Thread 61295881

closing bell edition

>Mental Health
https://findahelpline.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61294818

first for America

Market summary

>Wall Street traders flocked to the riskiest parts of the market, with stocks rising alongside Bitcoin as the US Senate advanced legislation to end the longest-ever government shutdown and remove a significant economic headwind. Bonds edged lower.

Upcoming macro data

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the uvxy faggot will be ecstatic to see this

>>61295881 (OP)
That's NOT a man

God I wish I was Bobina

so did he close his NVDA and PLTR shorts or is he just being early again?

Kek baggies

brutal savage teeth gnashing snarling howling yelping orc tier nigger tier ooga booga chimpanzee screeching foaming at the mouth rabid feral raping of bobina, financially speaking

>>61295881 (OP)
how do I get free unlimited grok imagine

Do you guys think if I'm in the UK, I can retire in 2 million USD??

Like, I dont even want to do anything, I just want a fucking break holy shit from this life. I just want to rest.

>>61295989
you can rest when you're dead

any 6 figure W2 earners? i'm finally collecting a bigger aftertax paycheck because Social security tax is capped after 176k and I make just over 200k but every year that number creeps up and soon I'll get completely ganked

the common man is not meant to make it in america

>>61296015
next year its raising to 184k, will probably be 192k in 2027 and 200k by 2028
I just need to retire and fuck off already

>>61295881 (OP)
that's a man.

>>61295881 (OP)
even that microphone get erected

why do we need so many /smg/s?

>ahh no the bubble the bubble the bubble ahhh!
lol

Nebius sisters?

>>61295989
You can rest with 2 million in Punjab with this ESL.

>>61295881 (OP)
I like tires

>>61295881 (OP)
P I T S
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>>61296065
Yeah sorry bro but the algos are already set. We would have pumped either way, reopening was just a fitting headline. Can't dump now, cause otherwise there maybe won't be a headline for another pump

>>61296065
You know what this means?

We will get another BONUS pump when the vote does happen!

>>61296091
7.60

>>61296091
I like big tires.

Name a ticker that makes you feel like this

>>61296091
so the bynd sóyboys have moved to this now

>>61296146
No beyond meat holders are still holding beyond meat.

Who’s your favorite ticker girl?

>>61296150
Stop posting AI slop. You are polluting.

SOXLfaggots, should I just close out of this by the bell today??

Sex

>>61296153
Answer the question

>>61296015
Taxes are made to eat anyone alive for trying to work hard enough to stop working before death. The desperation permeates every workplace and suburb in these united states of ours.

Sorry guys I'm going to bed at 10pm
I wake up at 7 and I need sleep to grow the mooscles

Today: +1.67%
Current week: +2.00%

Good night

>>61295899
>>61295902
I wish I could trade the F&G...

>>61296173
Goodnight and good jorb

>>61296173
>before the ding ding ding
faux pas tbqhwy

>>61296015
>the common man is not meant to make it in america
The common man gets paid in cigarette packs in most of the world. You have no idea how bad it will get.

I wake up at 6:50am sharp every day yet I go to bed at 12:30.
Must be why I'm feeling fucked up every day all day

I am all in on puts.
If this were a real rally bonds would be moving a lot more than they are.

why would a company dilute if they have a $100M Equity Line of Credit? (PFSA)

CAM ON SOXL KEEP PUMPING

>>61296186
Good picture kek

Is this pump sustainable

>Earlier today at the NATCA union press conference, an air traffic controller explained the toll that not receiving two paycheques has had on her family.
>"Yesterday, my kids asked me how long we could stay in our house. Having to answer that question was heartbreaking."
How the fuck are Americans this bad with money? Air traffic control pays a ridiculously high salary by europoor standards, and the cost of living in the US is comparable to or cheaper than Western Europe. I don't get it.

When the FUCK is Texas Instruments (TXN) gonna PUMP?
I really feel bad for them, and they actually have semi factories on US SOIL.

>>61295983

Pay the world’s first Trillionaire

>>61296084
>overtrading
I'm under trading, it's possibly worse

>>61296154
>>61296154
>>61296154
OH shit i might actually get my money back

>>61296204
So does Micron, and they,re a helluva lot healthier financially.

>>61296214
why not hold it until Friday and make money instead?
this is tech/AI/semis pump week

>>61296213
Same here. Let's fix this shit.

>>61296235
Its a leveraged daily, what if news come out that Jensen is a pedo or something and I am holding SOXL over night

>>61296213
>>61296237
they had one for that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bag_fZhmJ1U

>>61296165
>>61296150
I like her green eyes anon

you can only win

>>61296240
what do you want to buy instead?

>>61296254
Can you believe it, there are people who have lost going long. How the fuck do you do that?

>>61296263
I kinda wanna make a play on RGTI earnings, to the downside

>>61296278
poor timing

>>61296138
all of them

30 minutes until PLUG earnings

Okay what drags SOXL down when NVDA is pumping?

I am so done with 3X its so fucking autistic and weird.

>>61296237
>>61296246
Based. I will listen.
Right now I am "actively not trading". I wake up and check the pre-market gainers. Write down the interesting ones, make some predictions, whether I'd be in or out. Then reflect at the end of the day. All in a paper journal.
I'm working towards formalizing an actual strategy and once I have some clear rules to follow then I don't think I'll feel hesitation I'll just follow the rules.
It's not having rules and going on gut feel that fucks you since you end up just doing random shit until you end up in a negative feedback loop. I'm grateful to trend towards under trading, at least it preserves my capital.

NIGGERs and jews

Will Gorillina help GRRR get some traction before earnings?

>>61296342
What about GAMBette?

trimmed a few positions today
ibiticup better hit 65+ this week or I will literally ejaculate into that crossdresser scott bussyants smooth asshole and make his faggot husband watch.
and i hate to say that

>>61296354
Clawjob from Gambette NOW!

hows your bags looking today anons?
Any 5%ers in the house?

>>61296203
Americans spend an unsustainable 30-60% of their income on just rent. I know people who make twice as much as me, but have absolutely no savings due to the sheer amount of bills they pay.

>>61296370
IS0E pumped 6% today
feelin good

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citi-raises-nvidia-price-target-172458877.html

Nvidia just got a 720 price target from Citi

Plug Power earnings in 10 minutes

>>61296371
I make 32k CAD doing PT wagie work and spend 850 on rent. Call it $1000 after other expenses (phone, food, etc), and I make about 28k after taxes. So, ballpark is 42% income goes to rent

I have two roommates and we get along and I have no other expenses. So i am able to save money, barely, but i consider my position to be quite good

>>61296370
Im up 3.89% today!
(-43.31% all time)

>>61296054
Gotta keep up with inflation

>>61296389
Personal Training? That's a cool job at least because you're self-employed and /fit/. There's probably a higher quality of life just for that than someone making the same money as an office cuck or day laborer. I've got a friend who quit a software engineer job to become a personal trainer and he's way happier than me. Granted, his wife works too and makes a lot more than he does. Maybe that's the real right idea.

>>61296370
Still very salty that my $8 buy order didn't go through on Friday when the same stock was up at $9.55 today.
>why didn't you just buy in at a slightly higher price?
Because I'm a FUCKING RETARD. There, are you happy now?

>>61296370
no
1.31% or $1600

>>61296394
ITLL BE OUT WHEN ITS OUT
AND WE LIKE THAT
...great work ethic

>Trump on Shutdown: We are going to be country very quickly.
lol wut

Reopen priced in by now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61296383
$10T market cap next year seems possible if they do a stimulus. (they will)

Today was unusually flat for my portfolio.

>>61296422
yeah duh

>>61296421
WE COUNTRY MUSIC NOW BOY

>>61295989
>I just want to rest.
IKTF. Get rich and just rest for once.
>just sleep bro
Sleep won't make it go away.

>>61296433
A lot of shit indeed moved sideways and yet the SPY is closing at roughly +1.55% daily return. Happy Veteran's Day, I guess.

any chance the moderate democrats renege on their agreement after Trump's air controller comments? Him firing a bunch of people to avoid having to give them the back-pay he agreed to would make the deal seem meaningless.

>>61296439
>>WE COUNTRY MUSIC NOW BOY
did someone say country?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

My mind is forever bogged with the Bloomberg live stock view intermission theme

>>61296153
All tranime is slop. Kill yourself

>>61296453
We country now
+twang%

>>61296453
+3.76%

>>61296405
No PT, as in part time.
I wish I did something impactful. I do photos at Walmart and help old people

>>61296453
+5.3%

>>61296452
>>61296439
Did you say COUNTRY music?

WEEEEEEELLL WAY DOWN YONDER IN THE CHATTAHOOCHEE

>>61296453
Fuck palanteeer fuck arp

>>61296453
Up 2.96%, nobody is paying attention to burry any more

FUCK YOU BEYOND MEAT YOU BETTER NOT GO SKYROCKETING JUST BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO BUY AAAAAHHHH

>>61296457
>tranime
this is an anime website you tourist

>>61296427
"Deal" lmao
R's give up nothing, while Ds surrendered the only leverage they had for a pretend vote on ACA extensions in December.
Funnily markets didn't react at all to the shutdown for an entire month, now that the filibuster has been broken it's right back to business as usual and the S&P nearly moons 2%. Nothing has changed, country is literally right back to the exact same as 40 days ago.

>>61296448
its because nvda is the economy

>>61296453
I took $240 profit on a CPER call

This goes out to all the red portfolios today..

DID SOMEONE say country?

>>61296453
pretty good
still down 7k from last week
let's see if I get that back by Friday
expecting a dump day tomorrow hoping it won't be too painful

>>61296453
Today: -0.44%
This Month: -5.31%
This Year: -34.21%

Fucked up today

>>61296492
Forgot chart

>>61296472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3MARgU0s8

INTEREST STILL UP
STOCK MARKET TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWWWWSSS

>>61296453
+4.18%

>>61296173
Finland anon? What's it like having to stay up late just for stocks? Please answer tomorrow. Also what's it like there?

>>61296453
Solidly no longer a poor!

fug
my DNUT $5 calls expiring friday might actually be executed
RIP in peace

>>61296523
>6-figures hell

>"A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone,” the president wrote on social media Sunday, in part.

what pumps the most?

>>61296523
congrats anon. how long did that take you.

>>61296453
Was all cash. Should have bought since I knew this morning it was obviously going to be neon green

>>61296453
Back in 6 figure hell. I hate being so close to the dividing wall of 5/6 figures.

The world is the United States

powerful

>>61296502
You know it and I know it pal. You are never getting back that money, unless you join the OPEN Army. Enlist today! Going to test 11 by end of week. Literally all your losses will be wiped away and your days could be brighter. Just join us.

I don’t get why Twitter is acting like Burry is some oracle. His “find” is that a lot of tech companies have extended the depreciable lives of certain assets. This was already known and it’s an example of earnings management, not “fraud.”

>>61296453
1.16 percent gains.
Sitting on my ass with a casual tardfolio of JEPI, QQQ, and TQQQ

>>61296532
I opened my trading account four years ago. Two years ago I was around 50k, then I lost 40k on Tesla Earnings and had to start from around 9-10k.

>>61296544
checked

>>61296540
Burry said hurr durr nvidia bubble
he's a genius beyond comprehension

>>61296252
My portfolio thanks you anon!
I hope you did well today

>>61296523
Congrats anon!

>>61296540
The big short was a really funny movie

>>61296523
Nice going anon

>>61296544
>then I lost 40k on Tesla Earnings
you could have gave up. its easy to fall into self pity after significant losses. happens to all of us though. good on you.

Tried to dump my cash into PLUG but missed the end of trading day by 2 seconds and now it’s mooning FUCK

How did Kash land that?

>>61296453
+1.98%
can't complain

>>61296568
I hope Netanyahu is rewarding her very very well for having to fuck that guy.

>>61296536
Gratz to you too, Anon!

>>61296568
mandated mossad spy girlfriend

>>61296578
I want one :(

Plug power just double beat earnings

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/PLUG

How are we feeling this week bros?

>>61296453
+2.42%
People panic dump and im back to where i was last month.
Im switching to wheeling options now.

>>61295881 (OP)
I made $1250 today and I feel absolute nothing.

>>61296582
rapie

>>61296568
He redeemed

>>61296582
Im feeling that idolshitters are subhuman and should get the rope

>>61296529 leveraged Vix puts

>>61296529
OPEN CSP's and CC's

>>61296568
>>61296580
you know you've made it when the Israelis send their babes after you.
you know you're not long for this world when they send the dudes after you.

>>61296565
Not gonna lie, it hurt and was hard to recover from.

>>61296581
tell me when theyre back up to 20

ASTS post .45 loss compared to .21 loss estimates.
Space bros what went wrong?

bynd bisexuals up 10% post market.

just doubled down earlier today

>>61296582
Right, of course.

Why didn’t I buy trumpcoin bros it just sounded too retarded

Invest in bobina's onlyfans

>>61296628
Should be good enough for another x3 in price.

>>61296453
-61%
I'll be fine

>>61295927
No his nvda "short" is definitely still open (short positions don't have to be reported, but the puts he purchased are definitely still held by him).
NVDA's only value was only ever as a stock-buyback machine: and they won't have enough cash from sales to be able to continue purchasing their own stock back at a premium (not even in those key moments where they'd need to in order to float up the price to full retail-tards).
It's all in the 10Qs, and its a mathematical certainty: we're past the point of no return.
The only thing that's going to give us a little bit of unexpectedness is the media, but only at best a few bumps on the way down.
The shutdown in the US has ensured that this will be near $100 by mid-December: the furloughed workers will have to sell their gambling ETFs to make rent, and they won't be able to "buy the dip" like they've been expected to in the past.
Party's over. The top was $212.

There's no way you can lose as a bull. You gotta be mentally handicapped

>>61296663
you lose when you get too greedy with the leverage dial

>>61296647
Because it was $70....

>>61296453
+4.37%
wall of worries, etc.

>>61296652
i'm gonna be pissed if my 80 ccs get called away this week and I have to buy back in again. Unironically a future thousand dollar stock

>>61296628
Rocket companies are only profitable in the long term if they are latched on firmly to the government tits.
See XXxpacexXXX and Northrop rocket division.

Do any of you frens do any of the Charles Schwab investing themes? I randomly started throwing money at some of the interesting ones like Precious Metals stocks and Space Technology stocks and I am fucking murdering. I just made another 3% per day and my gains are stupid for the stock market.

I don't know a whole lot about the stock market and come from years and years in crypto. I love the stock market, it's different but extremely fun. I also like it's so short. 8 hours, 5 days a week after a decade of 24/7 crack binges is way more comfy. Figured I would move money from crypto over to the stock market as the crypto cycle died in July. But am starting to worry that I'm making too much money on the stock market and don't want a knock on the door because I didn't check a box somewhere and didn't realize I was going to make so much stupid fucking money this year.

>>61296453
+0.9%

Everyone says you have to develop an "edge" to trade. Often times these very people are trying to sell an "edge". More often than not (always?) these paid systems are outright scams, or you're paying to be someone's exit liquidity. The 1% of you who actually have a successful system, how did you create it?

>>61296629
now only 3%

>>61296708
my system involves the many worlds interpretation and quantum suicide

>>61296708
i blew up 3 broker accounts and lost like 150k
gotta pay for your education
now i mainly theta farm and it doesnt work well past 100k but it covers my rent

>>61296708
my system involves peeking at the monad through deep meditation and astral travel while sleeping

>>61296708
Buy, hold, buy more, hold more, repeat

>double my money with an option
>close it
>it goes on to 12x by market close
should I end it?

>>61296708
You try bits and pieces and see what works, and then fit it to your personality. You will never make money trading someone else's system. The money is made in following your process.

All the emerging market ex.china ETFs are about 13% TSMC and 20% Taiwan overall. The one's including China aren't much better.

I don't see how Taiwan and South Korea really count as EM anyway but the concentration risk feels absurd to me. Am I being dumb or just noticing something?

>>61296708
don't fuck with leverage, and never invest more than you can lose. easy

BYND bros we are gonna make it. when is earnings?

>>61296708
>>61296730
>some asian quant doing arbitrage and hft with hedgie paid order flow
versus
>some guy with a rented lamborghini who knows the special candle stick pattern
I think news based trading and momentum is under appreciated. Too many focus on these precise systems when all of the stock market is just pump and dump games at every level.

>>61296708
Also notice none of them will EVER give a system/set of rules, even a historical one that lost it's edge and it doesn't matter now if they share it.
It's because they never had one to begin with. If they had a real system then why'd they sit in front of the computer hours every day when they could have automated it.
I am working towards a system and will place OCO orders at the start of the day for interesting tickers. Then at the end of the day I'll check my positions and close out any that somehow didn't get stopped or sold at a profit.

>>61296708
Technical analysis and having patience and discipline is the only edge you can have. Which can be learned for free

lol CoreWeave, burning billions of dollars and billions in nigvidia silicon

>>61296756
i'm niether asian nor a ta astrologist dint ever @ me or my sonwife again faggot

>>61296756
>I think news based trading and momentum is under appreciated.

I've tried low float momentum trading, but almost always catch it after the move has been made. Of course people are glad to sell you their proprietary scanners.

Anyone have any thoughts on ASST? Will this shit be pumped based on all of the involved players?

>>61296793
It's crabbing after the earnings. Is the maddness finally over or will the Nebius earnings, send it all back? What are the odds NVDA bails out Magnetar here?

>>61296818
and i missed out

>>61296824
you'll get it next time fren

>>61296824
all you had to do was hold...

>>61296818
Meanwhile I'm holding apple calls and it crab dumped all day

>>61296818
I do business with a few of those companies

>>61296581

I’m all in.

I bought SPY at today's close.

>>61296794
>i'm niether asian nor a ta astrologist dint ever @ me or my sonwife again faggot
Ah right I forgot the third type
>picking up pennies in front of a freight train
I'm sure that will never blow up in your face

>>61296804
>I've tried low float momentum trading, but almost always catch it after the move has been made.
I think trying to catch the initial momentum is a trap. So many bag holders get made in premarket. It looks like you could often catch better fills in the regular session without waking up at 4am and scanning biotech news.
>Of course people are glad to sell you their proprietary scanners.
Yeah fuck that. I look at what's my stop loss if I fomo (it's always some obvious resistance line), then say that'll be my fill. I think it can work enough times to be profitable. We'll see.

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>>61296015
>the common man is not meant to make it in america
>>61296168
>Taxes are made to eat anyone alive for trying to work hard enough to stop working before death.
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Sold my SOXL today. Looks like tomorrow will crab. What do with my cash?

>Leader Thune locks in agreement for shutdown deal to pass Senate tonight: PBS
It's over for bears

>already bagholding ASST
its so over

>>61296943
Priced in
>>61296945
>buying a ticker with ASS in it

>>61295881 (OP)
bobettes gonna have to a lot more than dance for my money, bear trap is sprung

>>61296952
yeah I know

>>61296945
Is it best to stay away from it?

>>61296942
you sold before having a plan?

>>61296952
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/FAG.F/

Buy FAGG companies

>>61296962
My plan was to buy contrarian to market movement tomorrow but looks like it will crab

BYND baggies...its over...why didnt I sell at 1.45...

Total American Death

>>61296967
Sunday morning I was arguing with someone who said they would be saved by the halal maket lol

>>61296972
why are you so mean to americans?

>>61296960
i dont think bitcoin will be under 110k by eoy. ASST will explode eventually

>>61296972
Based

>>61296054
SMGs will moon after the collapse because how useful they are in close quarters and how they use cheaper ammunition that is also widely used by pistols. Invest in SMGs

>>61296978
Brown id = poopjeet. They hate us cuz they ain’t us. Some of you are cool. Don’t come to the market tomorrow.

>>61296987
kek

>>61296967
The better question is why were you retarded enough to buy in the first place?

GAMB & GRRR rise up!

>>61296972
America is forever.

>>61296999
God Bless America

OPEN Army it’s only just beginning
5.1% stake purchased by Goldman Sachs
CEO Kaz Nejiatan tweeted he will buy 1 million dollars worth at the bell
Let’s fucking go the entire universe is connecting here to pump this bad boy
We even have Beyond Meat dying today and meme stock investors have to go to Opendoor man its basically the only thing left besides dumb GameStop.

>>61297016
Sorry forgot to post the proof

>>61295881 (OP)
>>>61277008
>>>61277516
>>>61277660
>>>61287671
bobina bros, she's real

>>61296091
you are a jeet

>>61295881 (OP)
>look at portfolio return for the past month
>crabbed
SO TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW
WELL THERE'S JUST AN EMPTY SPACE

>>61296964
My personal FAGG portfolio
Google Fiber
Alphabet
Google (ticker GOOG)
Google (ticker GOOGL)

>>61297060
kek

>>61296972
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEE

digits and sam altman goes to big house

>>61297072
rollin

>>61297072
You ape all into GRRR before earnings on Thursday and Gorillanna gives you this luck, what is your next move my smigga?

>>61297039

Who fucking cares you simp. We are here to make money. Bitches respect money. You wanna fuck her. You better be able to provide after you impregnate her. That’s all a woman wants.

>>61297090
Above all else women want a man with a sizable position in unprofitable speculative equities

>>61297089
Monkey milk

>>61297068
>never bet against America
Bro literally has a 33% cash position right now.

>>61297107
which currency is that cash on?

>>61297111
When he said "never bet against America", he was talking about stocks, not cash.

>>61297111
shekels

>>61297119
holding any US dollar asset is betting in america
there's a reason he isn't holding liras or euros or any other third world currency

short gamestop

>>61297072
Altman is a retard and open AI is a money pit but what did he do that's actually illegal?

>>61297127
>holding any US dollar asset is betting in america
Yea, but that's what you're saying, not what Buffet meant when he made the quote "never bet against America". Berkhsire Hathaway doesn't for foreign exchange arbitrage, that is why they are holding USD.

>>61297107
Ever heard of insurance float? Or the hundreds of billions in non public equities? Stick to crypto kiddy

>>61297119
And the vast majority of his equities and private businesses are in America. He literally JUST bought a US business for 10 billion in oxychem.

>>61297127
>holding any US dollar asset is betting in america
Yea, but that's what you're saying, not what Buffet meant when he made the quote "never bet against America".

>>61297147
Your point being? I don't own any crypto.

>>61297164
Your implication was that holding a large cash position was betting against American which it’s obviously nonsense. Betting on America doesn’t mean buying any company at any valuation at any time.

>>61297039
this is a pretty good money making idea
>be girl
>create a reputation for yourself in small investment communities (is /biz/ even small? i have no idea)
>pick some pennystocks to have your simps pump

>>61297139
Fraud

WHY
WHY DID YOU TALK ME INTO TMF
WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>>61297185
like what exactly?

>>61297186
Don't blame me, I shilled GRRR!

Only 8% of Americans have 1M that don’t include a home.

>>61297186
Don't blame me, I'm trading SOXL and soon tires.

>>61297186
>buying bonds in high inflation environments

>>61297191
Typical semetic semantics…

>>61296812
No such stock. But yeah ASTS is in a unique position. It's run-up is purely based on future expectations. Expect volatility until we see some real revenue numbers.

>>61297174
I am just providing the context of what Buffet was talking about when he made the quote "never bet against America," and that he was talking about stocks.
In the same shareholder letter he said "never bet against America", he suggested not investing in bonds (cash). Typical brokerage accounts store "cash" in funds that include bonds and treasuries.
https://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/editorialfiles/2021/02/27/2020ltr.pdf

>>61297204
being jewish is not a crime

>>61295881 (OP)
Why can't I have this /smg/? If I reach $1m in my portfolio can I?

>>61297218
You want a sex change surgery?
I'm sure you could get that done in Cuba for like, 50k

>>61297186
I bailed after the bullshit dump. Same shit happened last year. They should pump and yet they just keep dumping. I suspect this is an omen regarding the US dollar.

>>61297213
Should be… the power required to do what they want isn’t available so plausible deniability, let’s invest in OKLO. Oh that’s actually not realistic… Next will be thorium reactors most likely

>>61297213
Give it a few more years and it will be. Or did you think the online anti semitsm was organic?

Buttplug anons should have sold when it was up 10% in premarket

>>61297235
>Or did you think the online anti semitsm was organic?
What exactly is causing the huge surge in antisemetism recently?
It's odd

How will the stock market handle three more years of the orange man? Gains ahead?

>>61297242
of course

AI - Bubble?
AI - Scam?

>>61297247
not scam
just overvalued

>>61297242
I was pretty convinced it would never seen an all time high during his presidency during the tariff crash. But was proven wrong obviously

>>61297186
You're used to other boards where the anon who sneeringly says faggot and nigger enough times is presumed to have won the argument. Falling for that here will cost you money.
The TMF trade was good fun last year thoughbeit.

>>61297247
If you can see the distant future, new paradigm that will uproot and alter society irreversibly.

If you are short sighted there will be some casualties, companies and investors will be left behind as progress relentlessly marches on. OpenAI is the Ford, the first and most well known name but won't necessarily be top dog in 5 - 10 years time.

There will be a pets.com and an Enron but the industry and ancillary industries such as power generation will expand at rapid rates.

In summary, buy GRRR.

>>61297240
Europeans have a long history of giving jews power specifically in order to scapegoat them. You ever take a second to think about how exactly jews got into 109 countries?

>>61297285
to be fair jewbros have also been kicked out of plenty of muslim countries

Alex Karp walked casually across the polished quartz floor, the veins of native gold and platinum twinkling in the dimly lit halls of his throne room. The cold floor sucked the warmth from his bare feet, as he sipped the cool imported lunar water from a clear glass. Michael Burry lay on his back on the cold quartz floor, the pool of red blood sticky and grotesque against the white perfection of the polished crystal beneath. Karp strode confidently, breaking the chilling silence with the swishing from his polyester tracksuit, "So, you shorted Palantir, that was a bad move, Palantir has redefined American finance and passed considerable profit on to the public, especially the retail traders who normally wouldn't invest in these kinds of assets. That's a real and profound change to the way that things are done and Palantir has facilitated that change by providing a vessel that the every day person has been able to capitalize upon. By providing real defense tools that provide advance analysis of-"
"Shut the fuck up", Burry managed, coughing a fresh mouthful of hot blood onto his unremarkably autistic button down shirt. "You've been talking for twenty minutes already, just shut up".
Alex Karp inhaled sharply, staring down in frustration at the broken body of the antisemite before him. "YOU. SHORTED." Karp screamed down at him, the Israeli made glass cup in his hand shattering into Burry's face. Burry's tattered maw was silent now, dripping blood and sparkling with broken shards. The man the rebels once called the "Shorting Bear of Palestine" could no longer be recognized from the face of any other Nazi that Alex Karp had destroyed. The cool floor felt good beneath his bare feet and Karp let out a quick sigh as Burry gasped his last. The imperial march of the Israeli Empire echoed into the throne room, signalling another far away victory for Palantir over some rebel group somewhere. "With no shorters, the stock price can go anywhere you want", he said to himself out loud.

>>61297283

>>61297283

>>61297304
All Muslim countries were formerly Pagan, Zoroastrian or Christian nations, Islam is an expansive religion of conquest.

I can't fucking wait for Thursday, I will be redeemed and esteemed sirs.

>>61297060
Saved. ChatGPT is so gay, theres been a few times it pushes back and tells me Pepe is a copyrighted character, then I say its just similar or Apu and ut says Im done fir the day. Lazy stupid jeets.

>>61296748
Tsmc benefits from the NASDAQ so it pulls the entirety of the "emerging market" ETF or asia ETF. It's a way for ETF managers to attract retards with shiny gains.

It's hard to find real emerging markets ETF, you should check ETF about industry sectors instead of geography or type of economy.

Most people don't bother check the portfolio ponderation.

>>61296453
+7.53%
MP 9.52
PLTR 8.81
SOFI 8.25
NVDA 5.79
AMD 4.47
HOOD 4.23
GOOGL 4.04
TSLA 3.61
WBTN 2.25
CELH 1.73
META 1.61
Great day overall, but port has not completely recovered. Will need another day like this to push November back into green.
Took this dip to start a new position in CELH.