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Cooking Webm thread
Cooking Webm thread
Anonymous No.21383440 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
me on the chopping block
Anonymous No.21383449 [Report] >>21383477 >>21383747 >>21384327 >>21384676 >>21385972 >>21386047 >>21388578 >>21391887 >>21400371
Anonymous No.21383455 [Report] >>21383477 >>21391327 >>21397790
Anonymous No.21383463 [Report] >>21383477 >>21383985 >>21384148
Anonymous No.21383469 [Report] >>21385115 >>21391497 >>21396069 >>21396841 >>21397442 >>21397792
Anonymous No.21383477 [Report] >>21384174 >>21384689 >>21391327
>>21383449
Impressive
>>21383455
I hate coconut but this is interesting
>>21383463
This is pretty sick, I wonder what it tastes like
Anonymous No.21383584 [Report] >>21383764 >>21387854 >>21393226 >>21397868 >>21402140
Finally a webm thread where people actually post videos
Anonymous No.21383741 [Report] >>21383753
>>21383431 (OP)
All that practice flicking the knife around doesn't make you a better chef.
If anything, it shows you're a terrible chef that stands around flicking a knife around
Anonymous No.21383747 [Report]
>>21383449
Nice
Anonymous No.21383753 [Report] >>21385377 >>21392554
>>21383741
There's no knife in that video?
Anonymous No.21383764 [Report] >>21383773
>>21383584
it shows nimble hands at worst, and you sound like a jealous little clown at best
Anonymous No.21383773 [Report]
>>21383764
Hands so nimble like a retard that seethed so much he quoted the wrong person?
HAHAHAHAAHA
Fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.21383812 [Report] >>21383822 >>21384828 >>21385649 >>21385689 >>21394972
some za I made
Anonymous No.21383822 [Report]
>>21383812
looks amazing
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>>21383431 (OP)
Anonymous No.21383834 [Report]
>>21383830
I hate it
Anonymous No.21383845 [Report] >>21383871
>>21383830
how do I get a quirky wholesome chungus reddit gf?
Anonymous No.21383870 [Report]
Im confused. all the webms here are actually good
Anonymous No.21383871 [Report] >>21383886 >>21392554
>>21383845
You have to go on reddit first.
Anonymous No.21383875 [Report] >>21384775 >>21384840 >>21385384
Anonymous No.21383876 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
Its like these faggots knew combing women with social media would create all this retarded shit.
Anonymous No.21383886 [Report]
>>21383871
you say that like he isn't already familiar with it
Anonymous No.21383985 [Report]
>>21383463
just bake cherries ffs this is so retarted
Anonymous No.21384148 [Report]
>>21383463
i would water down the cherry juice a lot before trying to pair with a tomato
Anonymous No.21384174 [Report] >>21384689
>>21383477
>the only horizontal video in the thread is a decent looking recipe instead of the typical vertical ragebait or attention whoring
Anonymous No.21384327 [Report]
>>21383449
I'm impressed ngl
Anonymous No.21384676 [Report]
>>21383449
i wouldn't even be able to get 2 of them onto the board
Anonymous No.21384684 [Report]
>>21383830
I hate women so much.
Anonymous No.21384689 [Report]
>>21383477
>>21384174
It's boring shit. I didn't even watch it.
Anonymous No.21384695 [Report] >>21384945 >>21385303 >>21385622 >>21385771 >>21392455 >>21397772 >>21400307
Anonymous No.21384703 [Report] >>21384861 >>21385321 >>21391327 >>21399881
Anonymous No.21384712 [Report] >>21385380
>>21383830
the lamp looks like a noose she should use to hang herself
Anonymous No.21384716 [Report] >>21396054 >>21400416 >>21400418
Anonymous No.21384760 [Report]
>>21383830
Anonymous No.21384775 [Report] >>21384794 >>21384815 >>21384865
>>21383875
but what do you do with it? and what is it?
Anonymous No.21384794 [Report] >>21391500
>>21384775
It appears to be cheese wrapped in animal skin.
Anonymous No.21384815 [Report]
>>21384775
>and what is it?
a woman covered in hair
>but what do you do with it?
that's up to you to decide
Anonymous No.21384828 [Report]
>>21383812
would devour
Anonymous No.21384840 [Report] >>21384945 >>21391693
>>21383875
Lol he's shaving Robin Williams.
Anonymous No.21384861 [Report]
>>21384703
What the fuck bro I hate this site
Anonymous No.21384865 [Report] >>21392554
>>21384775
Cheese. You eat it.
Anonymous No.21384945 [Report]
>>21384695
wrong as usual

>>21384840
lmao
Anonymous No.21384955 [Report]
>>21383830
quirk chungus
Anonymous No.21384978 [Report] >>21396224
>>21383830
*Takes 5 hours to make pigs in a blanket in you're path*
Anonymous No.21385110 [Report] >>21385152
>>21383830
Women are never funny
Anonymous No.21385115 [Report] >>21391787 >>21395878 >>21399871
>>21383469
This girl is not attractive enough for all of those close up shots of her face.
Anonymous No.21385152 [Report]
>>21385110
They're only funny when they do something fucking stupid unintentionally.
Anonymous No.21385303 [Report] >>21385325 >>21385365 >>21385379 >>21393553
>>21384695
>absorb
seasoning/marinating does not make the meat "absorb" anything, its all about making it stick to the surface of the chicken which is fucking irrelevant if its swimming in sauce anyway
Anonymous No.21385321 [Report]
>>21384703
Th-thanks...
Anonymous No.21385325 [Report] >>21385813
>>21385303
>seasoning/marinating does not make the meat "absorb" anything
They didn't say it does retard, I guess that's why you could only quote the word absorb without any context.
They're saying that you need to salt meat before you cook it even if you put sauce on it and they're right. They're not talking about meat absorbing marinade or seasoning.
Unsalted meat even with perfect sauce still tastes like unsalted meat under the sauce. If you disagree you're a cooklet.
Anonymous No.21385340 [Report] >>21391888
>>21383830
Real zillenial energy right here
Anonymous No.21385344 [Report]
>>21383830
islam is right about women
Anonymous No.21385365 [Report]
>>21385303
it does a little bit but i think tests showed it's like 1/4th an inch at the most and that's after a very long marinade. if you want to marinate for flavor you need to slice it thin first. salt does reach the center though but that still needs time, just salting it and then cooking it right away won't make much of a difference.

rambling about how an entire country can't cook and an entire continent's use of spices because of that video was still a bit silly and honestly i'm going to go shit my pants and then fall backwards onto my butt to make it go squish
Anonymous No.21385377 [Report]
>>21383753
that's literally a chopping knife; you retard.
Anonymous No.21385379 [Report]
>>21385303
>seasoning/marinating does not make the meat "absorb" anything
thats just not true, but you have to do it before youre cooking the meat through
a lot of indian dishes marinate meat like chicken in a mixture of yoghurt and spices
Anonymous No.21385380 [Report]
>>21384712
I go to /gif/ too much because I 100% thought I was in a rekt thread when I opened the webm
Anonymous No.21385384 [Report]
>>21383875
New cartel video just dropped
Anonymous No.21385622 [Report]
>>21384695
Fucking jumpscare
Anonymous No.21385626 [Report] >>21391463 >>21400514
Anonymous No.21385638 [Report]
>>21383830
couldve worked if the video was half the length
Anonymous No.21385649 [Report]
>>21383812
Looks greasy but delicious.
Anonymous No.21385689 [Report] >>21391327
>>21383812
Looks awful greasy. It looks nice but I couldn't with that grease all over it, not without something to absorb all that stuff up.
Anonymous No.21385729 [Report]
>>21383830
I wish that light were a noose and she put it around her neck.
Anonymous No.21385735 [Report] >>21385835 >>21385912 >>21396191 >>21396656 >>21399990 >>21400404
Tried making tornado eggs but picked up the 20 cm pan instead of the 26 cm.
Regardless of this incident, they were tasty.
Anonymous No.21385750 [Report]
Anonymous No.21385761 [Report]
how come all these videos are vertical? looks like shit when I try to play it on my computer
Anonymous No.21385771 [Report]
>>21384695
2 minutes saved
Anonymous No.21385813 [Report]
>>21385325
brown hands wrote this
Anonymous No.21385835 [Report]
>>21385735
>tornado eggs but not turned in a spiral
Also known as scrambled eggs
Anonymous No.21385912 [Report] >>21386066
>>21385735
you need chopsticks if you want to be a proper weeb
Anonymous No.21385972 [Report]
>>21383449
Mad skills but also how fucking big is that woodfire oven
Anonymous No.21385981 [Report] >>21386063
>>21383830
>women can't be funn-
Anonymous No.21386047 [Report] >>21386425 >>21400389
>>21383449
i know im wrong but i feel like there is better way to do this
Anonymous No.21386052 [Report]
>>21383830
>female making a video on the internet
>doesnt even make it 5 seconds without shoving her ass in front of the camera and shaking it
>le quirky chungus
>millennial humor
Anonymous No.21386060 [Report]
>>21385845

I'm so fatigued by your types.
Anonymous No.21386063 [Report] >>21386359
>>21385981
Did you think that video was funny?
Anonymous No.21386066 [Report]
>>21385912
I have them, straight from Japan
Anonymous No.21386096 [Report] >>21386369 >>21391327
Anonymous No.21386103 [Report] >>21386108
Anonymous No.21386108 [Report] >>21387848 >>21396660 >>21397249
>>21386103
Finished dish at a decent resolution
Anonymous No.21386359 [Report] >>21386467
>>21386063
4chan and sarcasm name a worse duo
Anonymous No.21386369 [Report]
>>21386096
person who topples it has to pay for the lot
Anonymous No.21386425 [Report] >>21388240
>>21386047
no there isnt
you can make it easier with a machine
but that isnt better
Anonymous No.21386467 [Report]
>>21386359
4chan and getting pussy
4chan and getting a good job
4chan and being regarded by your peers
I could go on
Anonymous No.21387832 [Report] >>21387847 >>21387963 >>21389046
>>21383830
I love women
they are cute and smell nice
Anonymous No.21387847 [Report]
>>21387832
Too bad. You only get a big, beefy, hairy man with a high libido instead.
Anonymous No.21387848 [Report] >>21387978
>>21386108
Looks pretty good thh
Anonymous No.21387854 [Report]
>>21383584
>broccoli hair
Not fucking surprised.
Anonymous No.21387963 [Report] >>21399520
>>21387832
What a nice message :)
Anonymous No.21387978 [Report]
>>21387848
Thaanc!
Anonymous No.21388138 [Report] >>21388668
>>21383431 (OP)
Is she chopping up a daikon or something else? I've never had daikon.
Anonymous No.21388184 [Report] >>21388482 >>21388505 >>21391327 >>21391499 >>21393349 >>21393388 >>21396195 >>21396772
Anonymous No.21388240 [Report]
>>21386425
>you can make it easier with a machine
>but that isnt better
This, tbdesu. The chinkanese chain-driven moving oven thing is faster, but soulless.
Anonymous No.21388482 [Report] >>21388501
>>21388184
>the rosacea on his cheeks from all the rotting fiber in his gut
grim
Anonymous No.21388501 [Report] >>21391553
>>21388482
what does this mean?
Anonymous No.21388505 [Report] >>21399143
>>21388184
The most British thing I've ever seen
Anonymous No.21388578 [Report] >>21392554
>>21383449
>all the seeds falling on the floor
wasteful technique
Anonymous No.21388668 [Report]
>>21388138
yep, think watery crispy non spicy radish. lovely snack desu
Anonymous No.21389046 [Report]
>>21387832
Stay sweet anon.
Anonymous No.21390753 [Report] >>21391480 >>21391533 >>21395883 >>21396085 >>21397251 >>21398935 >>21400000 >>21400424
Anonymous No.21391327 [Report] >>21400504
>>21383455
>>21383477
I've had Indonesian food twice in my life and both times it was underwhelming
It's always blander than you'd expect it to be
>>21385689
Agreed.
>>21383830
>"Any chance you could not put your dirty ass shoes on the same surface you're preparing my meal on? Thanks love"
>>21384703
I actually like aspic dishes like head cheese but if you serve this to me, I'll take a dump on it in front of you
>>21386096
So it's just regular beef served in a jenga tower? Wow, how incredibly innovative
>>21388184
Fat fuck can't even stop shoveling food into his mouth long enough to get a proper mouthful. Half of it just falls back into the bowl
Still, worth it to piss off the Italians
Anonymous No.21391463 [Report] >>21399527
>>21385626
The heat of the gasoline cooks the wasps.
Anonymous No.21391480 [Report] >>21391491 >>21395468
>>21390753
This made my skin crawl genuinely horrifying
Anonymous No.21391491 [Report]
>>21391480
snowflake detected
Anonymous No.21391497 [Report]
>>21383469
fuck cocoa butter, that shit has like 6 different crystallization states
Anonymous No.21391499 [Report]
>>21388184
>2 bowls of cheese
This is oversalted
Anonymous No.21391500 [Report]
>>21384794
>wrapped in animal skin
specifically, a bulg*rian
Anonymous No.21391512 [Report] >>21399243
>>21383431 (OP)
These AI videos are wild.
Anonymous No.21391527 [Report]
>>21383830
The typical “you’re so funny!” Told by other unfunny women and guys trying to get in her pants. I’ve met dozens of this archetype and it never gets any easier to manage them. Horrendous slop food doesn’t warrant a video either.
Anonymous No.21391533 [Report] >>21395863 >>21396824 >>21396964
>>21390753
I tried smashing open an asians head to get to the Mongolian beef but it just had brains inside :(
Anonymous No.21391553 [Report] >>21400005
>>21388501
nothing. he most likely has rosacea because, like most gluttons, he is also an alcoholic
Anonymous No.21391612 [Report] >>21391635 >>21391656 >>21395316 >>21397353
Anonymous No.21391614 [Report] >>21391724 >>21391759 >>21391791 >>21392347 >>21393455 >>21393514 >>21396234 >>21397002 >>21399996 >>21400008
Anonymous No.21391618 [Report] >>21396665 >>21396822 >>21400430
Anonymous No.21391635 [Report]
>>21391612
neat, but way too much effort for a bit simple chicken roast
Anonymous No.21391656 [Report]
>>21391612
Probably tastes great done that low but why not just use a oven or something like a tagine
Anonymous No.21391693 [Report]
>>21384840
you win the internetz
Anonymous No.21391724 [Report]
>>21391614
I'm a male and I'm now pregnant with a chinese baby by just watching that webm
Anonymous No.21391759 [Report]
>>21391614
I-I uh gotta go take care of some ... stuff
Anonymous No.21391787 [Report] >>21391852
>>21385115
Fag
Anonymous No.21391791 [Report]
>>21391614
Fuck my entire life why didn't my parents hire a sexy Chinese tutor to boss me around when I was in high school how can I go on knowing I will never experience this
Anonymous No.21391852 [Report] >>21391867
>>21391787
I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her, her face just isn't that pleasant to look at.
Anonymous No.21391867 [Report] >>21391881
>>21391852
>her face just isn't that pleasant to look at.
Mate... her face is above average.
Anonymous No.21391881 [Report] >>21391939
>>21391867
>Mate
LOL maybe in the UK
Anonymous No.21391887 [Report]
>>21383449
Genuinely impressive. You can tell he's been doing it for years and does it without even thinking.
Anonymous No.21391888 [Report]
>>21385340
Not a real term.
Anonymous No.21391939 [Report]
>>21391881
Nah in the uk even a mountain troll is prettier than the average skank.
That girlis above average even outside of tommy territory
Anonymous No.21392347 [Report]
>>21391614
i swear to god, the sauce for this has crack in it or something.
i ate this for the first time somewhat recently and i can't get enough of it
Anonymous No.21392455 [Report] >>21393553
>>21384695
She is completely wrong about seasoning in Europe, spices and seasoning were for everyone during Classical Antiquity, Middle Ages, Renaissance and modern times, the poor used easy to find native stuff like mustard, sage or rosemary and the rich used exotic stuff like black pepper, clove or ginger or very scarce stuff like regular salt.
Nobility loved to host banquets with food heavily seasoned and with lots of salt to flash how rich and prosperous they were to other nobles, thats where the "worth one's salt" idiom comes from.

I suppose she got the idea from the myth about poor people eating rotten fish with lemon to mask the stench and taste which is false, rotten fish stench is unmaskable and I dont even wanna imagine the taste, no matter how much lemons, spices or wathever you toss on it, hell most people would throw up at the smell of rotten fish since its a defense mechanism we have to protect ourselves from eating bacteria ridden spoilt food.
Anonymous No.21392554 [Report] >>21393320
>>21388578
>oh no all the sneeds are on the floor!
Shut up

>>21383753
>hehe let me get him on semantics that'll make me win internet respect on an anonymous website
Shut up

>>21383871
>pee pee poo poo reddit :) :)
Shut up

>>21384865
>hehe im clever i gave you a very le smug answer time for my updoot :)
Shut up
Anonymous No.21392997 [Report] >>21393216 >>21393367 >>21395468
>>21383431 (OP)
Anonymous No.21393216 [Report]
>>21392997
>ruining a perfectly good Titan Speakerman Skibidi Toilet action figure
Anonymous No.21393226 [Report]
>>21383584
90,000 calories in a box
Anonymous No.21393320 [Report]
>>21392554
Autism
Anonymous No.21393349 [Report]
>>21388184
I fucking hate tourists so fucking musck
Anonymous No.21393358 [Report] >>21393368
>>21393354
>squeal everyone is a tranny
Anonymous No.21393359 [Report] >>21393717 >>21396580 >>21397741 >>21400330
Anonymous No.21393365 [Report] >>21396866 >>21397377
Anonymous No.21393366 [Report] >>21393373 >>21393954
Anonymous No.21393367 [Report]
>>21392997
That is without question a certified diddler.
Anonymous No.21393368 [Report] >>21393371 >>21393378
>>21393358
That disgusting insect thing is a man, you absolute faggot. Notice the black ribbon applied to the neck in order to cover the adam's apple. You massive faggot.
Anonymous No.21393371 [Report] >>21393376
>>21393368
Nope. It's not. I've seen her pictures. You've never even been near a woman long enough, outside of your family members and are disappointed that you even disgust them. You're sincerely pathetic, you've watched so much tranny porn that you think any woman is likely to be a tranny, which is tragic to say the least. You'll die a pathetic worm.
Anonymous No.21393373 [Report] >>21393389
>>21393366
goatse vibes
Anonymous No.21393376 [Report]
>>21393371
K.
fag
Anonymous No.21393378 [Report] >>21393395 >>21396198
>>21393368
>Notice the black ribbon applied to the neck in order to cover the adam's apple
nigga never played Resident Evil
Anonymous No.21393388 [Report]
>>21388184
Chad nord making meds seethe again kek.
Anonymous No.21393389 [Report] >>21393718
>>21393373
I get it... You're gay but can't accept it. You hunger for cock but it disgusts you almost as much as it arouses you. Hence this is where the trannies step into your masturbatory routine. The more you do it, the more you think about them. The more you see a semi passable tranny, the more you think that any actual woman could be a tranny. Then you lash out angrily here because you think a real woman has tricked you into thinking she's a real woman and she'll turn out to be a tranny. My first piece of advice is to stop masturbating at all, let alone over the trannies. As I said before it's tragic to witness such a warped human being. Hopefully one day you'll be able stop thinking everyone is a tranny. You poor little thing
Anonymous No.21393395 [Report]
>>21393378
Why would I ever play a game made for trannies?
Anonymous No.21393455 [Report]
>>21391614
this is gay (homo)
Anonymous No.21393514 [Report] >>21393883
>>21391614
> licking the knife before cutting the meat
pretty disgusting
Anonymous No.21393553 [Report]
>>21385303
Marinade does absorb slightly into meat, and salt disperses throughout the meat and seasons the inside if you let it sit long enough.

>>21392455
“Worth one’s salt” comes from the Roman salarium (salary), the amount of money allotted to a soldier to buy salt.

This board is full of retards
Anonymous No.21393717 [Report]
>>21393359
Would.
The food looks tasty too.
Anonymous No.21393718 [Report]
>>21393389
wut
Anonymous No.21393804 [Report] >>21393813 >>21393881 >>21393958 >>21393989 >>21395425 >>21396237 >>21396707 >>21396781 >>21396869 >>21399443
Anonymous No.21393813 [Report]
>>21393804
haha so weird
Anonymous No.21393881 [Report] >>21393882 >>21396794 >>21396923
>>21393804
I get that the point is to get kids to eat more vegetables, but in practice they'll peel the pepper away.
What a waste of time, money, and produce.
Anonymous No.21393882 [Report]
>>21393881
>I get that the point is to get kids to eat more vegetables
no, the point was just to make a silly video for social media
Anonymous No.21393883 [Report]
>>21393514
even worse, she's licking it after sliding it over the meat, there's raw meat juice all over that knife
dumb bitch is going to get food poisoning
Anonymous No.21393954 [Report] >>21396634
>>21393366
Imagine if you cut one of the small dumplings open, and it contained 3-4 even smaller dumplings.
Then when you cut one of those open, hundreds of tiny black spiders spill out and crawl up your arms and into your sleeves.
Anonymous No.21393958 [Report] >>21395147
>>21393804
Americans truly are retards
Anonymous No.21393989 [Report]
>>21393804
Obvious engagement bait
Anonymous No.21394829 [Report] >>21395080 >>21395149 >>21395679 >>21399832 >>21400018
Anonymous No.21394834 [Report] >>21398933
Anonymous No.21394972 [Report]
>>21383812
not trying to shit on you but when my pizza gets bubbly like that the cheese goes from melty to chewy so i try to avoid it
Anonymous No.21394973 [Report] >>21397771
>>21383830
do women really live like that?
Anonymous No.21395080 [Report] >>21395329 >>21396875
>>21394829
What in the everloving fuck is in that potion?
Anonymous No.21395147 [Report]
>>21393958
Europeans truly do fall for every form of bait
Anonymous No.21395149 [Report] >>21395285 >>21400538
>>21394829
Mmm mmm yummy acrylic paint that isn't the color of any food that exists naturally
Anonymous No.21395285 [Report]
>>21395149
>isn't the color of any food that exists naturally
ube
Anonymous No.21395316 [Report] >>21395643
>>21391612
take the skin off the chicken and figure out a substitute for that "high temp" plastic and it would be amazing
Anonymous No.21395329 [Report]
>>21395080
Painted curry I guess.
Anonymous No.21395425 [Report]
>>21393804
what a waste of bell peppers.
Anonymous No.21395468 [Report]
>>21391480
Definitely unsettling. I suppose ther will be a generation of kids, however, who will grow up with this as normal, but it still feels contrary and in the ling run damaging to nature, even if it's in a seemingly harmless stage of development right now.
>>21392997
This shit too, frankly.
Anonymous No.21395643 [Report] >>21395835
>>21395316
>take the skin off the chicken
why are americans such fucking pussies?
Anonymous No.21395679 [Report]
>>21394829
reminds me of that sonic the hedgehog curry that looks like he shat it out
Anonymous No.21395832 [Report] >>21395850 >>21400544
Anonymous No.21395835 [Report] >>21395862
>>21395643
im taking the advice from chef jean pierre
if a chicken dish is not going to let the skin get crispy, remove the skin or you get jelly nonsense
Anonymous No.21395850 [Report] >>21395859
>>21395832
ffs put some peppers in there
Anonymous No.21395859 [Report]
>>21395850
I’m trying making an omurice omelette in a SS pan, I’ll do it when I’ll be able to make a good one like the pussy looking ones I make in my non stick skillet.
Anonymous No.21395862 [Report] >>21396674
>>21395835
Have you never eaten a rotisserie chicken in your entire life, dumbfuck?
Anonymous No.21395863 [Report] >>21396551
>>21391533
The brains of mongolians are a delicacy. They're underdeveloped and rarely used, which leads to a wonderfully tender texture that melts in your mouth. Mongolian brains are basically the veal of the cannibal world.
Anonymous No.21395878 [Report]
>>21385115
shes pretty, like a 8/10. the close ups are still annoying tho
Anonymous No.21395883 [Report]
>>21390753
unsettling
Anonymous No.21395909 [Report]
>>21383830
The webm is unfunny shit but I love how many people said chungus ironically thinking they aren't peak reddit
Anonymous No.21396054 [Report]
>>21384716
Got me
Anonymous No.21396069 [Report]
>>21383469
is this really work ? i can try ?
Anonymous No.21396085 [Report]
>>21390753
hate when this happens, i stopped eating from panda express after the first time
Anonymous No.21396158 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
wood
Anonymous No.21396191 [Report]
>>21385735
>tried making normal food, but with le quirky japonyse name
Anonymous No.21396195 [Report] >>21396196 >>21396775
>>21388184
I like how whenever this gets posted a few people have to preemptively specify it's a bong because if you don't there WILL be dozens of "do Americans really" replies
Anonymous No.21396196 [Report]
>>21396195
do bongmericans really
Anonymous No.21396198 [Report]
>>21393378
trannies love the RE chicks, and cosplay them more than any other vidya broads
Anonymous No.21396224 [Report]
>>21384978
Yeah but she can be a pig in my blankets
Anonymous No.21396234 [Report]
>>21391614
Honestly I don't like excess fat so I would've cut all that off, kinda gross.
Anonymous No.21396237 [Report]
>>21393804
You can do this with eggs though
Anonymous No.21396551 [Report]
>>21395863
>The brains of mongolians are a delicacy. They're underdeveloped and rarely used
Pretty sure you meant to say Nepalese
Anonymous No.21396552 [Report]
it’s good
Anonymous No.21396580 [Report] >>21396599
>>21393359
The Japanese make some really nice things, yet they make shite like this. Is she cooking fucking lettuce or is that cabbage? Either way, what an awful concept.
Anonymous No.21396599 [Report]
>>21396580
It's cabbage, she's making okonomiyaki
Anonymous No.21396634 [Report]
>>21393954
This post made me laugh, thank you.
Anonymous No.21396656 [Report] >>21396812
>>21385735
Brother that’s a washcloth egg
It does look pretty good though
Anonymous No.21396660 [Report] >>21396812
>>21386108
Looks great, I’d love to dig in on a frigid autumn evening
Anonymous No.21396665 [Report]
>>21391618
Name a better duo
Anonymous No.21396674 [Report]
>>21395862
NTA but the skin is able to crisp up when it’s cooked rotisserie style, dumbfuck
Anonymous No.21396707 [Report]
>>21393804
This is the opposite of a hack
Anonymous No.21396772 [Report]
>>21388184
What pisses me off the most is the bit of sauce he gets on his shirt that you know will be a permanent stain because he clearly does not care.
Anonymous No.21396775 [Report]
>>21396195
He's North American, I'm really sorry. I think he's Canadian though. I'm still really sorry
Anonymous No.21396781 [Report] >>21397518
>>21393804
Oh I get it. When I posted this video a few threads ago nobody replied. But NOW everyone sees this and replies wooow. Thank you guys I thought you guys were my FRIENDS!!
Anonymous No.21396789 [Report] >>21396795 >>21397519 >>21401620
>>21383830
Hated it at first but it's kinda growing on me.
Speaking of hotdogs growing on me, I also got an erection of the penis of you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.21396794 [Report]
>>21393881
The point is just for the woman to get attention anon.
Anonymous No.21396795 [Report] >>21396803 >>21396816
>>21396789
Christ what a bunch of cunts. I'm always stopping to help people when their shitty paper grocery bags rip and they dump everything all over the parking lot.
These cunts need to be beaten
Anonymous No.21396798 [Report] >>21396802 >>21398567 >>21400402
>>21383830
You know how it's a huge cliche that women will ask if a dress or some trousers makes their ass look bad?
Girl, yes, your ass looks terrible and you should not have filmed it.
Anonymous No.21396802 [Report] >>21396807 >>21399330
>>21396798
this is an 8/10 in bongistan btw
Anonymous No.21396803 [Report] >>21396805 >>21400546
>>21396795
I think the attention seeking faggot who staged this for a social media post is way worse than the people not helping him.
Maybe they have somewhere to be and they're in a hurry, or maybe they realized it was some retarded little stunt for the camera. He has no excuse.
Anonymous No.21396804 [Report]
>>21383830
*rawr* xD
Anonymous No.21396805 [Report] >>21399546
>>21396803
Shut up you cunt rag. In the erhnistate women like you will be property and have no rights other than to be raped
Anonymous No.21396807 [Report] >>21396811
>>21396802
it's a 10/10 for me.
Wife material.

Please enjoy this footage of me grooming one of our waitresses by giving her garbanzo beans.

You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Anonymous No.21396809 [Report]
>>21383830
cute and funny!
Anonymous No.21396811 [Report] >>21397250
>>21396807
That's a Palestinian girl. The Jews shot her and dumped her body into a pit with all the other little kids they murdered.
Anonymous No.21396812 [Report] >>21396813 >>21396827 >>21400443
>>21396656
My fault, I called it tornado egg but I actually meant folded egg. Thank you.

>>21396660
Thanks.
Anonymous No.21396813 [Report]
>>21396812
Anonymous No.21396816 [Report]
>>21396795
You'd help locally near your home, but not far away from home, near your work, where everyone are strangers, and some are up to no good.
Anonymous No.21396822 [Report] >>21397382 >>21397496
>>21391618
did he cooked the dog in next episode
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>>21391533
heh
Anonymous No.21396827 [Report] >>21400524
>>21396812
man, duck tastes heavenly, too bad it costs a fuckton around here or i'd get it more often.
highly recommend it, especially with that one orange and sugar based sauce
Anonymous No.21396841 [Report]
>>21383469
>scientific chocolate mousse
Literal serfs have cooked like this hundreds of years ago before the scientific method was even invented. I hate that millennials, in a single generation, ruined any real meaning the word "science" is supposed to have. I wish this became like saying nigger and it was seen as extremely taboo to use the word unless you were a currently practicing scientist. Why do people have no sanctity for actual words anymore?
Anonymous No.21396866 [Report]
>>21393365
You're telling me a xiaoge fried that rice?
Anonymous No.21396869 [Report] >>21397421
>>21393804
What would be a good cake flavour for capsicums anyway? Tomato with mince in the batter?
Anonymous No.21396875 [Report] >>21400474
>>21395080
Monster Extract
webm is making monster curry from botw
Anonymous No.21396923 [Report]
>>21393881
The point was.
Anonymous No.21396964 [Report]
>>21391533
I tried the same thing with a turk but it was empty :( unlucky i guess
Anonymous No.21397002 [Report]
>>21391614
wh-why are there so many shots from such a low angle? It makes it look like she's bullying me....
h-hot....
Anonymous No.21397014 [Report]
>>21383830
This is great and cute. Anyone triggered by this is a dope.
Anonymous No.21397249 [Report] >>21397371
>>21386108
looks good anon
Anonymous No.21397250 [Report] >>21397273 >>21397523 >>21398323
>>21396811
Incidentally, I had my court case about speaking out against Israel earlier today.
80 hours community service. Not too bad.
While the judges were deliberating everybody in the courtroom just sat around agreeing that Israel a baby killers. Weird mood.
Anonymous No.21397251 [Report]
>>21390753
this happened to me once
Anonymous No.21397273 [Report] >>21397368
>>21397250
worth it. thanks for bearing the cost of speaking the truth
Anonymous No.21397308 [Report] >>21397457 >>21397464
>>21383431 (OP)
fry an egg like a true US Marine Corp
Anonymous No.21397353 [Report]
>>21391612
soooo, prehistoric inconsistent sous vide but with fucktons of useless effort and it doesnt even get any smoky flavours?
Anonymous No.21397368 [Report] >>21397416 >>21401947
>>21397273
It will happen again.
Anonymous No.21397371 [Report]
>>21397249
Thank you too
Anonymous No.21397377 [Report]
>>21393365
i know there are distinct (nutritional) differences between these and the bugs kikes are trying to feed goyim, but you can not deny the visual similarity between the raw shrimp and insects.
Anonymous No.21397382 [Report]
>>21396822
Yes, and I wouldn't be surprised if you helped him cook it, ESL.
Anonymous No.21397416 [Report] >>21397435 >>21397466 >>21400025
>>21397368
Is it...
Is it good?
Anonymous No.21397421 [Report] >>21397450
>>21396869
Bell peppers are not capsicum
Anonymous No.21397435 [Report]
>>21397416
its the best doctorskaya / jagdwurst / bologna / mortadella you can get, but that isnt saying much. personally i actually enjoy the poultry variety from the store 2-3 times a year, non-poultry varieties on the other hand have always been fit for consumption at best and never anywhere close to tasty.
the primary purpose of these has always been to get protein to the plebs at the lowest possible cost, so its like expecting refinement from wheat or potatoes.
Anonymous No.21397442 [Report]
>>21383469
>You don't need eggs or cream
We add them because chocolate with yolks and cream is a flavor combination for gods. Out with this water chocolate bullshit.
Anonymous No.21397450 [Report] >>21398933
>>21397421
It is in Australia.
Anonymous No.21397457 [Report]
>>21397308
C4 is stable enough to burn and use to cook rations
Anonymous No.21397464 [Report] >>21397473
>>21397308
what the fuck kind of weird crayon flavour is that?
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>>21397416
Have it on rye with mustard. It's good.
Anonymous No.21397473 [Report]
>>21397464
red
Anonymous No.21397496 [Report] >>21397500
>>21396822
Fucking ESL, I hate you fucks more than anything
Anonymous No.21397500 [Report]
>>21397496
you're very dramatic
Anonymous No.21397518 [Report] >>21397541 >>21399478
>>21396781
god you're such a pathetic faggot
Anonymous No.21397519 [Report]
>>21396789
what a freaking conniving creepy p3d0 yikes you have to be a deranged, evil, evil snake to invent such stratagem to snatch innocent cunnies
Anonymous No.21397523 [Report] >>21397531 >>21398976
>>21397250
sauce??!! please don't tell this is aislop...
Anonymous No.21397531 [Report]
>>21397523
>aislop
anon thats very obviously nigslop..
Anonymous No.21397541 [Report]
>>21397518
pathetic (you)-thief!
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Anonymous No.21397741 [Report]
>>21393359
okonomaki
Anonymous No.21397771 [Report]
>>21394973
>do women really live like that?
You poor, sweet virgin. That was a clean apartment.
>t. roomie in my '20s would throw herself on the floor, scream and gnash her teeth over dishes she made
Anonymous No.21397772 [Report]
>>21384695
Holy fuck what a hideous nog.
Anonymous No.21397786 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
What an annoying bitch
Anonymous No.21397790 [Report]
>>21383455
>"ancient"
Didn't watch.
Anonymous No.21397792 [Report]
>>21383469
Only watched the upper half of the video while jerking off
Anonymous No.21397823 [Report]
>>21383830
She is so fucking funny I can't believe it
Anonymous No.21397868 [Report]
>>21383584
>*blocks ur arteries*
Anonymous No.21398323 [Report] >>21398976
>>21397250
I know this is before AI, but why does she look human?
Anonymous No.21398498 [Report] >>21398531 >>21399081
>>21383431 (OP)
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>>21383830
I hate women so much its unreal
Anonymous No.21398531 [Report]
>>21398498
Juice? Oh, I get it.
Anonymous No.21398567 [Report]
>>21396798
>dillards
what year is it
Anonymous No.21398933 [Report] >>21399093 >>21399096
>>21394834
Can anyone translate? This looks like a decent recipe
>>21397450
I like that people can just say this now as a justification for why something doesn't make sense and everybody instantly understands
>"Why the fuck is that guy trying to have sex with a USB port?"
>"It's in Australia"
Anonymous No.21398935 [Report]
>>21390753
WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Anonymous No.21398976 [Report]
>>21397523
>>21398323
face filter
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>>21398498
>burgers?
Anonymous No.21399093 [Report] >>21399096 >>21399615
>>21398933
Anonymous No.21399096 [Report] >>21399615
>>21398933
>>21399093
Anonymous No.21399123 [Report]
>>21383830
>millennial quirk chungus
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>>21388505
Looks polish
Anonymous No.21399243 [Report] >>21399245
>>21391512
it's not AI
Anonymous No.21399245 [Report]
>>21399243
How can you be sure? Are you even sure you're not AI yourself?
Anonymous No.21399330 [Report]
>>21396802
dillards isn't in the uk
Anonymous No.21399443 [Report] >>21400436
>>21393804
This actually wouldn't be a terrible idea if you used something like a fruit. Maybe peeled green apples?
Anonymous No.21399478 [Report]
>>21397518
I thought he was funny. You suck.
Anonymous No.21399520 [Report]
>>21387963
now THATS funny
Anonymous No.21399527 [Report]
>>21391463
LMAO
made my fucking day. cheers, faggot
Anonymous No.21399546 [Report]
>>21396805
wtf I love /ck/ (always have)
Anonymous No.21399570 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
looks like that retarded girl from last of us
Anonymous No.21399615 [Report]
>>21399093
>>21399096
Not a terrible recipe, but I don't see why you'd add honey when you already have the semi-caramelized onions and stewed grated carrot and apple. I'd omit it.
Also, I'd replace the onions with leeks (stronger taste, also sweeter when cooked), and use 3 dried larger bay leaves, ground and mixed with the rest of the spices.
Anonymous No.21399618 [Report] >>21399654
Anonymous No.21399654 [Report]
>>21399618
I do like their tomato
Anonymous No.21399832 [Report]
>>21394829
>Zelda: Slop of the Goy
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>>21385115
uncool bro
Anonymous No.21399878 [Report]
>>21383830
as long as she is having fun, im having fun :)
Anonymous No.21399881 [Report]
>>21384703
id try it
Anonymous No.21399976 [Report]
>>21383431 (OP)
Something is wrong with her eyes.
Anonymous No.21399990 [Report]
>>21385735
Looks dry asf.
Anonymous No.21399996 [Report]
>>21391614
I would lock her in my basement and never let her out
Anonymous No.21400000 [Report]
>>21390753
No.
Anonymous No.21400005 [Report]
>>21391553
I thought it meant high blood pressure
Anonymous No.21400008 [Report]
>>21391614
My Penis is hungry now.
Anonymous No.21400018 [Report]
>>21394829
Looks like milka chocolate
Anonymous No.21400025 [Report]
>>21397416
Use it with leerdamer/emmentaler and onions and lots of onions and a sweet vinegary dressing for a kino wurst salat.
Anonymous No.21400307 [Report]
>>21384695
Who would ever take cooking advice from the race that has literally never invented anything
Anonymous No.21400330 [Report]
>>21393359
Mommy yaki mommy yaki mommy yaki!!!
Anonymous No.21400371 [Report]
>>21383449
This man has probably been slinging bagels since most of this board has been in diapers
S No.21400389 [Report]
>>21386047
I actually feel like you are in the wrong and the only possible downside of this is training people to do it
Anonymous No.21400402 [Report]
>>21396798
Looks like a girl I felt up in one of my high school science classes.
S No.21400404 [Report]
>>21385735
The heat of the eggs cooks the eggs
S No.21400416 [Report]
>>21384716
I believe this was real til he sprays the top of the container
Anonymous No.21400418 [Report]
>>21384716
Took that load like a champ honestly
S No.21400424 [Report]
>>21390753
Did he live?
S No.21400430 [Report]
>>21391618
Looks good but too much effort
S No.21400436 [Report]
>>21399443
Aw that's a good idea, but I can't think of a hollowish fruit either
S No.21400443 [Report]
>>21396812
Imagine someone touching you like they touched that chicken.
Anonymous No.21400462 [Report]
I wonder how well a BK flame broiler running on charcoal would work?
Probably too much work for minimum wagies unless automated with a proprietary briquette.
Anonymous No.21400474 [Report]
>>21396875
So ogre jizz. Always knew Link was a degenerate.
Anonymous No.21400504 [Report]
>>21391327
indo food varies enormously according to where you are, it's hard to get a handle on it. Unless you're talking about indo food abroad in restaurants, I've never had that so wouldn't know.
Anonymous No.21400514 [Report]
>>21385626
i wonder what wasps taste like
Anonymous No.21400524 [Report] >>21400578
>>21396827
>mfw I live in a region known for duck based products and can get duck cheap
Anonymous No.21400538 [Report]
>>21395149
I'm not pro paint but there's quite a few purple foods anon
Anonymous No.21400544 [Report]
>>21395832
my dad has made his omelettes baveuses for me so many times I can't help but think ''it's dry'' when I look at this even though it is objectively fine.
Anonymous No.21400546 [Report]
>>21396803
I agree that attention seeking videos like this are cancer, but some of the people passing by kicked the apples anon, not much excuse for that.
Anonymous No.21400578 [Report] >>21400590 >>21401007
>>21400524
based bugboy
Otter Pop No.21400589 [Report]
I like this ai video
Anonymous No.21400590 [Report] >>21400951 >>21401007 >>21402272
>>21400578
woah I had no idea China ate that much duck wtf, I thought we were number one for sure (per capita). Nah I live in SW France, foie gras country.
Anonymous No.21400951 [Report] >>21401121 >>21401466
>>21400590
Never heard of Peking duck?
Anonymous No.21401007 [Report]
>>21400578
>>21400590
the graph is not real, the people who made it are all a bunch of quacks
Anonymous No.21401121 [Report]
>>21400951
chinks out here eating duck peckers
Anonymous No.21401466 [Report]
>>21400951
Love Peking duck and the sauce that goes with the pancakes, but I was under the impression that it wasn't something people ate every day and more of a celebration dish.
Anonymous No.21401620 [Report]
>>21396789
That's really sad. Good on the kids for helping out. Pure innocence until their souls are irrevocably tainted by the mass media propaganda machine. Women are fucking stupid as hell.
Anonymous No.21401947 [Report]
>>21397368
>salt, bay leaf, onion, carrot
>chicken
>gelatin
>more salt, paprika, pepper, beetroot juice
I think?
Anonymous No.21402140 [Report]
>>21383584
i tried a place in NYC when i was on holiday there that specialises in this type of pizza (where theres a shitton of pepperonis on it)

it was EXTREMELY mid, like not bad, but not worth the fucking outrageous price for one slice and having to queue for like an hour, literal kebab shop tier pizza

honestly NYC pizza in general wasn't very good, great bagels though
Anonymous No.21402272 [Report]
>>21400590
>per capita
China still has 2x your per capita duck production. Obviously production won't be exactly aligned with consumption, but it's probably not that far off due to perishability.