Thread 21397617

After consuming straight hard Whiskey like Wild Turkey or Woodstock etc...
All alcohol doesn't give me a buzz or drunk anymore apart from 3 bottles of this shit

>>21397617 (OP)
Well mah booooii you are becoming an alcohol thats why

>>21397617 (OP)
>All alcohol doesn't give me a buzz or drunk anymore apart from 3 bottles of this shit
Let me get this straight, you're drinking 5.25 Liters (almost 1.2 gallons) of 101 proof bourbon just to get a buzz?

>>21397617 (OP)
you have a problem

>>21397785
He probably buys 750ml and just used a 1.75ml cause it's what Google showed when he searched it

>>21397617 (OP)
based

>>21397793
Oh yeah 2.5L of 101 proof is much more understandable than 5.25L

????

>>21397816
I mean, slightly

>>21397930
Have you ever drank a fifth of liquor by yourself?

>everyone itt
Even the hardest of alkies will be feeling it after a few hundred mL of likka on an empty stomach

>>21397617 (OP)
I know how you feel. Last night I drank about 6 liters of barrel strength bourbon and barely felt it, had to drive to the liquor store and get 5 more just to get drunk lol. Welcome to the winner's club OP, you're officially a badass like me now.

>>21397940
I have

>>21397995
Me too, I think that hangover might kill me if I did it today.

>>21397617 (OP)
simply stop drinking

>>21397617 (OP)
Stick your head in a microwave

>>21398930
and then?

>>21397617 (OP)
Hi Andre

>>21398987
Look for any grime that needs cleaning in there

Look at me, I'm killing myself slowly because I'm lost!! Are you watching?!

>>21397617 (OP)
>Look at me I drink HARD bourbon
You aren't cool, grow up

The most I drank was a 750ml of vodka+ 2 beers
Never blackedout but made a complete fool of myself

>>21397617 (OP)
>yeah, well I need to drink FIVE LITRES of hard liquor to even get a buzz, heh

underageb&

>>21397617 (OP)
Reminder that WT101 is unofficial whiskey of rich alcoholics.

>>21397617 (OP)
even if you were andre the giant you’d still at least be somewhat drunk after drinking a handle. most people would be close to death after that, I’ve had a drinking problem for several years and even I don’t think I could make it past 30 shots

>>21397940
every god damn day

Is this the thread? I'm drunk bros. I need someone to talk to.

>>21402146
I drank bacardi last night. Like I do every other night. Today is my recovery day. Had a nice Cuban sandwich.

I go through a 1.75l bottle every 2-3 sessions. Mixed with some type of juice usually.

>>21397940
Many times

>>21397617 (OP)
If you're not training your alcohol tolerance for college parties or Fortune 500 business parties then you're an utter retard who deserves a failing liver

>>21397940
Yes, but two seems very excessove

>wild turkey 101
>in the big turkey bottle
>sealed
>a dickied microwave door
what did he mean by this

>>21397940
Yes and I felt nothing. This shit is just water for being so cheap.

>>21397989
I actually can't get drunk with 40% ABV vodka anymore, my body metabolises it too quickly

I start my day with a few liters of everclear or spirytus, just hair of the dog you know. In the afternoon I mostly boil it and inhale the vapors, then switch to anal injections to get a bit of a buzz going. I pity the lightweights who get drunk after a measly 5 liters of liquor

>>21404883
>boil it and inhale the vapors
>anal injections
Ah, I remember back when my tolerance was still that low. Nowadays I use an apheresis machine to replace my blood plasma with straight alcohol; it's the only way I can feel anything. (As a bonus, I can sell the plasma to buy more alcohol.)

>>21400479
wt101 is a working mans pour.
lost my blind to fighting cock btw

>>21397956
you make a good point about the empty stomach.
>eat a huge lunch/dinner
>ability to get drunk afterwards is completely gone
>can't even drink enough to anyway because my stomach is too full already
just alcoholism things

>>21397940
depends how fast you drink

>>21397940
If I have enough cocaine I can drink infinite liquor. Anything carbonated gives me hell bad coke farts though. Drank and did coke for 14 hours one time and I wasn’t even drunk or hungover the next day shit was so cash.

>>21397617 (OP)
You gotta diversify OP get a big case of beer to go with it and maybe add some light drug use. I like pills and weed personally.

>>21405476
Pretty much this OP.

Try doing a few lines of coke while your drinking. I can't reccomend beer, but certain drugs with alcohol will give a synergistic effect that will give you what you need. While I drink bacardi every other day, I save doing a few lines throughout the night for when I am partying with my gf. Pic related and pretty old.

>>21397785
This

I'm drinking some Bardinet licquor full throttle.
They call it licquor because I'm tonguing the whole bottle.
I'm busting lyrical bricks, call me Charles Bardinet.
He may be fired but this drink's here to stay.

>>21397940
used to work with a guy who said he was drinking 2 handles of vodka a day at his worst

God I fucking hate summer

>>21407968
Who drinks triple sec by the bottle?

>>21397617 (OP)
You should take a break from drinking anon. Come back to it in a few months and your tolerance should be down again.

>>21397940
I told my psychologist I drink a 5th of alcohol when I drink, but I literally meant 20% of the bottle

>>21405476
>maybe add some light drug use. I
>and weed personally.
die in a fire

>>21405470
I just hope you know, you unironically sound like the biggest retard ever conceived by man.

>>21405481
You're a lucky man.

>>21397617 (OP)
>3 bottles
Your liver must look like a salisbury steak

>>21397940
Never 100 proof, I go insane before I can finish