Oyster Mushroom Risotto

hey Stuart, die in a tire fire you fucking loser

Im tired of seeing disgusting mutts. Fuck you, faggot. I'm going to get some ground beef and xylitol because of you. Are you happy, dog killer?

>>21391205 (OP)
>>21391208
looks very nice and competently prepared. why are you always teasing your dog?

Fugg, I forgot herbs.

gf brought a nice nebbiolo to dinny

>>21391215
He always gets a snacko

That's soup. Your Italian father should have taught you better. Also I think it's based how you tease your horrible assault dog with human food. He doesn't deserve any and his sad, confused face is hilarious.

>>21391223
It came out very creamy but not soupy

>>21391224
The rice is wet mush. It looks like congee. You got drunk and fucked it up, Stewart. The only thing you did right was teasing that horrible dog with people food again. Your Italian dad should be ashamed.

>>21391220
Repulsively abhorrent.

>>21391236
you could be a little nicer to anon

>>21391238
Why? He's not a nice person.

>>21391208
Looks tasty, I bet those mushrooms have great flavor, what will you do with the extra?

Looks a little wetter than how I would prepare it but otherwise probably a fantastic risotto.

Keep making miserable retards like these specimens (>>21391207
>>21391212
>>21391237)
seething, Stew-shart. It's always interesting seeing these people proudly display their misery

>>21391265
Horrible attempt at buddy trolling.

>>21391265
>specimens
it's clearly jaun person

>>21391205 (OP)
Looks good! And very cute dog.

>>21391288
Clean your floor anon

>>21391205 (OP)
Too wet

>>21391207
lol what did stewart do to you anon

>>21391262
I plan on using them in an omelet this morning

>>21391212
Xylitol is bad for dogs?

>>21391529
Not dirty. It is an illusion.

>>21391980
It is a very convincing illusion

>>21392683
There's a couple pieces of straw or somethinf on the ground, but it's clean otherwise.

>>21391288
OPs dog would wreck your dog in a dog fight. On topic, do oyster mushrooms really taste like oysters? I'm too poor to have tasted either one though I smelled some oyster mushrooms once at a market and they smelled really strange.

>>21392774
Wrong and no. Mine probably has like 30lbs on him, and is much more athletic.

>>21392774
They just have a mild shroomy type taste.

>>21392774
more of a texture-maxxing mushroom, the flavor is a bit delicate, not really ideal for stocks but great for roasting

>>21391220
At least get a real dog instead of a dollar store mutt

>>21391205 (OP)
England

>>21391220
he looks retarded but he is cute

>>21391220
Snack looks better than risotto

>>21392789
Yeah but OPs dog is a pibble. Velvet hippos are obscenely strong and can take down animals much larger than them. On topic I think OP overcooked his rizzotto with too much liquid.

>>21391220
He's going to snack on you one day.

>>21391205 (OP)

>>21392774
>>21392789
Yup. OP's mutt(not a real american pit bull terrier) would run this weak show line german shepard out of the block.

>>21394835
It's weird you think about two very friendly dogs being violent with each other. Kinda sad, but expected from the likes of you.

>>21394841
>two of the most violent dog breeds
>friendly
lol

>>21391205 (OP)
Thats a cute ass dog :3

I'm having crumbed chicken, roast potatoes and pumpkin, and steamed carrots, peas, cauliflower, and broccoli.

>>21394891
I feed my dog a meal with nearly those exact same ingredients sometimes.

>>21394899
Thanks for the (you) bb.

>>21391205 (OP)
That's a side dish and not a meal. Same thing when Canadians eat Kraft Mac and Cheese as a meal.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am gonna bitch about something completely unrelated to this thread but doesn't deserve it's own thread.

>When making your pasta from scratch add a bit of salt for flavor!
No, faggot. Salt encourages gluten production. It doesn't have shit to do with flavoring the noodles.
>When boiling pasta, you should salt the water for added flavor.
Wrong again, faggot. You ever boil noodles and you get that massive head of foam that spills over the pot? You salt the water to greatly reduce that foam from forming. Again, it has nothing to do with flavor.
>American's are so addicted to sugar they even put it in bread.
Stupid, Euro-faggot. Americans put a tiny amount of sugar in SOME breads and rolls to have the yeast go ham and make a much lighter and fluffier bread. There are loads of breads Americans make that don't use sugar at all. American biscuits being a prime example.

>>21394951
I use the salted pasta water to thicken and season some of my sauces. Seems to work quite well.

>>21391205 (OP)
dawww mr nibbles doesnt even want to eat the plate, nor the food.

>>21394958
He prefers woman, children, and other dogs.

>>21394970
have you tried shoving your fingers up their butt of the kids to stop them from attacking your sweet innocent puppers

First try at indian cuisine
recipes courteously provided by boomer british uncle who served in India

>>21395813
Did your dog enjoy it?

>>21395851
not OP
If I currently had a dog, he would retch at the smell of the main paste but would enjoy the half of the flatbread I'd give him

>>21395881
Wow. Well thanks anyways. I appreciate your thoughtful reply.

>>21391205 (OP)
>>21391220
Cute dog

Made ribs did I do good?

>>21396170
What did the dog think of them?

>>21396174
No dog unfortunately

>>21396178
Wow! I thought this was the what did you dog think of the human food thread. I'm sad now that I've asked two people what their dog thought and they were freaking DOGLESS! :[

>>21394841
I didn't started it, he did >>21392774. Dogs should bite people, not other dogs.

>>21396297
no this guy >>21391288 started it by posting his dog for no reason other to flex how much better his dog is than OPs. Very womanly behavior
>nice dog but have you seen MY dog?

>>21396343
I was not flexing. I just wanted to say hi and tell him that another based dog owner liked his dog and the food that he cooked. Very womanly of you to think that I was trying to needlessly start drama, while you needlessly start drama.

>>21391205 (OP)
'oose a good doggy

>>21396369
I like your dog better than OPs desu

>>21396426
Thank you. I would like to remind you that all dogs go to heaven and at the end of the day a good boy is a good boy.

>>21391224
This looks terrible. You bring a bad reputation to all Stuarts out there. Please stop posting.

>>21396635
My dog is 18 now, she makes it to 21 and I'll buy her a beer. Still going strong, take her for a walk every night.

>>21396635
Very sweet. Do you feed your dog people food or dog "food"? I'm not a dog man but if I were would consider feeding it like the French used to feed their dogs.
this is from 1995:
>When New York chef/restaurateur Jean-Georges Vongerichten first arrived as an apprentice at the Michelin three-starred L’Auberge de l’Ill in Alsace 22 years ago, he imagined himself cooking with truffles and foie gras , the stuff of luxury dining. Instead, Vongerichten found himself preparing some pretty plain meals, the most mundane of which was chopped steak with basmati rice and haricots verts , and fillet of fish with roast potatoes. Once in a while an adventurous eater would ask for rabbit confit and potatoes.

>Sometimes customers even brought their own food, and then all he had to do was put it in a silver bowl.

>His cooking was for the dogs.

>“We had 200 people for lunch on Sundays,” says Vongerichten. “In Alsace, there are a lot of Germans, Swiss and French, and they all showed up with a big Mercedes and a dog. I spent my first month at the restaurant cooking for their dogs.”

>>21391205 (OP)
Salmon with cucumber, corn, and an onion/bell pepper stir fry.

>oyster mushrooms
Enjoy your maggots

>>21396989
wait do oystre mushroom breed maggots?

>>21396996
Yes they're extremely common in wild foraged oyster mushrooms and if you buy them canned you'll definitely have a few dead maggots in the bottom

>>21391220
you should be giving him some real food instead.

>>21391205 (OP)
Stuart you should get a wife. It's your parents money but surely they will be happy to get you married to their similarly rich friend's daughter right?

>>21395813
that literally looks like diarrhea, how can anyone find indian food appealing?

>>21396680
He gets canned wet food and a mixture of healthy addons like an egg, deenz, and yogurt. I want to start feeding him more and more custom meals and less premade stuff, or at least a super healthy pre made topper for his wetfood.

>>21396669
Powerful. I hope you get those 3 years with her!

>>21391212
Wat? It looks like a good doge to me, whats wrong with you? The soup I could do without oyster and clam type things but Im totally good with some shrooms.

>>21391205 (OP)
>>21391220
Please, for social hygiene purposes, put that mongrel down.

>>21396170
Someone is going to complain that they're not charred black or something but they look pretty good to me
Reminds me of something you'd get at a Chinese buffet

>>21397021
Stewuart has sugar in his tank, bro. He's shown his twink bf before and claims the dude is his "brother".

>>21391207
Kek
>>21391205 (OP)
Stewart mom fuck dog

>>21396968
looks good, anon.

>>21396343
>Very womanly behavior
kek my woman friend does this
>hey how is your baby
>here's pictures of my baby you never asked for

>>21391220
that's a good snacko for a good dog. I like how it looks like a brush

>>21398712
ever think how that girl is pushing 40 now

>>21399375
>woman friend
Very womanly of you to lie like that.

>>21399384
The inexorable march of time spares none of us

>>21392774
My dad makes your dad cum harder