What is your most fucked up/absurd fast food experience

A few weeks ago i was eating at a mcdicks for lunch and some mentality challenged woman in her 30s came in and couldn't figure out how to pay or she didn't have any money. She looked really confused. She was also nearly unable to talk to people so she was just kinda muttering to people around her telling them she wants food and cant with money. Eventually, she had some guy help her pick food from the touch screen menu then she mumble asked him to pay for her. He just walked off confused and ordered his own food. I think she eventually got a cup of water. It was incredibly sad and i thought of just buying her food to help her out. I didn't though.

i got strawberry quik once from a 7-11 and when i went to drink it it was literally like kid's slime it just slowly oozed out of the bottle
as soon as my tongue hit it i was like WTF!? this would have been in 1995 or 1996
yeah

>>21382295 (OP)
That other thread with the raw McDonald’s burger patty brought up an old memory from years ago when on an overnight road trip driving through bumblefuck Virginia I stopped around 2am to get some gas and a burger from Mickey ds well 10 miles down the highway or so I reach in the bag and start to eat my food but it was ice cold and tasted off so I only ate a bite well long story short when I eventually stopped again and turned on a light I checked the burger and it was basically just a frozen raw beef slab that hadn’t been cooked at all

>>21382312
Oh yeah that's happened to me twice now. I think it was expired

One of the few times I've ever actually been to/inside a McDonald's, a girl was having a seizure on the floor and people were just stepping over her to get to the queue and place their orders for a six pack of McLardybombs and McBetes pie. I don't remember if I actually ordered anything but I recall telling them to at least call emergency services (this was before cell phones were commonplace).

>>21382308
Was she cute? If you bought her food do you think you could a got a nice lunch date?

>>21382295 (OP)
I went to the Burger King drive-thru, maybe 13 or so years ago. Got up to the window and the cashier is this fat white guy, had something like "White King," on his arm. Dude ended up saying "nigga" like 15 times while we were talking.

>>21382375
She was very unattractive.

I went to the KFC in Dickson during Covid™ and aside from the miserable experience of going to collect food during all that fuckery, I got a 3-piece box and when I got home I saw that they gave me 3 fucking wings. And they were stale.

That was a dark day overall. All the shops shuttered around Dickson, anybody out had their faces wrapped in their disgusting face diapers, everyone is standoffish and nobody gives a fuck about anything anymore, the lobby was gross and unclean and you had to stand on dots while you waited, an then I got cold fries and paid out my fucking asshole for 3 chicken wings with like 10g of meat each.

Fuck. FUCK

And you know what else? Nobody still cares. We fucking broke it all and there's no fix >:|

we've got a lady in our town who everyone calls Pirate Sue, she's pretty meth-y but cool and wears an eyepatch. always a hoot to see her around. no real crazy stories with her, i just think it's funny how many times she pops up in conversation and everyone always lands on calling her Pirate Sue.

there was another kid who was probably about 18 who worked at the Taco Bell for about a month. he was real outgoing but not all there. i was in the drivethru, and somehow in that very limited interaction (in which i was trying to talk as little as possible) he was able to bring up how he just met some guy and now he's his boyfriend and he chains him up and does all kind of bondage shit to him. that was the last time i saw him.

>>21382295 (OP)
When I was much younger me and my father stopped at this diner while traveling through the mountains of West Virginia. It was very clearly a converted double-wide trailer and it's where I first came to understand where the idiom "greasy spoon" came from. It had small, linoleum tables with plastic chairs. I can't even remember exactly what I had, maybe chili fries? Anyway, that experience stuck with me because it was sort of a level of poverty that I wasn't accustomed to.

>>21382428
First of all anon, I'm not a United American, second I don't find any republican talking points to have any legitimate merit whatsoever, and third what I'm complaining about is breaking community culture and breaking the economy at the same time; everything doubled or tripled in price and hasn't returned to normal, rents and utilities included, and everyone's mindset is different now too. and the virus just didn't merit that much damage I reckon

>>21382333
no it was weird it wasn't rancid or anything it was like they put too much flavor mix in the batch or it was all flavor glop and no milk idk it was horrifying and i havent had it since

>>21382295 (OP)
Mcdonalds employee kept ignoring a customer, and he complained, when the manager asked why she said "he smells like death". he definitely reeked of something terrible.

>>21382295 (OP)
I guess it would be eating at one in the first place. Which I don't do. Just stopped by to let everyone know I don't eat garbage and don't approve of you faggots.
Carry on. Discuss your most legendary tales of app mishaps, cold fries, and ketchup when you requested none.

>>21382419
lol, you nutcases are still upset about that vacation we got? Yeah, we never cared and no one saw it like you did. You're crazy. You went down some "do your own research" rabbit holes and now you're a brainwashed schizo. You seem to realize you're kind of alone in your continued issue with covid. But that doesn't give you pause?
I'm sorry your parents didn't give you a solid foundation on how to think and live.
Two more weeks!

>>21382428
Don't forget that a lot of these mouthbreathers actually "took a stand" and lost their jobs and social connections over the fascist hell that was businesses closing down for safety and sensible people staying home by choice.

I guess if you immediately thought the entire thing was a big conspiracy of theatrics you'd have taken issue. But even if I was crazy I would have enough sense to keep my delusions to myself.

>>21382446
Hindsight is 20/20 they say.

>>21382588
>I guess it would be eating at one in the first place. Which I don't do. Just stopped by to let everyone know I don't eat garbage and don't approve of you faggots.
>Carry on. Discuss your most legendary tales of app mishaps, cold fries, and ketchup when you requested none.

>>21382295 (OP)
I once ordered one (1) White Castle hamburger (not a cheeseburger) because I only had like 70 cents in change in my pocket and that is how much one cost. much of that 70 cents was in pennies. The girl that took my order acted like this is a regular occurrence but for me I felt weird and it didn’t help that the girl that took the order was really hot and I felt like a loser

>>21382438
That's not fast food really but I'd rather eat at a place like that over fast food any day of the week. Those places have their charm for sure, and usually they do some special dish really well.
But if it's really run down and you can tell they don't sell much food or put much care into keeping the place clean I can see the consistent regulation of a corporate fast food chain might be an oasis by comparison.
Someplace like WV you never know.

>>21382595
I didn't get a vacation, I work in healthcare and had to rock up every day and deal with snotty sick old people. I had to have a special letter in the car for when I crossed state lines to work in remote clinics. It was kind of a shitfuck to be honest (and shitfucks are not as good as they soind).

Also my home city at that time had a wonderful sense of community in its neighbourhoods and lots of very nice businesses and positive vibes. It's not totally roond, but a lot of places shut down and never reopened and hospo staff are shit now and everything is a money grab, they used covid to jack prices everywhere and let us acclimatise to the price hikes and now it's just permanent. fucking bullshit.

BUT THE MOST BULLSHIT thing of all was Tucky Chad giving me 3 goddamn chicken wings for the price of a whole meal

>>21382604
Indeed, indeed

>>21382295 (OP)
I've never had a significantly fucked up/absurd fast food experience but I'll tell you a story.

When I was a teenager my buddy and I went to the Wendy's drive through once, and while we stopped in the parking lot afterwards to distribute the food he realized that the girl at the window had given him a $20 in change instead of the $5 that was expected. My first instinct was "Score!"-- we were not exactly poor, but we were pretty low in the middle class tier and so every dollar we could get our grubby hands on was valuable. But he looked at it and told me how she'd get in trouble and possibly even lose her job and he marched determinedly back in to give it back to her, and as I sat there waiting in the car I realized for the first time that being a nigger is a choice, that there's a difference between living up to a set of values and principles, and just chasing after every scrap of self-gratification and personal greed you can find without ever thinking about it, and ever since then I've resolved to never live like a nigger.

>>21382616
What was your situation like when that happened? I remember running out of money once and only having plain rice and potatoes to eat - when I finally got some money again the first thing I bought was a Wendy’s cheeseburger combo and man did it taste good in that moment

>>21382411
Did she have nice tits? You could've gotten a nasty summer blowjob

>>21382806
that's racist

>>21383035
niggers come in every color so no it's not

>>21382806
keyed

>>21383031
anon don't put your dick anywhere near a retard unless they have no teeth. if she has teeth she's disqualified

hilarious how those guys jumped on anon when they thought he was a republican, and when he mentioned he wasn’t, they disappeared
they must be so embarrassed lmao
must have been a reality check to realize the internet isn’t burgerland

Some drunk cunt slamming his penis on the counter mumbling something about no pickles, he looked confused when staff "escorted" him out

>>21382419
Come to Maine, it's like all trails of covid have been erased.

>>21383002
way back in the early 2000s I found myself doing similar
not poor or anything, there were no ATMs around and I had around 89p in shrapnel on me
i had a summer job running a small shop and remember an old man who came in with exact change for some thing, only he had developed a hole in the lining of his pocket. so right in the middle of the shop he takes his trousers off to fish out a 5p piece from some internal fabric fold

>>21382616
>>21383002
wholesome

I was at a Burger King and a small fight broke out and then the entire place was brawling and I had to do like one of those loony tune cartoons where I crawl under everyone fighting. As I was leaving I heard someone scream "HE'S GOT A GUN" to some random person fighting and I bolted out as I hard gunshots in the distance

I was sitting in McDonald's with my daughter, we were quite near the counter. I saw some man standing around, they called a number, called it again... nothing. Then the man goes up and takes the order. This repeats another three times with the same man before he leaves. I figured out that he was waiting for orders that people were either not there for or were too stupid to register that their number was being called out. Not a bad idea.

>>21383253
I suspect the risk of violence or melee would have been immediately obvious when you arrove there. you should have used your better judgement and not entered.

>>21382295 (OP)
One time at the McDonald's drive-thru, they messed up the orders and gave me food for 4 people even though I only paid for 1 burger. I took them all in silence and drove away. I felt kind of bad when I saw there was a Happy Meal there and gave a poor family and the workers trouble, but oh well.

>>21382308
god i fucking hate women. dumb bitch couldn't even figure out how to use a touch screen with pictures

>>21383258
I had someone do this to me a Starbucks once, where he swept in the moment they put my coffee down and grabbed it and walked straight out. the barista said "yeah it happens all the time" and they made me another. Still, really pissed me off and bothers me to this day.

he wasn't even poor, he was in a suit and was well groomed, just an arrogant psychopath

>>21383258
>>21383265
I used to do this so much at a panera close to me that they started putting the orders behind the counter and started asking for order numbers.

>>21383262
One time I found a 100 dollar bill at a shake shack just sitting on the counter. Maybe someone left it there for me to take. I was on my way to an international trip and I bought souvenirs with the money.

>>21383266
show wrists please

i was eating a mcchicken and saw an obese woman shitting in the street across the road

>>21383273
have you eaten a mcchick since? and do you remember and imagine the shitting every bite?

>>21383277
i dont eat mcdonalds any,ore but not because of that, because its expensive in my country and i would rather support a local business and receive a bigger + better burger for the same price

>>21383281
also there's a lot less public schidting once you get a ways away from mcdonaldses

>>21383052
See you in three days kid :)

>>21382318
This is a lie

>>21382384
Lie

>>21382588
How do you know they have ketchup if you've never been?? Checkmate.

>>21382603
Businnesses closed down for safety but Wal Mart was allowed to stay open. Funny that.
Sensible people stayed home not by choice, but because everything was closed. And by the way, youre lucky as fuck if you got to just stay home and ride it out. Glad you didnt have to still work like i did because you were deemed "essential".
We also witnessed the largest wealth trasnfer in the modern era. Pharmaceutical companies made billions off of the vaccines.
But all of this is just fine and normal. Nothing to see here, nothing to question at all!

>>21382595
The fact that you treated it as a vacation means youre a spoiled and privileged brat. Also means your job is pretty worthless.

one i got fries at mcdonalds and the container was only half full so i said hey i got ripped off on my fries and they filled it up all the way

Happened a while ago, so they may have cleaned up their act-

>Burger King in Prescott Az.
>Walk in, see a long line of people with their orders in hand, getting something done to them.
>Obviously Managerial looking Manager looks ready to Sudoku.
>Whole staff besides a couple of very overworked people seems to be made up of retards.
>I mean, genuine retee-speds, not your normal "dumb nigger" grade of 'tard.
>Ponder my next actions as I see one of the people in line get their "order" fixed. Guy ordered a whopper, got two pieces of bread, some fixings, and a plastic glove.
>Lady behind him had a proper burger, but the fries were frozen.
>Manager pulls the glove from the bun and looks back at the line before shouting "Again Louis!?".
>Hear 'tard chuckling loudly from the depths of the kitchen area.
>Noped out the door, went to Carl's Jr.

Later learned that BK location was "employing" the 'tards as some sort of halfway house type employment program, and you were really rolling the dice ordering there.

>>21383324
wagie wagie back in cagie

>>21383320
>Sensible people stayed home not by choice, but because everything was closed
lmao
I'll ask the same thing I always do when one of you retards make this claim: fucking where? Cuz I lived in a blue-ass city in a blue-ass state and literally nothing closed.
Now, this is the part where your say "California!" and tell me how the big bad COVID regulations prevented you from visiting your dying grandfather in order to make me feel pity for you lmao

>>21383354
>I lived in a blue-ass city in a blue-ass state and literally nothing closed.
That's a lie. I love in Owensboro KY, a red city in a red state, and everything fucking closed because most places could t afford to operate under federal forced guidelines.

>>21383062
I let a fat chick blow me when I was in high school. She treated my dick like string cheese, kept biting it and shit. Worst I've ever had. I didn't even cum, it sucked.

>>21383368
Bullshit.
People were still shopping for sneakers at Footlocker, buying chicken at Popeyes and getting blowjobs at the strip clubs in Philadelphia. I find it hard to believe that anywhere in Kentucky would be shutdown if Philadelphia had everything open. All that shut down there were government buildings and a handful of restaurants because the owners were scurred. Everything else was moreorless business as usual. Fuck outta here with that bullshit, lying-ass faggot.

>>21383085
is that true?

>the flyover subhumans are fighting again

At San Diego Comic-Con at around 2014, I met a girl at a pizza place and she invited me to her place to smoke weed. I brought a friend just in case it was a trap and we took an over there, but it turned out she was one of those kinds of girls who only hangs out with dudes, and she brought a bunch of dudes over to all partake. I still got high, but at some point I said to my friend "get me out of here" and he got me out. So, high as balls, we went back to the convention area, and he took me to a Jack in the Box. Since I was high, I didn't notice any of this was happening, but everyone was silent and staring at some guy with blood running down his face, and there was blood all over the floor, which I stepped in. I did my order and went to sit down, looking around and wondering why it was so quiet. I finally noticed a bunch of people checking in on a guy who had blood dripping down from his forehead into a puddle on the floor, and some guy brought him his food, which he said he paid for. The cops came and took the bleeding guy's story, it turns out that literally seconds before we had gotten there the guy had been stabbed in the face a few times by a tweaker, and somehow they managed to miss everything vital on him and slashed his forehead and punctured his cheek. He got a ride to the hospital with the cops, and I finished my tacos before I noticed there was blood on the bottom of my shoes.

The end.

>>21383326
Thats fucking wild

>>21383394
>Jack in the box
i've never had their tacos
>>21383392
ironing

>>21383394
i had a similar experience after PAX east but at a sonic

>>21382588
look it's pickle fucker!!!

>>21382295 (OP)
>pull up to taco bell drive thru speaker
>"welcome to taco bell how are you doing today?"
>"pretty good how about you"
>"not too good but go ahead and order when you're ready"
>"uhhh t-two double decker tacos..."
this exchange haunts me years later

>>21383290
You need to knock it off with the low effort posting. This isn’t /b/

>>21383419
No goal posts were moved except by you bringing up state shit when I was always talking about >>21383398
>federal guidelines
because that's the claim you made >>21383368
>federal forced guidelines.
Take the L, you retard.

pickle fucker!
>>21383425
you should have asked him out on a date

>>21383429
>Federal funding was used as leverage: States that followed CDC guidance more closely were often prioritized for medical supplies or relief funds.
https://globalhealthnow.org/2024-12/who-controls-us-public-health-feds-or-states#:~:text=The%20CDC%20heavily%20supports%20state%20and%20local,programs%20with%20money%20expressly%20directed%20by%20Congress.&text=Another%20example%20of%20federal%20leverage%20over%20states:,is%20wide%20variability%20from%20state%20to%20state.

>>21383435
::yawn::

>>21383425
Not fast food but this happened on October 9th 2024.
I went to the supermarket that me l morning because they were selling Pom Wonderful pomegranate juice $1/8oz bottle and I was gonna use it to make pomegranate iced tea for a cookout we were having that coming Friday:
The checkout girl was talking to the lady behind me, with the lady asking:
>oh, how ya doin' renny?
>'I got a call this morning that my dad shot himself in the head so I ain't doin' great, marie'
>well, why the hell did you come to work?!
Besides the fact that we should be in awe of this woman's work ethic, I kept wondering what the hell Renny could've been short for. Renata? Renegade? Renuzit? Or did I just mishear Renee?
But hey: cheap Pom!

>>21383450
>me l
Ugh. Ignore that. I must've hit those keys accidentally and not noticed.

>>21382419
>Dickson
Fellow Canberran. I had to check that like six times because I thought no fucking way in hell does this guy mean THAT Dickson. Every fast food joint in Canberra is eerily shit, go to any HJs on the South Coast and it's super nice and clean with pretty decent service.

>>21382295 (OP)
>Be me, 8-10ish
>Like Dominos
>Mum buys dominos for me and brothers
>Ends up being the most disgusting Pizza I've ever had
>After eating it i kept vomiting and shitting for a week straight
>100% got food poisoning
>Haven't been able to eat Domino's since
Since then I've mostly ate homemade Za's and from a sand nigga pizza shop which I'm 90% sure is the reason i got worms awhile ago.

>>21382419
>>21383462
How's Canberra doing anyway? Haven't been back there since my Grandma died a decade ago, is it as much of a shithole as Sydney has became or is it still alright?

>>21383452
It can't be ignorned

>>21383288
?
wtf are you talking about, retard nigger?

>>21383482
Well, ignore the part where I said iced tea, then. Because I'd meant to say lemonade. Jesus, my brain ain't workin' too good today.
>>21383468
I was sick the first time I had McDonald's and it put me off the stuff for decades. I'm sure it wasn't Ronnie's fault and I just caught something on the plane, but as a kid, I associated McDonald's with cry-vomiting all night.

>>21382308
Sometimes I really think the elites are on to something with eugenics

>>21382295 (OP)
Used to go to a Dairy Queen that often had a truck in the parking lot with a large Confederate flag on a pole mounted to the tailgate. Eventually found out that the truck belonged to the store manager, who was a Hispanic woman.

>>21383486
milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made

>>21382806
She just has to pay out of pocket. Or with her pocket. Nigger.

>>21383291
What about this doesn't sound true?

>>21383263
She was retarded anon. It could have been you

>>21382308
it's a known phenomenon that thinking about doing something good brings you almost as much joy as actually doing something good, so everyone just constantly thinks about doing the right thing but in reality we are all huge pieces of shit on a delusion rollercoaster

>>21383484
Bye bye :)

>>21383505
The fact that he still had a job after saying it the first time, and the assumption you're the first person he said it to. It's just not believable.

>>21383378
Yes that actually happened, drunk people can be very retarded, especially multiple of them.

>>21383607
I often do the right thing but for entirely selfish reasons specifically because doing the wrong thing or nothing at all makes me feel bad/guilty. Like, I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and friends-of-friends, drinking at a construction site because teens do dumb shit and one guy, someone I don't even fucking like, fell into a pit and puked on himself (or the same thing in reverse order). All this said, none of his actual friends wanted to help him and he was unresponsive. I and one other guy climbed down there and got him out. The other guy started shoving him at his friends to gross then out with his puke-covered clothing. I specifically put him into a cab because Uber wasn't a thing yet and paid to send him home. As I closed the door, he said "you're good people, Anon."
I didn't see him again until a decade later and he'd completely forgotten about that night, or at least that's what he'd claimed.
Anyway, had I not helped him then, I'd have felt like shit. The fact that he didn't remember didn't feel great either but had I not helped him at all, I would have felt worse.

Not mine, but I remember there was a thread over a year back of an anon who was white but iirc spoke Thai or some other Southeast Asian language. He was in cahoots with management to rat out the Thai workers in case they said something the boss didn't like as they never would've guessed he spoke it.

Anon later found out the Thai workers were slaves after the cops came to shut the joint down.

I have the screenshots but not on my phone rn. I still fucking remember this story a year later.

>>21383634
there's no such thing as altruism. Everything is done to make the self feel positive emotion or to avoid negative emotion. I do understand what you mean though. I often find myself doing the double edged sword where I help people who don't deserve it and they end up wasting the opportunity. But it's good to remember that you aren't a savior and nobody has a duty to uphold your ideals. That, and most people really are incapable of long term change for the better.

>>21383089
KWAB

>>21383790
>I don't experience this, therefore it doesn't exist.
Not everyone's that fucked up, anon. Plenty are, sure.

>>21383823
read a book

>>21384083
>And Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
>And the mob who had gathered hesitated, and their anger wavered, and they dropped their rocks and their stones, and departed.

>>21384120
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT BOOK

>>21383707
Sounds like that anon was doing a poor job as a spy if he didn't know they were talking to the police. He should've cut their tongues out, so they couldn't squeal.

>>21382604
literally everyone with a brain was saying the response to covid was massively overblown during the pandemic. You don't get to 'teehee soz' your way out of it

>>21383472
I like living here but crime has gotten noticeably worse (even Cockington got vandalised) and Civic has fucking nothing good in it anymore.

>>21384120
>And Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
>A stone rapidly whizzed past Jesus into the whore's face.
>"Mom!" exclaimed Jesus in surprise, for he knew his lesson had failed.

>>21384348
LMAO

>>21383509
like i said, these 3 people who died were close to me, so what the hospital said was irrelevant. i know they got COVID and then died from it. in fact, none of the 3 died in the hospital.
besides those 3 people, 2 more of my grandparents and my only sibling also died between 2021-2023. not COVID related at all. but i just thought maybe someone would like to call me a liar or shit on me for that too.

>>21384401
I'll shit on you but only because you're a dirty, dirty boy and that's your fetish.

>>21383335
Hey Buddy, back with another one for you-

>Friend is posted to South Korea
>Brings his wife over, she loves Korean food.
>They go out to a little place near where Motorola is housing him. (Waeju?Wonju?).
>They both do the old point and pray on the menu.
>Both get amazing meals, she comments "I don't know what this meat is but it's great, I wonder if this is some kind of beef?"
>Old Mamasan pokes her head out of the kitchen and says in bad english- "YOU WANT IT BE BEEF, IT BE BEEF".

>>21383265
>mfw arrogant psychopath
>mfw do whatever I want when I want
>mfw normalfags too fearful to retaliate
Feels good man

>16
>sneak out and get picked up by buddy in his bitchin Camaro
>cruise around smoking weed
>get incredibly, unreasonably stoned
>decide to roll through McDonald’s for nuggets
>pull up to speaker
>it emits ear piercing static
>buddy panics and rolls up window and looks at me wide-eyed, and asks what we should do
>”bro just talk to it, maybe it will understand and give us our nuggets”
>he rolls window down and asks the speaker for nuggets
>it emits more ear piercing static
>he is borderline hyperventilating and we pull forward
>receive our exact order
>drive home and feast on nuggets
I still laugh about it a decade later, he was so scared

>>21382428
>>21382595
>>21382603
>it didn't affect me so why are people upset??

When I was 15 or 16 or so, we used to eat Taco Bell after school almost every day. There was this presumably mentally ill homeless guy who would always be eating a bean burrito and rocking out on his headphones. I used to see him around at the mall, across town, everywhere, to the point we used to joke he was "my" bum and my parents were a little concerned, as they noticed him around me too.

One day there was this insane hailstorm with pouring rain (not normal where I live). He walks up to me with his bean burrito, headphones on, stares me dead in the eyes, tips his cap, and runs out. He jumped on his bike and rode off directly into the hailstorm.

We never saw him again.

>>21384776
What do you think happened?

My little brother had his 4th or 5th birthday party at Wimpy Burger. The member of staff tells everyone to get Mr Wimpy to come out by calling his name. Eventually the bloke comes out in this bizarre costume and meets the kids. My little bro was horrified at the sight of him and started crying and trying to hide. I guess the guy in the costume couldn't see very well because at some point he stood on a kids foot making them scream and cry, which only made the scared kids more hysterical with fear.

For years afterwards, my little brother (who was a handful sometimes) could be made to behave just by people in the room threatening to summon Mr Wimpy.

>>21383450
Probably unrelated, but the drummer in the Stone Roses was known as "Reni" because his last name is Wren. The only women's name I can think of that could shorten to Renny is Renata. It's Spanish and/or Italian I think.

>>21384777
I like to think he rode off into a life of sobriety and sustainability, but knowing my city and how bad the flooding was at the time, and the homeless population living in the tunnels, I unfortunately realistically think he fell into flash flood water and drowned.

This entire thread needs Jesus and to be deported.

>be 18 at the time
>worked the nightshift at a mcdonalds located downtown in my city
>nightshift is always busy thanks to Uber Eats and Door Dash, and it had two drive through lanes
>clocking in for shift as usual
>shift manger tells me we got a call in order for 200 cheeseburgers and 100 small fries
>motherfucker what.jpg
>it was me, the shift manger and his girlfriend tonight, so she worked in the front while the two of us were in the kitchen
>~6 hours of constant work later
>things died down a bit finally
>kitchen looked like complete shit, my clothes got all messy
>skin was so greasy I could feel my pores clogged
>had to take a double shower just to stop smelling like Quarter Pounders
Never work at McDonald's, bros....

>>21383468
are you the guy who posted about his worms on r9k??

>>21382428
YWNBAW

>>21383310
>>21383317
Never happened. Also, YWNBAW

>>21384830
Different guy
>>21384183
>(even Cockington got vandalised)
Fucking hell

>>21384807
please don't be mean to me

>>21382419
>>21383462
why the fuck are there multiple canberrans here i hate this
also if you're eating anything from dickson you're making a mistake, absolute shithole

>>21382295 (OP)
I worked at a McDonald’s as an 18 year old, small town and had a notable elderly regular. I caught him once drawing airplanes with a designer’s eye one day while I was getting off shift, and I asked if I could sit down and talk with him, as I was very interested in drawing at the time and thought he looked like an interesting man. This is obviously strange of me looking back but I grew up on books and thought people just talked to each other if they took interest in each other irl. Anyway, it started awesome, turns out he was a retired aerospace engineer that worked at Boeing, including their Phantomworks division, where they make their literal top secret military experimental aircraft. He spent most of his time on the Apollo projects though, and worked since the 60’s, U think he said his most prideful work was leading the team designing the nosecone of Apollo 18. He was actually a wonderful find and an inspired man, but unfortunately, retirement had taken its toll on a brilliant mind. Took less than 30 minutes for the conversation to lean heavily towards his infatuation with the coming rapture, and the newspapers I always saw him with were full of margin writing — he was gathering evidence from the fucking papers of the second coming of Jesus. I wasn’t sure if he was serious at first, but then he showed me his car; he had taken out the passenger seat, installed a makeshift bed, and stuffed the rear-left seat with emergency supplies. He told me that when a certain comet crosses the sky in about 2017, a cross will appear in the sky, and the rapture will begin. The car is so he can go inland to escape the tidal waves. I went to church with him once, grabbed lunch another time, tried to make it work, but all he was interested in was converting me to his religion and convincing me of impending doom. This story gets weirder though, to the realm of bullshit. (1/2)

>>21382616
I used to be a shitty, very poor person and years ago my wife had a friend who would occasionally ask me to watch her dog while she was at class and she had a huge thing of change and I would steal $3-4 of quarters from it and then buy a bunch of chicken nuggets from BK when they had 10/$1. My whole point though was that I'd pay with quarters and dimes at the BK drivethrough and they never batted an eye. But I lived in a not great area so it was probably a common thing.

>>21385063
(2/2) Pic related: a souvenir he left me, guy’s name was Vince Weldon, you can verify the Wikipedia page yourself. After we had met a few times in the McDonald’s and spoke, there was one occasion where a middle-aged man in a pretty nice suit and a touch of grey in his neat hair came up to talk to us out of the blue. I thought it odd to be approached by a professional like this in a McDonald’s, but I also wasn’t that on-guard since I had essentially done the same cold approach with Vince. This guy seemed sharp, and clearly dressed professionally, but within a couple sentences of introduction, he starts saying straight-faced bullshit to us, going on about how he spent a couple years with fairies in the forests of South Carolina, and how they’re an invisible race because their bodies vibrate at a such a pace that light refracts through them unless they want to be seen, shit like that. He was bouncing off of Vince, as Vince kept denying his story and reiterating that “what you saw were demons” and shit like that, and I wasn’t sure what to do with myself. I was 18 for fuck’s sake, I didn’t have worldly experience to understand what was going on. Anyway, he spoke with Vince for a good 30 minutes about these wild stories, and I never see him again. Looking back, a part of me’s convinced that this was a literal actual agent sent to make sure I wasn’t prying military secrets out of a retired engineer, as they probably knew his mental health was failing and I doubt they’d just let him go about his business without any sort of checkup given his extensive history. He succeeded in pulling a lot of the crazy out of Vince and making what he said out to be nonsense after all. That or it was some Patrick Bateman wannabe, I really can’t say. Anyway, had I a few more years under my belt I would’ve kept in touch and laid boundaries, but I regrettably ghosted him as I was, again, 18 and confused. Hope he’s well if he’s still around.

>>21382295 (OP)
>local burger place
>chicken kheema burger
>wow that sounds good
>arrives, bite into it
>tastes great... Wait there's a hair
>and another...
>...
>break patty to find a LOT of hair
Pretty disgusting desu. I still order from that place by never order that shit

>>21385053
The only time I went to Dickson it was FULL of Asians. I swear out of the entire territory I only go to a handful of places.
>>21384982
Yeah quite grim. They destroyed a bunch of miniatures.

>>21382295 (OP)
Went to a T Bell drive through around midnight like 8 years ago with a friend
The voice at the speaker sounded like some really sexy chick so we were excited to pull around. To our surprise, the person at the window who's voice that belonged to was a big gay black guy with his sleeves rolled up to his shoulders.
Very shocking when he spoke and that voice came out, had a good laugh on that one

>>21383634
You have earned your place in the kingdom of God. Christ will know the good word he spoke of you. Bless you

>>21383062
Too late for me

>>21383296
Sorry about your dad. Ill pray for him and you both

Salmonella from uncooked chicken nuggets from Mc Donalds in New Zealand when I was a teenager.
Diarrhea for a week or so, a smarter family would have probably sued them.

>>21385296
That's hard to believe. Those nuggs are fully cooked before you even get them. Something else went awry here, maybe cross-contamination or maybe poopie maori fingers idunno

>>21385311
*before they even cook them

>>21385311
That sounds likely, because they should be pre-cooked, who knows exactly what went wrong and is why even if it happened now I am not sure how it could be pursued.

>maybe poopie maori fingers idunno
There was one McD I think in the north of the north island where they got my order wrong in 3 separate occasions.

I took a dump in the McDonald’s play pen once.

>>21385342
pics or it didn't happen

also what exactly is a McDonald's "playpen" supposed to be? that's not a thing, anon.

>>21383486
>Well, ignore the part where I said iced tea, then. Because I'd meant to say lemonade. Jesus, my brain ain't workin' too good today.
an Arnold Palmer with a little pomegranate juice sounds pretty good, I should try that

>>21383496
(hits you in the back of the head with a baseball bat)
oh, you're retarded now. it must be your genes.

>>21383607
You can also do something kinda good and still feel like shit

>>21385084
Weird, hopefully he came to his senses a bit after 2017. He probably thought Covid was the rapture at first.

>>21385555
he should just call the guy's number if he really cares, but he probably doesn't want to hear a mini sermon on when the next rapture will be
or he died from eating too much mcdonald's

>>21383468
>Love McDonald's fries as a kid
>Get some one day
>Over at a friend's house eating them outside while walking around
>Barely ate any of them at this point
>Look down and there is a tick on them
>Couldn't eat McDonald's fries again for years
Also are some Funyuns at his house and they made me extremely sick so I didn't eat them for years again either.

>>21382295 (OP)
>be me
>autistic 16 year old
>hang out with other autistic friends
>go to a popeyes one night with spedfrens
>pull up in the drive through
>WELCOME TO PAHP AYES SUGAH CAN I TAKE YA OHDAH
>lemmegetuhhhhhhhhh.webm
>order the spicy tendies
>WHASSYO DRANK
>can i have a coke please?
>WE OUTTA COKE
>can I have an orange soda?
>WE GOT DAT
>pull up to the window
>very large black woman with massive boobies is at the register
>DATTA BE 8 DOLLAHS SUGAH
>pay her
>she says to have a good day and God Bless
>get my tendies
The tendies were pretty good desu

>>21385084
A couple months ago I was in mcd's and an old guy reading a bible started talking to me about the new testament because he thought I was also reading a bible. He turned out to be a retired aerospace engineer and he said he designed guidance systems for missiles. He was a nice fella and he talked my ear off about Jesus for probably a half hour. He said among other things that the old testament and gospels are for the Jews and only Corinthians onward are necessary to read as a gentile. Maybe it was the same guy, although he didn't get into the rapturing.

>>21385063
>>21385084
>Walking to the liquor store
>Staring at the ground as usual because Texas sun is bright as fuck against my blue eyes
>Black hobo at the bus stop beckons me over saying I look sad
>Talk to him for a bit
>Pulls out a pint of Taaka vodka from his jacket and offers me some
>Don't want herpes but don't want to be a dick so just take a swig
>It's piss warm because it's in his jacket on a Texas summer day
>Dude starts ranting about how tornadoes are going to land and destroy downtown because the city hasn't converted old abandoned, but beautiful classical hotels into hobo living spaces
>This came to him in a dream
>Starts rambling about the apocalypse and seven heads
>Haha yeah that's cool bro well I gotta go
>Says he will walk with me because he needs more liquor
>Fuck
>Get to the liquor store and he says he is going to other one across the street as he was banned from the non-niggerish one
>Asks me to wait for him
>Sure thing, bud
>Go in, grab my liquor, and walk off in a direction we didn't come from
>Paranoid for years I was going to run into him again and get shanked for abandoning him

>>21386501
No one cares.

>>21386600
Fuck you, nigger. It was relevant to the schizo babble anon also experienced.

>>21386635
Bye bye :)

>>21383472
>>21383462
>>21385053
Dickson-anon here. I lived in Lyneham right across Northbourne avenue from the Dicko light rail stop, so whenever I wasn't in Civic that's where I did all my shopping and such.

I left Canbruh in 2021 for work. Up to Newcastle for a couple years and now I'm in Sydney. I miss Canberra. I love the hot dry and the crisp autumns and the cold frosty winters. No traffic, no overcrowded third world bullshit, close to endless empty national parkland in all directions.

I will return someday, maybe when I retire in some decades.

>>21382295 (OP)
Went to a local sandwich place that has been around for 30 years. Ordered a ham and turkey sub with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. They write the toppings on the wrapper. This little black bitch must hate white men because she scribbled out all the toppings. Got home to a bread sandwich with one piece of ham and turkey. Check your stuff before leaving.

I was raped by this gay clown.

I drank 3 white claws in the line for the drive thru at wendy's it took so long to get to the speaker to order. this was after drinking 3 or 4 claws while walking my dog in the woods

>>21386761
drunk driving isn't funny or cool

>>21382295 (OP)
my dad and i sat down to eat in mcdonalds and across the room was this obese old woman in a dress. her legs were open and we were pretty sure we were able to see this old lady's grey pussy. no underwear. the table was almost level to our perspective, that's how we could see it. i think she noticed us eventually and closed her legs

>>21383790
>>21384083
the cool thing about not being a retarded idealist is that even if the person helping was doing it because it felt good internally doesnt really matter because at the end something good was done, materially, in the real world.
tl;dr: eat shit

>>21386635
please dont' be mean to that kid
>>21386722
that funny
>>21386831
shut up

>>21382295 (OP)
I was having some coffee at a cafe that sold chocolates and other treats and this homeless guy walks in and starts stashing his pants with candy while grinning then he just walked out

>>21382373
I saw a manatee walking around angrily demanding more keptchup and just left

>uninstalled the mcdicks app a while ago
>need to do a long drive to visit someone, remember i probably have points
>reinstall
>i have no points
>they removed the 2 for $4 deal
>they removed the any size fries for $1.50 deal
>notice there's a 40% off deal for one of the items in what replaced the 2 for $4 deal
oh, at least there's a compromise, you can choose to forego another deal to do the old 2 for $4
>use it
>add 2 double hamburgers
>deal overrides the 2 for $4 replacement so it's actually MORE expensive than simply not using the "deal" and buying 2
>uninstall again
fuck these greedy cunts
you know it's bad when just trying to buy shitty fast food for a reasonable price is a horror story in itself

>>21386664
Marry me so we can live in Canberra together. When the first cold winds from the Brindabellas come down, camping at Mount Clear, getting a hot coffee by the waterfront on a frosty morning walk? Kino. Also to make this food related, you should go to Kita Cafe when you visit Canberra again. They're open all night and in winter you can sit outside and have hot fresh noodles. I don't even work there it's just really tasty.

>>21386600
speak for yourself you cunt

>>21383334
but you actually live in a cage
??

>>21386969
sounds like youre just a different flavor of retarded idealist

>>21383331
>>Manager pulls the glove from the bun and looks back at the line before shouting "Again Louis!?".
>>Hear 'tard chuckling loudly from the depths of the kitchen area.
Kek

>>21387592
The world would be even a shittier place without the idealists. Of course, a gullible subhuman like you wouldn’t understand that most human advances were based on altruistic and idealistic compromises.

>>21387685
Advancements*

When I worked at McDonald's as a teenager a girl slipped and tried to catch herself but her arm slipped into the deep fryer up to her elbow, this happened twice.

>>21387685
If you want to do something, you are getting the reward of positive emotion from doing it. It's not altruistic if you receive anything in exchange.

>>21382295 (OP)
Its not really fucked up. But two years ago, when I was visiting my brother in Canada, I uber'd McDonalds late at night. Just a Big Mac, coke, and fries.
Uber guy came, left the shit at my door, and just bounced. What greeted me at the door was some fat ass family's midnight snack. It was four bags of burgers, nuggets, fries, and milkshakes.
Uber guy never called about the mistake. Uber never contacted me. The shit fed me for the next few days.
That was pretty absurd.

>>21387751
What do you even receive in exchange when you feed someone poor? You are merely justifying your odd and selfish behaviour by being righteous about it. You have nothing to stand on because even you aware of how much bullshit you are spewing out right now.

>>21387764
I'm >>21383634
I can understand your point if you do something specifically for the kudos but doing the right thing to avoid feeling bad isn't remotely about righteousness.
I rarely get fast food but literally every single time I or my family do, it's because of a deal. For example, I went to Checkers yesterday for the first time in… gosh, must've been a decade or more–specifically because they have a deal right now (burger or chicken sandwich, fries, drink and pie for $4; $5 to make it a large) so I decided to go there for lunch. Anyway, before I had a family, I once went to Burger King one morning because I had coupons for two croissan-wiches, two orders of hashbrowns and two extremely shitty coffees for $3 or some shit. On my way to work, I saw a homeless guy just sitting outside in the cold. I took half of the order out of the bag, called the guy over and handed him the bag with the other half. I didn't do it for praise or for the point of righteousness. I did it because I didn't need two meals and I would have felt absolutely awful if I had them both when this poor guy could have enjoyed one of them more I would have. No warm and fuzzies. Just not wanting to feel bad.
Similar thing happened a few years ago after going to Popeyes. Not-yet-missus and I got a 22-piece for cheap and we saw this guy digging through the rubbish for a meal. I felt bad and told her that I'm going to offer him a couple pieces of chicken since we're just three people and 22 pieces is overkill. I have him two breasts because none of us like white meat (I REALLY don't like white meat; my wife is black lmao). It didn't make me feel good to help him. It helped me avoid feeling bad.

Now, I have absolutely done things to feel good. Our meeting prepares and hands out sandwiches to the homeless in a nearby city. I could simply not go and I wouldn't feel bad about it but it absolutely does feel nice to help out.

>>21382588

>>21387870
May I save this picture, please?

First time my family ever went to Chicago we visted this famous pizzeria who's name I forgot. They kept forgetting about us so it took us forever to get a table and get our order in. Once we got our food my dad took a bite only to find a GIANT piece of glass in it. All of our pizzas where filled with glass, like BIG pieces of glass as if someone dropped a bunch of glass cups and decided to use our food to dispose of it. Shit was fucking weird.

>>21385084
(253) What's up Tacoma bro?

>>21387699
is that bad?
>>21387888
that's funny

>>21384783
>For years afterwards, my little brother (who was a handful sometimes) could be made to behave just by people in the room threatening to summon Mr Wimpy.
Kek

>>21385084
Who's gonna call the number?
>>21386123
>black woman with massive boobies
im white but man sometimes I just wanna touch black woman tiddies

>>21386761
I was once in the Drive-Thru at Rite Aid for so long that I got through an entire race in Rally Cross (1997) on my van's playstation

Speaking of my precious van, my Grandma had a stroke nearly a year ago and that meant I suddenly became the sole person responsible for taking care of this house, all the bills, all the various insurances, and running our ceramic shop completely solo. Safe to say, I didn't exactly cope very well.
One of my early coping methods was food, as usual, there's a reason I used to weigh 500 lb. So what I would do is, I would drive my van to the nursing home to visit her, leave when they closed, then drive to Taco bell. I would order a bunch of food, two burritos, or two gordita crunches, it was often different items but usually five or six things, be those things tacos or burritos or something else.
And of course, a Baja blast. Sometimes I would take my car, sometimes I would take Grandma's equinox, but usually it was the van. I enjoy eating in my van, I can either stream my phone to the TVs I have in it through a miracast box or I can burn videos to DVD and play the DVD in the van.
My usual spot was the nearby mall, one of the anchor stores used to be a jcpenney's, and that store had three parking lots basically all to itself. I would park in one of them, underneath a tree, and sit there while I ate my late night Taco Bell and watch tv, or youtube, or a dvd, or whatever.
That's where things get a little bit weird though, on three different occasions there was this lifted Hummer with a raggedy American flag decal on either side and a lift kit that would come into the parking lot, slowly Drive circles around my van, and then park behind it for a while before eventually leaving.
Even though it was quite obvious that the van was running and I was watching tv, after all, I left the parking lights on and because the front windows aren't tinted it's pretty easy to see the tvs, especially at night. (1/2)

>>21388181
Despite that, despite me specifically parking in a different spot one day to make it obvious that this van wasn't just abandoned here as some sort of homeless guy crack dungeon, the suspicious Hummer continued to be suspicious.
Sometimes I considered just getting out of the van and asking the dude what his problem was, but for all I know perhaps I would have just been shanked and had my van stolen if I was stupid enough to get out of it or unlock it.
Maybe he thought I was banging some chick in the back, but jokes on him, there's no way I would be able to hide that with the old shock absorbers and also I don't think there's a woman alive who would willingly get in my van without being paid.
This story is pretty boring I guess but it sticks with me because I never found out, and I may never find out, what that guy wanted. That store is being remodeled now for some sort of new business that I haven't heard of before, so I can't even take my old spot, it's all fenced in now.
And also I can't afford Taco Bell anymore because the nursing home is taking all of Grandma's social security. That's probably the bigger issue of the two. (2/2)

Anyone else like to get fast food late at night, park somewhere secluded, and eat it? You ever happen to see anything going on that you weren't supposed to see?

>>21382318
Did it damage the part of your brain that controls run-on sentences?

got a milkshake from whataburger and it tasted weird and when i emptied it out in the sink i saw a couple of piece of onions at the bottom of the cup
i should have sued

>>21388081
What do you think is that bad? Her arm got fucking fried dawg.

My local Mcdonalds has this whacked out tranny working there now. It's literally a man with like a facial hair that wears a brah and has pink long hair and earrings its fucking so wild I stopped going all together

>>21387592
>>21387685
>>21387751
when i said "idealist" i didnt mean i dont uphold moral values; what i meant is that material actions and substance is more important than ideas
retards

One time I went to Taco John's and they were out of ketchup. I had to eat my Potato Oles with hot sauce.

>>21388345
sorry, I didn't know it was on. you left that part out

>>21387764
I help people all the time but I don't lie to myself that I'm a good person. I do it because of a sense of obligation and the emotional satisfaction, which are rewards for my actions.

>>21388188
Maybe but when I was a kid my sister had a friend and my sister's friend had a boyfriend and my sister's friend's boyfriend was a fake biker which meant he dressed like a biker but he drove around in his parents' stationwagon all day listening to the same goddamn Led Zeppelin song over and over again, that one that goes "TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIVE" and sometimes I'd see my sister's friend sitting on the hood of her car holding a bag of ice to her eye saying "he hits me but he really, really loves me."

I found a small bag of crack in a McDonald’s bathroom when I was 15. I was a stupid kid already experimenting with drugs so I said “why not” and smoked the crack out of a dented can in my basement late at night after my mom went to bed. Shit was cash but I was smart enough not to do it again because it felt way too good.

>>21387888
Your fault. For being bl*ck.

>>21388556
>Led Zeppelin song
>that one that goes "TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIVE"
what the fuck are you talking about

>>21388620
>let's kill this family of four for mildly I'm annoying us

>>21383253
The same thing happened to me in a strip joint in Bowie, Maryland, in 2002.

>>21388628
Quintessential cockfighting spy.

>>21388628
I can't remember the exact words. It's...
>been a long time since I rock-and-rolled.

>>21388690

>>21382295 (OP)
Not too bad but just generally annoying
>get mcdicks near skid row for me and a couple of friends
>wait in the drive through for like 20 minutes
>crackhead waiting next to speaker
>ignore him
>get food and drive back home
>see that they left out 2 mcchickens
>go back and ask for the 2 mcchickens
>retarded latina insists that she put them in there, but ends up giving us our mcchickens
>also hassled by crackheads begging for food/money at the end of the drive through
like WHY would I drive all the way back here for free mcchicken.

>fat teenager with acne
>go to KFC late one night with a bro
>hottie working the counter
>we both order our meals
>get back to car
>she didn’t give me any napkins
>she gave my athletic friend double serve of napkins
Doesn’t seem like much but it hurt, it hurt a lot.

>>21384120
>Referencing religion
Good job proving his point
You only care about religion and God because there's a reward, a benefit in it for you
If the bible said "after you die, everyone will go to hell and suffer, you wouldn't be religious" or "there is no afterlife, whether good or bad you will simply cease to exist" you wouldn't be religious at all.

All religious people are only religious because they are promised a reward greater than their sacrifice on earth
Take that away and none of them will do it
True altruism isn't real

>>21387754
This happened to me on vacation in Florida, but with a local barbecue place. I think I had ordered a pulled pork sandwich and something else for my gf, we ended up with like two full racks of ribs, half a chicken, and a bunch of sides. Never heard squat about it from doordash or the restaurant, either, and it also fed us for like 2 days

I mentioned a weird, strangely sexual old lady I knew in another thread and I remembered a weird story with her: I went into a Popeyes once with a friend of mine and he had to use the shitter. He couldn't get in so he headed back up from to ask for a key or something and this old lady who lived in my block at the time hands him the key and says "you won't get raped with this."
Weird old bat. Hopes she's still kickin'.

https://youtu.be/61MpS1vr6V0?si=eeGJ-5bc_UI6bthB

>>21388969

>>21384807
Bro they deported Jesus last week, who's going to mow my lawn now?

>>21388186
I normally get fast food when it's 1 am and I am on my way home and can't be assed to cook, I am drinking and it's the closest food I can scrounge because my fridge is empty or on road trips.
Last time I ate in my car voluntarily was on the way to my brother's house at 10 PM. I was drinking and was getting hungry since I hadn't eaten all day. Wanted Taco Bell since the one by his house is usually not too busy. Forgot to ask him if he wanted anything until I was in the drive thru line already, so I decided to take my quesadilla to a shopping plaza down the road.
Parked the car and shut it down three rows from the only other car in the lot. There was a tax store with their neon signs still on but nothing on inside, all the other stores were long closed for the day.
As I'm burning my mouth on a freshly made quesadilla the only other car in the lot flashed his lights. Less than a minute later he just up and left. Not sure if I messed up a deal or something, didn't really think about it as I finished my quesadilla and beer.
Still have a lone splash of baked in fire sauce on my passenger seat.

>>21389258
I hope you're not driving drunk anob

>>21388792
Learn more about religion before painting swathes like that
I follow God because I'm thankful for my existence and everything in it, let alone Christ being sent down to be crucified for my sins, it's an amazing blessing and I don't want to waste the beautiful life I've been given. I'm a dummy and not perfect in the least, but I try my best to be good
God bless you and I hope you come to think better of your fellow man

>>21382595

Hope what little brain matter you have, melts and comes oozing out your nose, you disgusting pusbag.

>>21387877

One time I got a Double Cheeseburger, and they did not layer the meat and cheese properly. One of the cheese slices is supposed to be in between the two meat patties.

Seems like a small thing but it really does impact the burger.

i asked for ketchup in the bag so that i would have something to dip my fries in and they just gave me a single packet. the fuck they think i'm going to do, use 1 molecule of ketchup per fry? bullshit, this is why i prefer fatties to be the ones putting together my order because they know that when i want ketchup, i want a lot of it

>>21390625
unconscionable. they should be fired

>>21388186
What kind of ceramic stuff do you make? That’s very nice that you go visit your grandma.

I used to sometimes get late night fast food (especially right after Covid hit, often the Taco Bell nacho party box which was only $10) but I’d normally wait until I got home to eat it

>>21383088
It's wild here in Oregon, zero sign it ever happened where I am, east of the Cascades, but go up to Portland and like half the people you see in some areas are wearing masks, places still have social distancing signs up, etc. The one time I've actually eaten in a restaurant there I was almost surprised they didn't demand a vax card like SF was doing for years after nobody else cared.

>>21383273
That reminds me of one that's kinda fast food related

I used to live near Universal Studios in LA and one time I went out to get Tommy's in Hollywood late at night, which meant crossing this bridge over the 101 freeway in the Cahuenga pass, and when I came around the corner I saw that there was a guy standing at the edge of the bridge, bent way over with his head almost at knee level, spraying a huge fountain of chocolate milk looking diarrhea out of his ass onto the freeway below.

>>21391290
Even if I drive to my usual eating spots as fast as possible, the hard shell tacos I get at Taco Bell are still somehow falling apart. If I get like burritos though, yeah they'll still be fine by the time I get home.
And the big thing we make are trees, so many trees...

>>21383324
People with real jobs have still not been back to work since the coof, it's eternal WFH now

>>21383394
Imagine being this bitch and inviting 8 random dudes over to your place to smoke them out and not even getting a gangbang out of it because they were all cowards

>>21383790
i'm shockingly misanthropic so i behave altruistically just to prove that i'm better than other people and to reinforce my hatred for them based on their lack of gratitude or wasting what they have been given etc. very effective

>>21392244
the world would be a better place with more people like you :)

>>21386831
Yes it is. Anything that is illegal, dangerous, or ideally both is inherently cool.

>>21382295 (OP)
i went to mcdonalds, i ordered a cup of tea and only got a cup of hot water.
i had to go back to the counter to ask for the tea
truly traumatic

>>21382295 (OP)
chicken brain in my kfc box

>>21382295 (OP)
McDonald's gave me a diet coke instead of regular. Idk I live in a mostly white area so I don't have to deal with much bullshit

>>21382419
I don't ever want to see my town posted on this shithole website again do you understand? Don't ever do it again

McDonald’s, there’s a bum in line. He asks for a cup of hot water and packets of ketchup. Going to make tomato soup, he explains. I knock the cup out of his hands. Every one stares.
Dad: Never been more proud of ya, son.
The place explodes with laughter, everybody pats me on the back.

>>21392701
Never happened. Your dad left long, long ago when he realized your whore mother gave birth to a faggot.

>>21386077
fuck i hate ticks

>>21388361
oof

>>21382295 (OP)
Tweaker went off on the car in front of me at the drive through.

>>21382295 (OP)
Nothing major but like 15 years ago I was traveling out of state and walked into a mcdonalds late at night and there was a 7 foot tall rural bleach blonde white guy who was sitting on the counter trying to talk up the girl on the register. I didnt really know what telltale drug user signs were at that point in my life but I think he was on meth. He stared at me the whole time, visibly hostile aura, presumably because I was interupting as I went to place an order and get my food.

I have been lucky and havnt had any food poisoning that I could immediately link to fast food (although a local pizza place, yes), nor seen anything crazy from behavior of others.

Although I did have a baconator that put about a gallon of mayo that did not taste right, took one bite and basically puked and did not go back there for 3 years. Thats the only time I can really remember taking a bite and just throwing the entire order away.

>>21385208
>lowercase h in "he"
Welp, looks like you're gonna be burning for all eternity anon. Hope it was worth it!

>>21392907
Oh wait that actually reminded me. I once pulled into Taco Bell after an emergency call at work where I had to head out to a site and fix stuff from like 8pm to midnight. I drive about an hour back home and stop at a nearby taco bell. Im guessing this chicks co workers didnt show up, cause the store starts with lights on but switches off while im in line at the drive through but I know they are open much later. A drunk guy in a pickup is refusing to move when the girl inside says they are closed. The curb is kinda steep and there is no easy offroad way to go around this guy plus my car sits low to the ground. Im blocked in by someone behind me who doesnt understand whats happening. Girl comes out and talks to guy behind me and explains to me and him whats up. I get out and yell at the drunk guy to move his car and they are closed. He gets belligerant and swears at me but eventually moves. When I pull around out front shes waiting there and asks me if I want anything and I say just a crunchwrap. She makes me one for free.

>>21382295 (OP)
Around 2 years ago
>Go to have dinner in BK with coworkers after shift
>Place is unussually empty for the time
All of us order and sit down to eat
>Notice how for some reason all the floors are filthy with trash
>There is also a crackhead lurking around the soda machine
>Crackhead is waiting for people who go to fill their cup to see if he can get a few drops of cola(it was one of those machines that only activated with the recipt code)
>Staff clearly see him but don't do shit, not even clean
>We keep eating
>Crackhead approaches our table
>says nothing, jus tstares and occasionally spazzes
>One of the coworkers offers him a few nuggets
>Crackhead eats nuggies and leaves
>We finish and go outside to smoke a cig before splitting
>Crackhead comes back, starts orbiting around us like wolf surrounding pray
>We ignore him and keep chatting
>He keeps walking in circles growling once in a while
>Finish cig and split
>Crackhead keeps staring from the distance and screaming

>>21392443
wait you live in Dicko or just CBR in general? Do you ever visit the Lyneham shops?

>girlfriend ordered a burger with a bunch of stuff removed (lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions etc.)
>received a burger box with only the items she removed from the burger.

>>21392994
owned

>>21391952
Whoa very cool! You ever think of doing 3D printing too?

>>21392956
Turned out not too bad in the end. I sometimes think about the fact that when I’m in a drive thru line that I’m basically trapped until I’m the front car.

>>21388792
I think maybe you make the mistake of presuming everyone is as simple as you, including the being that created the entire universe.
We are all thrown into this world as sheep (innocent), we all experience pain and injustice and most people then decide to exert pain and injustice onto others, they become wolves themselves.
Those that genuinely want to do good do so because they reject injustice in its entirety and cop it on the chin.
Weak wolf bitch.

>>21382624
>I work in healthcare
lmfao cuck

>>21383516
All women are retarded whats your point

>>21393217
what's wrong with that

>>21391297
where you at desertanon? I'm moving to John Day in a couple weeks

One time I brought my own olives to Taco Bell.

>>21383263
>>21393220
nice retard faggot bait

>open my usual food delivery app
>my nearest mcdonalds doesnt have the nuggets combo anymore and no ranch sauce anywhere on the menu
>order something else thinking its temporary
>days later those items are still gone
why

>>21394132
That was boring.

>>21392956
similar experience at a jack in the box
>latenight, between 9-10pm
>haven't had a munchie meal in years
>pull into drivethru
>3+cars in front of me
>get to speakerbox
>'hey man on the muchie meal can I just have a regular burger instead of the grilled cheese burger?'
>get told no
>car pulls behind me
>'but the grilled cheese burger is just a regular burger with an extra bun on top with nacho cheese in between'
>no
>'ok then'
>roll up window
>put earbuds in
>jammin
>after like 3 minutes notice loud noise thru music
>like someone screaming thru an Xbox mic
>take out earbuds
>drive thru guy is yelling something
>roll down window
>he's just going HELLO??? HELLO??? HELLOOO??
>realize he's been at this for quite a while
>wait for a pause between HELLO??'s
>'yeah man idk if you're talking to me but I'm good'
>GTFO OUT OF MY DRIVETHRU THEN BITCH
>mic peaking, cutting off half the words but I get the gist
>cars ahead
>cars behind
>curb with gravel median separating from other parking lot
>'dude I cant-'
>GTFO OF MY LINE BITCH
>'I CANT YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT'
>they just keep screaming GTFO OUT MY LINE
>in rearview guy behind me has his head and torso turned around, clearly planning their escape
>car pulls up behind him
>baka
>GTFO MY LINE
>'I LITERALLY CANNOT DO THAT YOU STUPID DICK, I WILL MOVE WHEN THE LINE MOVES RETARD'
>finally there's room to pull past the menu
>wait another 10 minutes, pissed, trying to ignore everything
>guy in front of me at window
>finally
>they get their food
>drive past window
>nogs screeching at me and flipping me off

Why did they chimp out like that? How retarded are they that they don't know that I can't leave the line, & that rabid chimp screeching wasn't helping? Don't all drivethrus have cameras? What did they hope to accomplish? If it were me id be like 'cool bro doesn't want anything less work for me'

>>21382295 (OP)
Last halloween I wen't to a B.K and the person behind the counter was wearing a jewish rabi costume

>>21393538
Bend, so only sort of the desert. John Day's way out there, I've never even been that far east.

>>21383258
He was probably an uber eats guy collecting a bunch of orders to go deliver

>>21394251
>Bend
>never even been that far east
Oh so you moved there from California

>>21394277
I mean within Oregon, I've been all over the country.
But yeah, I grew up in SoCal. I'm a redneck who traded one high desert for another though, don't mix me up with the faggots that move to LA from god knows where and then call themselves "Californian" after going to shit somewhere else up.

>>21394288
I'd make fun of you for being a Californian that's "not like the others" while being able to afford fucking Bend but it's not even worth it anymore, Oregon is at least 50% Californian expats at this point. Welcome home

>>21394299
>while being able to afford fucking Bend
honestly I'm not even close to that, I'm only here because my parents were just barely able to afford a house here after selling their one in CA and I'm living with them. I'm gonna have to find a girlfriend to split rent with and some kind of decent job, which are few and far between, if I want any hope of living on my own in this region.

I saw my first cockroach at a cracker barrel when I was around 6 or 7 and it was on my plate right after the server set it down.

>>21394324
>my parents were just barely able to afford a house here after selling their one in CA
Yep that's your average homeowner there now.
Hate to break it to you but it's only gonna get worse. The only places affordable left in OR are east of Redmond or really, really podunk coastie towns. I'm originally from Salem and considered moving back but it's full of crackheads now and a complete dump of a trap house in a bad neighborhood is at least $300k. I'm going to John Day because I can afford a home on a single income and it's not a total shithole.
Imo there's no reason trying to hack it in Bend unless you're a ski bum, it's a nice town but it'll drain your bank and the drug zombies are slowly but surely moving in just like every other city over there that was nice 15 years ago.

>>21394347
Oh yeah believe it I'm well aware. I have to stick around for a while to help my parents out while they get settled and through some medical issues (resolvable thankfully) but then I'm gonna have to move on. I always wanted to fly planes for a living, started training in '19 and then covid fucked it, and Bend's got some pretty good schools so I'm gonna try to scrape my way through without getting completely raped by student loans and then I'll go wherever I can find flying work, probably Alaska or Idaho with the kind of flying I want to do.

I'm not sure what's gonna happen with the drug zombies. They just cleared the big China Hat infestation at the south end of town out and it seems like some are actually going back to the valley or something, I've seen noticeably less in midtown since they did it. They're also hell bent on gentrifying that whole area ASAP so I'm not sure where they're gonna go here, other than the area between Bend and Redmond where there are already large encampments, everywhere else is pretty much either uninhabitable even for them or private ranch/farm land where the owners probably won't bother calling the cops. That aside though I think it's really a national problem and I don't know that there's anywhere that's both nice and is big enough to have jobs and amenities that isn't dealing with similar shit.

>>21388040
nta but puyallup reporting in *sharts*

>>21386501
>meet nation of islam guy outside cousins place in harlem, after me and my cousin got into an argument
>go on a ghetto adventure into the bronx
>sober up, realize where i'm at and what i've been doing
>me and nation of islam guy argue, he gets emotional
>he tells me to wait, he'll hail a cab, and, walks off
>wait about two minutes, i leave, get cash, get my own cab
i think we ditched each other, desu. my cousin was PISSED when i finally got back - my phone was dead the entire time

>>21394404
>Idaho
That's where I'm at now and am leaving partially because it's so goddamn expensive here too, if anything it's worse, just that the lack of crime (for now) makes it somewhat more worth it.
I've resigned myself to living in tiny towns to survive. Luckily the nature of my job allows that. I've been in a town of <500 for 6 years and love it. There's less to do and I have to drive over an hour to get cheap groceries but usually the town is more affordable, plus I don't even like city people anymore. Embrace isolation anon it's worth it.
It's good that they cleared out China Hat though, that place has been a cesspool for years. They'll be back though. Thanks to Elon all of the land management agencies have all been gutted so there's no one to even try to keep the squatters out. The only thing that will remove them permanently is the place inevitably burning to the ground in a giant wildfire.

>>21394229
>put headphones in and ignore reality
>get yelled at
>CONTINUE to ignore reality
>people get mad
>blame black people
holy shit you are a waste of oxygen.

>>21383486
how'd you make the pom lemonade

>>21382318
>>21388556
The retardation in these posts is palpable.

>>21382446
>I don't find any republican talking points to have any legitimate merit whatsoever
>the virus just didn't merit that much damage I reckon

>>21393217
>lmfao cu-
>*dies of tuberculosis*

>>21394229
I once got drunk and passed out in the drive thru line. I didn't start drinking until I gave the speakerbox my order. They actually called the cops on me.

>>21394502
I'd be down for the very small town thing, honestly even more down for a middle of nowhere property where I've got an excuse to own a tractor and room to ride dirtbikes around and shit, but I unfortunately have no way of funding it, all of my employment skills require being physically at work. That could maybe change if I could scrape up some seed money to have my own small manufacturing business but that's also unlikely at the moment.

>>21394644
If you want to live rural and make money try wildland firefighting. Even entry level you make a ton of money in a 6 month season. Thing is you have to work >1000 hours of overtime a season and you're never home. But if you get on with a government crew and stick with it lots of opportunities can open up if you want to transition into a more professional field after a few seasons, and if you're a pilot you will have opportunities to fly for them too. Just don't work for a private crew. If you're already established in Bend you could apply for the USFS there, they probably have a hard time getting people, but it's too late for this season.

>>21394532
it's their fault for taking so fucking long, if you didn't start drinking until after ordering then you should have been well on your way home by the time the first swig off the bottle sinks in

>>21394668
I'm too old and afaik they're not hiring anyway, thanks to the cuts. On the subject of government flying I recently talked with some ODFW guys and that might be an option, though, and their air is based out of some pretty small towns.

>>21394507
>y don wypipo jus take it wen i crash out

>>21394507
you're not obligated to order anything at a drive thru if they don't have what you want or you change your mind
There was also nowhere else I could go
Learn to read faggot

>>21388355
That's not what "idealist" means. The word you were looking for is "dreamer", ESL-kun.

>>21384810
>tfw anon doesn't realize he prepared Trump's Presidential Banquet

>>21385063
>but I grew up on books and thought people just talked to each other if they took interest in each other irl.
That was how the world worked pre-internet, and you should keep doing it.

>>21382295 (OP)
Went to five guys years ago and tried to order a burger with no condiments. The black grill dude and the white girl cashiering looked at me like I was crazy and I had to explain what a condiment was.

>>21395765
>did cuh say no condoms?
>bruhhh you goofy

One time I got pizza and pasta from a drive-thru, if you can believe that.

>>21395790
Fazolis?

>>21388498
>i'm a psychopath, therefore everybody is a bad person
Better add autism to that list too.

>>21388629
I would kill you for your piss poor grammar, so what happened in anon's story seems reasonable.

>>21392260
this but unironically

>>21392956
>When I pull around out front shes waiting there and asks me if I want anything and I say just a crunchwrap. She makes me one for free.
Should have asked for a handy.

>>21382295 (OP)
>absurd fast food experience
I stumbled home nearly blackout drunk one Friday or Saturday morning and there was a succulent McDonald's meal at my door. Somone using uber eats fucked up the address and delivered it me instead of them. It was a few drinks, a bunch of nuggies, two large fries, a chicken sandwich, and a burger. I went to town on that shit and I don't even eat fast food.

>>21382295 (OP)

I'm was 12 or 13, I was at a jack in the box with my dad, about 100 miles away from home. My dad goes into the bathroom and I begin to get nervous. The reason we are 100 miles away from home is he's come to LA to buy heroin. Time starts passing, no idea how long because this was before smart phones and before kids my age had phones. It felt like a really long time, not longer than hour but an extremely unusual amount of time to be in the bathroom even if you're doing drugs. I too afraid to go in because I know what's in there. After awhile a guy goes into the bathroom and comes out, goes to the counter and says that someone is dying in the bathroom. I don't know what to do, I'm 100 miles away from home, I don't have a cell phone, my dad doesn't have a cell phone, I do know how to use pay phones so I'm not completely cut off from my world. At this point I don't say a thing, I don't get involved, in retrospect the staff probably had some idea that I was connected to the guy in the bathroom but at that moment I was separate from what was unfolding. They call the paramedics, who arrive and start working on my dad, I can't see what's happening at all because I'm still sitting where I was eating kind of frozen in this surreal situation. Eventually they wheel him out on the stretcher and I realized that unless I speak up I'm going to be a little kid stuck in downtown LA, far from home and the only way to communicate would be calling collect on a pay phone. I remember the walk of shame up to the paramedics. "Yeah that's my dad on the stretcher and I'm here alone with him".

Anyways they brought him back, I guess he was technically dead at some point but they managed to keep the sorry bastard around. 20 years late he's the meanest, most bitter, psychopathic and angry person I'll ever know, he's cartoonish levels of dysfunctional. Maybe he would have been better off dying that day.

>>21396326
>Maybe he would have been better off dying that day.
This was true the second he decided to drive with his son for 2 hours so he could buy and take heroin in a mcdonalds bathroom. I'm sorry that was your existence.

>>21396326
People really have sympathy for people like your dad who did that to you and have the nerve to say but muh addiction. Faggots need to stop absolving agency from people and understand some people are inherently broken and not worth spending time and resources on. Let them overdose and speedrun their bad habits and weed them out of society.

>>21395352
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idealism

>>21397134
>People really have sympathy for people like your dad who did that to you and have the nerve to say but muh addiction.
why have sympathy for anon then? he probably turned out fucked up too. his dad was fucked up by some other fuckups. no one's just deciding to get into heroin 1 day because their life is going so great. it's fuckups all the way down.

I went to Subway and they just refused to turn around and even look at me. I asked for help like five times but they just kept ignoring me so I walked out.

>>21397419
Because a child has no choice who it's parents are, a cycle of abusers can eventually be broken by someone strong enough, but nobody can unmake the memories anon was forced into acquiring just for some spack addicts hit.


Besides, addicts have a dealer, they're not so stupid that they don't have some angle on the next hit, he nearly killed himself in front of his son because he was shopping around for a better price. Ain't no way he didn't know a guy selling locally.

>>21396213
it's a typo, retard. It grammatically correct if I hadnt accidentally typed the word "I'm".
Also, defending anyone who puts glass in someone's food? That's evil.

>>21397372
I have never heard that word used that way, and I am a very well read anon, so my response is
>kikepedia

>>21397502
>it's a typo, retard. It grammatically correct if I hadnt
>retard
>other people
>calling

>>21382295 (OP)
I went to a Churchs Chicken and waffles, and there was an incapacitated man blocking the door. I think he was in a fight, but they would never close on a Sunday afternoon. So I had to use the other door, that somehow, had an indian phone repair store between it and the store. I have no idea how that's even possible, honestly. I had to wait in the phone repair store and some woman in her Sunday best told me about a giant rat she saw in the parking lot. I told her it was actually a "rat king", or, a bunch of rats tied together at the tail, and the phone repair guy perked up and asked me to show it to him. We went to the parking lot after I got my food and we didn't see it, and I think he got mad when I tried to leave. So we looked around a minute longer and saw it, and he was impressed. I was getting the food for my aunt and she really liked it, but I forgot her drink. This was in Philadelphia

>>21383425
Damn.

>>21397875
Evidently there's always something more to read. Idealism is not that obscure. Berkeley is well regarded in the history of philosophy.
>Taken seriously by everyone and believed by no one
Is nice quote about it i'm half-remembering

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Berkeley

>>21398416
I'm with the phone guy. Seeing a rat king seems based. Rare creature encounter

>>21397419
>no one's just deciding to get into heroin 1 day because their life is going so great. it's fuckups all the way down.
Maybe not exactly, but I've unfortunately known a lot of addicts and "recreational use that got out of hand" is as common of a story as anything else, people who did a little of this and a little of that like all the other cool kids in high school/college and just couldn't keep it under control. They've always got some trauma sob story but 90% of the time it's the same shit everybody else deals with and even when it's legit I've known 10 people who've managed to keep their shit together with the same or worse (or at least be normal non-addict burned out fuckups) for every one that does go down the hole.

In reality it's just that getting high feels good and some people just don't have the wisdom or the willpower to stop doing it before it's too late.

>>21390625
Looks dry af

>>21398416
Can confirm, I was the aunt.

Sigh

>>21397882
again, another typo. Get new material

>>21391952
I painted one of those trees, almost identical, when I was <10 at a ceramics store. I've got it somewhere still. Had the little lights too.

>>21398689
>Idealism is not that obscure
indeed, its not at all. it even is taught in highschool philo 101 (socrates, plato, locke and other actual liberal baggage) in the states and other """western""" countries.

>>21383497
This post was a three-hit combo, Shyamalan would be proud

>>21383262
I went to a McDonald's as they were closing, for some reason it was packed with college kids even though it was a Monday. Anyway the manager must have been out or something because the staff had completely lost control of the place and were arguing with each other over orders and responsibilities. I walked up to the counter and ordered a McChicken and a mlikshake, waited like 20 seconds and got handed a bag that didn't have my order but had 10 Big Macs and a Sprite. 10 fucking Big Macs, I still wonder who orders that. Anyway I told the guy at the counter he forgot my milkshake so he got that for me as well (didn't need the McChicken with what I had). I gave away half my Big Macs to random homeless people on my way home and binged the Big Macs while playing DotA with my roommates. Good night.

>>21383331
that's a management issue, my hometown has a McDonalds that mostly hires retards and the service there is the best I've had anywhere. They're always smiling as well.

>>21383425
I was tapping my finger to some music while in the queue to pay my way into a skating rink in 2013. As I walk up the cashier looks at me dead in the eye and says ''If I have to put up with your damn finger on top of the fucking music here all day, I swear I'll go home right now and blow my brains out''. I didn't say anything and just paid my way in. Put a right damper on my date though.

>>21384468
my dad has a simillar story
>be an young expat in Indonesia in the 80s
>invite whole family over to enjoy their first trip to Asia together
>go out to eat at some random street stall near the hotel his company placed him in
>driver picked it out for them, he's pretty much my Dad's best friend there but doesn't speak much English and my Dad only knows basic Indonesian
>delicious and cheap satay, meat tastes good but they can't understand what exactly it is in their broken indonesian
>drive home
>Dad's sister spots a dog that had gotten run over dead flat and points it out
>Driver has a huge grin on his face and points at it as well ''Satay, satay!''
>whole family begins to question what they ate

I'm pretty sure it was just a joke as I've never seen people eat dog in Indonesia and dogs aren't common there in the first place. But my aunt still brings it up at least once a year haha.

>>21384548
>18 yo
>get high as fuck with a guy I met in my very first college class
>go get a kebab so we have something to eat while we watch a movie in our dorm
>street crossing
>started munching on the kebabs already, fuck we won't have anything to eat when we get home
>motorcyclist loudly revs as we walk by him
>we both panic the fuck out and our kebabs go flying
>can hear him laughing his head off inside his helmet, fucker is slapping his knee
>we get to the other side of the street
>hear him rev his engine again
>sudden sputter
>loud rev
>more sputtering
>engine dies
>finish eating our kebabs sat on the sidewalk while laughing at the motorcyclist walking his heavy bike into the horizon
>yes we picked the kebabs off the floor

That was like the second time I ever smoked weed, at the time I thought every single time I smoked would generate this kind of stupid situation and it generally did for that first year of college.

>>21399548
>again, another typo. Get new material
Absolutely embarassing lmao.
Thirdies get off my board.

>>21400495
guarantee you have more parasites right now than I've had in my life fucko

>>21401012
Are you certain of that? I'm getting brainworm vibes from your posts right now.