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Anonymous No.21396946 [Report] >>21396950 >>21397045 >>21397058 >>21397119 >>21397217 >>21397299 >>21397426 >>21397528 >>21397768
>what should we name our hot sauce?
>HOW ABOUT SATAN'S FAT COCK ASS BLASTER EXTREME INFERNAL FLAMING DIARRHEA!?!
Anonymous No.21396950 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
Noooo stop having fun!
Anonymous No.21397045 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
Please return to plebbit asap. Thank you.
Anonymous No.21397058 [Report] >>21397223 >>21397535
>>21396946 (OP)
Name it "mellow ember", make it out of pure undiluted capsacin and then sell it to unsuspecting young mothers at the local farmers market.
Anonymous No.21397119 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
I made a hot sauce called Orient Orange but people called it racist.
Anonymous No.21397217 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
How about "OP"? The hotsauce is gay btw.
Anonymous No.21397223 [Report]
>>21397058
Kek based, they will never see it coming
Anonymous No.21397299 [Report] >>21397413
>>21396946 (OP)
Tell your grandmother a hot sauce is very flavorful and not very hot because it only has 3000 scoville units of heat.

She's not going to have any fucking idea what her autistic grandson is babbling about. Its easier to make a super hot sauce than it is a flavorful kinda hot sauce because the only people trying hot sauces for flavor are dorks like us on our wiper blade metallurgy discussion forum of /ck/.
Anonymous No.21397302 [Report] >>21397661
VOLCANO LAVA NIGGER VAPORIZER 3000 ATOMIC RECTUM RAPIST HEXAGONAL GRAND POOBAH VICEROY KING HEAT VII XXX FLAMING FAGGOT BOMB MAGMA HIROSHIMA PACK SCOVILLE SPEEDER DELUXE.

$18/8oz.
Anonymous No.21397413 [Report]
>>21397299
habaneros make some of the best hot sauces thoughbeit
Anonymous No.21397426 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
I make hot sauces and just autistically name them what they are like "Asian Medium" or "Cajun Hot" or "Mexican Vinegary with Lime"
Anonymous No.21397446 [Report]
How about Rickey’s World Famous Hot Sauce that has a nice ring to it
Anonymous No.21397528 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
Anonymous No.21397535 [Report] >>21397611
>>21397058
you would be sued 100%. probably even face criminal charges
Anonymous No.21397611 [Report]
>>21397535
That's where the farmer's market part comes in anon, by the time they tried it and want to sue I'm gone.
It's a lot easier to sign up for a farmer's market under a fake identity and leave no trace than it is to sell in stores or even online.
Anonymous No.21397661 [Report]
>>21397302
>GRAND POOBAH VICEROY KING HEAT VII XXX
I will name my son this.
Anonymous No.21397665 [Report]
Yeah whatever OP now post'em
Anonymous No.21397768 [Report]
>>21396946 (OP)
THE RECTAL ANNIHILATOR 9000

Almost sounds like a sex toy..
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Anonymous No.21398346 [Report]
Did anyone ever figure out why Secret Aardvark is called that? It's a very strange name.