Thread 61160387

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

first for pretty girls and not german men in lederhoser

>>61160387 (OP)
My penis is already oozing

TMF bros
Bond bros
We didn't beat gold today
We barely beat the market today

WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TURN

BYND frens how we feeling? we done or got something left in the patty so to speak?

So what's the deal with BNP? I mean the Sudanese causing a 10% dump, really? How about you Sudanese nuts while I order a Sentiment Slurpee

What happened today? Where is the crash?

>>61160409
This, fuck OP

>ABAT

we are so back to 10 days ago

>>61160409
>>61160448
No op, but you need to go back to r/thedonald

KRKNF
DGXX
ROOT
TMDX
CAN
GTLB
MDAI
DLO
PATH
ZETA

Some Wall Street insider shilled this list in the nuked thread, reposting for anon posterity

Are they any good?

>>61160429
Put in $2k at $1.31, I'll buy more tomorrow if it runs to $1.70

Looking for a new stock or etf to wheel. Ideally low price (~$30). SOXL's been doing well but I've noticed that the option chain has been drying up a little (bid-ask spreads are getting bigger) which means that smart money is probably pulling out of it. Any suggestions anons?

>>61160456
until I see hand and bloomberg terminal idgaf what keysmash microstock tickers this baiting son of a gun posts

>>61160456
Wether not its true or not, MDAI is going to go up or utterly fail
GTLB is already in my portfolio

Mcdonalds is life

I've been at 276lbs, so I've lost 31lbs in 3 1/2 months

Everyone who says eww you're a bus driver wagie, when I was off Sunday I laid in bed all day playing dominions 5 on steam deck

And it honestly felt good to get back in the bus this morning, my job is like the apex of wagie jobs, I make overtime while eating fast food, playing steam deck, I get a good arm pump all day, most of the time I can go to the gym 930-1pm, I touch grass while walking to the bathroom at various sporting events or walking to mcdonalds

I see every piece of the economy, people's stories, I feel my insights mog most smg lurkers based on my lifestyle

Mcd, ko, wmrt, adm

>>61160456
I have faith in MDAI - once it gets FDA approval it'll hit $6 minimum
No idea on the others

At least get a new pic

>>61160472
And by see the economy I mean I'm in public almost all day and observe the traffic at various establishments in the real world

>>61160481
>>61160454
>>61160406
>>61160409
don't worry some tranny janny will change the OP. I guarantee it

>>61160456
>>61160473
>>61160470
QRD on MDAI

$SLS shill here

Today was the best day to buy. Tomorrow things could be drastically different

Streets are saying very high buyout price

>>61160481
Who me that is a fresh pic

remember your gains are just a Truth away from being deleted

>>61160489
A boy is walking home through the dim suburbs, and sees a man, shirt untucked, laughing and talking to himself, on his hands and knees under a street lamp. The boy asks him if he needs any help. The man says he lost his keys on the way back from the bar, and asks the boy to help: the boy obliges. After five minutes, the boy asks if the man is certain this is the spot he dropped them. The man says he has no idea, and the boy looks at him in surprise. The man sits up on his heels and looks at the boy, and says this is the only place he can see well, so there's no point in looking anywhere else

>>61160509
All your pics are fresh Mr. Bus Driver :)

>>61160498
AI Tissue scanner that outperforms physicians and has been deployed on burn wards. Submitted for FDA approval in June, Microcap just $60M marketcap, chart looks fixing to breakout.

HCA dumped benchods buy now or forever get priced out of healthcare

>>61160472
>IT'S THE BUS DRIVER WAGIE EVERYONE!

>>61160509
Shave your beard.
Keep losing weight.
Keep driving.
Take some night classes in something that will get you a better job.

>why, I'm happy with my current job?
Ah friendo, unfortunately that is a very unhealthy job long career. Not only will you be replaced eventually by AI, but your actual health is at risk.

You spend your entire life sitting on a bus, it will begin to fuck you up. Why don't you try doing something cool on the side? Working towards a more active goal?
You like driving.
There are awesome driving jobs out there. Not trucking, but driving.
Maybe you want to do something a bit crazy? You could train to be a park ranger.
I'm just saying that with your current position, the world is your oyster! Don't peak here, even if it is comfy.

>>61160429
I sold but now I wanna get back in

ABAT bros... We are eating good tonight

>>61159531
>just curious, how old are you?
36 and a fucking leaf to boot, the asshole with the 4 kids

>>61160472
imagine how much weight you'd lose NOT eating literal slop garbage

>>61160429
I’m going to buy in around 1.20, I don’t want to miss the hype. It really does need a dedicated thread though after tomorrow if it performs well.

>>61160582
I eat a lot of fast food, but there are some tricks that anon can use.

Firstly, try eating Wendy's chille. High protein, overall healthy. EXCEPT for the sodium content, which is extremely high. So keep that in mind.
If you have a big breakfast with a ton of eggs, Chille for lunch, and a hearty dinner (low sodium), you can still eat fast food but stay healthy!

>>61160526
ah what the hell I'll buy 200 shares if it opens red tomorrow

>>61160472
>bragging about having Sunday off
Lmao do wagecucks really?

>Amazon Cloud Services still down after 12 hours
Damn.
Even my job's website is down. For 12 hours? That's pretty big.
How the hell is Amazon green today?

AMD

>>61160600
Yeah that's just sad.
I work 9-5 Monday through Friday, but my job is fun and very easy, with big breaks in the day to chill out and work on side gigs.
Always get weekends off. And I'm typically on my feet an ok amount too, mixing things up.

Can't imagine only getting one day off or having strict schedules and micromanagement.

>>61160594
yeah like there are better fast food options. mcdonalds is the easiest to cut out, especially because they aren't even that cheap in comparison anymore.

>>61160563
The beard is an extension of my stoic philosophy

School bus is honestly lit and my company loves me, I made 3800 after tax last 4 weeks

The weight is def coming off

I see school bus driving as an extremely stable job, they can only get old people and lazy retards generally

Being a lazy person who shows up and doesn't wreck the bus basically has made me the most valuable driver at the company, not even exaggerating I probably get the most hours at the company, and I live with my mom and give her 150 a month

I'm building up my portfolio so I make over 30k in dividends per year and then I can do whatever I want

Might take 10 years or 20 but I'm winning so hard at the moment

>>61160594
Yeah man have you considered not eating expensive goyslop? Think of the money you could put into the market instead, aside from it being terrible for you.

>>61160582
Calories bro

My job is physical

>>61160600
I'm saying my Sunday sucked because I was off

Typically a charter is 2-4 hours of actual driving with 4 hours sitting on my ass, so my actual work day on weekends is a lazy drive

>>61160619
Hey then that's great anon.
30k in dividends is fantastic! Just make sure they are extremely diversified, or even better, use a bunch of non-covered call etf's that do it for you!

You know what, if it works for you, it works. If you're saving that much money then you're doing great. In my mind you were living paycheck to paycheck. Good on you anon. Keep working on getting in shape too, I was 276 earlier this year and I'm 255 now. Strong as shit but got a big belly, want to shred it down to a 6 pack. Honestly it isn't that hard to lose weight after your appetite shrinks.

We're all gonna make it.

I need to make some quick gains so I can afford to go to the doctor. I think my heart is fucked up and wants to kill me

>>61160651
I think you need to go right fucking now to the ER and then not pay the bills if you can't afford them since they barely count towards your credit score (medical).

>>61160640
Indeed we're all going to make it

And if America ceases to exist I have a pistol and a shotgun

>>61160655
Checked but I think Zognald overturned a Bidet-era rule that medical debt can't fuck up your credit

Keep buying DXYZ

>>61160655
No it's not an urgent issue, so no need for ER (at least right now lol... probably should have gone last night). But I should get it looked at. Will most likely need an EKG at least...
If only I had bought SOXL at like 10 and held...

>>61160619
30k in reliable divvies is about $1M, you should be invested in more growth oriented stocks and then switch since the divvy stocks will grow slow in comparison

>>61160663
God damn dude.
I wish that fat fuck would just focus on immigration and stop trying to fuck over young people financially.

I pay young black men to kick the shit outta me. I like to pretend I’m being initiated into a gang. It’s the hardest I’ve ever climaxed.

Any structural reason why IREN and associates (HPC and future-dated energy) have taken such a huge hit over the last few days?
I figure it's smart money rotating to... something but I haven't figured out what or why.

>>61160694
Well, how can we profit from this? What are those young black men doing with the money?

Give me one good reason to NOT buy a momo fund, rather than a cap weighted one.

>>61160746
AI is a bubble innit.

How come some stocks dont have many expiration dates for options?

Pic related, theres no weekly exp dates, just monthly then huge gaps

>was 100% cash until last month
>decided to invest 25% of my cash
>one month later my positions are up 32% overall
>which translates to an 8% gain for my total net worth
>i accrued the yearly standard 8% capital gains
>in one month
>with a quarter of my capital
This is a massive fucking bubble isn't it

>>61160787
>This is a massive fucking bubble isn't it
I think everyone knows it's dotcom v2.0 - the question is when is the music going to stop?

>>61160497
why is janny so puritannical? why does janny hate art and beauty?

Flex or not to flex, do you actually ever get to flex once? what the point of making it if you can't dab on some roasties and normies?

>>61160759
Being TOO rich can alienate you from your friends.

>>61160819
flexing is brown coded

>>61160603
I hope it stays off fuck Jeff

no matter how many times musk impregnated her I will always have a huge thing for grimes

>>61160786
Good question. Someone pls respond

picked the wrong year in the stock market to quit drinking

>>61160856
I mean i got the answer from AI slop but I prefer the human touch of /smg/...
Its basically determined by liquidity and demand

>>61160872
my disconnect with liquidity and demand have caused me nothing but trouble. i swear allegiance to solidity and request henceforth

Beyond my meat

minerals bros, can you smell it?

>uuraf didn't boom

what's their deal?

>>61160664
HEY
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE EXPOSURE TO SPACEX AND OPENAI
EXPLAIN THS SHIT

I need to get rich ;_; I don't want to wage into my 60's. I did some math and it's obvious now that I am not gambling enough. I need to at least gamble 25% of the portfolio to speed up the process to a good rate. I've been way too scared to gamble a lot despite the successes. My first goal is reaching $250k just to have enough money for great buying opportunities. The second goal is $1m which is enough to stay full time neet. Alas the opportunities seem to have begun drying up. Owari da!

>>61161017
spread betting on BYND literally was free money just today

>>61160623
Goyslop is not expensive these days

>>61161017
Join my on the TMF ride but if you lose all your money do not put that moral karma on me.

>>61161017
>The second goal is $1m which is enough to stay full time neet.

Not with this inflation

$BYND going haywire

>>61161048
Holy shit lmao this the new pump and dump?

>>61160678
If I can put 300k in mcd, ko, adm and wmrt over the next 10 years, assuming market always go up, and putting 100% of the divies back in I think I can conservatively do it in 15 years

>>61161043
What is that meme? I've seen it everywhere since yesterday

>>61161059
Seems like a psyop for the people who bailed them out to dump their shares.

>>61159847
I'LL BUY A MILLION 0.0012 WORTH OF STOCK BEFORE I LET THIS FOXO DIE
They acquired a new company about a month ago so we'll see if that bumps the needle at all filling out the last of the year

>>61161076
when they dilute on the pumpers, when will they have to announce it?

>>61161059
I'm getting tempted to jump on the bandwagon since I missed GME, but I'm probably late to the party.

ASX:ARU

>>61161063
qqqi, spyi

>>61161089
Seems inefficient to do mutual funds when I don't believe in the companies in them

I also have a work 401k for diversification

>19.05%

Thanks BYND shill, i bought a few shares just for fun, whats the ceiling on this thing?

>>61161076
what is the phenomenon called where companies that are going bankrupt have one last pump and dump?

>>61161084
Yup. My post is literally the top signal.

No amount of profit is worth investing in fake meat for noodle armed leftoid trannies

>>61160429
Very good, up already 160%

When is the peloton pump and dump?

>>61161111
These quads are a $BYND buy signal.

is aws still down? costco.com barely works

>>61161043
>but if you lose all your money do not put that moral karma on me
Lol

>>61161117
next stimulus probably. they'll lean into digital only and do lots of layoffs and print money.

>>61161043
Explain the TMF case. How would QE affect the TMF play?

thinking about picking up a trading view subscription for black friday

Reddit wins again. Also it's still early as fuck. $5 EOW.

>>61161109
We aren't "investing" in it, were swing trading it. I dont care if they sell literal bags of shit, all I care about is weekly profit.

Youre literally the right wing version of "im not trading TSLA because elon is a nazi!"

>>61160409
>>61160448
>trannies malding at the sight 2D women
kek

>>61160429
The good news is i bought friday, the bad news is i don't have a lot of money and i only bought 5500 shares. But if this makes me some $ i will be happy as a new investor

>>61161155
gonna be pissed when bynd goes ham but locksneeds q3 sucks so they just cancel each other out

>>61161162
If you don't have a lot of money 5,500 shares is a massive win. What are your price targets.

Who locked in the gains on some of these names today?

>>61161158
It reminds them of what they'll never be

>>61161076
>>61161083
I'm pretty sure they diluted already, I think the free float that's reported everywhere is just delayed. until the next filing.
>source
https://investors.beyondmeat.com/news-releases/news-release-details/beyond-meat-announces-release-500-pm-new-york-city-time-lock

>>61161178
idk i've seen people say it will go to 3$ or 30$ i don't think anybody knows. Might sell if it hits 3 $ though.

that AWS crash out was low key r*ping my robinhood app. worst outage this year and amazon gets a nice lil 1.5% revaluation? how does that make sense gang.

>>61161137
How about cycling ... but with AI, quantum algorithms, AND crypto!! Eh! How about that?!

>>61161212
Robinhood also trading up on the day unironically

NVDA 200 EOY
sneed

>>61161183
NVTS is completely chadded, kissed goodbye 50% of my shares and took profit

>>61161128
BYND to $11.11 confirmed

>>61161212
I solded on the news so if course AMZN would raise

>>61161217
and it was then that timmy realized that it was still 1997 and not end of 1999, it was too early to start shorting the bubble

>>61161148
it goes roughly like this:
>jay powell buys bonds with infinite magic money, intending for the price of bonds to go up
>price of bonds goes up

>>61161215
yup why not

>>61160429
a little mad i didnt have more free cash, only had 1k to throw at it and i hoped i could put in at least 5k.

LAC announced after hours 1. SVP sold a shit ton of stock and 2. They are diluting by $250 mm.

Of course it's mooning after hours. What am I missing here? A major analysts upgraded it to $5, prolly had to to keep his job.

>>61161043
Outline the process of this ride

Based on this graph, doesn't buying gold or an index of miners seem like a fairly safe bet for the next few months at least? I don't see anything in current geopolitics or US economic policy that is going to stop this trend from continuing. Am I retarded?

FUUUUUCK WERE DUMPING REDDIT

BYND dumping to levels never before seen since 45 minutes ago

>>61161259
How does the yellow line turn blue and then go backward in time?

>>61161265
quantum computers

Its a dump if my stop loss is not triggered.

>>61161260
THE SQUEEZE, IS IT SQUOZE?

>>61161148
>>61161258
Interest rates go down.
The value of current bonds go up.
TMF (3x etf based on value of current bonds) goes up.

There's more to it than that, but long term those rates are coming down. And TMF WILL go up. I think.

>>61161265
The blue line is the share of US bonds as a % of foreign central bank holdings, yellow line is gold. The data for bonds only starts in April 2000

>>61161281
>>61161260
HOLD THE LINE
WE ARE CORAL WARRIORS
---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61161273
You understood there was a joke there.
>>61161288
Thank you, anon. <3

>>61161290
MYCOPROTIEN HANDS

>>61161284
And what is it about TMF particularly that you're so optimistic about? Are you bought in for the dividends? Short term stock price pump? Long term holding?

>>61161183
how much of your portfolio are you allocating to each?

How do you guys set up your take profits and stops with options. I tend to hold options until they are basically worthless if I am losing. But when they go up I always sell them too every and miss out on gains. I did it with tesla before that took off and now i think I sold my apple calls too early

is /smg/ worried?

>>61161348
i want to trade my shitty "sports" car for a mazda3 hatchback or a golf R

>>61161349
I have a GTI. It's fine

>>61161348
Paid cash

>>61161356
Yeah but are you worried about everyone else's car loans? Cockroaches and contagion and all that shit?

>>61161348
No.

>>61161348
I am seeing far less halloween decorations this year. Maybe some foam gravestones and a pumpkin instead of the usual 10 foot tall skeletons. That can't be a good sign.

>>61161359
Ah, I couldn't guess, I'm afraid
Don't know how interconnected my portfolio is with such things

>>61161359
The people that can't afford the payments on their shit box haven't been relevant to the economy since precovid. We will just juice assets harder and the asset class will spend more to make up for their further losses.

>>61161359
maybe if they start raising rates again

>>61161348
i'm worried that the media is locked in on the crash narrative and won't let up until we're in a bear market

>>61161368
I commented on this as well last week but all the shit at my home depot sold for the most part anyways.

>>61161373
too young to remember 2008 eh

>>61161259
>Reserve Holdings to account for all debts

>>61161310
Mid term price appreciation.

>>61161389
>tldr
just buy miners like the Canadian Pension system is about to do. They might have to draft Eric Sprott as President to turn that country around.

>>61161351
i just went down like 40k in the past couple weeks, back to levels never before seen since the october 1st
i can afford splurging up to a golf R i'd prob end up driving it for like 10 years

i still kinda want a mazda3 instead tho, they look ugly without a rear (hatchback) spoiler but with a rear spoiler it looks better and mazda's are prob less worry for reliability

>>61161284
I recall tmf getting shilled around september last year or so and the anon that bought it got a 20% haircut. Flawless top timing.

Is the Pebble Project a meme? Will Blimpf ever give them permission?

>>61161385
The middle class was like 5x larger in 2008. Not an argument.

Made it to six figures, what now?

>>61161406
>20% haircut
Eh, no worries he'll make it back.

Heard a co-worker say day trading is his "side hustle"
Yet another top signal

>>61161458
easily 10x it for your first milly

>>61161432
Donald's son likes fishing there so, despite the EPA and Local area giving permission, the entire United States needs to be china's bitch so his fishing is not interrupted.

>you're joking
No I'm serious. That is the reason it was rejected.

Where can I Yolo 20k?
ANY had a dilution
QRCH dumped then mooned when I sold
Lost $3700

Halp /biz/

>>61161458
seven

>>61161464
I literally make more money trading stocks than I do developing games for Steam.

The markets going to crash in 2 weeks when food stamps get cut.

>>61160472
Fat fucking faggot.
If your bmi is any higher than 28 you're not human

>>61161438
no one thought strippers and illegal aliens who couldn't afford the payments on their subprime mortgages were relevant to the economy until one weekend when everyone realized goldman sachs was about to collapse

>>61161348
>subprime loans to people with shitty credit
>during times of high inflation and weak markets
Gee who saw this one coming

>>61161379
2026 is the top, as per benner cycles. It might be choppy, but we're not topped out yet. Take some profits, set stop losses, enjoy the music for another 3-6 months. You have ample time to stay long and deleverage

>>61161472
buy as many 0dte otm puts on OKLO as you can

>>61161480
I want to make a dungeon crawler with party automation and simulated economies with derivatives markets, supply/demand, and 4X elements. I have the technical skill, I'm just too busy working, gooning, having bad health, and playing Hitman and Factorio

That bear market a few days ago was rough. Glad we’re back for another 8 month stretch of up only.

>>61161488
>2026 is the top
there are WAY too many baghdad bobs telling me the top is a year away

Is SPY 700 EOY still in play?

>>61161472
YOLO 20k into BYND and join the fun

>>61161493
based recettear enjoyer

>>61161379
Hedges didn't buy enough large cap during the April dip and are salty. They have created this FUD narrative because they are desperate to get retail to sell AND RETAIL IS SIMPLY NOT SELLING

you may buy my VOO shares but not for under $1000

>>61161507
Yes
Also 1000 EOD

>>61161534
my theory is that in july-august of this year, they realized the AI bubble is going to collapse one of the mag 7s (probably amzn) if they don't proactively pop it

they figured it would be enough to have sam altman say it's a bubble on august 14, but here we are on october 20, 0.5% off the ATHs

>>61161553
If any MAG7 is going to pop its TSLA

what stocks to buy with $500

Its very temping to just auto contribute 50% of my monthly wage between VOO, SCHG, and QQQ.
Turn on drip and just never log in to fidelity again.

>>61161559
wouldn't surprise me a bit

>>61161493
Well I'm more than halfway there. I made Nevergrind Online.

>>61161568
growth and safety: SPY

memes: BYND

>>61161585
ok now what options can i buy with $500

>>61161594
calls on BYND

There are too many poor fats asking to be spoonfed.

Top signal.

>>61161594
BYND. I expect it to go to at least $2.50

BYND gonna gap up in 7 hours, I really wish I went all in

>>61161603
this, its a very good way to turn 500 into 1000 at least

im actually pretty waifish. am poor tho :(

>>61161575
They did this with his brother or whoever's failing solar business and got relentlessly shit on for it and now I think it's the most profitable part of the company.

>>61161534
>AND RETAIL IS SIMPLY NOT SELLING
Until their financed cars they're 90+ days delinquent on get repo'd

brother, may I have some negative beta

>>61161559
Im convinced Tesla is going to post blowout earnings, meme it to 1.21 (gigawatts) eps over double analysts predictions and announce merging with grok/xai.

How the fugg do I eat all of this free food McDonald sisters?

>>61161284
But couldn't QE have the opposite effect ie people realizing the dollar's vslue is gonna worsen? A flight from dollars and assets that can only cash out to dollars (stocks/bonds)?

>>61161660
These suck since they only let you use one at a time, and one of their regular deals are always better so it's a waste.

Have you won anything else with all the McDonald's you've been eating?

I would like to buy 1000 shares of sqqq tomorrow. It is near its 52 week low, and the market is behaving like qqq is nothing but rainbows and sunshine. Any reason why i should not blow my load on SQQQ?

I never really browsed biz or any sort of stock market forums/social media until recently so. How common are happenings like BYND? Is it just overhyped by people who missed out on the last meme stock and want to force this one up or is this like a once in a long time happening?

henlo mister jerome
please lower the rates
thank u mister jerome

>>61161674
Just buy BYND you retarded degenerate nigger.

>>61161570
Not much wrong with that really

>>61161458
you have 2 years to hit $200k, then another 1 year for $300K, then 1 week for $400k, then 1 weekend for $500k
compounding gains go hard when it wakes up

>>61161674
>Any reason why i should not blow my load on SQQQ?
opening a short in a bull market, in an upward trend, is suicidal
if you have to do this, open with 20% of your stack, wait a day, and decide if you're willing to take losses like that every day from now until 6 months from now when the market finally turns

>>61161668
In my experience you have to create a separate order to use the free food coupons. Then buy your normal stuff with the 20% coupon.

I have almost all of the properties minus one per set.

>>61161678
There's always some shitty stock making an insane jump. Check each day's biggest gainers on finviz. You'll see them.

>>61161685
it already pumped beyond . And its Mr. Retarded Degenerate to you.

>>61161717
yeah but its usually some weirdo chink company. beyond is a household brand

>>61161710
Do you have Virginia Avenue I need that one.

>>61160596
Wait till it's near $1.80.

>>61161721
>it already pumped
i fall for this mode of thinking a lot too, but that's not how momentum works

Every part of me screams that this market is due for a correction. The level of retardation in here also shows this. /smg/ threads are usually never this active, bearish as well.

BUT
This is clown world so every time Donald tweets or a company says "AI" it goes up another 2%. I'm not complaining though.

>>61161728
Nope. One in each set is the rare drop. I wonder if it does a special animation when you get a rare property.

y or n ?

>>61161731
Thats fair, just the upside for pure momentum plays decreases as time goes on. At some point you are just taking all the risk for none of the reward. This market is truely retarded if it is doubling the stock price of companies that have decreasing revenues yoy and continue to not turn a profit.

>>61161729
y?

>>61161751
what about decreasing losses yoy?

>>61161684
you got it champ

>>61160664
>CEO is a jeet
no thanks ramdeep i wont invest in your p&d garbage
buy GAMB instead

>>61161773
the decrease in revenue of 25% is all i need to know about that company. People have moved on to the next health fad of non processed foods.

>>61161359
the auto loaners that went bankrupt were servicing illegal immigrants mostly. pretty sure those people dont invest in the stock market

Somebody give me an analsyis of the recent pumps based on the volume of SPY and I'll tell you when the big rugpull will be

>>61161795
delinquencies in the subprime car market are higher than they were percent wise in the GFC. Most of the people upside down on their cars to the tune of 10-30k are just lower income people that overpayed for cars during covid. This is just the beginning .

>Price increases+student loan restart> Decrease discretionary spending>Decrease revenues> layoffs> decrease discretionary income> liquidation of stocks.

Any other chaps here feeling quite exuberant about the current macro economic system? Why, they can just print any problem away!

>>61160664
>DXYZ
why did it start falling off in june?

>>61161786
>Mr. Sohail Prasad Chairman, President & CEO born 1994
it does look scammy

>>61161082
Their earnings statements are odd

>>61161815
I'm not reading that dalit shit I only ridicule and disparage handcrafted financial analysissies given by a jury of my peers.

>>61161721
fucking this
if you didnt buy 3 cent calls on friday and 900% them you wont make it now
im sure as shit not buying overinflated calls, ill wait until this garbage starts petering out and buy puts then
once the hype dies down the IV crush will rape you

>>61160806
The writing on the wall is clear that when the music does stop there will not be a reversion to the mean, the government will protect investors from more than 25% drop or so and the bear market will last less than a full year. This sentiment is one that fuels the bubble

>>61161795
That's not what "contagion" and "cockroaches" mean though

>>61161840
odd good or odd bad?

Uhhhh bros?
Why is there a second fanny may ad and why is it voiced over by fucking trump??
>https://x.com/TylerEHand/status/1980259110852419982?s=19

>>61161873
Odd
Every quarter they reported under a hundred thousand until it was suddenly millions

MSTR believers! The MOST BULLISH setup in 2 years is here!

I’ve been studying the TA on MSTR for over a decade and let me tell you, we are so so close!

All believers will be REWARDED for their steadfastness!

>>61161506
I'm not bearish, I'm bullish. I just know to tap the brakes so I have cash to dca and dont get beheemed by leverage

>>61161824
yup. every country does that. america does it best still.

>>61160786
Low liquidity

I(high iq) am fomoing into soxl tomorrow. Make of that what you will.

I'm buying more Micron Technologies tomorrow morning. The last time I saw a tech stock with a P/E and a PE/G that low was Nvidia before it took off... but I thought it was a meme stock and I didn't buy any.... forgive me /biz/. But I'm not getting left behind this time.

Why is it that no one posts their actual holdings in these threads?

>>61161923
Micron top signal, the post.

>>61161934
Who the flying mortal fuck would be that dumb?

>>61161937
The PE/G is .17. Their earnings have grown more than five times faster than the price of the stock. Top signal my ass.

>>61161934
i do but nothings going on

when i was screenshotting i was also selling and i dont wanna sell rn
i dumped $40k this month but i was taking profit at lower levels than this month even after the pullbacks

>>61161934
MODS

>>61161480
>make more money trading stocks than I do developing games
Me too, Anon, me too

Where is that GAMBnigher? Has he killed himself yet?

>>61161483
you risk victim status under 200lbs

why are you so mad, is mass eluding you perhaps

>>61161934
I had 2k in apple calls I sold today

>>61161934
Any stock that people mention here... they are probably holding.

So what's the chance Foxo goes bankrupt?

50/50 either it does or it doesnt

>>61161758
It's going to go down before going up much more.

load up on cracker barrel at these levels

>>61162054
Nigger Barrel is going to zero.

>>61161959
why tomorrow? why not a month ago, or a month from now?

>>61162064
Federal bailouts for Cracker Barrel and Red Lobster.

>btc dumping
>qqq pumping
which one will be right

QQQ ATH

>>61162064
Cracker barrel is a white's only establishment.
WHITE MEN ARE COMING BACK

>>61162036
Will this great droppening last until Friday?

loike buying low
loike selling high
'ate holding
Simple as

>>61161934
ups straddle write
GLD
in my roth
VTI
VIG
SGOV
PLTR
UPS
>>61161985
this

BYND already up to $1.86. Most obvious buy of the year this shit will go to $10 this month.

When are we buying puts Bobos

>>61162125
I'm excited to see what BYND does. Just remember that before it peaks, Robinhood and Fidelity will stop you from selling.

>>61162136
mind broken gme baggie

how much does it cost to buy the right, but not the obligation, to put my benis in bagina?

>>61162145
I've 500% profits this month, what about you?

Puts on uvix or calls on svix?

>61162160
>im gambling
show all time

>>61162156
Bout tree fiddy in America or one fiddy for a hot Mexican one

Is BYND just going up "to own the shorts" or is there an actual reason?

>>61160472
Why don't you give up the weight loss pills and eat nutritious food instead? Retard

>>61162177
It was way oversold and has good memetic energy. Analysts were telling people to back up the truck at $250 a couple years ago.

So I guess the happening is that the market just goes up into an irrational bubble forever.
That's the happening.
There's no black swan coming.
/smg/ lied to me.

If I am holding SPY long term, should I just sell covered call options on my SPY stock and set an order to buy back the stock at the strike price?

If I see "hedgies" ever posted in /smg/ I'll know it is the top of all tops.

>>61160472
>276lbs
>Mcd, ko, wmrt, adm
so much conviction for literal slop. Youll be dead by 40. If you're already 40, you're already dead waging on a school bus.

>>61162165
show yours

I will short BYON on wednesday

>>61162194
>So I guess the happening is that the market just goes up into an irrational bubble forever.
>That's the happening.
>There's no black swan coming.
>/smg/ lied to me.

BYND bros whats our price target

>global reserves now hold more gold than USD
>China is realizing it can't replace the USD with its own currency but Gold might actually be able to do it

>>61162217
Beyond infinity.

>>61162219
>angry Jew
The jews aren't angry. They're just dumping the US now that we've been milked dry. I wonder where they will go to next...

>>61162177
I believe that kids these days call this a 'pump and dump'

>>61161934
Here nigger
Plus 100 shares of Amazon, thats my brokerage total

>>61161990
Pretty high, lol
Complete cig butt stonk, but fun to play with
I could drop 1k on it in the next few weeks as my own personal YOLO
Entirely likely they never get their losses under control and funding dries up and they go belly up, but a 1000 dollar bust isn't going to make me rope, and if they do pull off an indomitable We're So Back, I'll have like half a million shares waiting in my back pocket

>>61162225
The big issue is jews can't blend into asian countries and pretend to be asian like they can in the west. Their influence and power in western financial systems is dramatically higher than eastern

>>61160503
thank you anon <3
what do you think the buy out price will be?

>>61162206
>show yours
No, I dont think I will.
>6x in one month
>only up 3.5x all time
>you were down 50% before this month
you have a gambling addiction and it will evaporate all the same

>>61162236
The west is fucking DYINNNNNG man.
All we have left is tech and AI. Everything else is FUUUUCKED.
You just see it driving down the road. Everything is falling apart. All these fresh immigrants don't give a shit. The infrastructure is AIDS.

Mark my words, we've got one last dump, then one final MEGA PUMP, and then sometime after 2035 we are going to fucking explode. Nobody will be spending any money, money velocity will drop to 0, and its gg. The cow is milked.

the west has fallen

>>61162246
Even if we had natural birth rates that high to offset immigation, its still below the 2.1 replacement rate needed. The WORLD is declining
Israel has a fertility rate above 3.0 btw

henlo mister jerome
trick or treat
please lower the rates
thank u mister jerome

>>61162307
>its still below the 2.1 replacement rate needed
This is what happens when the age of marriage is not 12 years old.

>>61162307
>the world is declining
Good maybe we'll have some FUCKING ROOM to have families and a bit of freedom without being under a microscope. Maybe I just wanna go walk in the FUCKING woods without needing to pay some park ranger. Maybe I just want to pick an empty spot in the middle of nowhere and build a FUCKING HOUSE and start a FUCKING FARM without having to worry about three trillion code violations and a jewish company in Manhattan that bought it 40 years ago and will never sell ever.

I'm tired boss.

>>61162319
TRVKE.... MODS SHUT IT DOWN
BUY GLD
BUY PLTR

>>61162301
that's actually the east wing

>>61161162
You hit the jackpot. Get out of that junk and take your gains elsewhere. That crap has only one direction to go.

>>61159598
Who would have thought

>>61161207
>i've seen people say it will go to 3$ or 30$
Reminds me of the last pump n dump. So it'll dump after it hits 2.50$?

niggas really wanna baghold a meme stock down to zero

>>61162365
it's 1.91 now btw

>>61160429
>BYND

Context Capital Management just bought 20 million shares

bullish?

>>61162096
Shove your memes up your ass /pol/troon. Boomers are Nigger Barrel's only clientel and they are dying. The chain is done for. No one is gonna eat Nigger Barrel's slop when Boomers die off.

>>61162325
GLD is still trending up strong
PLTR looks a bit sluggish weekly, good on monthly, cautious buy

>>61162482
BYND looks like its crabbing and bleeding. Low volatility on charts. There is a disgustingly high IV on options chain, so they seem to be pricing in an explosive move

>>61161823
>>61161870
immigration was cut off. thats why they went under

reminder that nothing was fixed or changed after the GFC, the same system and in many cases the same people were simply propped up by short- and long-term monetary and fiscal stimulus from the federal reserve and congress

>>61162509
Your dying parents will spend your inheritance to the last dime at their local Cracker Barrel you pathetic self-hating cuck

start a new thread you worthless niggers

>>61162573
why do there need to be so many smg's in the catalog at once
this one will still be up when the market opens

>>61162573
banking

>>61162548
One thing changed: occupy wall st got infiltrated and subverted by the gender fandom. trannies and idpol were a smokescreen and here we are now

>>61162553
>NOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN NIGGER BARREL SLOPERINO NOT MUH MICROWAVED CORPORATE SLOPPER SLOP NOT MUH SALTY DEEP FRIED BREADED SLOP COVERED IN GRAVY
stfu /pol/troon

This is the best /smg/ ever

>>61162553
>self-hating
That poster wasn't white anon. You can tell by his writing style and hatred.

>>61162680
Seethe you delusional /pol/troon. Nigger Barrel is a shitty chain slop restaurant. It's going bankrupt because white trash won't even eat there anymore. Your memeing will change nothing.

>>61162237
I saw something, but I won't be able to say until I confirm it. It'll be really high if true

I'll be able to tell you either today or thursday.

>>61162699
Looks like I hit the nail on the head and triggered the jeet

>>61162715
>gets btfo with no counter argument to Nigger Barrel being a dying chain slop corporation
>Y-YOU AREN'T W-WHITE
>Y-YOUR T-TRIGGERED
I accept your capitulation /pol/troon.

i encourage /smg/ to use AI to answer any detailed, arcane or complicated financial questions you may have. ask two or three different AIs and compare their answers, and do it 10 times a day

this will make all of our portfolios go up, because Sam Altman will have to pay another 100 billion dollars (estimated) to AMZN

https://www.wheresyoured.at/costs/

Thank Lord, we almost went red for more than 10 minutes

Uhhhhhhhh bros?????

>>61162794
This is so fucking gay, hahaha

>>gets btfo with no counter argument to Nigger Barrel being a dying chain slop corporation
>>Y-YOU AREN'T W-WHITE
>>Y-YOUR T-TRIGGERED
>I accept your capitulation /pol/troon

ummmmm futuresbros????

>>61162807
No the gay one is bussyant. Ploot is just retarded

>>61162867
MAYDAY
MAYDAY, WE ARE RED

>>61162880
-0.03%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pql0__Ii67A

>>61161678
>Is it just overhyped by people who missed out on the last meme stock and want to force this one up or is this like a once in a long time happening?
Pretty much yes, and algos shifting to different sectors to induce pumps. The stop loss hunting is pretty interesting.

>>61161717
Is there any point in jumping on those high daily gainers though? They all look like traps that are just waiting to dump. I guess you would look into each one eh.

>Trump plan to import Argentine beef angers US farmers http://reut.rs/42R33Rp

kek @ US farmers, first soi now beef

>>61162991
Why do we have to suck off Argentina, Israel, and everyother fucking country on Earth.

>>61162998
Don't care. No refunds. Fuck American farmers. They are greedy lazy entitled illegal immigrant hiring shitbags that deserve the economic rape they voted for.

>>61162991
They voted for it!
>>61162998

>>61163023
What the fuck is wrong with that el presidente crying about everything jewish

>oil going down bigly the coming months
>ai companies 'insane' valuations are reasonable
i just need another big war and 250% tariffs, plan trusted.

Is Amazon a buy at these prices? It's one of the only stocks left on my watchlist that haven't gone parabolic since the april lows.

>>61163105
yes probably

EU premarket seems slightly bearish by my indicators(I am retarded)

>>61162998
It's the latin american country that is the closest to possibly becoming civilized. And if the current president is voted out they will go back to being a socliast shithole again

>>61163162
you could probably turn venezuela into dubai in a decade if the big man keeps blowing up the banana boats with his f35s

>>61161742
We are correcting right now and its a sideways crab

>>61161934
Who cares, people post them all the time, Ive done too, and I could post them now but no one gives a flying fuck and its forgotten by the start of the next thread

Um Jerome please think of the stock holders

>BYND bags
secured
>Selling
Never
>Hedgies
Squeezed
>Portfolio
Mooning

>>61163243

>>61163243


>>61163243

>>61163162
>current president
The guy who took the country's gold reserve and gave it to Israel?