Thread 21395291

I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>21395291 (OP)
I was invited to a friend's house

>>21395291 (OP)
set the big charcoal briquettes on fire and get cooking

>>21395291 (OP)
Pull out my 9mm hand-cannon and blow away whoever ruined those ribs.

>>21395291 (OP)
congratulate the sonderkommando for burning this prisoner

>>21395291 (OP)
I really don't give a shit about tough or overcooked ribs. I realize le perfectly cooked meat is a point of pride for boomers and redditors but I just don't give a shit.

>>21395291 (OP)
I start screeching about animal rights

>>21395291 (OP)
Were they cooked too long or something?

>>21395292
Haha retard if you turn 360 degrees you would still be facing forwards.

>>21395291 (OP)
Is this what happens when you let the smoker get too hot? Good BBQ has bark but that shit has asphalt.

Say thank you, and have exactly 1 rib. Maybe it's just a really thick bark or something. Anyway it's a BBQ so there's burgers and hotdogs, and hopefully pasta salad and fucking beer.

>>21395291 (OP)
go hard on the bbq suace

>>21395292
Grills can't go that high you fucking retard

>>21395325
fpbp

>>21395292
and what if the bbq blows up?

>>21395599
>Anyway it's a BBQ so there's burgers and hotdogs, and hopefully pasta salad and fucking beer.
And all of it is burned just as black.

*scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape* *scrape*

>>21395291 (OP)
eat it

All ribs are good ribs. Depends on what's under that bark, the nature of the bark and the taste.

>>21395646
That's a good crust!

Looks equal parts overcooked and overdone on the rub, but they might be salvageable. Worst case scenario you can probably pull the bones out, cut them into bite size pieces, sauce them up and enjoy them like burnt ends. Or hell, chop them up and use them too season some baked beans.

>>21395674
>chop them up and use them too season some baked beans
That sounds good.
One time I severely overcooked/burnt a whole chicken, decided to make a soup and pit the bird bits in there, ended up delicious.

brisket and ribs are shitmeat and meant to be burned

>>21395291 (OP)
Looks a little overdone. But I'll have to see them cut before I judge. Might be juicy on the inside.

>>21395712
Your mother's cunt is shitmeat meant to be burned.

>>21395291 (OP)
Oh my fucking gooodness. how is that even fucking possible? What did he do? Forget the water and had it fire blazing all day?

>>21395325
this

Ah, the Maillard reaction, the caramelization of protein!

>>21395291 (OP)
Ribs can take a beating, the meat between the bones should be still good if that isn't just bark anyway.

>>21395388
lol checking those digits

>>21395712
>Yeah dude the food is burnt to Hell but it's le.. SUPPOSED TO BE

>>21395291 (OP)
I get drunk enough so it doesn't matter what I eat cause I won't be able to taste it.

@21395587
0/10 but you'll get some (you)s from low-impulse control newfags

>>21395291 (OP)
Leave the hood and go find some good white BBQ.

>>21395291 (OP)
Those are authentic Cajun style BBQ ribs. When you pick them up, the carbonized layer will fall right off, revealing the golden brown meat behind it.

>>21395291 (OP)
Slice em open and see how deep the bark is.

>>21395610
Lurk more, summer retard

I like 'em well done, so probably eat them both since none of you pussies want 'em.