890319
Don’t forget that Microsoft and Google both have Indian CEOs too.

>gold
Do we really have to do the whole weimar hyperinflation thing this year, I'm too tired for that amigo

>>60890271
eBay has absolutely zero seller protection so you should have no trouble getting your money back

>>60890328
>legit
>the most needful and the same, sirs

So speaking of GRRR…

HGRAF baggies, how ya feeling?

>>60890341
Don't tell me you're doubting Will Addison and Bruce Bower?

>>60890341
Chen looks like she enjoys Glory holes play after work

WTFWT on Nigvidya
>>60890341
Wew lad

>>60890345
I'm doubting the army of street eating grifters they have listed as "leaders"

>>60890353
shit eating*
it's early

I'm back to break even on Dell. Like yesterday didn't happen. Now we can moon run!

>>60890343
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/09/03/3143611/0/en/Scientific-Study-Shows-HydroGraph-Graphene-Removes-100-of-Toxic-Industrial-Dyes-in-Minutes-Offering-Sustainable-Scalable-Solution-for-Wastewater-Treatment.html
pretty good desu

>>60890310
Bullish as fuck

Factory orders are crabbing. Job openings a little lower than forecasted.

Ofc google dipped more the moment i cash out my green puts

pretty crazy how hard SMCI shit the bed, it seemed like it was going to go much higher

when will HGAF stop dumping?

>>60890385
the moment you sell

>>60890385
Something something hedgies dark pool ladder attack

>>60890313
it was rising for about 10 mins
no matter
the dip will be all the more glorious

>>60890384
companies that sell servers are the worst AI play

Woah nelly!

Erm, anyone seeing the silver gutters just go straight up right now what happened

>>60890298
nice one mate, MOOGLIES lezgooo

Everything okay mumu? You seem a little shaky

>>60890124
Vinci SA, it's cheap for a while with the french political fuckery.

>>60890408
I almost bought physical silver at 32

>>60890408
Told you it's all green for precious metals

The REAL shit nobody is talking about, and has been so for the entire summer

>>60890369
nah we green eod, aint no way

>>60890433
jp bond yields are lower than their inflation. Why are they so cucked?

>>60890441
They just force their banks to buy the bonds. Same thing America will have to do eventually.

no amount of money will make up for not being able to feel konata's teen japanese snatch around my bwc

DELL, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO...

>>60890452
B A S E D !

>>60890369
k now do something about the birth control in drinking water that is turning all men into soys

>>60890458
>1.3%
:OOOOOOO

>>60890458
>>60890467
>they dont know

>>60890467
>>60890483
Dell should jump to $135 by month end.

>>60890424
I bought 224 oz at $24 about 6 years ago

>>60890483
>>60890487
Sorry I meant to shitpost my pennyscam and forgot the picture like a retard

>the schizo precious metals guys were right
I'm salty af

I bought SPY calls yesterday and they're doing very well.

back to just pumping
yields back down on a slight JOLTS miss, the Fed just has to cut, no matter the inflation

>buy SPX put
>instantly down 30%
kill me

>>60890499
I'm still salty the chainlink people that posted you needed so many shares to be a lieutenant, general, etc, were right.

Done for the day and sold earlier. A 644C would have been fine, but I am satisfied with my pitiful gain. A win is a win. Time to shitpost.

My retarded soxl position makes me want to sell just so I don't think about it any more, but I don't think semis will pullback hard.

Finally quit my brutal shit job holy fuck what a relief

>>60890517
Based
>>60890540
Congrats anon, got another one lined up or are you just gonna collect gibs for a while

$135 recurring transfer to my Roth IRA each week.
Also just upped my recurring transfer to SGOV from $100 to $185. At the end of the year I plan to sell my SGOV and transfer it over to my Roth IRA. Plan to do this instead of just dumping it into my Roth IRA so that I can use it as an emergency fund.
I will get my Roth maxed out by the end of the year if I keep this up. Then next year I'll keep the Roth recurring transfer which will max it out over a year. Then try to get the SGOV as a two or three month emergency fund

>>60890540
Quitting jobs is one of my greatest joys in life. I quit 15 of them. Have never been fired.

>TLSA up 3%
how can anyone stomach owning that bipolar piece of shit
you'd have a heart attack every day of your life
>down 3.5% this week, up 10% this month, up 19% in the past 6 months, down 10% YTD

fucking insanity

>>60890525
Covid era IT infrastructure is 5 years old now. Semis will never die, there will be demand beyond meme AI applications.

>>60890549
I quit one and spent the night crying about it…

>>60890499
it's not too late
join us

>>60890369
>graphene will take care of human waste efficiently
can't wait

>>60890558
Have you tried just not being a paperhanded faggot?

>>60890503
I bought 2 weeklies at the absolute bottom on Tuesday, made 300$ because I didnt wanna hold one overnight, sold mine today at the top, didnt manage to time the intraday bottom to re-buy in but still i am pleased

I just hope my HPE call will be good for earnings later

>>60890562
That's weird. Like the other anon it brings me relief cause a big stressor is just gone.

>>60890558
Buy TSLA
Sell TLSA

exited my PLTR calls for ez 25% gains

>>60890582
I quit because I was told that I was not allowed to keep my tips, being tired and emotional, I quit without any real plan.

Yeah… Not very smart.

>>60890582
get applying or spend the rest of your life trying to justify the gap in your CV xx

>>60890546
put the full 7k in on jan 1
you missed out on so much tax free upside with your trickle

do you guys' monthly gains outweigh your salary yet?
that's the dream

>>60890540
Coming up to my 10 year anniversaary at WMT
I get along and its generally stress free for what it is

>>60890623
my monthly losses are about to outweigh it with my dumbass buying an SPX put and SPX immediately ripping

>>60890602
I have a job. I didn't recently quit. It did take longer to get the job because of resume gaps. But way longer cause I didn't know anyone at the company I'm working. Regardless my end goal is not a job but to have enough to live off my stock trading.

why are we dumping

>>60890617
I only got my Roth started like two months ago. Maybe I should try to max it out as fast as possible next year. But having an emergency fund is kinda important.
I wouldn't put anything into non-roth accounts though for investing in companies

>>60890645
Dude what

>>60890514
Is it chainlink or litecoin that has a finite supply?
Honestly i want about 10-15% nw into crypto, only 1-2% rn.

>>60890645
if we are actually dumping and i sold my spx put at a massive loss for nothing i might actually rope

>>60890546
can't the SGOV be held in the Roth?

Bought SVIX at 19.58, let's see how she goes

You know the reason casinos win is that you only quit when you’re out of cash, so the value fluctuation always ends on a low. if you decide on an arbitrary threshold to quit you can actually win by leaving, so I’ve decided it’s the upper capital gains tax limit in my country that I’ll cash out this year

>>60890654
don't get into shitcoins unless you are a masochist. just go bitcoin

>>60890660
welp time to smash my head into a wall

>>60890125
INTCel

>>60890671
Have fun and remember, if it tastes like iron it’s not ketchup.

>>60890559
Yeah, wasn't really an AI buy for me, was a macro semi cycle buy. Just emotional and trying to be rational instead.

My furu turned on Epstein speech on stream. What a slog fest. Roasties crying aboutt muh women being victims, how we need to protect them.

>>60890661
Sure but I don't really feel like it

>>60890617
you can always take your contributions out tax free. throwing your e-fund into it will at least give you 5% in spaxx while it sits idle.

>>60890676
What happened to muh strong wymmin?

>>60890665
And what is that limit in your country anon?

Spaxx or sgov, /smg/?

>>60889851
Women are so fucking perfect

>>60890676
>furu
What's that? An AI anime girlfriend?

>>60890687
gay

>>60890665
Casinos are rigged, statistically. If you keep playing, you will always run out of money eventually.
This isn't the case with stocks. You CAN create a system where you're statistically profitable. Most people just don't.

>>60890689
a guy who gives financial advice™. not as boring as staring to charts alone.

>>60890692
>buy
>it goes down
>sell
>it goes up
stocks are rigged like it's the truman show

>the data is starting to show the jobs market is literally frozen in place, no new jobs are being created, and unemployment is rising every month

But lets invade Venezuela because maduro said i was stinky

>>60890690
Oh yeah? What's your nw and age
I'm 30 and my nw is like $450K

>>60890543
No gibs, got another job lined up, should be much better but lets see
>>60890549
based your skills must be in demand
>>60890634
sounds like youre taking it easy there, definitely not bad considering some jobs literally suck the living life out of you

>>60890698
Replace sell with buy and you’ll be good.

>>60890704
Then when do you sell?

b-bros?

>>60890699
How do the deportations factor into that one amigo?

>>60890700
Remember when your nw was $650k and you weren't balding?

>>60890703
>based your skills must be in demand
Now I'm a tax accountant, so I have a little more leeway. But most of those jobs I quit were just shit jobs.

>>60890683
BOXX

>Nvidia in the red AGAIN
please make it stop

What the FUCK is happening to semis?

>>60890671
FUCK I SHOULD’VE JUST WAITED AND I WOULD HAVE PROFIT. GRAAUGH

>>60890718
>balding
C-correct
>nw $650K
My net worth has only gone up except for the time I gave my car to my younger brother ($30K loss). I've never had a net worth higher than now

>>60890692
The wild thing is that what you buy and sell actually does matter and will determine where the price goes. It’s all public (for retail). I’m an options trader so it’s a little different. I literally have to make small buy and sell orders or else the algos will fucking kill me. That’s how I win in options, not sure how it is with investing in stocks.

>>60890726
Gentle correction for tumor weeks. We pump on rate cuts buddeh

>>60890666 checked
I have BTC and ETH etfs in my tfsa which I dca into
I have about a dozen altcoins with $50 per. I dont consider them shitcoins, and try to have exposure to eg supply cap, interop, oracles, etc

>NVDA takes a fat greasy shit and drags my SPY calls down
Why is this shit allowed to be 8% of the market

>>60890448
you vill buy ze bonds and you vill enjoy it

NEW THREAD

FOR FREEEEEE

>>60890748

>>60890748

>>60890748

NEW TREAD

NEW TREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60890713
Never sell

>>60890753
Stop baking early dumb nigger.

>>60890753
still a lil life left in this one you piece of shit

why does this fucker keep baking early