Thread 21397606

I am thinking about going carnivore, but I can't afford to eat steak unless it's a special occasion.

>>21397606 (OP)
Have you considered basic caloric restriction instead of a retarded fad diet?

>>21397609
Im with OP this looks way more fun

I don't do meme diets, but if you want dirt cheap meat go to a Walmart supercenter and check the cold cases for leftover rotisserie chickens. The one near me almost always has a pile of them for $2.02 each. You can't beat that.

>>21397606 (OP)
Wtf do you not eat meat for, low T faggot? Chicken and pork is cheap. Get some pork chops, and some chicken boobs or thighs then find yourself some real boobs and thighs attached to a woman like a man. Or you could learn to hunt and kill a deer and learn to fish, or turkey both lean meat. Goddamn kids.

>>21397606 (OP)
anything is affordable is fine just skip the fucking hotdogs - that shit is straight garbage

frozen fish fillets are probably the best price to value

Or if you cant go out and work and grow some garden, and make more money and afford what you want instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for your poor diet. All it takes is a bit of dirt and a pot, then look up places that are in hunting or fishing season, pay a coulle bucks for some tags and eat.

>>21397621
What is this meme, literally every thread, if remotely possible, somebody tries to peddle rotisserie chickens

>>21397622
>Wtf do you not eat meat for, low T faggot?
op didn't say they don't eat meat lol

>>21397622
You might be retarded anon

>>21397653
NO U

>>21397635
Sir when it comes to rotisserie chickens, theybare anything other than a meme

>>21397736
Aah fuck no dude.. I love these bitches. If I could Id fist two of them up the ass like boxing gloves and just feast them off my hands. Plus you can use the carcass to make good chicken stock/broth, not the watered down crap from stores.

>>21397635
The OP asked for suggestions of cheap as fuck meat. A $2 cold rotisserie chicken is about as good as you can get besides trapping squirrels and stray cats. Maybe people meme up the Costco chicken and the hotdog combo, but mine was a legitimate suggestion. I've got one in the fridge right now. If I were to go carnivore they'd make up a significant portion of my diet.

>>21397606 (OP)
do people really look at the fat fucking sweaty red-faced ham men who are on the carnivore diet and think it's a good idea? these guys usually look like they're in the middle of a heart attack while they're resting

>>21397756
Man few things feel better than just tearing into one with you bear hands. I get mad when i families already cute off a piece. Im afraid when its comea to rotisseries chicken om not exactly a team player.

>>21397852
Sure thing twinkletoes

>>21397606 (OP)
If I end up looking like that eating red meat, keep it.

>>21397606 (OP)
>morning, buy 100 slim jims
>eat slim jims whenever hungry
>sleep 1 hour
>repeat the next day

>>21398036
>>21398036
Why are homosexuals like this?

>>21398302
this picture's gayer than AIDS

>>21398324
Sure thing feathweight.

>>21398340
t. bearlover69

>>21398366
Nothing more pathetic than jealousy.

Ground beef, pork, chicken, eggs

>>21398385
also cheap cuts of beef for stews

>>21397951
I hang out with an old Filipino man and tear off chicken while drinking brandy, it's the life

>>21398389
What does a carnivore stew look like?

>>21398532
beef, bacon, stock, herbs

>>21397609
Yeah. It doesn't leave me satisfied. You don't experience weight issues so you shouldn't weigh in (no pun intended).

>>21397606 (OP)
Breakfast: bacon and eggs

Lunch: sliced meats and cheeses, nuts, maybe some cherry tomatoes

Dinner: chicken, pork, beef, some sort of meat and cheese casserole, whatever.

I don't do "carnivore", but I don't eat sugar or starches and most of my calories come from meat. But I like fiber and I'll eat greens or cabbage from time to time.

>>21397626
Yeah, you can get stuff like tilapia for $4/lb, half the price of beef but twice the price of chicken.

Just depends on what you like. Shrimp goes on sale and I stock the freezer.

>>21397635
>literally every thread
Not even close. They're a tremendous value though and there's no denying it. I can get a whole raw chicken for maybe $7 if I'm lucky but a cooked one is $5 and contains a couple pounds of cooked and seasoned meat just ready to pull off the bones and use for anything. And like others have mentioned, the leftover cold ones are DIRT cheap.

>>21397852
Where are you getting that? People who've had success are not fat.

>>21397622
Learn to read, you mouth breathing dipshit retard.

>>21397606 (OP)
It is important to think of how you eat in terms of the principles of what is human nature and what will make a human the most healthy instead of thinking in terms of dietary categories.
I honestly recommend you go for keto or ketovore instead. it’s easier to do for a bit cheaper since it means cheaper processed meats with some filler is on the table, and the flavorings you can then introduce are a moral booster.
Here’s a list of some stuff you can buy for relatively cheaply still.
>chicken breasts, skin on bone in thighs, drumsticks, and leg quarters.
>whole pork loins and hams
>hot dogs, brats, and sausage meat
>ground beef, sometimes frozen patties are the cheapest option actually
>store brand luncheon meat
>brick cheese