Thread 213058584

>>213058584 (OP)
HEY TRASHCAN HEAD

>>213058584 (OP)
>Sue solos Galactus while the three men helplessly stand around watching
Brilliant Feige.

>>213058674
He looks like a marvel ultimate alliance cutscene

>heroes power is can stretch
>get hurt by being stretch
the fuck is this shit

>>213058674
Pretty sure that’s comic book accurate, she’s supposed to be the strongest
The main point is that mama bear’s wrath was awakened, regardless. There was an indomitable enemy that only the most powerful F4 member in her most dire extremis could have taken on, and she literally died doing so
Retarded chud

>>213058720
Cope troon. She's the strongest. But she's not overpowering Galactus strong.

>>213058584 (OP)
>be Galactus
>master of the Power Cosmic
>you can do anything
>you can turn Reed into bubbles, take over his mind, blow up the city, anything
>grab stretchy man and stretch him
Bravo Feige

>>213058584 (OP)
Maybe if the F4 got Galactus laid he wouldn't be so cranky

>>213058745
She is when he’s kidnapping her child nn nuts
Ever heard stories of average people lifting cars off loved ones?

>You will never be an Avenger
ACK!

>>213058584 (OP)
Isn't reeds whole thing that he can stretch?
Thats not much stretch

>>213058787
I typed “numb nuts” but this site is wigging out rn

>>213058787
>She is when headcanon

>>213058757
>hey vanessa, go put on your fantastic 4 outfit

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674
reed has always been depicted as a weak cuck desu

Stretch the hell out of Mr. Fantastic!

>>213058819
No…… retard. Headcanon is not a word that describes what literally happens in the movie. Try a different buzzword

>>213058755
Galactus does almost nothing in this film but stomp around. He comes across as just a big dumb giant.
Absolutely hilarious seeing the MCUfags insist the was done justice.

>>213058584 (OP)
If you think this is cool you're never allowed to complain about that Legolas scene from the Hobbit ever again.

>>213058850
I thought you were justifying the film's ridiculousness with comic shit. But Ok.
Like I said, Sue overpowering Galactus is idiotic. Just more feministslop from Feige.

>>213058835
kek, this fucking panel

>>213058835
Reed Richards, the cuckest man alive.

>>213058835
no way thats real LMFAO

>>213058862
Nobody cares about the comics, that’s what your type will never understand. You’re on an intellectual level that holds comics as your personal Tolstoy and prioritizes fidelity to muh source material above all. Most people just want to see a good movie. They do not care that in Fantastic Four issue #1474 it’s EXPLICITLY demonstrated that Galactus blah blah blah.

>>213058835
>>213058916
What the FUCK is this shit?? This is just a straight out cuck fantasy. Marvel comics are fucked.

>>213058835
>>213058909
>>213058916
>ultimate universe
That's not the Reed that matters.

>>213058717
Yeah, he wasn't even that stretched out.

>>213058906
I’m explaining that people in extremis can achieve beyond what they normally would and that you’re misrepresenting what even happened. She didn’t pwn and T pose on Galactus, she literally killed herself just to be able to push him through a portal. You’re a /pol/pozzed idiot and should stay on your containment board

>>213058835
>>213058916
is cuckoldry and turning x character a minority the only thing capecuck comics can do to bring attention to them?

>>213058909
he looks like he’s from an advertisement for either a sega console or a really sour candy

>>213058584 (OP)
>B-b-but recent comics have her beat everyone and show Reed getting his ass bullied!
Okay?
I read Lee and Kirby.
Reed is the leader.

>>213058584 (OP)
What the fuck is this perspective
>Galactus looks like he's huge and clearly past the building
>he takes like 4 steps as the camera moves closer
>he scraped the front half of the building

>>213058989
Fuck off troon. I don't care what kind of horseshit excuse you can come up with. Sue should not be able to overpower Galactus as she did in the film. If her shields held up against him for a few seconds. Ok. But throwing him back hundreds of feet while he flails around helplessly... lmao no

>>213058787
>muh mommy lift car off baby wank
Truly one of the most contagious urban legends

>>213059055
You can keep /pol/posting but you lost a long time ago

>>213058942
>good movie
>marvel

Anon that's just being silly. The entire selling point of Marvel movies is so normies can feel smart, get marvel tattoos and debate it. Normie "good movies" is shit with Jack Black and The Rock tm

I don't know what you guys are complaining about, I think Sue looks fine.

damn capeshit sucks

>>213058584 (OP)
is just the rip cam or the cgi look like shit as usual?

>>213059043
The Jeet CGI artists these new movies are outsourced to are incapable of maintaining consistent scale

>watermark goes with the stretch
kek

>>213059094
uncanny

>>213059089
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Keep drinking the feministslop.

>>213058995
Pretty much. She also fucked black panther back in the day

>>213058584 (OP)
Why the fuck would Galactus be on the planet at all? That makes so sense.

>>213059063
I could on and on and tell you about the physiology and how adrenaline combined with love does this and that but let me just say this.

>I was that baby.

>>213058962
he gets cucked in every universe bro

>>213059161
Galactus can change his size, that said, why the fuck would he choose to be THAT size instead of fucking ginormous or human sized, why is it ALWAYS some slow moving king Kong shit

>>213059202
Namorfags should all be executed.

>>213059227
That’s what I mean. Why would Galactus care enough to shrink to that size and walk around the planet? He’s there to feed, not build a summer home.

>I could on and on and tell you about the physiology and how adrenaline combined with love does this and that but let me just say this.

>>I was that baby.

>>213059202
every single character gets cucked in comics

>>213058584 (OP)
>random body horror
weird choice but ok

>>213058787
>S...She got powered up OK?!

>he just stretches his limbs
>gets hurt when stretches too much
fucking lame
I want to see Reed shapeshifting into an eldritch abomination

>>213058674
Sud doesn't solo Galactus. It's all CGI. It's all fake

Galactus w/ postpartum could solo them

>>213058674
Is it really that hard to have all 4 of them push him back?

>>213059332
Yeah it’s called rage, it happens to some people who leave the house and experience life

>>213058720

Galactus in the comics would break those shields instantly. They're amts fighting the sun.

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674
this is obviously fake and not from the actual movie

>>213059227
This MCU Galactus doesnt seem to be able to change sizes at all. Not once in the movie is he shown drastically growing or shrinking. Happy to be proven wrong though. He just happens to be the size of a human skyscraper. He also doesnt eat planets, he uses his big spaceship to ram into it and smash up all the pieces into lava that get fed to him into the tubes on his back.

>>213059263
>>213059227

In this version he's just at that size permanently and he rides around in a giant ship that actually consumes a planet and processes the raw material.
It's shown in the movie.

>>213058962
Doesn't that Reed turn evil and blow up the ultimate universe? for getting cucked?

>>213059361
Stop watching out of context webms and thinking you’ve figured out how the movie is dumb. No, they can’t all push him back because the others need to rescue the baby from him at the same time.

>>213059334
It is odd how many times Reed gets overstretched, you'd think they'd opt for more of a ripping or tearing. Didn't the original movies do some shit where they freeze and shatter him? That seems fine

>>213059392
So then this is utter shit.

>>213058787
Galactus created the silver surfer and eats planets. Sue storm shouldn't be able to do shit to him no matter how mad she is. Keep coping lmao.

Are they going to humiliate Downey junior

>>213059388
>he's never shown growing or shrinking
I swear I saw him way fucking bigger in space in one of the trailers

>>213059378
Yeah but this isn’t a comic

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674
What exactly does a director do with CGI slop, stand behind the pajeet animators and tell them “yeah and make him stretch and cut to his scream yeah yeah now make the building fall down heheheh”

>>213059423
The emotional register of a mother giving her life to save her son is more important than your autistic comic book accuracy, especially considering this Galactus is clearly not the same as in the comics
The truth is your type gets mad any time a woman does anything in a movie other than show tits. It’s tiring

Let me guess: Uatu the Watcher, the guy who saved the Fantastic Four in the original story, is NOT in this movie.

>>213059536

get laid nerd

>>213059493
>loses the fight
>resorts to gaslighting
You’re a failure of a human being.

>>213059493
>She's strong in the comics!
>Not that strong.
>...Uh, she got powered up with mom power!
>That's still ridiculous.
>W...Who cares about comic accuracy!

>>213059426
how much more are they going to humiliate RDJ? that's the question.

>>213059568
I don’t even want to respond to this and make you feel like you even deserve some sort of back and forth, but just so you know this post is frighteningly detached from reality and you’re dangerously retarded

>>213059639
This is a Disney employee post if ever I've seen one

>>213058704
The Marvel Ultimate Alliance Galactus was way better than this fucking abomination.

>>213059639
lol he’s the same guy who told me earlier itt that my description of what happened in the movie was “headcanon”. ?? Now you’re “gaslighting”. He’s just dropping this random ass buzz words like they’re trump cards

>>213059663
>I'm frightfully concerned with your opinion therefore I'm ceasing mutual discussion at ONCE!
How did society get here?

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674
>we now live in a timeline where DC is mogging Marvel
What the fuck happened?

>>213058674
How gotten to are you sensitive faggots?

>>213059691
>bringing up Trump
go back >>>/pol/

>>213059703
No idiot, you’re responding to someone who clearly blew you out by saying “you lost” and then also “you’re gaslighting” and furthermore “Y-you’re a failure of a human being!!” You exist in your own world to a dangerous degree

>>213058835
only when he's white like you.

>>213058584 (OP)
This is going to do Iron Man numbers in India.

>>213058787
Heard stories, yes
Seen proof, no

>>213059743
You dumb faggot I'm not the same person.

>*woman appears in my path irl*
>Nice feministslop!

I'm actually in awe of how bad this movie is, the 00s F4 might as well be The Godfather by comparison.

>>213059725
Yeah, it's just a coincidence that the female characters all get glazed and end up being the most powerful characters. Nothing to see here.

>>213058584 (OP)
do cape enjoyers like this mr stretchy hero? what's the appeal? in a universe with many heroes with actual cool powers, why would anyone give a damn about this character

>>213059802
Ok. It’s going to continue crushing the box office and getting rave reviews meanwhile

>>213059785
Amazing what a third opinion does, isn’t it?

>>213058584 (OP)
My power?

Yeah, I stretch out about 4 times as much as a normal human...

>>213059820
You’re asking this in a world where One Piece is the most popular anime of all time

>>213059401
I saw the movie, ya idiot. I saw the whole precious context. I saw the writer's hand move to make this scne happen.
Having Franklyn in this was a mistake, and it should have been all four of them pushing him back.

>>213059803
Did you even watch the movie? The context of this scene is that she's a mother trying to save her child and this strains her so much that it literally kills her. The fact that you saw this and went "WAHHHH WOMEN!" shows fucking jaded easily triggered you are. You're a fucking child.

>>213059403
>>213059848
Has Reed Richards powers ever been written well in the comics?

>>213059863
Powerful, so if the scene was entirely different something different could have happened. Genius

>>213059833
cope harder chud

>>213059889
don't reed much comics but the only interesting reed richards ive read is when he's evil and he's science man

ultimate reed richards where goes evil and beats the shit out of everyone was the last time i cared about reed richards, even if his powers were retarded (i made myself EVEN smarter by stretching my brain!)

>>213059889
The powers themselves are never that compelling, but they're at least consistent enough to not show Reed streeeeeeeeeetch across the house just to grab a beer/take a piss and then show him being stretched like 15 feet and "AGGGGHHHHHHH I CANT STRETCH THAT FAR!!!!!!" At worst they like force him to stretch wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy far or wind him up like a garden hose or try and slice his ass in half.

>>213059888
>motherly instincts suddenly kick in that literally overpower an alien god that eats worlds
>next scene has genderswapped silver surfer push johnny out of the way to save the day
Yep, this movie is woke.

>>213059888
>N-No...the context is...her being a MOOOOOM!
Wew lad.

>>213059888
>she used her MOTHER! powers don't you get it?!
Somehow capeshit gets worse and worse.

>>213059841
Are you retarded?

>>213058720
Mama bear meme is stupid. Fathers care just as much as about their children as mothers.

>>213059888
>MOMMY POWERS
Sounds shit

>>213058584 (OP)
fucking kek
literal pajeet tier

>>213060005
Aren’t you?

>>213058584 (OP)
Why is everyone in this movie so fucking ugly? One eyesore after another.

how long until people start calling it the Woketastic 4?

>>213058720
>Pretty sure that’s comic book accurate, she’s supposed to be the strongest
That's why nobody buys your gay ass comics and the industry's dying.

>>213058787
You're speaking about hysterical strength, Eddie Hall was hypnotised into believing that lifting weights was saving his child's life, it's how he lifted half a tonne in weight for 6 seconds. The first man in history to ever do so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGaN66dcZEs

>>213060028
>Fathers care just as much as about their children as mothers.
Not in this movie. Reed suggests sacrificing their son several times to stop Galactus.

>>213060159
I’m so very shocked and, you know, like, amazed by this.

>>213058584 (OP)
both superman and f4 have borderline ps4 graphics, what the actual fuck is happening?

Kek. Why isn't Galactus just eating the Fucking planet!?

>>213058909
why he looks like peter parker KEK

>>213060040
ICE Detentioion Raft for him

>>213058584 (OP)
>giant character
>moves slowly for no reason
Hate this trope.

>>213060159
hope pedro gets the hate for that besides touching women to calm his anxiety

Just watched it. If anything, I'm glad Jack Kirby's ideas are being well-translated into the big screens, specially with how difficult it is to do so. Superman also captured many elements that could be traced to him, which is unsurprising given he has written quite a lot for DC, starting off with a Jimmy Olsen comic. I like how they portrayed Galactus, but I'd prefer him and his ship to be more colorful. That, and maybe having his arrival feel more apocalyptic, more flair.

Not a perfect movie, but I enjoyed it. The hating feels forced or artificial, if not an echo on the internet from bored anons.

>>213060040
gotta admit making a movie about pedro dying 1000 times different like final destination would be a good movie besides the current "pedro hate"

>>213060159
Sacrificing their son should have been a bigger thing. Why would the entire world and all the governments just sit back without trying to take the baby to give to galactus? People would be bum rushing their house every hour knowing that its the only way to save the whole world

>>213060334
>The hating feels forced or artificial,
>You have to like the newest capeshit or you're a grifter
Grow up.

>>213059852
luffy power its being shonen mc and its gonna beat le powerfull void lord beard by HACKin at the end of one piece of shit

>>213060334
>I'm glad Jack Kirby's ideas are being well-translated into the big screens
ohnononononono

>>213060334
Ohh great…. Who invited kotaku here?

>>213060449
who the fuck care about a jew vision?

>>213060395
Ah, but Sue gives a mediocre speech and everybody claps.

On the leak thread yesterday some anon said Galactus looks like a ps3 character. He really does lol

>>213060395
Agreed. I hated how they made Mr.Fantastic look like some horrible monster for thinking that. And to solve the dilemma they just make invisible woman go into an angry rioting crowd and give a lame speech and everyone claps. What's the point of even including that plot point at all?

>>213060545
galactus its literally that giant from dragon dogma 2 KEK

>>213059392
That doesn't answer the question of why he was walking around instead of remaining in the ship.

>>213060548
sacrifice the baby!
they HAD to bring it up/knock it down
it was kinda weak but about as good as they could do

the whole movie they had the -not our real Earth- excuse to have everybody with 1930's-tier solid worldwide morality

>>213060575
YOU just slap ps3 kratos with god of war 3 hud and fits

>>213059243
>>213058916
>>213058835

>>213060616
to get the BB

>>213060656
if you can manage to photoshop pedro face stretched here with "anxiety?" it will be perfect

I cant believe people are still watching this shit

Is there an in-universe explanation for why Galactus wouldn't be an Avengers level threat requiring the assistance of Thor, Black Captain America, and the other remaining faggots?

>>213060401
>>213060449
>>213060464
Keep seething!
>>213060545
The CGI was odd, this I can agree. It felt like 80% of the movie was CGI, which is ironic because they advertised a lot their physical sets. I think Galactus should've been a dude wearing his purple suit and having it be of high quality, maybe at some point they did so but decided to plaster the mechanical texture over him. The Silver Surfer though, that must be a bitch to portray because you can't just paint someone silver, and you always have to consider the reflective surface.

>>213060710
Yes. In the comics, it’s because.

>>213060710
He's just a big guy that is powerless without his spaceship.

>>213058755
To be fair, I'd do the same thing too.

>>213059536
A capeshit movie isn't accurate to the comics? Shocking.

>>213058584 (OP)
It would be pretty funny if Galactus slingshoted him like a rubberband lol

>>213058584 (OP)
AHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL ANXIOUS PLEASE FIND ME A WOMAN TO MOLEST

>>213060710
because he is beat by rubber reddit, flare man, a golem and a woman?

>>213060740
>you are viewing paid content

#MSheU

>>213060740
at this decade just put RTX and done

>>213059888
So what kind of propaganda is it? MARRY AND REPRODUCE, or "having children will literally fucking kill you"?

>>213058584 (OP)
the whole movie falls apart when you realize they could reverse-hostage the baby:

Galactus: give me the baby or I will eat your planet.

F4: if you eat our planet, we will teleport to the other side of the universe, you'll NEVER get the baby! we have science teleporter!

Galactus: what are your terms?!

F4: why don't we use science to figure out your problem and you can stop this planet-eating madness.

Galactus: y-you guys would try to h-help me? really?

cute Star Trek music: Captains Log, we made peace with Galactus

>>213060159
He never outright suggested it, although he thought of it.

>>213058674
Exciting action! Look at her just standing there!

>>213058916
Even the art is shit, people used to consume this? Lolmao

>>213058584 (OP)
>I haven't been stretched out this much since college!

>>213058717
I want you to imbibe 100 gallons of water without stopping right now

>>213058720
It’s a chud board, slop eating nigger

>>213060960
ultimate reed its peter parker more cucked and comical

>>213058916
When did comic books become cuckold training manuals?

>>213058584 (OP)
who the fuck still watches capeshit? also would be hot if galactus was a giant hot woman instead

>>213060792
Why did they nerf galactus?

>>213058909
>OH MY FUCKING SOI

>>213058704
Man, you’re taking me back.

>>213058674
I understand that the idea is that she's supposed to be activating "mama bear" mode here, but holy fuck the direction is horrible, it doesn't even seen like she's putting more effort than the first time she got pushed over. That's not how a scene like this is supposed to play out. Looks like they just took any footage they had of her acting like she's using her powers and put it here because they changed the plot during post-production.

>>213058584 (OP)
How the fuck do you retards still watch capeshit? They are all literally the same movie. How fucking brainless are you people?

>>213059243
>>213058916
Sue, do you need me to transform into a strapon so you can fuck Namor?

>>213060646
izs this from marvel ultimate alliance?

>>213061106
They keep tricking people

>>213061098
they failed to establish her over-exerting herself could be harmful, thus her "sacrifice" felt eye-rolling manufactured drama moment

>>213060703
>>213060656

>>213060646
desu the "bad movie with silver surfer" its more better and accurate i dont believe this giant humanoid with weird armor eat planets

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674

Never been a big FF fan, but this looks atrocious.

>>213058674
could've at least given her a cool fight scene

>>213061177
PERFECT

>>213058757
>surfer runs away after johnny talks to her
let's imagine your scenario happens
>jonny sacrifices himself
okay, so where is silver surfer? does she never show up again? you fags would complain about it. okay, so what if she returns. what does she do? nothing? you fags would still bitch because this super strong person does nothing. okay, so she returns and gets her ass kicked while reed stretchy suffocates galactus. you'd still bitch at how galactus loses to such a stupid asspull. you're an uncultured child. get off my board.

>>213060449
Yeah, not even close.

>>213061311
>okay, so where is silver surfer? does she never show up again? you fags would complain about it.
Literally nobody would complain about this lel

>>213061350
bullshit.

>>213061311
Cope faggot.
It's not my fault they made a brain dead script.

Still the best

>>213060126

Eh not hypnotized. He trained himself to imagine it.

>>213058584 (OP)
I thought that Galactus could swallow Earth in one bite like a Hershey Kiss. Why is he so small?

>>213061379
you wouldn't know a good script from a bad script if your life depended on it.

>>213058584 (OP)
>shoots him off to asia

>>213061408
And yet you're the one saying this garbage is good. lel

>that bullshit moment where sue dies for a second that has absolutely zero emotional weight because everyone has been trained by 47 straight capeshit movies to understand there are no stakes and nobody ever dies

It's always funny to see artistic merit get crushed by capitalism. If you pay for this shit you are supporting the death of a medium, directly

>>213061408
>Reed Richards plan is to teleport the entire planet away from Galactus but then realizes he could just teleport Galactus instead of the entire planet so he then changes his plan to lure Galactus onto a giant X after switching a baby carrier with Franklin in it with an empty baby carrier
>this is a good script!
I'd hate to see what a bad script looks like

>>213059167
>>213058787
The name of that baby? Albert Einstien.

>>213061486
quote where i said that. you're hallucinating.
>>213061543
how would you have written reed to handle it, wise guy?

>>213058584 (OP)
>pedro pascal
Shan't be watching.

>>213061543
>sue was able to make things invisible and she did not make the galactus trap invisible

This was great. Great writing. Incredible script. Fuck me I hope this movie makes zero dollars

>>213061555
>quote where i said that. you're hallucinating.
Then what are you arguing?

>>213058584 (OP)
>>213058674
galactus has such a gay design

>>213058584 (OP)
plastic man would tank that

>>213061629
as i said originally, you are an uncultured swine and your inability to understand my argument verified this.

>>213061543
Just like my hecking gay greek mythology with zeus!

>>213061438
He’s supposed to be able to stretch wide too and turn into a parachute but maybe the people that made this movie don’t know that.

better than the gah-lactate-us from the previous movie

>>213058704
Fucking kek, jeet cgi

>>213061935
anon the jews had a god prank story with the son of jacob before jesus prophecy even existed

>>213058674
Jesus Christ she's so walled and sexless. She looks like she runs a Democrat NGO or something like that

>>213058584 (OP)
>This is what was missing from Tim Story's movies apparently
Yeah nah, i'd rather stick with space cloud.

>>213058755
>grab stretchy man and stretch him
He was nervous and Galactus was trying to calm him down

Funny how this board is mindbroken by superhero movies. Keep seething.

>>213058942
Galactus being threatening and well-written would've made the movie better. What now?

>>213058674
this looks terrible
this was supposed to save the mcu?

Frey bentos

>>213058674
She looks so much less convincing in this role than Jessica Alba it's not even funny. And what are those forcefields, they literally look like a cheap rainbow filter?

>>213062187
Upvoted, gold starred, retweeted, and so very brave xister!!!

>>213062388
No its Gypsy ironman aka Doom with robert downey jr again

Wtf bro can barely stretch

>>213059422
He literally has a ship in the comics. You think he flies around in space like superman?

>>213062543
he is anxious he need touching pussy to perform

>>213058720
>>213058787
>>213058989
>>213059167
She looks neither angry nor powerful in this >>213058674

>>213058720
Human torch is op too.

>>213058584 (OP)
These people know that Reed Richards is like a walking super computer with infinite creative use of his pretty much indestructible limbs right!

>>213061669
No. You just don't have one.

>>213058584 (OP)
The movie was overall fine, not really groundbreaking. But that's part of the problem, having Galactus in it should make it have a groundbreaking story. They kind of defeat Galactus and then everyone cheers and they go back to being regular superheroes. Ok? This should set up something big like a merging with the main MCU universe.

>But Doctor Doom

Should have been an actual part of the movie and not some gay little credit scene.

>>213059833
Has F4 ever been successful in film

Holy shit this looks awful!

>>213062543
he is in his 40s. it happens.

>>213062753
Yes

>>213058720
Galactus is like omniversal and eats planets.
He shouldn’t be a Fantastic 4 villain with how overpowered he is. It’s like you’re putting 4 kittens up against Goku

>>213062753
Has F4 ever been succesful at all? Outside Doom and Galactus I don't think anyone ever gave a fuck about them

Does The Thing have any kino scenes? Is he a cuck like the Ruffalo hulk?

>>213062872
Not really. He's not up against a villain small enough for him to reasonably punch

Isn't Galactus supposed to be bigger than planets which is why he eats them? Why is he walking around on Earth?

>>213058584 (OP)
Its funny how everyone thought the rod Reed was holding was the Nullifier but it was just some wreckage from a destroyed cable tower he uses to scale Galactus

>>213062919
Lame

>>213062872
The Thing honestly does nothing in this movie, pilots the ship pretty well to escape Silver Surfer while they travelled faster than light in a wormhole, then hits some pillars to make sure Galactus falls down into the portal in the end

>>213062872
He's completely wasted. He does basically nothing.

>>213062986
Hold up really? I assumed it had to be a macguffin rod, he's stretchy, he has infinite friction.....

>>213062872
He spends most of his solo screen time at a synagogue thinking bout dem khazar milkers.
There's a running joke about people trying to get him to say It's Clobbering Time which he doesn't want to do.
That's about the extent of his personality in the movie.

>>213062738
My whole problem with this phase of Marvel is that it just proves that Doomsday is not going to be a real Avengers movie. Its just a set up movie for Secret Wars when I was hoping that they would do the set up in these pre Doomsday movies.

Obviously I was dumb to trust Feige to be competent

>>213063041
Nah it was never even brought up in the movie

>>213062872
Half of his scenes are him lusting over khazar milkers and doing groceries. He even goes to a synagogue.

>>213058755
He was having fun sight seeing.

>>213063130
What the fuck does reed Richards do in this movie?

>>213062859
They are successful in Marvel Rivals, specifically Sue.

>>213058584 (OP)

Would be funny if he shot him into New Jersey like a rubber band.

>>213058674
Invisible?

>>213062938
>Isn't Galactus supposed to be bigger than planets which is why he eats them?
No, he eats them to mantain the Power Cosmic, which is super op but also needs life as fuel.

he's usually building sized, if not smaller.

>>213063086

The clip cuts off does he smash the place down for the kids in Gaza?

>>213063311
anon, the Thang is a jew

>>213063160
>says a lot of big words about cosmic energy, alternate dimensions, Archimedes lever and teleportation
>builds the teleportation bridges they were going to use to move the earth to a new galaxy to run away from Galactus
>may or may not have worked but they all got destroyed by Silver Surfer
>gets stretched by Galactus by about 50 meters and it was enough to hurt him so he can't even stretch that far

He really didn't do much, we know he's smart because thats just cultural osmosis about the comic book character but he really didn't show why he's the smartest person in the world

>>213058584 (OP)
hard to believe there are adults who watch this crap

>>213063364

Which Thing? The rock monster golem or the shapeshifting parasitic threat to all humanity?

>>213063457
Both, but also none. Stop noticing!!!!

>>213061177
>>213061142
>>213059243
>>213058916

>everyone is off to kill the baby
>somehow Sue's storm changes everyone's mind with a retarded speech
>everyone then agreed to build massive teleports all over the world in order to tp the entire fucking planet to somewhere idk lol
as far as capeshit goes this was all around retarded

>>213063086
>the golem character is jewish
wow

>>213063086
I lost all interest in this crap. Thanks.

>>213063086
>golem slave visits synagogue and prays to talmud before getting ready to die for israel

They are taunting you with this imagery

>>213063517
Honestly the movie started off strong and relatively believable. But by the end it was like chatgpt wrote the script and it felt way too whacky for even the MCU.

>>213058674
Yeah. Absurd. Galactus is literally the power cosmic in physical form. He can move entire galaxys, resurrect the dead and even fought mephisto in his own realm and their battle was so intense, it threatened to rip the multiverse asunder.
>Loses to 'moma-bear' mode Sue Storm rainbow force fields.

I think we're done here.

>>213061543
Plan one involved not fighting galactus at all
Plan 2 was making the most of the failure of plan 1

>>213058584 (OP)
>his suit tears
motherfucker that shit is literally made out of weird quantum magic stretching atoms bullshit so it always stretches as much as he does.

>>213058584 (OP)
Why the fuck is galactus walking? He just lands and bitches come to him before he can set up his super slurpee straw.

>>213060960
Marvel's main artists were literally tracing for a long time.

>>213064195
normally his space ship would just grind up the planet for him but he lands to take the baby

>>213061311
let's imagine competent storytellers are in charge of the MCU. There's no good reason make the surfer a woman so he's going to keep his silver penis and testicles.
Now lets assume that silver penis is being forced down your throat. And lets assume that giant silver penis is making it very difficult for you to breath. And just as you think things can possibly get any worse the surfer begins tucking his silver testicles into your mouth until your cheeks are full of silver testicular orbs and your gagging on that dick looking like a fat human human chipmunk. What happens then?

>>213064915
Its weird that rather than selling badass silver surfer action figures for 20-30 bucks they're gonna opt for clearance dollar general SHElver HERfer action figures

>>213058584 (OP)
>my power is being le stretchy faggot
What a gay superhero

>>213065137
He didn't stretch so good.

>>213058829
"Kill... me..."

>>213062859
They were successful in the 50s when nuclear families were still a thing but fell out of favor in the wake of the X-Men and Spider-Man.

>>213058674
Why is the lighting always so gray and flat?
Like seriously, you've got a giant cosmic dude that eats planets. Could we make it look more dramatic than your average walk to the store?

>>213064915
There's no good reason for half the women in marvel. They have changed many characters to women for no good reason including captain marvel

>>213058720
>>213058674
>>213058584 (OP)
>we are STILL DOING the stronk wahmen meme unironically
No wonder cinema is dead.

>>213059536
Grow up dude

The reddit movie

>>213061384
Yeh

>>213065137
Luffy wouldn't be hurt from stretching this small of a distance. It wasn't even longer than the width of a street

Is he as bad as I assume he is in the movie?

>>213065795
He's the smartest and most competent person on the team, other than Sue

>>213065795
he's actually one of the few characters I liked, but not that he was a well written character. Just his scenes were cool his powers are cool

>>213058584 (OP)
why does it have ps3 graphics?

>>213065795
One of the better parts but weak as shit. This movie is the Sue Storm and friends movie.

>>213065795
He’s the only one that’s kind off good even if he’s not as funny as Evan’s torch

>>213065906
The cam quality really brings out some of the bad CG in the movie. I was watching it on a regular theater screen, no IMAX or Ultra AVX and for some reason I was seeing a lot of blurriness around Reed's stretch powers and all the time around Franklin. Even on the big screen things look suspect so the cam rip is even worse

>>213063086
Ok Israel i will go to war for you

>>213058584 (OP)
Is Galactus supposed to be that weak

>>213062938
He always does this.

why do they just not understand that no one fucking cares about the Faggot4 to begin with?
their members are boring, their powers are too goofy, their villains don't fit them
this is like the 5th time they try to make them a thing
no one ever said "reed richards is my favorite hero!". that's spider man, iron man, super man, batman etc. that's why those movies work.

>>213066184
Nobody said this about iron man before he got a movie that completely changed his entire character.

>>213058835
Wrong. Thats the ultimate universe. Never happened in the real universe. Regardless ultimate reed, the maker, is based too.

>>213066184
people didnt like joker until heath ledger
they loved miles morales
like >>213066207 said no one gave a shit about iron man until rdj put on the mask

unalive yourself dumb frogposter

>>213066207
Not fucking true. Iron Man was in video games and wider pop culture way before his movie. Iron Man had a cartoon IIRC. The Fantastic Four never made that cut until it's time to make a movie nobody wants to retain the film rights.

>>213066259
>people didnt like joker until heath ledger

>>213066291
>he thinks joker is popular because of this old queen

>>213058584 (OP)
Should've shoved Mr. Fantastic down his dickhole

>>213058584 (OP)
This looks awful

>>213065352
>Why is the lighting always so gray and flat?
its much worse cuz its a cam recorder

>>213060710
This is another universe, not the Avengers universe. The Fantastic Four are the only heroes.

>>213065352
Something something cgi requires the lighting to be flat to make it all look decent for cheap. They basically take all the color out of the digital footage and add it back in because that makes sense.

>>213066184
I agree. The problem is that both Incredibles movies made a shitload of money. I2 did over a billy. Fiege thinks there's a market; especially if he can shoehorn some cinematic universe bullshit in. We'll see if he's right.

>>213066259
>Just keep on rebooting Mr.Fantastic until he becomes a thing!
No. People dont like him and hes never going to be a thing.

>>213066284
FF had the same shit cartoon during the same era as Iron-man you fucking retard. In fact, they had 2 different cartoons in the 90s. On top of the 60s cartoon, and The Thing solo.

In the 90s no one gave a shit about Iron-man. It was 100% Hulk, Spider-man and X-men.

>>213066498
People gave a shit about the Avengers and Iron Man was in the Avengers. Nobody ever cared about Fantastic Four. Never.

>>213063086
Yeah I'm thinking Superman won

>>213060575
looks a bit like my uncle burt

>>213066528
No one gave a shit about the avengers in the 90s. No one even know that the marvels justice league counterpart was the avengers. I dont give a shit if some comic book nerd did. Culture outside those circles never ever gave a shit.

I repeat again. It was all spider-man, x-men and hulk. No one gave a shit about FF or iron-man, they were all class B. Thor, captain america, ant-man even being class C. And the avengers were in the C class. Not a single time were they featured as THE AVENGERS in x-men tas, spider-man tas, hulk tas, iron-man tas or the 2 FF cartoons. it was always individual cameos. even in SM secret wars they werent the avengers.

>>213066678
I will bring it back to the original point and say that Iron Man had zero movies and then everyone liked him when he had one good one. Fantastic Four has had multiple movies multiple times and if anything people like them worse now than ever.

>>213059493
>The emotional register of a mother giving her life to save her son
Is less relevant than a man taking a shit.

>>213058674
>I hope he can see this because I am doing it as hard as I can

something about this movie just doesn’t look right and I swear it’s not just the cam rip

>>213066041
ffs put some pants on galactus

>>213066734
Sure. Thats what happened. He was a B lister until the movie. The movie character is not even Tony Stark. It was Quirky mcQuip Downey Jr and later that new character was retrofitted into the comic books. It was a very succesful reinvention, not unlike the GOTG, who were nothing like the comic books and now the comic books are more like the movies.

But yes, people liked him in just a single movie.

>>213067179
How many versions of the F4 do you think it will take before people like them?

>>213066895
Jack Kirby thought cosmic gods should wear skirts for some reason.