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Anonymous No.21396844 [Report] >>21396858 >>21396963 >>21397006 >>21397662 >>21397760 >>21397846 >>21399588 >>21403076 >>21403955 >>21420765 >>21422864 >>21422951
Thoughts on the new McDonalds McCrispy Strips?

I hear these will be a real threat to the signature McDonalds Crispy Chicken Snack Wraps.

I don't see why the menu can't be big enough for both of them.
Anonymous No.21396858 [Report] >>21396879 >>21397540 >>21413774
>>21396844 (OP)
That's poop. From a butt.
Anonymous No.21396879 [Report] >>21396887 >>21396961 >>21397006 >>21397897 >>21398141 >>21399531 >>21404069 >>21405950 >>21410088 >>21417152
>>21396858
lol no. How does it feel to be an idiot?
Anonymous No.21396880 [Report]
thumbnail looks like dog shit
Anonymous No.21396887 [Report] >>21397286 >>21397354
>>21396879
>he had to use grok for this
anon... you tell us
Anonymous No.21396961 [Report] >>21396966 >>21397286 >>21397354
>>21396879
Have you completely given up on thinking?
Anonymous No.21396963 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
A 2.25 piece meal sounds confusing. They should have called it the 9/4 piece combo.
Anonymous No.21396966 [Report] >>21396971 >>21397362 >>21397851 >>21397872 >>21397902 >>21415435
>>21396961
If you possessed a labor saving device for digging holes, would you waste valuable calories and wear out your back and knees digging a hole manually, just to impress people online?
Anonymous No.21396971 [Report] >>21396982
>>21396966
What a terrible analogy. You should consider using labor-saving devices like a rope and chair to kill yourself with.
Anonymous No.21396982 [Report] >>21396993 >>21411997
>>21396971
Keep seething. I bet you gave yourself wrinkles thinking up that stupid reply.
Anonymous No.21396993 [Report] >>21396995
>>21396982
nah that's you
Anonymous No.21396995 [Report] >>21396999
>>21396993
Nuh uh it's you
Anonymous No.21396999 [Report] >>21397074
>>21396995
takes one to know one
Anonymous No.21397006 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
>>21396879
MCSHILL SUICIDE NOW!
Anonymous No.21397074 [Report] >>21397086
>>21396999
nice gets but you two need to get a room... SHEESH
Anonymous No.21397086 [Report]
>>21397074
>but you need two to get a room
no you don't
Anonymous No.21397166 [Report] >>21397666 >>21408602 >>21421451
It's a mouthful
Anonymous No.21397286 [Report] >>21397288 >>21397354 >>21397549 >>21397654 >>21397748 >>21399416 >>21405942 >>21407019 >>21408572 >>21408601 >>21408847 >>21413807 >>21417731
>>21396961
>>21396887
I am seeing this all over 4chan now. Anons acting like a chatbot is some kind of credible source or evidence for their claims. Zoomers are absolutely fucked for real. They spend daily hours talking to chatbots and even kill themselves over it in some cases. It cannot be overstated just how fucked up and devoid of humanity zoomers are growing up to be.
Anonymous No.21397288 [Report] >>21397354 >>21397748
>>21397286
Its nutty isnt it
As the zoomies would say, lets ask an AI to say "we're cooked"
Anonymous No.21397354 [Report] >>21397724 >>21397832 >>21402950
>>21396887
>>21396961
>>21397286
>>21397288
this one really brought the redditors out of the woodwork
Anonymous No.21397362 [Report] >>21397444
>>21396966
It would forget to call DigSafe first and destroy a water line.
Anonymous No.21397444 [Report]
>>21397362
That's why everything needs to be netcentric and IoT ready. The world will run a lot smoother when everything is idiot proof and user error is eliminated from the equation.
Anonymous No.21397540 [Report]
>>21396858
so what??! it's Pride month so please tone down with the bigotry!
Anonymous No.21397549 [Report] >>21397724 >>21402976
>>21397286
Anonymous No.21397654 [Report] >>21397724
>>21397286
Imagine being retarded enough to take it seriously and construct this fake reality around yourself.
Anonymous No.21397662 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
Somebody ruined their deep fryer by battering their own shite..
Anonymous No.21397666 [Report]
>>21397166
That chicken dick definitely need to get itself some sauce to dunk in.. if you know what I mean..
Anonymous No.21397724 [Report] >>21397748
>>21397654
>>21397354
>>21397549
>zoomers are now literal bots
lmfao
Anonymous No.21397743 [Report]
not as good as the chicken selects
Anonymous No.21397748 [Report] >>21397753 >>21397811
>>21397286
>>21397288
>>21397724
only amerimutts use zoomer
Anonymous No.21397753 [Report]
>>21397748
Did the AI tell you that?
Anonymous No.21397760 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
that looks like poo
Anonymous No.21397811 [Report]
>>21397748
Anonymous No.21397820 [Report]
i think it depends. was the cook a cute girl that day?
Anonymous No.21397832 [Report]
>>21397354
>this one really brought the redditors out of the woodwork
The 'cord definitely did not like this one
Anonymous No.21397846 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
Looks like turds on toilet paper in the thumbnail.
Compared to that chicken, I think I'd rather have the turds.
Anonymous No.21397851 [Report]
>>21396966
I have a gas powered post-hole digger and I still use my shovel because I can't be bothered getting it out and making sure it has fuel.
Anonymous No.21397872 [Report] >>21405553
>>21396966
>labor saving device
Anonymous No.21397897 [Report]
>>21396879
I took that picture yesterday and trolled you all with my dooty tenders
Anonymous No.21397902 [Report]
>>21396966
AI is all fun and games until you have to speak to someone in person without the AI intellect and personality assistance.
Anonymous No.21398141 [Report]
>>21396879
It's deep fried poop, duh!
Anonymous No.21399416 [Report] >>21403912 >>21406736
>>21397286
Chatbots are far more intelligent and better teachers than boomers.
Children raised and educated by AI are going to be way better off than those raised by their idiot parents and taught by public school teachers.
Anonymous No.21399531 [Report]
>>21396879
grok is funny. it's intentionally programmed to be like if chatgpt had aspergers
Anonymous No.21399588 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
These are dogshit. Chicken Selects were goated and these aren't even half as good.
Anonymous No.21400171 [Report] >>21400177 >>21404110
"McCrispy Strip" is such a stupid name. It sounds like a literal translation from Japanese or something.
Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?
Anonymous No.21400177 [Report]
>>21400171
>Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?
That sounds boring and generic and doesn't tell me that it's crispy.
You suck at marketing.
Anonymous No.21401549 [Report] >>21402551 >>21405283
mcdonalds is fucking garbage
Anonymous No.21402551 [Report]
>>21401549
nah it's shit apparently
Anonymous No.21402950 [Report] >>21403764
>>21397354
Anonymous No.21402976 [Report]
>>21397549
>as our skin matures
Biological maturation ends in your late 20's. Everything after that is the body slowly failing to maintain that state.
Anonymous No.21403076 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
LOL that looks like poop!
Anonymous No.21403760 [Report]
>how McDonald's chicken nuggers are made
Anonymous No.21403764 [Report] >>21403805 >>21403973
>>21402950
We all came from reddit at some point
Anonymous No.21403805 [Report] >>21418764 >>21422841
>>21403764
What? 4chan was around well before Reddit was. Hell, they weren't even on the radar as a major site until Digg went and fucked itself up
Anonymous No.21403912 [Report]
>>21399416
Cant wait for ww3 for the mass culling of gen z males in minecraft
Anonymous No.21403955 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
Literal shit thread has been up for days. Amazing.
Anonymous No.21403973 [Report] >>21404179
>>21403764
speak for yourself dipshit
Anonymous No.21404069 [Report]
>>21396879
Fucking Buzz Killington over here
Anonymous No.21404110 [Report]
>>21400171
Because the McChicken is a low-quality "value" item and they want to mark up the shit out of these disgusting shriveled pieces of shit.
Anonymous No.21404179 [Report]
>>21403973
Your and idiot
Anonymous No.21405283 [Report]
>>21401549
Overall McDonalds is mid, but the McCrispy Strips are one of their better items. Definitely worth trying.
Anonymous No.21405553 [Report]
>>21397872
Mexicans?
Anonymous No.21405942 [Report]
>>21397286
@grok is this true???
Anonymous No.21405950 [Report]
>>21396879
Anonymous No.21406263 [Report]
I didn't like it very much.
Anonymous No.21406736 [Report] >>21408187
>>21399416
I can't understand if you people are for real or not
have you ever had to write a college level essay? do you know what a citation is and why they are important?
Who am I missing your dumb ass is going to say academia is Jewish, even though your AI is just summarizing shit off the internet
With some more obscure prompts they'll quote articles a little bit down word for word
Your stupidity is astounding and may die is ruined
Anonymous No.21406884 [Report]
*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Hee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop
Anonymous No.21406942 [Report]
Anonymous No.21407019 [Report]
>>21397286
Good, I hope they all perish
Anonymous No.21407046 [Report]
best thread on /ck/
Anonymous No.21408187 [Report]
>>21406736
>Who am I missing your dumb ass
>Your stupidity is astounding and may die is ruined
Are you having a stroke?
Anonymous No.21408572 [Report]
>>21397286
any post on twitter is flooded with conservatives asking grok about the post
Anonymous No.21408601 [Report] >>21408998
>>21397286
was in south east asia recently for a month and dating a cute zoomette, she was reasonably normal apart from using chatgpt for fucking everything, like what to wear, or eat or do on a weekend. Letting it decide her whole life for her, was sorta cute at first then really freaked me the fuck out how much she relied on it.
Zoomers are already mindfucked by AI
Anonymous No.21408602 [Report]
>>21397166
dick pooh should be banned
Anonymous No.21408847 [Report]
>>21397286
ZoomZooms are old now
Let's bad mouth the Alphas
t. boomer
Anonymous No.21408998 [Report]
>>21408601
Did it make bad decisions for her? Like trick her into wearing ugly clothes or eating obscene meals that make her fat?

You'll probably make better life choices listening to AI than yourself or your peers.
Anonymous No.21410088 [Report]
>>21396879
>"How does it feel to be an idiot."
I get you're saying this ironically but come the fuck on. Grok, man? You're going out of your way to use that shit?
Anonymous No.21410281 [Report] >>21410297 >>21411794 >>21417156
For me, it's vegan pepperoni and vegan sausage.
Anonymous No.21410297 [Report]
>>21410281
how did you hack my toilet cam?
Anonymous No.21411794 [Report] >>21415441 >>21417010
>>21410281
How do I achieve bowel movements like this? I try eating some stuff with fiber, but you must need to eat a shitload of fiber, cause my poop is always runny regardless.
Anonymous No.21411997 [Report]
>>21396982
ur gonna get it bich ass
Anonymous No.21412071 [Report] >>21413524 >>21415376 >>21418713
Why do none of the fast food places have breaded beef strips?
Anonymous No.21413524 [Report]
>>21412071
Actual strips of steak would be expensive. I'd try beef nuggets though.
Anonymous No.21413774 [Report]
>>21396858
>The McTurd
Those madmen...they finally did it.
Anonymous No.21413807 [Report]
>>21397286
it's brownoids that think they're Iron Man with a personal AI assistant
Anonymous No.21415376 [Report]
>>21412071
Dairy Queen has these on their Texas menu. They're called "steak fingers" and are served with country gravy.
Anonymous No.21415435 [Report]
>>21396966
>AI chatbot is a "labor saving device"
How fat are you?
Anonymous No.21415441 [Report]
>>21411794
Stop abusing alcohol and stop overeating.
Anonymous No.21417010 [Report]
>>21411794
right amount of fibre (there is such a thing as too much fibre), water and exercise.
That would make me drop logs that would clog small throat toilets.
Anonymous No.21417152 [Report]
>>21396879
Very good bait
Anonymous No.21417156 [Report]
>>21410281
Its like he tried to make it look like poop....
Anonymous No.21417731 [Report]
>>21397286
I don't know who's baiting who anymore
Anonymous No.21418713 [Report]
>>21412071
not a /ck/ expert but i think fried steaks are a lot harder to prepare than fried chicken, but it could just be that fried steak isn't as popular
Anonymous No.21418764 [Report] >>21420617
>>21403805
I wish digg was the living site, we could just call them diggers instead of redditors
Anonymous No.21420617 [Report] >>21422481
>>21418764
diggers? what?
Anonymous No.21420765 [Report] >>21421534 >>21423840
>>21396844 (OP)
>12 day old thread
Anonymous No.21421451 [Report]
>>21397166
That's not a Charizard.
Anonymous No.21421534 [Report]
>>21420765
>8 hour old reply
Anonymous No.21422481 [Report]
>>21420617
n
Anonymous No.21422841 [Report]
>>21403805
If someone was 18 in 2003 when 4chan started then they'd be middle aged today. I can't imagine 40 year olds posting here unless they're actually braindead retarded
Anonymous No.21422864 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
Anonymous No.21422951 [Report]
>>21396844 (OP)
They look like shit they need to bring back the tenders they had back in 2015
Anonymous No.21423840 [Report]
>>21420765
There needs to be a McDonalds General on /ck/.
Every popular fast food franchise should get their own general really.