Thread 21396844

Thoughts on the new McDonalds McCrispy Strips?

I hear these will be a real threat to the signature McDonalds Crispy Chicken Snack Wraps.

I don't see why the menu can't be big enough for both of them.

>>21396844 (OP)
That's poop. From a butt.

>>21396858
lol no. How does it feel to be an idiot?

thumbnail looks like dog shit

>>21396879
>he had to use grok for this
anon... you tell us

>>21396879
Have you completely given up on thinking?

>>21396844 (OP)
A 2.25 piece meal sounds confusing. They should have called it the 9/4 piece combo.

>>21396961
If you possessed a labor saving device for digging holes, would you waste valuable calories and wear out your back and knees digging a hole manually, just to impress people online?

>>21396966
What a terrible analogy. You should consider using labor-saving devices like a rope and chair to kill yourself with.

>>21396971
Keep seething. I bet you gave yourself wrinkles thinking up that stupid reply.

>>21396982
nah that's you

>>21396993
Nuh uh it's you

>>21396995
takes one to know one

>>21396844 (OP)
>>21396879
MCSHILL SUICIDE NOW!

>>21396999
nice gets but you two need to get a room... SHEESH

>>21397074
>but you need two to get a room
no you don't

It's a mouthful

>>21396961
>>21396887
I am seeing this all over 4chan now. Anons acting like a chatbot is some kind of credible source or evidence for their claims. Zoomers are absolutely fucked for real. They spend daily hours talking to chatbots and even kill themselves over it in some cases. It cannot be overstated just how fucked up and devoid of humanity zoomers are growing up to be.

>>21397286
Its nutty isnt it
As the zoomies would say, lets ask an AI to say "we're cooked"

>>21396887
>>21396961
>>21397286
>>21397288
this one really brought the redditors out of the woodwork

>>21396966
It would forget to call DigSafe first and destroy a water line.

>>21397362
That's why everything needs to be netcentric and IoT ready. The world will run a lot smoother when everything is idiot proof and user error is eliminated from the equation.

>>21396858
so what??! it's Pride month so please tone down with the bigotry!

>>21397286
Imagine being retarded enough to take it seriously and construct this fake reality around yourself.

>>21396844 (OP)
Somebody ruined their deep fryer by battering their own shite..

>>21397166
That chicken dick definitely need to get itself some sauce to dunk in.. if you know what I mean..

>>21397654
>>21397354
>>21397549
>zoomers are now literal bots
lmfao

not as good as the chicken selects

>>21397286
>>21397288
>>21397724
only amerimutts use zoomer

>>21397748
Did the AI tell you that?

>>21396844 (OP)
that looks like poo

i think it depends. was the cook a cute girl that day?

>>21397354
>this one really brought the redditors out of the woodwork
The 'cord definitely did not like this one

>>21396844 (OP)
Looks like turds on toilet paper in the thumbnail.
Compared to that chicken, I think I'd rather have the turds.

>>21396966
I have a gas powered post-hole digger and I still use my shovel because I can't be bothered getting it out and making sure it has fuel.

>>21396966
>labor saving device

>>21396879
I took that picture yesterday and trolled you all with my dooty tenders

>>21396966
AI is all fun and games until you have to speak to someone in person without the AI intellect and personality assistance.

>>21396879
It's deep fried poop, duh!

>>21397286
Chatbots are far more intelligent and better teachers than boomers.
Children raised and educated by AI are going to be way better off than those raised by their idiot parents and taught by public school teachers.

>>21396879
grok is funny. it's intentionally programmed to be like if chatgpt had aspergers

>>21396844 (OP)
These are dogshit. Chicken Selects were goated and these aren't even half as good.

"McCrispy Strip" is such a stupid name. It sounds like a literal translation from Japanese or something.
Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?

>>21400171
>Why not just call it a McChicken Strip?
That sounds boring and generic and doesn't tell me that it's crispy.
You suck at marketing.

mcdonalds is fucking garbage

>>21401549
nah it's shit apparently

>>21397549
>as our skin matures
Biological maturation ends in your late 20's. Everything after that is the body slowly failing to maintain that state.

>>21396844 (OP)
LOL that looks like poop!

>>21402950
We all came from reddit at some point

>>21403764
What? 4chan was around well before Reddit was. Hell, they weren't even on the radar as a major site until Digg went and fucked itself up

>>21399416
Cant wait for ww3 for the mass culling of gen z males in minecraft

>>21396844 (OP)
Literal shit thread has been up for days. Amazing.

>>21403764
speak for yourself dipshit

>>21396879
Fucking Buzz Killington over here

>>21400171
Because the McChicken is a low-quality "value" item and they want to mark up the shit out of these disgusting shriveled pieces of shit.

>>21403973
Your and idiot

>>21401549
Overall McDonalds is mid, but the McCrispy Strips are one of their better items. Definitely worth trying.

>>21397872
Mexicans?

>>21397286
@grok is this true???

I didn't like it very much.

>>21399416
I can't understand if you people are for real or not
have you ever had to write a college level essay? do you know what a citation is and why they are important?
Who am I missing your dumb ass is going to say academia is Jewish, even though your AI is just summarizing shit off the internet
With some more obscure prompts they'll quote articles a little bit down word for word
Your stupidity is astounding and may die is ruined

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Hee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

>>21397286
Good, I hope they all perish

best thread on /ck/

>>21406736
>Who am I missing your dumb ass
>Your stupidity is astounding and may die is ruined
Are you having a stroke?

>>21397286
any post on twitter is flooded with conservatives asking grok about the post

>>21397286
was in south east asia recently for a month and dating a cute zoomette, she was reasonably normal apart from using chatgpt for fucking everything, like what to wear, or eat or do on a weekend. Letting it decide her whole life for her, was sorta cute at first then really freaked me the fuck out how much she relied on it.
Zoomers are already mindfucked by AI

>>21397166
dick pooh should be banned

>>21397286
ZoomZooms are old now
Let's bad mouth the Alphas
t. boomer

>>21408601
Did it make bad decisions for her? Like trick her into wearing ugly clothes or eating obscene meals that make her fat?

You'll probably make better life choices listening to AI than yourself or your peers.

>>21396879
>"How does it feel to be an idiot."
I get you're saying this ironically but come the fuck on. Grok, man? You're going out of your way to use that shit?

For me, it's vegan pepperoni and vegan sausage.

>>21410281
how did you hack my toilet cam?

>>21410281
How do I achieve bowel movements like this? I try eating some stuff with fiber, but you must need to eat a shitload of fiber, cause my poop is always runny regardless.

>>21396982
ur gonna get it bich ass

Why do none of the fast food places have breaded beef strips?

>>21412071
Actual strips of steak would be expensive. I'd try beef nuggets though.

>>21396858
>The McTurd
Those madmen...they finally did it.

>>21397286
it's brownoids that think they're Iron Man with a personal AI assistant

>>21412071
Dairy Queen has these on their Texas menu. They're called "steak fingers" and are served with country gravy.

>>21396966
>AI chatbot is a "labor saving device"
How fat are you?

>>21411794
Stop abusing alcohol and stop overeating.

>>21411794
right amount of fibre (there is such a thing as too much fibre), water and exercise.
That would make me drop logs that would clog small throat toilets.

>>21396879
Very good bait

>>21410281
Its like he tried to make it look like poop....

>>21397286
I don't know who's baiting who anymore

>>21412071
not a /ck/ expert but i think fried steaks are a lot harder to prepare than fried chicken, but it could just be that fried steak isn't as popular

>>21403805
I wish digg was the living site, we could just call them diggers instead of redditors

>>21418764
diggers? what?

>>21396844 (OP)
>12 day old thread

>>21397166
That's not a Charizard.

>>21420765
>8 hour old reply

>>21420617
n

>>21403805
If someone was 18 in 2003 when 4chan started then they'd be middle aged today. I can't imagine 40 year olds posting here unless they're actually braindead retarded

>>21396844 (OP)
They look like shit they need to bring back the tenders they had back in 2015

>>21420765
There needs to be a McDonalds General on /ck/.
Every popular fast food franchise should get their own general really.