Thread 21394124 - /ck/ [Archived: 1081 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:48:40 PM No.21394124
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>*effortlessly filters pretentious assholes in your path*
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:51:59 PM No.21394130
We're happy to be "filtered" from people who share their palates exclusively with 6 year olds.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:54:12 PM No.21394133
>>21394124 (OP)
>>21394130
Wealthy people buy Heinz ketchup made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:11:28 PM No.21394173
>>21394133
Mmmm butyric acid and corn syrup, must be in America!
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:17:39 PM No.21394184
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>>21394124 (OP)
Chup today chup tomorrow chup chup chup it up.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:21:27 PM No.21394194
>>21394184
McDonald's changed their ketchup recipe about ten years ago.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:23:22 PM No.21394198
ketchup is by far the greatest condiment and I'd happily flood my country with all types of violent blacks and poojeets if it means I can have ketchup

also, FUCK white condoments, seriously how can people like ranch or mayo? it looks like fucking jizz you raging homo, you have jizz all in your mouth slathered everywhere, get that nut off your face freak
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:26:23 PM No.21394202
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>>21394194
This is false. McD's ketchup, supplied by Golden State Foods in Irvine, CA, has maintained the same recipe for decades.

Some locations used to have Heinz but McD's terminated that.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:27:01 PM No.21394204
>>21394198
I'm sorry to hear about your tragic childhood. Most people don't have trauma associated with white sauce.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:27:45 PM No.21394205
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Is this the best job on the planet
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:28:31 PM No.21394207
>>21394202
Explain why the word "fancy" was removed from all McDonald's ketchup packets.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:48:27 PM No.21394235
its hard to say anything that pairs well with ketchup, only think i could think up was meat loaf. i think its a problem for a lot of predominately sugar sauces, its just something sugar addicts throw on everything
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:50:40 PM No.21394239
>>21394207
it wasnโ€™t.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:53:03 AM No.21394340
>>21394184
Does this taste as good as it looks?
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:55:56 AM No.21394343
>>21394124 (OP)
Nooo you can't put this on a hot dog you are drowning out the flavor of the ground up pigs lips and anus! You are only allowed to use mustard, which I believe doesn't drown out the flavor of the ground up assholes for some reason.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:59:32 AM No.21394348
MUH NO CHUP
MUH NO CHUP
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>>21394124 (OP)
Reminds me of that place that claims to be the original inventor of the hamburger, uses regular slices of bread instead of buns and "kicks you out" if you ask for ketchup. What are they gonna do? Screech at you? Do they have some security giganiggas force you out or what? Fake tough guys, man.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:00:41 AM No.21394350
>>21394130
While we're at it, Pepperoni Pizza is still the best.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:03:10 AM No.21394355
>>21394348
I don't understand what the deal is with mustard zealots, are they mentally ill? It must be some form of autism to only enjoy one condiment and force it on everyone else.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:47:33 AM No.21394651
>>21394184
BASED
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:51:21 AM No.21394657
>>21394124 (OP)
I didn't mind ketchup as a kid but the older I get the less I tolerate it. it's fine on like a burger or something where the taste mostly gets lost, but too much of it literally makes me sick. it's disgustingly sweet. and I normally have a sweet tooth. but there's just something sickly about it, if I get a big mouthful I wretch.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:52:05 AM No.21394659
>>21394348
First thing I thought of too.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:03:43 AM No.21394682
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>>21394348
their burgers look like shit but i think their "broilers" are neat
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:14:07 PM No.21395257
>>21394198
Post hand
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:16:04 PM No.21395261
It's the only good ketchup.
How do they do it bros?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:05:32 PM No.21395462
polish ketchup belt
polish ketchup belt
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>>21395261
Come to Poland.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:57:06 PM No.21395514
>>21395261
nobody in the entire world is retarded enough to post this sincerely

you are embarrassing yourself, marketing. do better.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:03:25 PM No.21395523
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>>21394130
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:12:04 PM No.21395607
>>21394124 (OP)
it's too sweet. i always mix it with tabasco sauce if i can to dilute some of the sugar.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:45:28 PM No.21395738
>>21394124 (OP)
>spill ketchup on your shirt
>smell it all day until you get home
this is the real reason ketchup is shit
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:46:31 PM No.21395741
>>21394348
>giant think burgers that are completely raw on the middle and served on two pieces of white bread
they should've stopped making these 100 years ago
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:16:04 PM No.21395778
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>>21395462
Pudliszki 4 lyfe
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:56:35 PM No.21395812
>>21394355
The whole thing about mustard probably comes from Chicago. There was a lot of controversy surrounding poor quality meat and meat spoilage back at the turn of the century, and the Jungle had just been published. Chicago meatpackers in particular had a bad reputation, so they started trying to advertise based on the purity and cleanliness of their products.

Ketchup back then was very different than now, Heinz pioneered what is now the standard tomato ketchup. Other ketchups were made out of weird mixtures and blends, and had really strong flavors used to hide spoiling, rotten meat odors. It was a commonly used product because refrigeration and quality were basically nonexistent until it became widespread and the USDA/FDA really stepped up their game as far as making sure you weren't eating fucking rat meat.

Because of this and all the purity advertising around meat, Chicago folks really rejected ketchup as a condiment. Mustard and all the other garden variety toppings became the standard there because they supposedly allowed a customer to tell if what they were eating was actually good. That weird fucking baggage stuck around and now you have swathes of people who hate ketchup on hot dogs.

tl;dr
>old recipes for ketchup hid spoiled meat, tasted like ass. Mustard didn't
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:06:18 AM No.21396865
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>>21394124 (OP)
Australians are better than you.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:46:37 PM No.21397055
>>21396865
100% and foreigns just donโ€™t understand