Thoughts on the new McDonalds McCrispy Strips?
I hear these will be a real threat to the signature McDonalds Crispy Chicken Snack Wraps.
I don't see why the menu can't be big enough for both of them.
>>21396844 (OP)That's poop. From a butt.
>>21396858lol no. How does it feel to be an idiot?
thumbnail looks like dog shit
>>21396879Have you completely given up on thinking?
>>21396844 (OP)A 2.25 piece meal sounds confusing. They should have called it the 9/4 piece combo.
>>21396961If you possessed a labor saving device for digging holes, would you waste valuable calories and wear out your back and knees digging a hole manually, just to impress people online?
>>21396966What a terrible analogy. You should consider using labor-saving devices like a rope and chair to kill yourself with.
>>21396971Keep seething. I bet you gave yourself wrinkles thinking up that stupid reply.
>>21396999nice gets but you two need to get a room... SHEESH
>>21396961>>21396887I am seeing this all over 4chan now. Anons acting like a chatbot is some kind of credible source or evidence for their claims. Zoomers are absolutely fucked for real. They spend daily hours talking to chatbots and even kill themselves over it in some cases. It cannot be overstated just how fucked up and devoid of humanity zoomers are growing up to be.
>>21397286Its nutty isnt it
As the zoomies would say, lets ask an AI to say "we're cooked"
>>21396887>>21396961>>21397286>>21397288this one really brought the redditors out of the woodwork
>>21396966It would forget to call DigSafe first and destroy a water line.
>>21397362That's why everything needs to be netcentric and IoT ready. The world will run a lot smoother when everything is idiot proof and user error is eliminated from the equation.
>>21396858so what??! it's Pride month so please tone down with the bigotry!
>>21397286Imagine being retarded enough to take it seriously and construct this fake reality around yourself.
>>21396844 (OP)Somebody ruined their deep fryer by battering their own shite..
>>21397166That chicken dick definitely need to get itself some sauce to dunk in.. if you know what I mean..
not as good as the chicken selects
>>21397748Did the AI tell you that?
i think it depends. was the cook a cute girl that day?
>>21397354>this one really brought the redditors out of the woodworkThe 'cord definitely did not like this one
>>21396844 (OP)Looks like turds on toilet paper in the thumbnail.
Compared to that chicken, I think I'd rather have the turds.
>>21396966I have a gas powered post-hole digger and I still use my shovel because I can't be bothered getting it out and making sure it has fuel.
>>21396879I took that picture yesterday and trolled you all with my dooty tenders
>>21396966AI is all fun and games until you have to speak to someone in person without the AI intellect and personality assistance.
>>21396879It's deep fried poop, duh!
>>21397286Chatbots are far more intelligent and better teachers than boomers.
Children raised and educated by AI are going to be way better off than those raised by their idiot parents and taught by public school teachers.
>>21396879grok is funny. it's intentionally programmed to be like if chatgpt had aspergers
>>21396844 (OP)These are dogshit. Chicken Selects were goated and these aren't even half as good.
"McCrispy Strip" is such a stupid name. It sounds like a literal translation from Japanese or something.
Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?
>>21400171>Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?That sounds boring and generic and doesn't tell me that it's crispy.
You suck at marketing.
mcdonalds is fucking garbage
>>21397549>as our skin maturesBiological maturation ends in your late 20's. Everything after that is the body slowly failing to maintain that state.
>>21396844 (OP)LOL that looks like poop!
>how McDonald's chicken nuggers are made
>>21402950We all came from reddit at some point
>>21403764What? 4chan was around well before Reddit was. Hell, they weren't even on the radar as a major site until Digg went and fucked itself up
>>21399416Cant wait for ww3 for the mass culling of gen z males in minecraft
>>21396844 (OP)Literal shit thread has been up for days. Amazing.
>>21403764speak for yourself dipshit
>>21396879Fucking Buzz Killington over here
>>21400171Because the McChicken is a low-quality "value" item and they want to mark up the shit out of these disgusting shriveled pieces of shit.
>>21401549Overall McDonalds is mid, but the McCrispy Strips are one of their better items. Definitely worth trying.
I didn't like it very much.
>>21399416I can't understand if you people are for real or not
have you ever had to write a college level essay? do you know what a citation is and why they are important?
Who am I missing your dumb ass is going to say academia is Jewish, even though your AI is just summarizing shit off the internet
With some more obscure prompts they'll quote articles a little bit down word for word
Your stupidity is astounding and may die is ruined
*Fart*
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I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
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Oopsie, poopy underwear now
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>>21397286Good, I hope they all perish
>>21397286any post on twitter is flooded with conservatives asking grok about the post
>>21397286was in south east asia recently for a month and dating a cute zoomette, she was reasonably normal apart from using chatgpt for fucking everything, like what to wear, or eat or do on a weekend. Letting it decide her whole life for her, was sorta cute at first then really freaked me the fuck out how much she relied on it.
Zoomers are already mindfucked by AI
>>21397166dick pooh should be banned
>>21397286ZoomZooms are old now
Let's bad mouth the Alphas
t. boomer
>>21408601Did it make bad decisions for her? Like trick her into wearing ugly clothes or eating obscene meals that make her fat?
You'll probably make better life choices listening to AI than yourself or your peers.
>>21396879>"How does it feel to be an idiot."I get you're saying this ironically but come the fuck on. Grok, man? You're going out of your way to use that shit?
For me, it's vegan pepperoni and vegan sausage.
>>21410281how did you hack my toilet cam?
>>21410281How do I achieve bowel movements like this? I try eating some stuff with fiber, but you must need to eat a shitload of fiber, cause my poop is always runny regardless.
Why do none of the fast food places have breaded beef strips?
>>21412071Actual strips of steak would be expensive. I'd try beef nuggets though.
>>21396858>The McTurdThose madmen...they finally did it.
>>21397286it's brownoids that think they're Iron Man with a personal AI assistant
>>21412071Dairy Queen has these on their Texas menu. They're called "steak fingers" and are served with country gravy.
>>21411794Stop abusing alcohol and stop overeating.
>>21411794right amount of fibre (there is such a thing as too much fibre), water and exercise.
That would make me drop logs that would clog small throat toilets.
>>21410281Its like he tried to make it look like poop....
>>21397286I don't know who's baiting who anymore
>>21412071not a /ck/ expert but i think fried steaks are a lot harder to prepare than fried chicken, but it could just be that fried steak isn't as popular
>>21403805I wish digg was the living site, we could just call them diggers instead of redditors
>>21403805If someone was 18 in 2003 when 4chan started then they'd be middle aged today. I can't imagine 40 year olds posting here unless they're actually braindead retarded
>>21396844 (OP)They look like shit they need to bring back the tenders they had back in 2015
>>21420765There needs to be a McDonalds General on /ck/.
Every popular fast food franchise should get their own general really.
