I got 20 loaves of bread for free from my kids school, can i make beer just by adding it to water and letting it ferment?

>>21389677 (OP)
making beer the ancient sumerian/egyptian way huh

remember, it'll spoil very easily

stealing is wrong

>>21389677 (OP)
Add about 10% malted barley or beta amylase and you'll be G2G. Brewing baked goods is an underated but very good way to reduce waste while getting free booze out of it.

>>21389677 (OP)
are schools getting rid of food

>>21389693
Constantly wdym.

>>21389700
I don't think they are

>>21389693
they had some sports event and had a lot of bread leftover at the end of the day. i guess not many people wanted sausage sandwiches.

>>21389677 (OP)
if it looks like your pic rel - it's a cake, not bread

>>21389795
No. You are wrong

>>21389795
>it's a cake
it most certainly is not

>>21389813
>>21389818
I'm sorry, but that's a cake, my friends. it's alright, cakes are nice.

>>21389821
IT'S NOT A CAKE

>>21389677 (OP)
Dude, croutons.

>>21389849
For what, salad?
I don't eat rabbit food.

>>21389677 (OP)
You need to add amylase, either in the form of barley malt or commercial enzyme, and hold the bread water at mash temperature (about 160° F) in order to convert the starch to sugar. Then you need to let it cool and pitch yeast. It's a common prison wine myth that bread contains yeast. It did contain yeast, before it was baked. There is no live yeast in baked bread.

You can skip the mashing step and make a low alcohol drink called "kvass" but that's not truly beer.

In short, bread is perfectly usable in beer brewing but it's not that simple.

>>21389853
or soup

>>21389677 (OP)
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>21389677 (OP)
I wish schools would give out children too.

>>21389692
Huh, I didn't know that. I think I'll try that myself sometime.

>>21389795
>>21389821
rent free

>>21389795
No. Cake is sweet and white bread is not sweet.

>>21389853
You don't eat vegetables? And you're raising children? And you wanna make pruno?
The state of this place...

>>21393622
bread in the usa is 50% sugar by weight

>>21389853
kill yourself

>>21394044
Untrue. What's your motivation for pushing this lie?

>>21389795
It's really weird to see modern people rejecting white bread and associating it with americans for some reason
The boomer hipster phase of whole grain gobbledygook has seemingly become the norm

>>21394770
there is an internet hoax that claimed subway bread was classified as cake by the FDA and their tuna was made from yoga mats

>>21394934
wasn't a hoax

>>21389677 (OP)
You can make kvass

>>21389677 (OP)
pass chemistry and find out.

>>21394942
>Ireland
>2%

That's all this is? That's why complete RETARDS from Europe claim "American bread is half sugar?"
FFS, how embarrassing.

Nowhere does 'not allowed to be labeled bread' = Cake.

>>21389795
>saw one misinfo social media post/youtube video and adopted it as a core belief without confirming the validity of it

>>21393620
i love that cheese i feel like i dont see it anymore

>>21394044
and by sugarb i mean bread

Make em into french toast. Gain 20 pounds.