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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

>>21392366 (OP)
that's yakisoba and pickled ginger

LE myself. Love a good mincemeat.

>>21392366 (OP)
No pun intended but how is "only sausage" chaotic good?

nah fuck you op

>>21392366 (OP)
HAHA. Yoga hot dogs Lol. What about adding kraut? I like kraut on my dogs. Thabks.

>>21392570
we've got an artist here

now do pizza

>>21392570
Unless sharing the nugs, why is double dipping wvil?

>>21392366 (OP)
>no chili dog
>no cheese dog
>no chili cheese dog
>no kraut
>no relish
>weird european shit like spaghetti, mince meat, and coleslaw
2/10

>>21392609
lol cause

>>21392609
Because you're not allowed to enjoy eating.

>>21392609
Get out of here, George.

>>21392570
SOVL

>>21392532
Whoever made it thinks “good” equates to emptiness or abstinence of life. Like how an ape would look at humans and think “why don’t they just eat bananas all day?”

>>21392570
>>21392590
Seconded
Do pizza now

>>21392590
>>21392802
no

>>21392366 (OP)
>spaghetti
>salmon strips
wasisters... do we tell him?

>>21392366 (OP)
This is stupid and not in the slightly funny way

>>21392366 (OP)
What about sauerkraut?

>>21392825
Thanks for the bump

>>21392816
What the fuck is wrong with you, you ascared or someting?

>>21392590
>>21392802
i'll try to come up with something

>>21392366 (OP)
hotdog is one of the unhealthiest foods existing and on top of that I don't like how it tastes
it's a no from me
>>21392570
lawful neutral

>>21395973
>>21392590
>>21392802
any suggestions?

Lawful evil, but with cheese

>>21395992
Pineapple somewhere for one of the evils.

>>21392366 (OP)
Why wouldn't plain be true neutral?

>>21392366 (OP)
this image is ancient. I think I saved it to my hard drive over 10 years ago

>>21392614
>coleslaw and mince
>european
brother don't look up what a coney is, or how they make hotdogs in NC or West Virginia. Be honest do you even know what mince is? It's chili

>>21396034
Because the quintessential hotdog when depicted in any media is always bread sausage, ketchup and mustard. In cartoons, in comics, in movies and shows. The phrase Hold The Mustard used when someone buys a hotdog in media cements mustard as a standard ingredient.
Thats just the cultural standard, so any deviation from it is not truly neutral.

>>21396051
Then why would not putting any toppings on it be morally better or more chaotic? Also when you buy a hot dog the toppings are on a little table on the side for you to put on yourself. Are we going solely based off of media? Also, are you a bot?

>>21395995
done

>>21396043
No, chili is chili and mince is mince. I live in New York and a "mince meat hot dog with cole slaw" is not a thing in Coney Island or anywhere else I've ever been. You can get a hot dog, a chili dog, a chili cheese dog anywhere in the country that sells hot dogs. I've only ever seen "mincemeat sauce" used as a term in relation to English meat pies. If you come to America, and I recommend you do in order to dispel these weird misconceptions you have, you're not going to find a "mince meat hot dog", especially not in Coney Island. I imagine you might find coleslaw somewhere, but I've never seen that either. What you will find in literally EVERY hot dog-oriented food establishment is chili, cheese, relish, and kraut.

>>21396039
>this AI generated image is ancient
zoomers really dont know that ai is only a couple years old

>>21397625
I know nobody fucking calls it mince in the US, and I'm oversimplifying it but most hot dog chili is literally just ground beef sauce. Just replace the word ground beef for mince and wa la.

Also, holy shit dude the entire state of WV and NC eat these things all the time. I'm not sure about KY, TN, VA, SC, or GA but I imagine you can find them there too. Hillbillies put slaw on their dogs like nobody's business. Just go to literally any cookout and you'll see it listed on the menu.

https://wvtourism.com/your-guide-to-the-perfect-west-virginia-hot-dog/

It's not asian slaw. It's more like the shit you get from a KFC.

>>21397629
the metadata on this image on my HDD is literally from September 2017. Grok was AIGen a thing in 2017? Big if true.

Zoomie larper tourist gtfo

>>21397629
https://imgur.com/gallery/mmmm-hotdogs-cZMxw
>2018
>AI

>>21397639
Right so calling it a mince hot dog is retarded and wrong. In America we have "chili dogs", they'd hot dogs with chili on them if you're wondering what they are. When we see a picture that says something as ridiculous as "OY BRUV A BLUDY MINS HOT DOG" we're being both logical and valid in calling it out as European, which it is. If you come to America, almost any hot dog stand, hot dog restaurant, hot dog rest stop, whatever, is going to have chili dogs. They're going to have chili cheese dogs. They're going to have relish on the side, and they're pretty damn likely to have kraut too. What they're not going to have written on any surface in the entire store is the word "mince".

Now you're not from America so it might be news, but people don't really go to West Virginia. I'm sure they eat possum and feces there too, that doesn't mean I'm going to put it on a chart about hot dogs and NOT mention chili dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs, relish, and kraut. I figured it was just normal slaw, but it's certainly a more unusual topping than chili. Everybody likes chili dogs and I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth it just because you watched some Youtuber who goes to rural parts of the US pull up to a West Virginia cookout and slather his hot dog in roadkill and decided that was somehow more normal.

>>21397641
>2017
>ancient
you've fallen for my ruse, newfag.

>>21397670
>is wrong and eternally btfo
>I was just pretending to be a fucking idiot
Good show
Also you should know that 2017 was 50 years ago

>>21395992
I reheated pizza in microwave today and rolled it up to eat it. That was not good and also chaotic

>>21397668
I don't know why you're so mad over a shitty hot dog meme my friend but it's very clearly made by some euro trying to get a rise out of morons like yourself. The mince dog? It's a picture of a chili dog. Wow! The "spaghetti dog" is just a fucking shitty yakisoba with some what I assume to be ginger on it? It's dumb absurdist nonsense, stop taking it so seriously

And yeah dude, people eat slaw dogs down here. This is one of the most popular fast food joints in the south and it's front and center for both their burgers and dogs. I'm sure you enjoy your hot dog cart but try this out, it's really quite good.

https://cookout.com/menu/

>>21397680
>it's very clearly made by some euro
This is literally what my original post said and what prompted you to respond to me in the first place and disagree with me.

>https://cookout.com/menu/
This is illegible to me. I've been to southern fast food places before like Waffle House, Checkers, Popeye's, Cracker Barrel, etc and the only one I've ever found compelling was Chic Fil A. I don't think I ever saw a mince meat and coleslaw hot dog before at any of them. If you go to Nathan's, which is really the end-all be-all definer of what a normal hot dog is, you won't find that.

>>21397695
>this is illegible to me
not surprised

>>21397703
Aye poor layout designed for Europeans that think possum and spaghetti are normal hot dog toppings in America but chili isn't.