Thread 21382930

Post'em if you got'em.

>>21382930 (OP)
But I don't have any webm's of your life.

>>21382951
Sounds like you're pretty miserable, senpai. My thread isn't for coping about being on the verge of killing yourself.

>>>/r9k/

>>21382930 (OP)
Not a webm, but still pretty fuckin sad.

>>21382973
that has to be fish (the fried lookin' one)

>>21382930 (OP)
Wow that sucks, Idgaf about Fortnite but I’d have gone

>>21382930 (OP)
Too much anticipated human interaction for my liking

>>21383197
ChinkTok thots
Not even once.

>>21382999
I'm pretty sure this is the setup before people arrived. Shirley.

>>21382973
I used to eat like this as a kid when my parents werent home and I felt like a king. I'd set the table and everything then eat a TV dinner with a mountain dew and the independence felt incredible. Probably the reason I learned how to cook in the first place.

>>21382930 (OP)
he didn't show the gay sex (top)
that is included right?

>>21382930 (OP)
M-maybe they just haven’t arrived yet, anon…

>>21382930 (OP)
>oh no we have tons of food and friends look at how pathetic we are that we aren't some shut in losers like OP
lel

>>21383207
kek, well at least it's not as bad as one of those 'chinese industrial accident' rekt webms of some dude in a factory getting wasted by a piece of equipment gone awry

>>21383204
>2 slices of pizza already consumed
Nope.

>>21383501
>we have tons of friends
Apparently not, lmao

>>21383076
Just go get another one that shit was probably like 40 bucks. And don't carry it like a limp wristwd faggot this time.

>>21383207
How is this sad? Makes me laugh everytime

The saddest thing in this thread is that the same tired old webms are being posted yet again.

>>21383586
>>21383595
The cake is untouched and uncandled still under a lid, even if no friends came, parents helicoptering hard enough to prepare something like this would have forced him to blow out some candles and endure a happy birthday.

>>21383676
It's sadder that I come to this board maybe once or twice a year for a few days and can second this

>>21383680
Yeah, after the sad video was taken I'm sure that's what happened. Then half that pizza and junk food was consoomed in silence

>>21383076
NOT THE SCRAN!

>>21382930 (OP)
This is the opposite of sad

>>21383197
Now I want an extra sloppy roast beef sandwich

>>21383688
Think she got fucked that night?

this webm is like heaven on earth, are you kidding?
the brownie tray really caught my eye

>>21384909
It's terrible what some people end up doing to their kids.

>>21384997
kys newfag

>>21383076
>Let me hold this entire stack of food between my two fingers.
100% preventable and that retards fault

>>21382930 (OP)
This looks like a party designed by a fucking pedo to lure in little kids
Fuck off with your "muh 28th birthday"

>>21382930 (OP)
>saddest
More like greatest memory. OP is a 35 year old man.

>>21383197
I want her to do that but with my cock.
>>21384909
Zero nutritional value

>>21382930 (OP)
I would have gone, but I wouldn't have played Fortnite.

>>21382930 (OP)
The idea that nobody came is a new fake narrative, usually people just complain about that amount of junk food and say the kid must have been a spoiled brat

>>21385770
its like a terrible tapas board or they couldnt be bothered making the sandwhich so they give you the ingredients

>>21386583
It's 48.68 before tip bbq sauce is extra.

>>21386802
youre only allowed sauce if you buy a bottle of in the instore made eco vegan gluten free fairtrade BBQ sauce.
for $26 without tax ofc

these were different times, pleas don't judge us to harshly

>>21387032
>dad found the rumwall

>>21383076
who was in the wrong here?

>>21387053
Dude on the back wasn't properly supporting his load, causing the shitty handle to snap on the front dudes side. They're both at fault, I'd say 40/60 With the dude in the front being an idiot to trust anything made in China. They both needed to be actually doing their jobs though and weren't.

>>21383197
>Woman gets paid to do nothing except make 30 second long fetish videos on the Internet
>She can't even do that properly
I would act like I'm surprised but I'm really not.
>>21383601
Is that Kay's Cooking? I feel like this is cheating
>>21384909
The way she throws the plate down at the beginning and visibly struggles to breathe while preparing the 'meal' is peak seppo

>>21387052
First the pissdrawer
Now the rumwall
Once he finds the shitcloset it's all over

>>21387032
how much money is that

>>21388736
idk but at my worst it that would only be like a 3 week supply for me. there comes a level of alcoholism where you gotta just own it and and stop hiding it. everyone already knows at that point anyway.

>>21388736
>Captain Morgen plastic bottle
A whopping 20 dollhairs.

>>21382951
you're*

>>21384909
This isn't sad. It's infiurating.

>>21383076
that dumb ass tray probably cost more than that tiny amount of food it was holding. White people are fucking retarded

>>21388736
minimum $5 per bottle. easily over $500. Probably closer to 1k

>>21386583
it's yankees trying and failing to steal southern food, geg

>>21382930 (OP)
this is an old vid from a kid's birthday
fuck off

>>21383197
>please dont sit on it
>please dont sit on it
>please dont sit on it
>*sits on it*
Fuck. giwtwm

>>21387032
>There's always rummy in the banana stand

>>21389106
>old vid
>Fortnite

>>21389136
i played the alpha of "fortnite" when it was still a tower defence type of game
it was like 8 years ago anon, 8 years is a long time.

>>21384909
Kid has no fucking chance...

>>21389136
Fortnite was released in 2017.

>>21382973
Why does this photo have crime scene lighting?

>>21387032
poor bastard. i know that feeling too well

>>21383586
>he doesn't know about the dad tax
Lol @ your sad ass growing up in a single mother household

>>21387032
I just put this song on right before I cluck that webm

https://youtu.be/mFv8PbC5Gsw?si=OVxgKqzIIaBoLQul

>>21384909
I thought it was just gonna be rage bait until she showed the kid with it.
Turns out it's just rage.

I came here to cook, now I just wanna die.

>>21386848
>fellow vegetables, we must allow the weeds into the garden or else our garden will not survive

>>21389230
Your dad is going to die of a heart attack from how fat he is and it will be devastating to lose him so young.

>>21383076
What a bunch of goobers, it's like one of those teleshop TV advertisements where people cause obviously preventable problems for themselves by acting like idiots

>>21383197
god damn it that's not how you fucking eat why are women so stupid?

>>21387032
>cumsock
>pissdrawer
>boozewall
We've been compromised. The dead hooker under the frozen burger patties is our last line of defense

>>21387053
>>21387061
Cameraman

>>21383197
>>21389111
I would pay $100 to eat that sandwich afterwards.

>>21383076
I've watched it so many times but still can't assign the blame

>>21383076
It's the fault of both the retards, though the one on the right did drop the food, neither were holding it properly

>>21383197
The most annoying thing about this was she doesn't even sit on it and squash it properly

>>21387032
I've heard of glass bottles being used as wall insulation, but I don't think this is the case.

>>21389703
those are blastic bottles anon. based on the reactions I assume it was either a previous tenant or, most likely, a parent :[

>>21383076
this one made me a little bit happy

>>21383688
shame she got vaxxed. I'll miss her.

>>21383688
I prefer that other girl that is super pale and blonde,almost looks like an elf

>>21389136
It came out 13 years ago grandpa.

>>21387032
Been there... had pints of vodka stuffed under cushions, the mattress, in coat pockets, etc... until I could sneak them out to the trash

>>21383688
so some idiot is standing behind him and recording?
if I went to a food truck and somebody is recording with a phone then I'm doing a 360 and walking away.

>>21387114
>peak seppo
I don't know what that is but this woman is Australian

>>21385770
>Brooklyn BBQ
New Yorkers somehow manage to be a citizen of the entire Earth except for the rest of America

>>21387032
i don't see the issue
let sleeping dogs lie
it isn't as though glass rots

>>21390085
I've walked through houses being built, the spics working on them leave empty modelo bottles in the walls, and they don't get taken out before the drywall gets put up.

>>21390122
it's a little different when they are building it but i don't see how it is going to cause any serious issues

>>21390127
I thought it was funny because the houses were nice/expensive, but yeah I don't think it'll hurt anything.

>>21390138
I know it's hard to tell, but this is the food and cooking board.

>>21382930 (OP)
when does the sad part start

>>21384909
Where did she get the giant Baskin Robbins spoon?

>>21387032
That's a lot of Sailor Jerry.

>>21383070
I hate when that happens

>>21382930 (OP)
you posted a based webm

>>21390317
My friend's brother is a rather destitute loser and he was living in a run down sharehouse in the slums, and his roomies were all gangsters, and because he refused to get a job he wasn't paying rent so they kicked him out. they wouldn't let him step foot into the house so my friend called me and the two of us went in to gather all his shit and move him out.

in addition to finding a salt-encrusted fleshlight under his bed, we found literally like a hundred bottles of picrel. he was buying them for like $1.50 at the nearby dollar store and getting smashed off his face. rinse and repeat pun intended.

>>21384909
>silent webm
>can still hear her labored breathing

>>21383197
assburgers

>>21391320
>salt-encrusted fleshlight
salt?

>>21391378
well, certain kids of salts yes :|

>>21391380
kinds***

>>21383076
teh tard dad is the culprit: he climb downstairs while holding the tray over the wooden "pole", so the the tray handle slip off of his hand

>>21386974
W H A T is it?!!!

>>21382973
the coca cola makes it less sad

>>21392688
>>21392692
kek fuk i love these

>>21382930 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MTwPn-kvO8
I can't find the webm

>>21383197
This but on my penis instead

>>21384909
This is child abuse, people who do this ought to be arrested.

>>21392933
>fat people should be arrested
We don't have enough prisons anon

>>21389683
the way you can see the fascination in her eyes from all the sounds is really cute

>>21383076
god I wish I could hear the audio

>>21387114
>>Woman gets paid to do nothing except make 30 second long fetish videos on the Internet
You voted for it.

>>21393001
>You voted for it.
be a realist, its always gonna be a shit sandwich no matter how you try to eat it.

>>21382930 (OP)
28yo still celebrating birthday? fucking loser.

>>21382973
american cheese? looks like plastic.
>>21383076
big deal, just a bunch of nachos and garbage sauce?

>>21384909
My wife spent her childhood fat and it was an alienating and harmful experience. She gets emotional when she sees fat little girls because she knows they've been shoved into a lifestyle they had no say in and by the time they have the agency to do anything about it, it'll already be a part of their everyday habits and identity. You can just look at some of these poor kids and see their opportunities vanishing in real time. They'll never even know.
Every morning she makes our kids breakfast. Sausage, eggs, bacon, apples, actual food. Regardless of the budget, she refuses to feed them trash. These kids eat like kings and it shows when I see them interacting with other kids their age. I am enormously blessed to have a wife that doesn't poison her children.

>>21383586
there are two number candles shown at the end of the video
they are 1 and 2
either it's for a 12 year old or a 21 year old but in either case the title was intended to deceive. And I can only respond to that intent with hostility amigo

>>21384909
One year old babies need about 800 calories a day. In that "breakfast" there's 300 calories and no nutritional value. That kid has no chance.

>>21382930 (OP)
Iktf
t. didn't have a birthday party or celebration with friends in 25 years

>>21383074
This one breaks my heart a little. I hate dropping/ruining much anticipated snacks

>>21382930 (OP)
I can never get over how expensive this is. Probably like $1000 in junk food and candy and the fucking popcorn and snow cone machines

>>21391320
Can you actually get crunk off of mouthwash? I drank half a bottle in middle school because I wanted to see what it felt like and it just made me sick

>>21383076
>Soccerfags

>>21391320
What's the abv on this bad boy

>>21393973
it does have a good amount of alcohol in it so you could get drunk but they also add tons of shit to it to make you feel sick when drinking it.

>>21387032
The problem is you fool yourself it's a one point night. That's before the brown out.

>>21394009
Enough for the night

>>21392724
lmfao

>>21382930 (OP)
What’s sad about this?

>>21392596
Abcess
You'll occasionally run into that with moose/elk/deer
Its gross but thats life it also smells horrible btw

>>21385770
It's insane how self absorbed New Yorkers are.

>>21382930 (OP)
How the fuck are you supposed to see anything with the tv on the floor

>>21384909
I like to think this is rage bait but the fact that she looks like a goomba and actually has a kid leads me to believe it's real.

In that case, why the fuck did she film it and upload it as if was acceptable parenting? Is she looking for sympathy? If she's looking for sympathy then she knows this is child neglect so that wouldn't make sense

Fucking fat fucks, I hate these creatures

>>21394035
Brilliant song and video

>>21390127
>>21390122
Now imagine you're a Mexican drywalling on the 7th story of some high rise, plumbing is t working yet and boss didn't give you a portajohn. You've gotta take a fat Mexican burrito shit but time's a wastin and you dont want to make the walk all the way down and up again. But you do have a few empty caulking tubes and a wall you can hide it behind....

>>21387053
Both, because they needlessly turned a one man job, into a two man job. Just to have some strange consumerism ceremony.

>>21387032
I tell ya his drinkin is drivin me up the wall

>>21394012
Better or worse than rubbing alcohol?

>>21394771
this is fake, hes actually sucking up the moisture and the clip has been reversed

>>21392703
Republicans doing anything. Lol got ‘em.

>>21394820
AHAHAHAHAHHA
uploaded to reddit! you owned those guys!
you dumb fucking nigger

>>21394832
these racists will do anything to make black people look bad lmao, SAD!

>>21389915
Excellent bait my friend. Unfortunately I have more than a two second long attention span. She's actually from North Carolina.
https://www.today.com/parents/moms/toddlers-doughnut-breakfast-tiktok-controversy-rcna134322

>>21383688
she was into him.

>>21383197
>top bun slides off and we don't get the full squish

Amateur hour over here.

>>21395033
shes not even farting on the burger, shes just sitting on it. it doesnt really matter
>h4aga

>>21382930 (OP)
why do they have enough food for 15 people but only enough consoles for 4? are they that bad at math?

>>21394072
he planned a big party and no one showed up

>>21383207
You can see the exact moment when she realized she struck TikTok gold

>>21387032
How did he get into my bedroom?

>>21387032
>Not filling the jugs up with piss first
Fucking amateur

>>21383076
why is their kitchen upstairs?

>>21395176
They already learned that anon. You aren't watching a Livefeed after all

>>21395028
him meaning the camera?

>>21383076
Retarded faggots. That's what you get for holding it with one hand and two fucking fingers by the edge. Hold it at the bottom with both hands you morons.
[reposting because forgot picrel]
>>21395177
Time isn't linear. They're still doing this in an alternate universe.

>>21383586
That's just the dad tax.

>>21384909
It's crazy to me that ugly people often end up having the cutest kids.

>>21392698
i prefer my soda flat
i'm a
Delicious
Flat
Cola
enjoyer

>>21389118
lel

>>21394012
Jesus, usually the Thymol in it will make your throat, esophagus, and stomach burn for a good while.

>>21382930 (OP)
This shit is cool when you are like...16, at 28 you should just get a hooker for what he payed for all that shit probably

>>21395181
>Time isn't linear
Time is a flat circle. Like an inflatable novelty tray filled with nachos and hotdogs that's being toted by two limp-wristed losers.

>>21385770
>average "deconstructed" meal
aka laziness
are mason jars still popular? i thought that trend died years ago

>>21390127
If any of those caps are loose and they weren't completely empty/dry when disposed of, they get very nasty