Thread 149566232

All star starters edition

jays

Jays

Dodgers!

Soler is still ass

clayton kershaw

>baez and PCA are all stars
kek mest

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566262
don't forget skubal

>get home
>mets are 5-0

>>149566265
the worst blow is freddy

>>149566232 (OP)
>lindor over elly
ew

>>149566232 (OP)
desu I think Michael Busch deserved the spot

The AL team is pure sovl

Take the ankle weights off happer

Cubs, you will take Cease and Suarez, give us prospects and you will like it.

>>149566289
he's looking at deez nuts

KEK EL NINO CACA

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

its a good day

>>149566232 (OP)
Uhh.... where's soto? Mest sisters?

so when do reserves/pitchers get announced?

>>149566310
andy pages is better this season

>>149566310
>one joto

Soler is so ass, get him off this team. Put Campero out there

>>149566232 (OP)
One Seiya pls

>letting bohm get a triple
yikes

>>149566321
Already happened. Looks like you didn't get picked :/

>>149566336
FUCK its over mebros....

>>149566310
He’s a secondary

>>149566310
>his $700m player can't crack the all star starting roster
kek, kekini even

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566310
salty stank fans voted acuna over him

>>149566310
>juan so-so

>>149566232 (OP)
The AL is dogshit and were taking the pendant again.

Welcome to MLB, Núñez! Don't feel bad about giving a run, these ninjas ain't gonna score. So don't feel bad.

>>149566362
>26 years old
yeah fucken right, that fucker is 30 at least

Toasted without comment

Please stop bullying the new york mets baseball team.

>>149566382
>ninjas
This isn't reddit friendo you can say the meanie word

>>149566362
100% he lied about his age

>>149566382
giwtwm

>>149566391
I had no opinion on the mets, but the k-pop spammer made me hate them

>>149566387
>mest

>give the Guardians the juiced balls
bahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Why even watch this “sport”

>>149566362
If acuna started the season healthy he'd be doing insane numbers. He deserves it more than the sell out. This is coming from a meriners fan.

Kikuchi bailing out Soler for his shit defense

>>149566409
I thought he was a doyers paco? >>149566414

Drill the faggot in the head

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566401
You can't I've been warned here before

>jump in front of the pitch
>get awarded first base
ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhah
Thank you based umps

>>149566310
不安・外

蚊帳の外

Which one is his wife?

Sit the FUCK down you motherfucker!

>>149566476
kek!

>>149566491
that's very vulgar, anon

Clayton Kershaw

kek machimpo

CMO has such good discipline for being so young.

>>149566409
Me too

yankees cap spotted at the mets game lel

we all love baty's golden hands

>>149566539
Really? You not a fan of the koreans?

Well I absolutely have no faith of them winning this game, so GG Phils. Offense sucks, Tatis Jr mopey again, Cease is just sucks, our catch catchers are old and ass. It's all horrible. At least we get to see more Núñez.

The Yankees-Jays game has been going on forever

Jaysbros...

>>149566485
hopefully the one that is a good mother

>>149566555
nice digits

>>149566556
It’s ok babe. Btw, what’s for dinner?

>>149566409
Remember when kpop stans were fighting the big bad right wingers on Twitter with their spam? They got flushed out of there when it became X. Metsfag is probably one of those

>>149566584
Without a doubt.

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566584
I mean im a leftist so idc about that, i just hate spam in general and the k-shitter is being annoying as shit

Someone post the link to the 'cord.

>>149566555
He just posts too many times.
He should post less.

i was a fan of the mets until hot women starting getting posted, then i realized the braves were more my vibe

>>149566584
Based I love X, the everything app.

'cord em

>>149566350
Post season choker
KEK

>>149566615
i think you were right at home with the mets

>>149566617
X I base everything, the love app

>>149566324
something that looks like that could be oozing out of her vagina and i'd still bury my face in it

Jays about to blow it

>>149566638
I'd pay good money to make that happen

>>149566638
begone simp

ah shit we /bunt/ now

>>149566638
anon please, have some standards.

>>149566638
that would be vaginal yeast infection and i seriously doubt you would want your face in there

>Shildt over using bullpen

Come on, at least let Núñez finish. You guys ain't gonna score 4 runs lmao

He’s Mixed-Race Tyrone until further notice

Uh oooooooh

oh my goodness

Jose what the fuck man

Faggot. Liner go the pitchers head will show him

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566666
aww man i wasted quints

>>149566666
big digits wasted on a man who hates sourdough

stupid fucking leafs had one job

>>149566584
That's how it happened, that's helpful.

>>149566663
sorry, it's been a few years

Astros baseball time. The injury ward keeps growing and our medical staff haven’t been audited yet.

don't let us down blow gays. the respite from skankee slime posters has been nice

Panamanian parade cancelled

Reminds me of Chad Green almost blowing a 7 run lead earlier this year

>>149566712
hope your gay team loses

Berios just shit the bed

I think Stott was safe should have challenged that.

>>149566729
>Score 6 in inning
>Still behind

Altuve now 2nd in hits in Astros history, surpassing Bagwell. Only Biggio, who is part of the 3000 club, has more.

thank gosh this didn't happen yesterday

stankees

>>149566742
Rude

>>149566732
I was here for >8-1 just part and parcel of being a Jays fan

>>149566756
the fact they knew not to so fast means it must've been clear

>>149566787
who/what is gosh and why should I be thanking them/they're/xir

It is very possible my angels do not score again, going to need the bullpen to hold this lead until the end.

b2b and were so back brewbros

Clayton Kershaw

What are your guys' plans for fourth of july?

blow gays

can we not blow this i was having fun

>>149566822
Stay home, watch my neighbors set off their illegal fireworks. Probably make some hot dogs and drink some beers.

stankees?

>>149566822
eating ass and taking names

>pop fly
>it goes 400ft
That’s Colorado for ya

>>149566822
watch the sandlot and eat some burgers

>>149566822
based sara underwood posting. Im probably just gonna kms.

>>149566628
Please delete this.

Blowta imaDFAa

>>149566822
now THAT is a nice TUSH. I love a nice tush.

>>149566777
checked

>>149566836
Jose absolutely panicked and let the game get away from him. Schneider made the mistake of not slowing the game down enough for his pitcher. Both Gausman and Hoffman already had similar moments earlier in the year.

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

CES crushed that ball. Did it leave Fenway?

>>149566822
headin up to the country estate to check on the farm equipment

Ingelsias bro, you are a so dogshit man. Everyone on this team is so dogshit. Man odd years aren't our years.... GG Phils.

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566822
I'll be in NY and catch the Saturday game.

When American say "Yamamoto", I hear it like "Yamamoro"
If they say "motocross", do they pronounce like this?

Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149566937
>>149566927

>>149566914
poodres are so shit that i'm losing the enthusiasm to shitpost when they lose

Anthony Siegheiler

>>149566822
Going to wake up at 4am and continue to stretch out my foreskin for two hours.

I unfortunately gave myself Phimosis as a teen. I got a cut by masturbating so much, when it healed it didn't heal correctly.

I unfortunately keep stretching it and getting other micro cuts after I finish. I can feel them when I pee on the sides that stretch out the most. I feel that I am doing more harm than good but I don't want to get surgery.

>>149566894
Statcast is fucking retarded, this is way farther than 439 feet.

>>149566940
heh
same

Tigods

attaeye happer

attaeye happer

>>149566959
i'm sure it'll return once they play each other again and the poodres start acting up with their usual shenanigans

>>149566972
New Tigers post here!

attaboy tuck

>>149566940
Well they are shit, Tatis Jr being a mopey sad bitch, we have two old fat catchers who can't hit for their life, Ingelsias, Croney, Tyler Wade, Arraez brings no production whatsoever. It's just sad, shit even Merril is going though a extension slump. So much weak singles to not get runs in lmao

>>149566822
Getting up at 5am to study. Then hopefully finishing in time to go to my buddy's house party.

>>149566983
all the faggots stop posting about their teams and continue shitposting about the Dodgers

>>149567013
Who's your Oshi?

SEIYA SLAP!

Seiya yay

Clayton Kershaw

Seiya Slap

Attaboy Petey

Dedniel!

attaboy petey!

>>149566984
Based and same

congrats on your World Series win Yankees

WHITTY FIRST BIG LEAGUE HR

good going Toronto you fucking Canadians can't do shit right

>>149566822
grill and fireworks, every year

speaking of grilling holy shit remember that carl's jr commercial

That is absolutely brutal!

8 runs is the most dangerous lead

>>149566935
モトクロス

Free base? No problem

rip angels 2B

ummm... cmo bros?

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566822
drink early, fall asleep early

Baka my freaking head

KWAB

Blow gays on suicide watch

Andrés Giménez is down

Gimenez back on the IL fuck

>>149566822
GONNA WATCH THE HECKIN SANDLOT FOUR TIMES!

>>149567133
it's so cold in the d

Is the sandlot considered a 4th of july movie or something, I know of the scene but like that movie is just about rube goldberg dog traps

no...NO!!!

THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!

ATTABOY MURPHY

>>149567153
HOW DA FUCK DO WE 'POSED TO KEEP PEACE??

>>149567163
THE SANDLOT IS THE HECKIN GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL HECKIN TIME!

wow

>it was 8-0
Yeah this thin 1 run lead won't hold up. Either the bats heat up again or the bullpen blows it. Jose just lost blew his chance to be the Ace of this team

kek lindor looks ready to cry at soto's shitty batting

>>149567163
no

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567148
>>149567177
I think it's time for your meds big dawg.

>>149567148
>>149567177
You should watch angels in the outfield instead. The original 1951 one.

The best baseball movie is rookie of the year

Eephus was a comfy movie I might watch that again

>>149567204
>>149567226
DOWNVOTED YOU BECAUSE YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

Cmon freakin Blue Yays

>CMO gets hurt
>Zeferjahn shits the bed (again)
Blow it up, sell at the deadline and get ready for next year.

Jays are really gonna blow an 8 run lead? After they started to draw me and others back in, they gonna do that?

>>149567163
yes

>>149567226
>>149567232
See >>149567212

>>149567232
>DOWNVOTED YOU BECAUSE YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

ANAELS KEK

>>149567226
maybe if you're deaf and blind

>>149567240
Jays are testing your loyalty

loling @ the anon who got suckered into watching the Sandlot the other day

TAKE HIM OUT
MONTGOMERY YOU FUCK

Damn they really don’t want to be over .500
I can’t even be mad it’s actually impressive how they manage to do this

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567269
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME? ZEFERJAHN SUCKS, HE'S BEEN SUCKING. FUCK YOU

offense is back to sleep, Yariels gonna have to do the work

Easy win jays bros, I got home late so I'm on the 2nd inning but don't spoil our final run total for me please

New York Mets.

>>149567249
Me when my blow gays lose

>tommy can'tle
Dear god what a meltdown

fucking anals. fuck this, dodger time.

Now pitching for the Mets Richard Gayguy

Wash would have let Kikuchi get the final out and this wouldn't have happened. Fuck you and your analytics Montgomery.

>>149567013
no barrel merril KWAB

Khanlee lmao

Jordan Hicks throws the most hittable 100mph fastball ever. With a godly arm like his, he really fucking sucks.

DICK LOVELADY IS ON THE PITCH.
I REPEAT. DICK LOVELADY IS ON THE PITCH.

>>149567286
yeah...easy win dude!

Dicky!

Yariel pls...

Yeah my Jays are blowing this

erm..kek

>>149567335
nah. most of the guys with that kind of velo don't even make it.

What does he do?

When will the suffering end

>>149567313
If you put a quartet of Corgis together are you able to make a Corgiolis effect owo

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567351
They're gonna lock in...... now

>>149567360
he lets the dodgers carry him

>>149567360
He gets paid 700 mil to hit and he'll be the first "pitcher" in history to get 3 tommy johns and still have a career.

>>149567373
New York Mets

>>149567148
The Sandlot 2 takes place on July 4th if I remember correctly. Haven't seen that movie since I was a kid.
Instead of a Babe Ruth signed ball going over the fence it's a prototype model of the space shuttle.
I think baseball is played at some point in the movie too.

Thank you based Gimenez!

Angels comeback starts now

nice double play

DFA Anthony Volpe

come on cubback!

>>149567391
I admit it got me distracted but.....Clayton Kershaw

>>149567396
8 is enough

*does jack shit*

Just get 6 more outs cleanly please

Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567425
Post arm and nose

Damn Hill played that well

>>149567410
You can't DFA the next Derek Jetar!!!

Please fuck my ass

Brayton Bershaw

>>149567443
are you a woman?

SEIYA SLAP!

>>149567425
keep them coming

>>149567360
starts hitting when the dodgers are up by 5

>>149567398
>there are two (2) direct-to-dvd sequels of the sandlot

EVERYONE GETS A DINGER TONIGHT

>>149567422
No

>>149567446
I am now

BABE!

BABE

THE WIN IS BACK ON

>>149567391
no longer interested in baseball, only interested in this

>>149567439
>er
Its jeetah!

>>149567445
Me on the left

>>149567458
I liked the Sandlot 3 desu

Thank you based Babe Schneider, you just saved Buck's life

>>149567458
Just wait till you hear of the VHS behemoth Land before Time series

>See Stanek
>Panic

>>149567391
who is that slurper

My Schneider's Hot Dog :)

>Volpe gidp
>Jays score badly needed insurance run
lmfao talk about a momentum shift

bruh I love big dick davis

>>149567425
post video of 3k so i can upload it to reddit and get karma please

>>149567482
metart is basically all young Russians

>>149567482
I wish I got to plow her in her prime desu

seiya n pca!

>>149567476
is buck sick again?

>>149567450
whites aren't allowed to sit in the outfield anymore, are they

>>149567473
hey its you!

it's been a wild evening in the big smoke

>>149567476
this is it

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567494
>>149567391
i could have saved her bros

>>149567425
>that dad bod
Probably good in bed though, four kids right?

>>149567503
he had health setback. He was originally going to be calling this series

>>149567506
>chloe grace FAGGets

It's almost time!

>>149567515
Straightest dodgers fan

>>149567523
She's gay, so accurate lol

Mariners

ALL RISE JUDGE COMES THROUGH CLUTCH

>>149567523
>absolutamenteasqueroso.png

>>149567525
how can i make my broadcast look like this

>>149567148
>still seething over the movie discussion thread
kek

[+]

>>149567482
Daniel Sea

>>149567494
Belarussian actually

>>149566232 (OP)
Vladdy isn't even a top 3 blue jay. SEND KIRK

Nasty movement Yimi

>have intentionally walked Judge 4 times this series
>they actually think he's clutch
LOL

My Jintsies on the board!

For fucks sake

Poor Jimi

welp

Aaron Genius

hahahahahahahaha
>8-0

>Pinch hitting for the guy who hit a grand slam earlier today
Certainly a choice

Sit the FUCK down!!! Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!!

tie game tie game tie game
I can't believe it

Kershaw Clayton

Jays' bullpen is pretty bad huh?

Should have walked him 5 times I guess

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567557
sorry bros...

Another Devers strike out.
He looks awful :(

stinkeefags should be posting right about now

>>149567573
The starter gave up most of these runs

Brand new ballgame. Let's win this Jaysbros

Jays really want to lose this game

GENERATIONAL HITTER

Can't believe the Jays game is 0-0 in the 8th

>>149567582
right on queue >>149567590

welcome to the thread.

>>149567547
>share a name with some random ugly trans actor
How unfortunate

For me?
It's JUNG HOO LEE!

I haven't said that in a month. That's how long he's been slumping

>

I thought you guys said Aaron Judge only hits garbage time homers

>>149567609
every dog has its day

>>149567609
Whats he do in world series though?

slightly off topic, but i blame the slutposters: what's the name of the jav site?

Clayton Kershaw goes for history in 20 minutes to become the 20th pitcher to reach 3000 K's, don't miss this game!

>>149567609
Aaron Judge is the Clayton Kershaw of hitters

>>149567622
I don't really care...

>>149567612
>what's the name of the jav site?
don't worry about it coomer

>>149567622
blessed 22 post

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567624
Nowhere near the staying power yet Desu

>>149567630
but i need it for hololive night

>>149567635
certainly blessed, he definitely wont get shelled. 3k K baby!

Jimi is tired. I hope Schneider isn't playing with fire here.

>>149567622
I will miss this game because i dont care

>>149567642
>hololive night
kys seriously

>>149567612
Huh

>>149567635
it is ordained

>>149567604
Could be worse. At least she's not named dicky lovelady.

I don't blame Yimi for throwing that low and inside. Only a few hitters can hit that pitch, unfortunately Aaron Judge was batting.

>>149567652
well we can watch kershs 3k tonight then

>>149567622
I speak for everyone when I say
>multiple entries

Did the Jays actually choke an 8-0 lead?

>>149567661
In 20 minutes!

>>149567662
you mean multiple strikeouts

>>149567658
The problem was missing the 3-2 pitch on the previous guy but it was close, and then letting Judge back into the count

>>149567661
I'm here for this

LINDOR IS BACK

who is more popular with houston astros fans, craig biggio or jose the manlet?

>>149567668
They told orioles we were bad for doing the same to Rays >-@; even though flappies are beating everyone

>>149567677
The problem was your country is shit, your team is shit and your life is shit
kys seriously

>>149567662
More like multiple rings

Surprised how easygoing both teams have been considering how intense these ballgames have been. I was half expecting benchclearings by now.

Jays?

>>149567695
Nah fuck you

What the fuck is their problem holy shit

PETE SHOW EM WHO'S WAITING AFTER THAT WALK

>>149567684
the most popular thing for them is chugging dick

>>149567702
Walk off incoming

>>149567695
monitor on, yank

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567677
Yeah he tried getting a swing and miss outside and failed completely

Tonight let's all partake in Kershaw's historic night!

>>149567709
The SOG is named that for a reason owo

Gimenez might still be going on the IL after this game.

>>149567695
tf is wrong with you

>>149567714
Oh no no no

>>149567722
blessed digits again!

This dude has 12 pitches and 2 outs

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567696
Kershaw has earned zero rings and you know it

>>149567422
Hej

that boy Soler really does hit a pretty dinger

Erm . Ok

SOLER
200TH HOMERUN
it ultimately doesn't matter at alll but hoorah for him i guess

>>149567683
>>149567710
Stop trying to slander my team with your bullshit

>>149567717
>>149567743
New York Mets.

>>149567684
Altuve because of recency bias and that he got us a ring(s*).
I love both and couldn't bear to only pick one.

>>149567746
Hallo

>>149566232 (OP)
MY KIRK finna hit a homer

>>149567743
Kesh looking almost twinky there

now thats a big boy

Digits and jays walk it off

how many yumbo yacks does the 3k strikeouts get us

dude post real baddies after so long of bug posting is a god send ngl

>>149567768
your KIRK is a dickless faggot
kys seriously

Poop

>>149567768
Damn...

I'm here to watch the DOYERS and Kershaw get 3,000 strike outs against the White Sox!

>>149567777
Bugbros…

got my yama bobblehead, might head out of here soon

Don’t come un there and ###### walk guys cut the crap

HAHAHHAHAHABABBA STANKEEEEEEES

KWAB

my barves win :)
gg angles, hope your guy moore isn't too badly hurt

Oh no no no no yaks

KEK STINKEES

>>149567755
I only have babes sporting mets hats sorry buster

GG Braves. I'm blaming that 100% on Montgomery for not just letting Kikuchi finish the inning with 2 outs. See you tomorrow for the rubber game.

I'm sorry Blue Jays for doubting you.

>>149567796
Post a png of that hat please

1-0! My Jays finally broke the shutout

>>149567622
Will this be his final season?

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567776
>Donovan Solano at 1st Base
>Donovan Solano is still on an MLB roster
Why not Josh Willingham or Hanley Ramirez?

OMFG THANK YOU WRIGLEY WELLS

I want to laugh at the Yanks but the Jays might end up blowing this still

I believe in my Sox

>>149567816
i never doubted for a second

>>149567794
People may complain about the bug spammer, and rightfully so, but you are also an annoying avatarfaggot. shut the fuck up

proper kino game lads

would be funny if kershaw gave up a homer on his first pitch

one knee shitters stay exposed as always

Seiya belongs in the all star game

METS WIN

>>149567797
reddit tier thumb

>>149567796
Bugniggas aint it.

>>149567819
hopefully

>>149567822
Budget

>>149567819
I don't think so if his body feels okay. His wife likes traveling the cities and his kids are getting into baseball also.

lets go cubbies

This series has really lived up to the hype

>>149567837
based Buck was always right

>>149567841
her boobs are rather large aren't they

>>149567622
Dubs for torn UCL

>9-11
Oh no no no New York sisters

IT WAS 9-9

LETS GO

9/11

>>149567859
why dont japs and chinks have slanted eyes anymoar

stinkees ain't coming back. i can focus solely on my dodgers now.

hebrews BTFO

Best of luck jays, but I'm gonna watch the Dodger game now.

>>149567865
dont care for canada or new york teams

I found my old jock and cup from little league. It still fits.

>>149567845
it's my wife's hand faggot

reminds me of that terrible tragedy

>stankees
oh my KEK

I’m here to SUCK COCK and get fucked in my FAGGOT ass!

NU

take off the ankle weights

>>149567869
koreans made double eyelid surgery basically mandatory. I think it looks awful, bring back brown slant eyed qts

If the Jays make it here they can make it anywhere

>>149567883
>>149567883
>>149567883
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>149567841
We really need spoilers for this board.

>>149567869
They get double eyelid surgery

9-11 against Yankees hehehehehehehehheheheheheheh

Clayton Kershaw

>>149567906
Bye Felicia

>>149567911
CHECKED

>>149567888
tell your wife she has a reddit tier thumb

lol yamkeks

>>149567911
>those digits
Irishchads... I kneel
Also good on you lads for not bending the knee to zog

lmao they swapped in the dead balls for Seiya because he was doing so well hahahahahaha you’re not fooling anyone

>>149567907
>>149567902
fuck me double eyelid surgery

>>149567911
nice get, too bad no one's gonna see it

>>149567911
kek

>>149567911
Sir a second set of based digits have just hit the stankees

>>149567911
oh no

>>149567911
hehe

>>149567911
kekini

>>149567911
Good lord yankfrens…

>>149567944
They also use an insane amount of skin whitening cream

lets go white sox

>>149567911
wait until you find out about the New York jets

>>149568000
>>149568000
>>149568000

>>149567911
this is it

>>149567911
lmao

>>149567911
jej

>>149567911
holy shit!