>on a call w someone
>"whos calling me"
>"ill text you"
>doesnt text me

why am i so undesirable.

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
Your Mom probably would enjoy this
Kids
Everyone
Everyone except kids
Casual players
Pro players
People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

I want to poor bleach in my eyes
MS-DOS
Bad, but playable.
Decent
Good
Beautiful
You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
Free
Buy now
Worth the price
Wait for sale
Maybe if you have some spare money left
Do not buy it
Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

Minimum
Medium
High end
NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
Significant brain usage
Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
Nothing
Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
A bit grindy...sometimes
Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
Better than nothing I suppose...
Average.
Decent.
Amazing!
It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

Game itself is one big BUG
Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
Few Bugs
You can use them for speedrun
Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
Long enough for a cup of tea
Short
Not too short
Depends on you
Long
Very Long
Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
One long, tedious grind
Better than mobile
Fun at first, but gets old quick
Consistently fun
Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished.

>>719722446
>Company of Heroes
>2 factions
WW2 had only 3 factions, so what do you expect? The only countries that mattered were Russia, Germany and USA.
>UUWAAAAAAAA I CAN'T PLAY AS MY FAVORITE ITALIAN PASTAFASOOL REGIMENT THAT CONSISTS OF AN ARMORED TRACTOR AND 3 HORSES

>>513996429
We really have reached a point in time where the only option left is to act like a nigger because whites are so surrounded its the only way we have left to even try to survive.
>either fit in or be killed

>>214173198
sei basso

>>106357078
Regular sex is boring, only hardcore fetishes + BDSM make it any fun, but 99% of women are not gonna be into that if you're an ugly incel

>>214108451
>One time payment instead of special economic zone with lower taxes

>>718840673
>>718840674
>>718840670
You guys are literally retarded. The point is that paid mods are fucking cringe and you deserve to be publicly ridiculed if you paywall your mods, especially if they're low effort shit like in OP's post.

>>718751276
>Earthbound "fans"

Reminder:
>There is no confirmation of a cease and desist letter
>Modder is a tranny
>Modder scrubbed his github
>Modder scrubbed his discord
>Modder scrubbed his patreon
>Modder scrubbed his kofi
Definitely the normal thing to do if you've done nothing wrong.

>>718710334
I've played for like 8 years and never used any sort of mod. Nobody cares about the gooner "cummunity" you fucking autistic niggers. Probably the same mouthbreathers that say MSQ dungeons are too hard. Unironically KILL YOURSELF NOW you absolute worthless coomer.

Can a lobotomized DoW2 enjoyer explain how DoW2 is good (where you control 4 epic heroes that can't fucking die and get rezzed insatantly, and maybe have 3 squads of infantry), but DoW3 is a MOBA (You have up to 3 hero units which take a long time to acquire and respawn, and most of the fighting is done by normal squads)? I seem to be missing something.

>>536048527
>Literally go into training
CHEACK
>watch as your lock breaks immediately
CHEACK
>when the Falcon/Skyraider does a maneuver
... but he always maneuver

>>718640476
>umm xhe is cheating
>...or is xhe?
>guess we'll never know
people really watch this guy?

I see xivtroons are having fun spamming our threads again. Time to take a break I guess. Will be back when you 41% yourselves.

>forced to wage slave 11hrs a day / 4 days a week in office
>day 5 i cannot do anything other then goon because I'm mentally drained
>only leaves 2 day weekend.

want to kms

>>213970177
>I'm sober bro

>>718433452
Also SC is an incredibly static (boring) game with nearly no randomness to it. There are at most 2 build orders in every matchup, no random maps, nothing that requires you to adapt. Pro players play the same 8 maps against the same 4 build orders, and the game is decided by whoever can micro 12 units better.

>>213925164
I sure hope so

>>718310273
>redditrim

>>718292226
>All choices lead to the same outcome
Why did nostalgiafags glaze this shit so hard?

>filename begins with IMG
reminder that these subhumans are jeets with iphones whenever you see that filename

>>717963250
Poors need to exist so society can function. Who'd clean the toilets if the polish got equal pay?

>Owlcatshit
I hecking love choice* when leveling up my character!

*actual choice not included, there are objectively best picks which you should always take and not taking them is just intentionally playing the game wrong.

>>60773189
>sublingual nano technology,

>>717768462
It's just the yearly exodus of wowbabs when the honeymoon period of the new goyslop expansion expires.

>>512466459
>reported death threats

I played DAO on release and it's a faggy single-player MMO with no Dice Rolls or other D&D mechanics. Fucking watered down trash button masher. Imagine going from NWN to that pile of shit.

>the Boomers in New Vegas being named Boomers is a social commentary on Baby Boomers
retarded

>>213066259
>people didnt like joker until heath ledger

>>716347641
Releasing the Epstein list under a democrat president would have just memoryholed it as MIGArats consoom more propaganda from the demented fat nigger.

>>511282421
Releasing the Epstein list under a democrat president would have just memoryholed it as MIGArats consoom more propaganda from the demented fat nigger.

Anime posters deserve the gas chamber. I don't care what team they support.

>nicest ass
>dern

>I can now browse GoG and Steam without seeing the most low-effort RenPy/DAZ3D/RPGMaker shovelware garbage made by third world subhumans
Let me guess, this is bad?

>movie about Andy Warhol’s life in america
>Warhol living in America by rammstein starts playing

>>212857493
Ik ben geen homo.
En iedereen kan lhbt. Of andere sex-identiteiten die ze er niet direct bijnoemen.
Al die sex spelletjes enzo>>>>>>>212856713
>>212857111
Weg met de troep die dingen nu zijn.

Why do Europeon commies hate the Free market so much? If you don't like it, don't buy (the license for) it.

>>127062480
>>127063136
>My Chemical Romance
>Jimmy Eat World
>Guns N Roses
>Green Day
>last row

>>212777834
>>212777980
>ha lasciato morire il filo per fare la sua edizione del cazzo

>>531257328
>plays one mech
>in every mode
>loses
>complains about the game
>spreads his complaints on this board

Yeah... I see the problem, anon. It’s not the mech—it’s you.

>plays one mech
>in every mode
>loses
>complains about the game
>spreads his complaints on this board

Yeah... I see the problem, anon. It’s not the mech—it’s you.

Doing research on drawing tablets is enlightening me, it makes me realize why artists are so cringe. They're all third worlders or fucking idiots. The IQ differences in youtube reviewers that cover PC hardware, audio stuff, and drawing tablets is insane. Hell even console hardware youtubers are higher IQ than these pajeets.

>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question

>>17830754
>we know this was an extant institution with a non-sexual character
Yeah famously teachers select their students on account of their beauty for non-sexual reasons.

If I'm autistic do I have to date autistic girls? I think they are annoying and they always smell bad, they are also always losers with no money

>>714510251
>YUM YUM I LOVE GUBMINT CUMMY IN MY TUMMY
Why are europeons like this?

>steal lots of shit in Kuttenberg
>Po-Po catches me
>fine of 8000 groschen
>Fuck you
>runs away
>an in game day passes and I return to Kuttenberg (quest related)
>guard catches me again
>oi mate have you got a loicense for that horse whistling
>fine is now 21000 groschen, says I killed a bunch of people
>this never happened
>am now Bohemia’s public enemy number one
Is the game trying to pin some random ass murders on me? I fucking hate this mechanic not gonna lie. It’s so janky and the guards will sometimes spot you even if you’re actively avoiding them

Wow was good when I had tons of free time and no friends. Wow is not good if either of those are untrue. Wow is fundamentally a game for losers to waste their time in.

Is Russia really that big of a market that they're adding samovar/cripple representation to MMOs?

Should autistic people reproduce?

>>713794738
No, I won't support european communism, thank you very much. The Free Market works.

>>713787032
>tfw paying 150€ per year for public transport

>>713784921
>Games could be played offline in 2005
>Somehow not possible to do now
Care to explain why, cocksmoker?

>B-BUT IT NEEDS TO VALIDATE YOUR OWNERSH-
I paid money, I don't care. Not my problem.

>>713711284
Retard moment.
If it was possible to make games play in singleplayer up to 2010, it should be possible now. There's zero excuse for retarded NIGGER devs to not support this.
I can still play Battlefield 2 solo if I want to. I can't do the same with newer Battlefield games. Fuck dev niggers and anyone who supports dev niggers.

>>713689294
>release cool game
>make it woke later
is this the new libcuck scam? glad I didn't buy this trash

I bought this rather plain tin can of band-aids the other day. Advertised a band-aid to cover all your nicks and cuts. Finally had to use today on a knife wound from dinner, and every band-aid is neon yellow, orange or green, and all say either "whoopsie", "ouchie!", or "that hurt!".

The fags have infiltrated big band-aid and they're selling us faggot shit under the guise of every day band-aids. Enough is enough.

>>508627642
Option B: Stop sucking yidsrael's cock like an obedient golem.

>>713558061
>>713558112
>first thing you do in the game is walk down a mountain where you have to press R2 and L2 to balance normad reedus and his retarded fetus or else you fall

>>212078219
>>212078308
>>212078328
>>212078370
Lo stato assoluto della lingua fecaliana

>>713520507
>blurs the line between video game and cinema
if I wanted to watch a movie I'd go to the theater.

>>508418174
>US GUBMINT RELEASES FAKE NEWS TO DISTRACT YOU
Fuck off glownigger and the dumb fuck niggercattle that believe this shit.

alright, it's time for the jannies to move this into /vg/. this isn't even morrowind discussion at this point, it's just tamriel rebuilt circlejerking. i like the mod too but you guys jerk off PGE and fanon wayyyyy too much.

>>528389382
>"Allegedly"
>being
>REEIIIZZIITSS
Come on, no shit

>No infantry
>Soulless visuals
>Atrociously ugly unit design
Yep, it's generic Sci-fi RTS time.

>>528197575
>top comment is a mexican

>>713164220
>RTS
>No base building
>No economy management
>Just spend mana to summon units
>No singleplayer/skirmish
No thanks, this is just a MOBA for tacticool tards.

>>211703428
christ.

>>713001213
>worse weapons
>worse enemies
>worse levels
>worse story
>worse art
>worse music
Great argument there, bud. I'd rather a few good games than drown in a sea of slop.

>>211606348
This isn't necessarily gay. Sometimes bros just horse around. This guy sounds like a fag for freaking out about a little grab and goose.

>Try to make Aliyah in 2020
>Kung Flu shuts down entire country + bureaucratic BS
>Try to make Aliyah in 2023
>War displaces thousands and fucks up economy; told to wait until things return to normal
>Try to make Aliyah in 2025
>The Blitz 2: Persian Boogaloo shuts down entire country
I'm starting to take this personally, bros

>American reacts to [european thing]
>*red arrow pointing to a shocked face with the word clueless above*

How is there going to be a "world war" when Israel owns everyone and everything?

>all gameplay clips are poopy playtime chase scenes
really fills me with confidence

>browse Steam workshop

>"Here's my mod that replaces a single 1MB texture"

>"BTW GUYS I REALLY WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT I STAND WITH UKRAINE