pro tip: you can't

>>21390821 (OP)
*destroys your thread with one post*
if you disagree your a try hard faggot

>>21390821 (OP)
Go to bed grandma.

>>21390821 (OP)
>Uses thickeners and stabilizers
Nah

>>21390821 (OP)
>>21390830
>"Natural Flavor"
SLOP

>>21390821 (OP)
>mook
yeah, you are

>>21390830
>ben and jerries
absolutely shit tier. home brand run of the mill beats those cucks. Now the 'aagen 'azs that is the worlds finest. 'alted 'aramel 'azs to be 'xact

>>21390821 (OP)
If its not kirkland signature vanilla I dont want it.

>>21390821 (OP)
Haagen Dazs

>>21390821 (OP)
Frozen custard is better than ice cream and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>21390821 (OP)
>>21390872
>>21390830
This is what ingredients should look like.
Observe the absence of slop.

>>21390891
>nonfat milk
lol, kys

>>21390886
Fuck bro I went to costco today and they didnt have it!

>>21390880
>>21390872
cope

>>21390904
>I went to costco today
what model minivan do you have?

>>21390910
Injecting laboratory 'flavor' chemicals in your product because it taste like shit without it

>>21390821 (OP)
>blocks your path

>>21390913
It said on google maps it was way less busy but that was a lie
It was full of assholes

>>21390929
I love the oatmeal cream pie
the ice cream is good too

>>21390931
>It was full of assholes
you included

>>21390934
I saw a cosmic brownie ice cream the other day. Wish I would have tried it. If I'm gunna buy a pint, it's gunna be hagen dazs plain old coffee or chocolate. Sometimes simple is just better

This has no business being this good at $3.50 at WinCo. Literally the same price as WinCo's store brand.

>>21390944
The espresso-flavored dark chocolate bits are intensely flavorful and there's a fucking shitload of them, some in every bite.
GOD it's so good.

>>21390937
So hostile
Who hurt you

>>21390830
i don't buy the products of leftwing political extremists

wa la

>>21390821 (OP)
>>21390830
I prefer haagandaz

>>21390929
>Banana pudding ice cream
God I wish they sold this at my store

>>21390972
Politics don't matter when it comes to ice cream, faggot

>>21390821 (OP)
I can't. once went to a place that made their own ice cream from scratch, and it was only ~20% better than Tillamook.
>>21390972
Sometimes I'll buy the most politically labelled ben and jerry's because it's funny. I think there was a tonight show branded on.

>>21390821 (OP)
I'm happy that Americans and Australians share the same tradition of retaining indigenous location names just because they sound funny/stupid

>>21390893
that doesn't really matter if there's a high amount of cream. what do you think makes whole milk different from nonfat? it's the cream. and magic.

>>21390830
b&j has water in the ingredient list. twice. it's watered down garbage with cheap mix-ins.

Shamrock fags out on full force tonight

>>21391366
*Shillamook

Kek

>>21391008
I does when the company injects their politics into their product, retard.

>>21390929
it's so fucked up how hard it is to find good banana ice cream with actual bananas that's not just artificially flavored

>>21390893
>>21391351
When I made ice cream from scratch I used heavy cream and whole milk.
My guess is ice cream producers use nonfat/skim milk because its cheaper, not because it makes a better product.
Definitely rather have that Straus than anything else posted so far.

>>21391411
some other anon a while ago said something about ice-cream and air bubbles and in the process this being called 'overrun' and the ice-creams with less overrun were always better. so yeh, 2% milk and full of air would make for some cheap ice-cream.

>>21391393
so they killed three colored women and turned their gushed bodies into ice cream?

>>21391411
Tillamook use skim milk.
They have to add guar gum to maintain the texture. Despite how they market it, it’s still a mass produced industrial product.

>>21391411
it just depends on how much cream you use though. you can definitely use skim milk to make a cheaper product, but if you add like 1.5 tbsp of cream to skim milk, you have whole milk. just having skim milk in the ingredient list doesn't necessarily indicate if it's a cheaper product or not. you'd need to look at the fat and protein content for that, unless it has other things mixed in then you'll have a harder time telling.

>>21390944
Based.

>>21390880
>'aagen 'azs that is the worlds finest. 'alted 'aramel 'azs to be 'xact
am I having a stroke

>>21391467
Based selection. I wish France was real.

>>21392950
shartyspeak turns the first letter or syllable of words into an apostrophe

>>21393032
>shartyspeak turns the first letter or syllable of words into an apostrophe
'hat 's 'umb 's 'uck. 'hy 'ould 'nyone 'ther 'han ' 'etard 'hink 'his 'as ' 'ood 'dea?

>>21393052
Is it kind of fucked up that I was more or less still able to read this?

>>21393056
no, it means you have a triple digit IQ

>>21390929
>Banana pudding ice cream
No one fucking tells me anything

>>21390846
This also uses soy

>>21393058
>no, it means you have a triple digit IQ
Yo, wut up muh enword?!
Uh, you know that affirmative action and diversity equity and inclusion programs have been falsifying our qualifications for over half a century now, right?
Keep it on the fucking downlow so we can keep getting that sweet welfare money!

Test

>>21390821 (OP)
Breyers

>>21390929
this was my favorite ice cream but it was discontinued. a real banana split is both more work and inferior tasting.

>>21393092
Breyers is not even ice cream.

>>21393092
I like Breyers as a base for a sundae because it is so mild, but on its own it's pretty shit. At least it's cheap.

>>21393093
Blue Bell is not even ice cream.
It's like something you would feed to a feral pig.

>>21390821 (OP)
Everything else can fuck off. I'll stick with my Lady.

No

>>21393121
Holy hell wtf is up with this slop cream bullshit
>starch syrup
>emulsifier 471
>stabilizer 412
>stabilizer 410
>stabilizer 407
>'vanilla flavor'
>color 162
>color 160a
>color 160b

>>21393171
My god....vanilla flavor....

>>21393171
all hyperfake 'ice creams' like this (and honestly most in this thread except strauss as far as i can tell at a glance) fuck my shit up when i eat them, have tried a lot of different kinds
frozen cream milk and sugar don't cause any problems though

>>21393171
Its shit, not gonna lie. But fuck, its still the best one around here.
Ice cream from convenient and grocery stores in Japan is pretty crap. As such, I only eat ice cream once in a blue boom.

Turkey Hill

>>21393099
Blue Bell used to be good, they use corn syrup now.

>>21390821 (OP)
>casually mogs every other ice cream

>>21394411
>skim milk

>>21394423
whole milk is skim milk with cream

60% cream and 40% whole milk will have less fat than 70% cream and 30% skim milk even if the latter seems like a cheaper product. you can't really just go by the inclusion of skim milk as an ingredient. you'd have to look at the nutritional label for overall fat content.

>>21394435
no, whole milk is just regular milk before the jews remove the fat because "muh fat makes you fat"

>>21394411
>>21394423
>Contains Bioengineered Food Ingredients

>>21394457
No food has been unengineered
Even the first grains were refined from wild grains, thousands of years before Mendeleev

>>21394445
uh ok but you can still recreate whole milk by combining skim milk and cream. using whole milk doesn't necessarily guarantee a higher quality product than one using skim milk because it still depends on how much cream is used.

>>21394475
Meant Mendel not Mendeleev

The only ice cream I like is the one I make myself.
Sometimes the local brand is... Ok. Long time ago I use to like Hood's Maine Blueberries and Sweet Cream. I probably would hate it now. Haven't had it in ages.

>>21394445
saturated fat (what's in milk) is bad for you thougheverbeit and skim milk is what you have left when you make butter/cream

>>21394711
>saturated fat (what's in milk) is bad for you
it can be, depending on various factors. it's not inherently bad all the time.

>>21394445
why add whole milk for more fat when you can add more cream for a better tasting fat? its Ice cream, not ice milk

>>21394720
It raises LDL

>>21394726
i think it's too complicated for a claim like this to just be taken as true all the time. there is plenty of evidence that some people are biologically wired to consuming dairy, which includes the fat.

i seem to feel worse consuming processed dairy or dairy mixed with other foods especially starches and sugars, but milk alone is fine. i'd be curious to see if milk causes less problems if you drink it by itself compared to eating pizza or ice cream or something even if the amount of fat is the same.

>>21394724
>why add whole milk for more fat when you can add more cream for a better tasting fat? its Ice cream, not ice milk
I once made made ice using only heavy cream for the base (no milk) thinking more fat = more flavor, right? Turns out it's not as good as it sounds.Too much fat blunts the flavoring/sweetness and your tongue already has a harder time discerning tastes of cold foods/drink over those served at warm and room temp plus the finish left a greasy coating in the mouth that wasn't very enjoyable.

>>21391445
>it just depends on how much cream you use though. you can definitely use skim milk to make a cheaper product, but if you add like 1.5 tbsp of cream to skim milk, you have whole milk. just having skim milk in the ingredient list doesn't necessarily indicate if it's a cheaper product or not. you'd need to look at the fat and protein content for that, unless it has other things mixed in then you'll have a harder time telling.
This, man has conquered nature. We've mastered how to extract and live on another species's milk then took that extracted milk and separated out the cream and then add it back in exacting quantities to control the total fat content to a precise %.

>>21393094
>Breyers is not even ice cream.
Breyers has two different product lines that look identical except for the product description by law. Once is "Frozen Dairy Dessert" and the other says "Ice Cream", and the latter is actually really good (for more calories naturally) especially for the price/oz.

>>21394411
My nigga, Aldi's Specialty Select is also really good for the money. I buy it when Blue Bell isn't on sale.

Any Oregonbros still miss the old cheese factory? The new one is so soulless in comparison

>>21394711
>>21394726
There is no robust data suggesting saturated fat causes atherosclerosis:
https://academic.oup.com/eurjpc/article-abstract/29/18/2312/6691821
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31841151/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2824152/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0735109720356874
https://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/4/4/e004487

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9794145/
>Thus, from 1961 on, the AHA recommended that all men (and subsequently women) decrease their consumption of saturated fat, replacing these fats whenever possible with polyunsaturated vegetable oils, as the most promising measure of protection against heart disease.
>The 1961 American Heart Association advice to limit saturated fat is arguably the single-most influential nutrition policy ever published, as it came to be adopted first by the U.S. government, as official policy for all Americans, in 1980, and then by governments around the world as well as the World Health Organization. It is worth noting that the AHA had a significant conflict of interest, since in 1948, it had received $1.7 million, or about $20 million in today's dollars, from Procter & Gamble (P&G), the makers of Crisco oil. This donation was transformative for the AHA, propelling what was a small group into a national organization.

>>21394711
>>21394720
You guys are retarded. All of your cell walls and nervous system coatings are made of saturated fats.

Saying saturated fat is bad is like saying cholesterol is bad.
>inb4
Cholesterol is the base of all hormones.

I remember when they flip flopped from 'le eggs are bad' to 'le eggs are good'.

>>21396075
I don't think saturated fat is bad but I'm not sure if that's a good argument. Your lungs are mostly water but you don't want to breathe in water.

>>21396075
>Saying saturated fat is bad is like saying cholesterol is bad.
>>inb4
>Cholesterol is the base of all hormones.
Cholesterol is bad you dingus, what do you think is clogging arteries and leading to CVD

>>21396398
>Cholesterol is bad you dingus, what do you think is clogging arteries and leading to CVD
refined sugar and obesity?

>>21396401
>dumb nigger arguing on the internet about things he knows nothing about

>>21396406
not an argument

>>21390944
winner. their cookie dough icecream is the absolute fucking goat.

these guys in ogden are great. old school 50s parlour interior, they make everything on-site from local heavy cream.

>>21390830
It really is fantastic. Its expensive but its worth it.

>>21390821 (OP)

>>21390821 (OP)
The local soft serve place down the road from me, store bought ice cream is all trash

>>21396499
>REAL
>ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED

The humbolt creamery stuff at costco is the best intersection between quality and price.
You can of course do better if you want to spend stupid money. Like >>21391467
>>21390846
Tillamook's also got a butterfat content pushing 14% which is why pointing at the stabilizers, which are literally just milled seeds/beans nothing super processed, as some kind of catch all for the brand's quality is retarded.

>>21396814
Fake vanilla, but real milk.

>>21391026
the tonight dough is based

>>21393087
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit, son.

>>21390941
>cosmic brownie ice cream
I tried this a while ago because I used to love cosmic brownies as a kid, but it wasn't very good at all. I don't recommend it.

>>21396398
It's specifically oxidized LDL cholesterol leading to atherosclerosis.
Saturated fat is not causing this because saturated fat is resistant to oxidation.
You know what kind of fat is very susceptible to oxidation?
Take a wild guess.

>>21396835
Problem is all those stabilizers give the ice cream that cheap gummy texture all low quality ice creams have so it's kinda wasting those higher quality base ingredients. Tillamook ice cream isn't really better than Dreyer's or Signature Select. Their cheese is still great, at least.

>>21395414
no one can refute this

>>21390821 (OP)
I've been seeing more and more Tillamook products over the last year. First it was just beef jerky and such, now it's cheese, shredded cheese, and now ice creams.

>>21391347
I wouldn't have it any other way. Better than having Auburn #26353819

>>21394711
I'm sorry, but you fell for American corporate lies.

>>21396398
Dietary cholesterol does not have any effect on blood serum cholesterol.

>>21398020
So many anons who are smarter than Harvard itt, it's crazy!
https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/the-truth-about-fats-bad-and-good

>>21398251
you're on a site that think the vax was going to kill off 90% of the pop lmao

>>21398256
No stupid it was covid that was supposed to kill people you mixed it up again

>>21390929
this shit is fucking ASS and literally gave grandma listeria because their awful Texan factories couldn't clean up their act like THREE TIMES. Fuck blue bell, over-sweetened, icy, shit tier garbage with saccharine "good old timey" commercials on the radio pandering to people who listen to modern country music.

Actual good brands
>homestead creamery
>stone ridge creamery

Tillamook is shit too, they add gums to make it not melt as fast, so the mouthfeel is way off.

i may be bias because i live across the street from one of the factories

>>21391347
Canada, too.

>>21398251
Saying Harvard is an authority these days is like saying the New York Times is the most credible newspaper.

>>21390830
lol you absolute retard

unilever owns them and has trashed their quality into the ground

>>21398360
>Saying Harvard is an authority these days is like saying the New York Times is the most credible newspaper.
only if you're a schizo

>>21393171
Damn that's bad, if the first ingredient isn't milk you dun fucked up.

>>21398375
Dont you have biological weapons to smuggle, Chang?

>>21393236
probably the artificial sweeteners. I know stevia and the other crap murder my gut bacteria.

>>21398421
wut

>>21396983
I love eating it while pretending to be a libtard.

>>21398331
did you get listeria too

>>21390821 (OP)
Tillamook is ok, but they whip so much air into it that you're paying for the volume and it's not a good value. Plus it's made from milk from Boardman, Oregon and not Tillmook proper. Umpqua is superior but it doesn't have national distribution. I just make my own ice cream now and it is just far better than anything I can get at the store. For that I use Umpqua heavy whipping cream, which doesn't have carageenan or xantham/guar gums.

>>21398375
Look man, if you publicly support terrorists you're fucking retarded and not credible.
>but the other side
I'm not talking about the other side.
I'm talking about being fucking retarded enough to publicly support terrorists. It renders your opinions on everything, from food to health, completely irrelevant.

>>21390821 (OP)
Jeni's and Costco brand ice cream are the only ones better than Tillamook.

>>21398504
scientists, doctors, etc. are fucking retards outside their areas of expertise. it doesn't surprise me when they do dumb shit like support muzzies but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna listen to them when they have something to say about their area of expertise

>>21398539
>DEI scientists and doctors
>experts

This shit is fucking good

>>21398924

>>21398437
no, i don't eat ice cream very often and i don't think my local one was hit with the listeria outbreak. Given the option, Braum's mogs Blue Bell any day of the week but no one here will know what the fuck that is unless they're in texas or oklahoma

>>21398504
Do you know what the definition of terrorism is?

>>21398924
I used to eat this at work, half the carton, and it would piss off my fat coworker.

>>21400453
Depends on which news channel you watch.

>>21390821 (OP)
Try harder next time bozo

>>21396835
>which is why pointing at the stabilizers, which are literally just milled seeds/beans nothing super processed, as some kind of catch all for the brand's quality is retarded.
I don't care that much about it being processed, I care about the weird texture its given from using it.

My genetic defect finds blue bunny agreeable.

>>21400420
I live an hour away from a Braum's and some days it's tempting to make the drive