news: Boyd all star, Seiya and Busch robbed
stros (who are leading now btw)
Yankees fans really do be like that fr fr
>Skenes out after only 5 IP
I really detest the way the game is played these days
Why did ohtani and his /vt/ orbiters ruin /mlb/??
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kek tardians
https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1941856455826579513
do not reply to doyerpacos and astromiguels
don't reply to astromiguel, always reply politely to dodgerchads
>>149652937just about the only time they'll let him empty the tank is maybe a start in the last month of the season after they're eliminated.
got out of the jam with minimal damage
how the fuck did julio make the all star roster lol he's had a shit year barely hitting replacement level
>>149652937Yeah wtf how many pitches was he even at?
>>149652981but what about astroalphas and doyerchads?
>>149652954The leafs fight amongst themselves; now is the time to strike!
>/nu/ crying about all-star rosters still
oh, my days
>>149652937would you rather have him for 100 5-inning starts or 70 7+ inning starts before his first TJ
Happy Birthday Ohtan-ACK!
>>149653025TJs are a result of poor conditioning and shitty mechanics, Skenes doesn't have either of those problems
>2, 2, 1
so this is the best offense in baseball?
six and one third no runs yeah i like it
fuck both these teams desu
Dodger legend Taylor Trammell
fuck both these teams desu
ludacris roll out but instead it's dyin' out and it's about 'toids
Old Mets Yankees fan commercial.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLxb0bWRt1w
>Jake is hurt now
It keeps happening. Weโre just going to be a pile of bodies by the end of the season.
>>149652268Why are people posting this Suisei instead of the hot female one from the dance segment?
>>149653089Hey, Iโm in Houston, can I get your number?
altuve out = dodgers world series
>>149653139kek it really do be like that in chavez latrine
>>149653130Holofaggots running damage control lmao
Are we gonna play ball or what
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Doggies don't give up!
feels like vargas is gonna blow this huh m'sbros
this ramona's chili colorado burrito is hittin. Let's go Dodgers!
>>149653153It's a legitimate question. Girl is genuinely cute.
https://youtu.be/lhS9x4rl82c?t=2897
It's not like I'd deny the so as a joke comic. It's foundational at this point.
stupid conforto swinging on ball 4. Let em off the hook
why do announcers always talk about the "time run" when a team is down by 1? is that an old timey term for a "timely" run to tie it?
>>149653203mindset in a 3-1 count is you're getting a good pitch to hit usually
>>149653153holochads make ya seethe
>>149653218it's because you only need to score one "time" to tie it up.
>>149653156How dare you sir! How dare you! Max Muncy is dead!
>>149653203When you're swinging a bat as hot as Conforto you're not looking to walk...you're looking to do DAMAGE
What was this lil Korean dude swinging at lmao
>>149653218Do you also wonder why all of the african fellows call each other Monica?
โics be like i love being part of the serf slave underclass KEK
>>149653218New dodgers fan here
>>149653240pretty wild he has good bat to ball skills with some of the absolutely unhittable shit he'll swing at
Sub in Will for Rushing and Teo for Este next ab
>>1496532556th inning? Start the fireworks holmes!
>>149653235>GRINGOS >DYING >OUTYour nieces and nephews will be half white. We will never be gone lil bro.
>>149653089astromiguel doxed lol
>>149653255Did you say 18-1?
CHRISTIAN WALKER OWNS THE DOYERPACOS
The dodgers are not a serious baseball team
we gave all the monies to this guy
>be named walker
>walk all the bases
KEK
>>149653232oh i get it. thanks anon
Christian Walker, proud owner of Dodger Stadium
Can one of you cover my shifts this week so I can make a bunch of poorly edited mets-related photoshops? I drive a forklift, it shouldn't be hard.
Um doyers whats going on? Is all your bullpen this bad?
so the dodgers finally play a series against a team over .500 and they're about to get swept KEK
All of /mlb/ is behind the Astros.
Today we are ALL Astros fans.
>>149653218Because when there's a runner on base it's RBI time
>>149653309*outscored 30-5
>>149653318No. I hate both teams.
Front Office should take a closer look at players who perform better than normal at Dodger Stadium
>>149653318/we/ are not nor will we ever be astros fans
>>149653330nah. Scott has just turned back into a faggot again.
>>149653318don't care for the city, state, or ballclub tbqhfamily
>>149653337>>149653328WE ARE ALL ASTROS FANS TODAY
WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU GUYS
LETS GO ASTROS
>>149653352Speak for yourself faggot. Both these teams are frauds
WE ARE ALL ASTROS FANS TODAY
WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU GUYS
LETS GO ASTROS
>>149653318astros are hated because you are cheaters
dodgers are hated because we're the best team of all time and across all planes of existance
we are not the same
>>149653340but enough about your mom HONK HONK
>>149653368>best team27
how many do you have?
its so over doyerhomedepotpacos
An Astros victory is a victory for /mlb/
>>149653368the only thing the doyers are good at is losing the world series, most in history of MLB
>>149653377about tree fiddy
>>149653377t. sassy bridesmaid
Do not reply to doyerpacos and astromiguels
>>149653377>27 >
>how many do you have?
>Doyerchads graciously allowing also rans to post in their general
We should all give them a hand desu
27 rings. My team didnโt need to import Asian players and steal signs.
>>149653410poodrepacos also on the right
>>149653340>I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE>YO-DU-LAY-HEE-HOO
27 rings. My team didnโt need to import Asian players and steal signs.
Kek doyerpacos getting swept by the astros on hololive weekend
What self respecting Astros fan wants anyone else in MLB to get behind them? Screw the rest of you. being villains is much better than being irrelevant ever was.
>>149653400So, fewer than 27. Got it.
>>149653420What about 2009 World Series MVP Hideki Matsui who got you one of those rings?
>>149653444checked and you're welcome
>>149653447Pigroach allows us to dream
>>149653453new yankees fan here, who is that?
27 fucking rings you doyerpacos and astromiguels
>pirates sweep cardinals without allowing a run in 3 games
>travel to seattle
>fail to score a run in 3 games
what did they mean by this
Vtrannies will still never be women
>>149653450you got big bad Bob Manfred in your corner and a bunch of casual seething also rans here backing you. What more could you want?
>>149653450/mlb/ loves the Astros when they're playing the Dodgers
>>149653447Is that his job?
https://david-wu-softdev.itch.io/delivering-hope-hololive-fangame
(Fling that fat fuck.)
>>149653468Nothing since 2009
>BREAKING: The Washington Nationals have fired general manager Mike Rizzo and manager Dave Martinez, sources tell ESPN
Peff jassan
>>149653453Igawa
Irabu
Tanaka
also glommed onto Ichiro and Kuroda
>>149653468false flag dodgers fan trying to give yankees a bad name (which would be impossible considering the 27 rings we've won)
>>149653487We most certainly do not!
>>149653451Were you even born yet when they won the last two?
>>149653508bih we don't care about the yankees. don't act like there aren't plenty of fanbases here that actually hate you.
Wtf was Ohtranny looking for right there KEK
he should have changed his name to mookie batts
>scroll through /mlb/ threads
>no mariners suicide images
>verge of a sweep
something terrible is about to happen
>>149653502Why lol? This season is lost, why not wait till the off season
rain rain go away
cum back another day
>>149653502Surprised they'd fire Rizzo after that juan soto trade masterclass
Hey retarded cubfags maybe get a roof
keep your head up, Jankees
>>149653558it was the astros sweep
Great play there for houston
Absolute state of the gnats
>>149653565new owners finally feel like they're up to speed and want to do a reset with all their own people. it happens all the time.
Literal who's and nobodies making clutch hits and plays for my Astros. It's our year :)
>>149653591nah, there was no close play there
>>149653566Checked. Baseball is meant to be played indoors like they do in Korea and Japan.
Banda is on the mound, its joever
>>149653591Is that the sound of a Dodger fan shooting himself in the head after this series?
doyers should probably have fireworks or pedonight every night, that way their stadium isn't empty in the 8th
>>149653591>holotrannies be like
>>149653611Still leading the NL
>>149653618START THE FIREWORKS
>Mike DeBartolo will take over as interim GM for the Nationals.
>>149653618Or they could build a stadium that isn't a shithole instead of making believe they play in baseball cathedral
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it's finally over, thanks Red Sox lol
ALTOOOVES 3RD HR OF THE SERIES
>Doyers versus teams over 500
YIKES
>>149653621This is your world series though?
>>149653652what the FUCK fucking traitor!!!!
Dodgers need to look into getting some pitching.
>>149653640damn galveston has really grown since I was last there
ALTUVE HIT THAT FOR ALL OF US
HE KNOWS WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR HIM
>>149653661it's coming and this beatdown will help to keep from becoming complacent
>>149653621Your next 3 series are against teams that are above .500 kek
>>149653661glasnow might come off the IL in milwaukee, plus snell and treinen are making progress
>astroomars
>doyerjuanchos
>astrobaldomeros
>doyertinys
>boo altuve
>goes 6 for 10 with 3 home runs, a triple, a double, and 8 RBIs
>he still arrives to the games early to sign balls and jerseys for the kids
MVP of my heart
Altuve needs an IR laser to his retinae
>>149653675>>he still arrives to the games early to sign balls and jerseys for the kids*to fondle the kids
>>149653641Damn, I feel like Rizzo has been there for like 20 years.
>>149653672They'll be thrown into the meat grinder again and be out before the playoffs kek
So this is just LA Mexicans vs Houston Mexicans?
>astros were 33-28 early june
>now 55-35
/we/ will never win the division
>>149653684pedo projections
Astros vs Dodgers world series
Walgreens finally cleaning out and firing both rizzo and davie
>>149653689it was close to that I think, and he always justified his paycheck until last season
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS SWEEP PITTSBURGH
THE MARINERS WIN A SERIES BY SHUTOUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEAM HISTORY
>>149653702your pr spin doctoring convinces no one miguel
>>149653713he saddled them with a lot of underwater long-term deals also
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behold, the "legend pick"
>>149653735jints would be incredible with an offense
Sit the fuck down, doyerpacos
Why didnโt Soto make it in?
gg asstros
see you next year
GGs Astros, good luck with the Tigers
fuck you suck dodgers
1 run for the world champs
Depressed_Sports-Fan 17 points 6 minutes ago
This whole weekend, Iโve been laughing seeing Astros fans in here trolling.
We dislike the Astros because they cheated us out of a World Series. Astros fans dislike the Dodgers becauseโฆ.the Dodgers felt wronged by the Astros cheating? LOL make it make sense.
gg Astros
you're definitely there at top of the food chain
see you next time
i see the cheatstros are still cheating
doyerpacovtrannies absolutely seething kek
dodgers lost that july series, astros won that world series
what a fucking waste of time
Good game dodgers see you maybe in october
>>149653758We've hated the Dodgers since we were both in the NL West 60 years ago.
>Doyers>>149653659Never liked them, overrated team
Astros win!!
ggs Doyers
First sweep of the Dodgers in their own building since 2008. We played all 3 NL division leaders Cubs, Dodgers, and Phillies and went 8-1 in that stretch. All with some literal whos starting for us. Man stros are rolling.
Good series stros. That ASG break is needed
>>149653768literally zero chance doyerpacos will exit early
>>149653761Youโre sub 75 IQ or an Astroโs fan (same thing) if you ever believed that they stopped.
>>149653773astros are inevitable i fear
>>149653777wew its over doyerpacos
>>149653777Checked and hopefully true
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your 11x "legend pick" all star
>>149653788Lol this nigga mad
WE WON /MLB/
ALL OF US ARE WINNERS TODAY
REMEMBER TO THANK THE ASTROS FOR THEIR SERVICE
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>>149653777it's baseball anon they were on the ropes in the NLDS last year. anyone can win 3 of 5
>>149653799RIP Kershaw. Prayers to his family in their time of sadness.
>doyers get swept by a team starting cooper hummel, taylor trammell, and zach short
embarrassing
>>149653806No. I hate both teams
>>149653811Holy shit they did him so fucking dirty with this photo
>>149653786>>149653752GET SHIT ON FAGGOTS
NOBODY LIKES YOU
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nah bro dodgers lost this seires on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>149653771>doyerpacos knowing the Astros used to be in the NLgood joke lmao
Chihuahuas won the series against the Space Cowboys
>>149653779 based mayano poster
>>149653735>>149653799He deserves it if we're being honest. He's past the point of his career where he could get it legitimately, and he just got to 3000 K's. This is the last ASG he'll ever play in.
>>149653833>astromiguels pretending they were around when the Astros used to be in the NL
>>149653773And the doyers didn't even have to face hunter brown. It's our year breh
>>149653715so I'm rich enough to have a PR rep? based
Why didnโt Soto make it in?
>>149653745>admits doyers aren't making the WSgrim
>>149653866you do it for free. that's how ridiculously lame you are.
>>149653856born in 1975 bud
>>149653771you're replying to a doyers lifelong of 2 years
>>149653771>implying asstros fans know they were in the NLtop zozzle, nobody was an astros fan before 2017
>get swept by the Angels at home
>get swept by the Astros at home
The AL West owns the Dodgers
>>149653887>cringe_pepe.jpg
>>149653777Literally zero chance, doyerpacos will exit early.
Sorry doggies looks like the Rockies are a better team lol
>>149653877Astros aren't making the world series
people are still Brian Pecker posting here
>swept on vtrooner weekend
LITERALLY dilating
I want boomers off my 4chan!
astros won, now to watch mexico win the gold cup in my city
>>149653929Gawr. Gura. Curse.
>>149653899Doyerpacos just repeating other peoples posts again kek. Why are they like this?
>>149653907what was the story with this guy? must have had a genetic disorder or something
>>149653836All of the Space Cowboys are playing for the Astros right now, pls understand. You are playing the Corpus Christi Hooks in reality
astromiguels just repeating other peoples posts again kek. Why are they like this?
>>149653887and now you're trying to act like it's some blood ribalry because people are mad your team cheated got it
doyerpacos in a seethe kek
>>149653902>Astros somehow have more losses to the Rockies than they do to the Dodgers this season
>host gold cup final (usa vs mexico) in 70k seat nfl stadium
what retard did this lmao
game should have been in a 25k seat mls stadium
>>149653938he was also a chomo
do not reply to doyerpacos
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>>149653938https://youtu.be/F5tj2eWRuDw
>>149653935>>149653943What kind of new cope is this?
>inb4 seething ho-loli tranny reposts this too
>>149653958Why would they do that when they can sell 70k expensive tickets to CHIs and still sell out?
>>149653958CHIs and illegals shell out big bucks for Mexico games
Doyerpacos just repeating other peoples posts again kek. Why are they like this?
>>149653958Leviโs Stadium Niners?
>but the astros window was closed I watched them die
>>149653984I look like this and root for the astros
Why did ohtani and his /vt/ orbiters ruin /mlb/??
where is that bau bau faggot now?
>>149653958conCACAf only cares about chicano bux
>>149653993sex with slutania while she bullies me for being a dodgers fan
>>149654016Joined the 41% no doubt
>>149654064fill up my ass
Why did ohtani and his /vt/ orbiters ruin /mlb/?
>>149654079Chop on brotha
>>149654064fill up my ass with tigger goo
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team.
Doyerpacos can't stop being the resident lolcows
i don't understand why the league is choosing julio to get in the allstar game again. If any mariner deserves to get in it's Gabe Speier dude has been our untouchable lefty.
Why didnโt Soto make it in?
how many of my berds made the all star team
>>149654176Just brendan donovan
>>149654159>>149654167juan soso can watch from home
Good shit Astro, now I just need to borrow your offense to help us win this series ahainst Padraygers.....
>midwest shitters on espn
nah, no thanks
im hearing word on the street that the Yankees turned their entire season around with a single double play
>>149654133there are always a bunch of unhittable bullpen arms that don't even get considered for the all-star game
>>149653502>Firing the GM right before the draftWhat level of 4D chess is this
>>149654211Hey babe. Whatโs for dinner tonight?
>>149653944what's a ribalry, paco?
>>149654215SOTO
FEARS
BELLINGER
>>149654257can't sneak that one past someone looking for a reason to deflect from the substance of a post
>Losing to the Literally Whostros pitching staff
so when do the doyers play their next +.500 team?
So itโs basically LA Mexicans vs Houston Mexicans? Kek.
>trashcans unironically trying to police the general now
yikes!
>>149654255Iโm making burritos de barbacoa bebs.
>also rans gleefully riding shotgun to trashcans
cringe
Padstros own the doyerpacos
that fatass on the cardinals pozo is listed at 200lbs kek, off by at least 50lbs
>>149654372>padstrosManfred must put a stop to this.
>>149654331pretty sure its mostly poodrepacos
>>149654417no one cares doyerjorge
>>149654417everyone cares doyerchad
Boyd sitting these fatasses right the fuck down
>>149654417Cram it, fundie!
>>149654417doyerpacos kek
>>149654417it's a ton of shitposters that post here regularly including the usual suspects
>>149654349Thanks babe! <3
the ump in this cubs-cards game is dogshit. long zone and inconsistent
>trying to read a stats article on if TJ surgeries are on the rise
>hey, me and my sister aren't talking anymore because blah blah blah
quiet woman!
i like how the players smile and joke around at the bases. it's sweet. :)
>>149654610done been time
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wew that was a stressful half inning
>Dansby "$177 million and >.200 w/ RISP" Swanson
Guardians should like, give us Kwan and clase for like Cease and Suarez with Croney included. I'll throw in Alek Jacob in the trade.
>>149654697We can fix him.
>>149654514They finally shipped my bobblehead I ordered TWO FUCKING MONTHS AGO.
>>1496547453rd worst run differential in a series at home since they moved to LA. it was all mostly Casparius and Davis so nothing too concerning
>>149654569The conclusion? Nothing ever happens. The increase in velocity may contribute to a slight increase in injuries, but they are still within historical norms. The pitch clock has had no meaningful effect on injuries.
Look at the bright side, Hololive Night was a success again that other MLB teams are looking to collab with cover for the 2026 season.
that obviously hit the ground idk what theyre looking at, this game was already delayed
>Rizzo fired
Phillies found their next gm after this season.
>>149654796Kill yourself.
>>149654796Can't wait for Hololive Night at Fenway Park 2026.
juuuussstttt a bit outside
Boyd is parking rears and shutting yapholes
Managers should be allowed to beat up one ump per game
Boyd is taking it in the rear while working gloryholes
>>149654977Holy based and checked.
>>149654978typical fartinals poster homoprojecting their fantasies on a family man
Pages is asscheeks
how many passed balls this series? Contreras would never
dodgers win even if they lose you dont know what its like to be the best
has Busch emerged as the best hitter for the cubs?
don't call us that, please
Did that berd pitcher get baited into a walk
>Erick Shidde>>149655101still Tucker but Busch is developing really well
Explain yourself Rockies.
anyone know why SF-Sac is scheduled so late on a Sunday?
>>149655138seconding this
>>149655122completely forgot about Tucker for some reason
>>149655135>MRS. MET>CALL ME!
>>149655160just a friendly 2-run single reminder
Why are the Padres the worst team in MLB?
Cards looking defeated already
My Mets have won Two (2) WORLD series championships. So please STFU. Thx!
not like this berd hole bros
>>149655135Mr Mets tiny chode could never pls Mrs Met
>>149655192Nigga put your fuwawa pic back on
>Gayngers vs Fraudres
Who we got bros?
The game is going until 10pm isn't it
>>149654467so when does their losing streak end?
>2 innings
>53 pitches
This nibba is a all star?
>>149654784>it was the pitcher's fault the billion dollar payroll couldn't muster hits>1 for 20 ohtranny
sit the FUCK down!!!
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>149655361yeah, the line up didn't show up either
โics be like whatโs a credit score
>Dansby & Mallory Swanson Bobblehead Night
Who tf is Mallory? His dog?
โics be like im afraid to go to work picking fruit today kek
'toids be like my team sucks so I'm going to make fun of poor people
>Top 10 Auras of the 21st century
10. Felix Hernandez
9. Randy Johnson
8. Aaron Judge
7. Albert Pujols
6. Ichiro
5. Derek Jeter
4. Manny Ramirez
3. Shohei Ohtani
2. David Ortiz
1. Barry Bonds
>Notable Aura-lets
Mike Trout
Alex Rodriguez
Miguel Cabrera
Carlos Beltran
Clayton Kershaw
Max Scherzer
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>mic'd up
>>149655512Bellinger's aura on the dodgas was top notch
it's the wholesome big chungus mic'd up segment
>>149655512thoughts on Altuve's aura?
>>149655512https://youtu.be/f3UQKEt87Mk?si=DIoFfXgYJnFCfbng
How many of you are married or have kids?
>>149655540>5 foot 4>auramaybe in horse racing
>>149655512It pisses me off to accept Trout's placing but this list is indeed correct.
Getting spanked during a mic'd up seems to be a trend
>>149655512>most slurped off MLB cashcowoof
>in game interview
>team starts getting railed
Sad.
>>149655599Doing it to the SS is dirty.
>>149655573why are those exclusive?
Pujols was an aura-let that the entire league went out of their way to rightfully venerate in his final season and a half.
have micc'd up players ever said ANYTHING of value?
swear to God, across all the sports I've watched we never get anything good from the on field interviews
only kino is when they fuck up some easy ground out when on mic
>>149655702Pujols had aura and I miss the guy
No more cubes no more!!!!!
>>149655702and Felix was a child and Ortiz a n attention seeking glory hound
>>149655702He had aura on the cardinal, once he got paid it all evaporated
>>149655512Good for Albert's Poohole.
Fucking ump cocksuckers! He needs to die !!!
>>149655771ain't taking shit from you of all people
Fuck you ESPN for making me miss this game.
I can't even buy your shitty service in this country.
This has to be the most embarrassing mic'd up I've ever seen
even with the insane Umpball the cubs are ass raping the cardinals!
>>149655795mlbwebcast dot com
Please hit a foul ball off the first base umpires head. I want to see him bleeding out of his eyes and ears!
>aura
shut the fuck up you fucking zoomers.
Nice catch bahahajajaahahahahaajaajh
Hopefully someone on the cubs has the cahones to blunt force traumas that 1st base ump to death with a baseball bat.
>>1496558554chan has had SOVL vs SOVLLESS threads for like a decade now
>>149655999and it's never been cool
>>149655999>faggots for a decadecongrats