If you do this you’re an asshole.

>>21397968 (OP)
I fail to see any issue here.

>>21398038
those are carrots

Anything other than Ketchup is pretentious.

>>21397968 (OP)
Agreed. I like carrots and I like hot dogs but carrots as a replacement for hot dogs is fucked up and retarded. I'd rather have one of them nasty tofu pups than a carrot dog. Hell, you could make a veggie burger but long, slap it in a dog bun and it would be way better than a carrot dog.

>>21397968 (OP)
>nooo you cant put ketchup on a hot dog
go cry into some deep dish, chiraqi

>>21398083
for real? I was trying to figure out wtf this was, still going to assess that it's AI.

>>21398083
Didn't even notice. Proceed

>>21398142
No. We are not there yet. We're not to the point of assuming everything is A.I. Maybe you're that dumb but I'm not.
The OP's image is a real photo. There's no reason whatsoever to assume (or "assess") that it's not.
Dumbshit.

>>21397968 (OP)
It would be funny as a prank

>>21398105
I wouldn't treat this as a "replacement" so much as its own item. A roasted carrot sandwich is basically just carbs on carbs but I also like croquette sandwiches, fritter sandwiches, etc so this isn't too different IMO

>>21397968 (OP)
Reminds me of this.

>>21398181
I ate a raw onion once
It was disappointing

>>21398167
It's absolutely a replacement for a hot dog. That's why it's in a hot dog bun and has traditional hot dog toppings and scorch marks from being cooked on a grill. It's a dumb vegan/vegetarian thing like using a portobello cap as a burger patty replacement.

>>21397968 (OP)
I'm going to the store to buy a pack of hotdogs right now.

>>21397968 (OP)
Do not gatekeep culinary carrot creativity or hotdogs.
These hotdogs are legitimate expressions of nutrition and genius.
You're an asshole for trying to gatekeep.

>>21398197
Sorry I wasn't really clear. I meant that I personally wouldn't do this and call it a vegetarian hot dog or whatever the fuck. Just a carrot in a bun. I also probably. wouldn't top it with traditional hot dog toppings. I'd imagine some type of glaze would be good with this, maybe a pepper relish. Idk, but not fucking ketchup and mustard.

However I will say that a grilled portobello cap isn't that bad as far as a sandwich goes. Generally would prefer a regular beef burger but it's not something I'll totally reject. Honestly would rather have that than an impossible burger or even worse, a black bean burger....

>>21398162
I didn't suspect everything it AI, just that one picture. Retard.

>>21398210
Honestly new york style sauerkraut and mustard toppings would probably work fine with a roasted carrot although i think a sturdier bread roll would work better than a hot dog bun.

>>21398216
You shouldn't have. And you shouldn't post your skepticism either. It's not A.I., and there's NO reason for you to have even momentarily assumed it could have been. Do you understand now?
No more posting that you think an image could be A.I.

>>21398105
A veggie dog with sautéed carrots and shallots topped with whole grain mustard and toasted almond slivers is pretty good, actually.

>>21398219
Sure, I think a chewier sourdough roll would be a solid choice, but a steamed potato hot dog bun would be pretty good too. Fuck I might try that later actually.

>Honey+bourbon glazed and grilled carrot
>whole grain dijon

I feel like it's kind of leaning into a simpler version of a thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Would be good with a hard seltzer or something

Black bean burgs can be good though. Portobello sandwiches are delicious but I think treating the cap like a burger replacement and putting them on a hamburger bun with burger toppings is gross. Much better on real bread with condiments and ingredients that compliment the mushroom. I generally don't like treating vegetables as meat substitutes and much prefer to prepare and eat vegetables like vegetables.

>>21398142
>>21398152
it took me a second but actually look at the fucking image and not the thumbnail
the lines and the ends are a clue

>>21398234
I mean I generally agree but I also like veggie sandwiches. I hate black bean patties, never had a good one barring one dive in an old college town that mostly specialized in making Cuban Fritas, so they actually knew how to into beans.

Like, I'm not gonna put ketchup and pickles on a fucking portebllo "burger" but if it's grilled well it can definitely hold its own against a middle of the road burger. I think having a good bun for a veggie sandwich is more important than a regular burger, honestly. Harder to get right

>>21398228
Damn now this is AI.

>>21398224
Huff farts and get the fuck out of my thread.

>>21398252
>stupid
>get called out for being stupid
>double down on your stupidity

>>21398271
Talk about OP topic or be obliterated like your asshole with an AI carrotdog ripping through it, warp speed.

>>21398246
I like veggie sandwiches a lot as well but I don't like them on burger buns at all. I think they're way better on a baguette or ciabatta or some other kind of real bread. And finding a good black bean burger is hard, yes. They're often flavorless, leaden pucks of mush. I prefer to make them at home. There are a lot of good recipes.

>>21398276
I think "burger bun" is such a wide category at this point you could be absolutely right or way off depending on what you're picturing.
>portobello on a wonderbread roll = shit
>portobello on a good kaiser roll = potentially decent
You're right though, crusty bread would do it a lot better than any routine burger bun.

Also if you have a good black bean recipe, post it, because my gf complains during the summer that we eat too much meat but I don't feel like grilling like 3 different meals

>>21398300
Sorry, I don't remember which recipes I used but I know there are a bunch of really solid black bean burger recipes on youtube. It shouldn't be hard to tell which ones are worth looking into and which ones are trash. I think Kenji has a pretty decent one.

>>21398329
Kenji is pretty annoying but he's generally pretty good at recipe development so I'll give it a try thanks

>>21398228
>crafted with

lol

Toasted almond veggie dog. Sounds very Californian.

>>21398246
They knew how to into?
Wow. That's cute.

>>21398252
No, it's NOT A.I.
You're a fucking retard.

>>21398228
Those dogs are decent but sauteed carrots and activated almond slivers as toppings sounds disgusting. They're good with regular hot dog toppings.

>>21398106
Those aren’t hot dogs.

>>21398392
Well you're for sure not AI. Not even regular I.

carrots are perhaps my least favorite vegetable

>>21398429
Well good news. You're a fruit.

>>21398429
Try them raw, dipped in some bleu cheese dressing.

>>21398442
i actually do prefer them raw
i say they're least favorite vegetable but i still will gnaw on them if they're around, like when they come with wings and stuff

>>21398387
can you into space, anon?

>>21398477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320

>>21398242
You are totally right. People who do this deserve those carrots to be crammed right up there you know where.

>>21398197
Have you never seen when people put pb&j with a banana in hot dog buns? That is not a replacement for a hot dog, it is it's own thing. OP is basically a bad salad sandwich

>>21398455
They are a great dipping vegetable, and you can buy them prechopped into sticks if you're a lazy degenerate like me.

>>21397968 (OP)
Literally no one does this. This is the equivalent of watching a 5 minute crafts video and thinking its a new trend.

If you want to get mad at non-meat-substitutes go to mushrooms as burgers.

>>21397968 (OP)
Kek it's like a hotdog for horse

>>21398197
Mushrooms make sense as meat replacement; its the closet thing to it.

Carrots dont.

>>21398083
that's what being vegan is al about. enjoy

>>21398106
>likes ketchup on hot dogs
>can't tell the difference between a hot dog and a carrot
sasuga

>>21397968 (OP)
If it weren't a hit dog imitation but instead pan fried carrot shavings it would already be an improvement.

>>21402790
>cant tell the difference between ketchup anc catsup
owari da, cookers....

>>21398228
now show the ingredients list

>>21403246
do you think they use prime cuts for hot-dogs? there's all sorts of nasty shit (literally) in there

>>21397968 (OP)
If you support the satanic and jewish modern mass animal farming practices your an asshole.

>>21403378
What nasty shit? It's just blended bits of pig with some salt. Meanwhile this vegan shit is artificial plant protein that needs 100 other chemicals or industrial processes to even be palatable.

>>21403727
>What nasty shit?
they blend skin (which is often hairy), guts, joints, eyes, anything not used for other purposes.

the vegan one is shit too, I don't argue that.