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Anonymous No.21401683 [Report] >>21401720 >>21401767 >>21401903 >>21401905 >>21401933 >>21402062 >>21402316 >>21402387 >>21402452 >>21402511 >>21402845 >>21403034 >>21404104 >>21404106 >>21404561 >>21404800 >>21404829
why are 80% of zoomers like this?
it pisses me off so bad
Anonymous No.21401685 [Report]
cooked foods taste different than uncooked foods

w o w
Anonymous No.21401687 [Report] >>21402619
inb4 retards respond earnestly to this dogshit thread
Anonymous No.21401692 [Report]
they never played nintendo 64 growing up. their loss.
Anonymous No.21401694 [Report] >>21401710 >>21401776 >>21402055
>slimy, mealy, flavorless tomatoes
>tomato based sauces with flavor
one of these is not like the other.
Anonymous No.21401710 [Report] >>21401712 >>21404278
>>21401694
t. never had in-season tomatoes
Anonymous No.21401712 [Report] >>21401757 >>21401804 >>21401871 >>21402135 >>21402151 >>21402892 >>21404867
>>21401710
>you just haven't had a good one
yeah, hundreds of pounds of tomatos and decades on this earth, still haven't had one in season or a good one. Cope.
Anonymous No.21401720 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
Remember how late Millennials seemed oddly socially awkward, sheltered yet with in depth knowledge of goofy shit, and kinda like overgrown children even down to eating habits?

Turns out this is just what using the internet excessively before puberty does to human, and Gen z is even moreso. Gen A is gonna be worse, this kid runs around ending every sentence with "chicken nugget"
Anonymous No.21401757 [Report] >>21401759
>>21401712
ripe tomatoes simply dont taste mealy so that answer is not as unlikely as you think
Anonymous No.21401759 [Report] >>21401771
>>21401757
>dont taste mealy
tell me more about how things do or don’t taste like textures, retard-kun
Anonymous No.21401767 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
Texture matter.
>Tomato chunks? YUCK
>Tomato paste? Yes add more please
Anonymous No.21401771 [Report]
>>21401759
>in my reality they taste mealy!
Anonymous No.21401776 [Report] >>21401780 >>21401900
>>21401694
>flavorless
Huh? Tomatoes are sweet.
Anonymous No.21401780 [Report] >>21401790 >>21401798 >>21401863 >>21401866 >>21403155
>>21401776
Oh that explains all the tomato flavored candy I keep seeing. Can't wait to try the "sweet" onion gushers too!
Anonymous No.21401790 [Report] >>21403131 >>21404348
>>21401780
I think Gushers only has fruit flavours.
Anonymous No.21401798 [Report] >>21401852
>>21401780
Where do you think caramelized onions come from bitch
Anonymous No.21401804 [Report]
>>21401712
Based on your description of a tomato I don't think you have ever had a good one, maybe you should try to grow your own.
Anonymous No.21401805 [Report] >>21401846 >>21401882 >>21401907
I was a picky retarded eater as a kid in the 90s. Didn’t like onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, pickles, mustard, cheese, mayo, most meat, fish, etc, but thankfully I realized how retarded I was being and the inability to enjoy a succulent meal with other people forced me to change my eating habits and eat real food I thought l hated. Now I love all kinds of food and am no longer picky. It seems like the extreme kind of disordered picky eating I engaged in as a kid has become the norm for a lot of young people and adults. Back when I was a picky eater, it was recognized as not normal behavior and everyone from adults to other kids thought I was fucking crazy for being so picky.
Anonymous No.21401837 [Report] >>21402619
A good homegrown tomato is amazing, it's a fucking fruit you can just pick up and eat whole. Better than any apple or banana or pear. Even better with a pinch of salt.
The shit tomatoes you can buy in any store are flavorless slop. Weird texture, no taste, really hard so it can survive transport and stay fresh for years.
All the picky eaters who seethe about tomatoes are just city troons. A lot of picky eating comes down to you just growing up in the city.
Anonymous No.21401846 [Report]
>>21401805
The future is kinda looking bleak considering that these will be the people that are catered to.
Anonymous No.21401852 [Report]
>>21401798
The pan with butter.
Anonymous No.21401863 [Report] >>21401908 >>21401922 >>21404806
>>21401780
Never had green tomato pie?
Anonymous No.21401866 [Report]
>>21401780
believe it or not there are sweet naturally occurring flavors in food without adding mounds of high fructose corn syrup
Anonymous No.21401871 [Report]
>>21401712
Mass farmed tomatoes just taste like slight acidity and nothing else. They are farmed for maximum possible volume, not flavor. Even the fanciest organic ones.
I used to think both tomatoes and cucumbers were shitty until I tried some that I grew myself. When the plant grows in its own soil without being forced to produce water-bloated fruits as fast as possible, and without competing with 6,000,000 other plants, you get tasty fruit. The tomatoes I've grown had a really pronounced savoury flavor. There's a tiny hint of this in store bought tomatoes, but it might as well not be there. They taste great by themselves and the sauce they produce tastes amazing. The cucumbers I've grown had a defined cucumber flavor. Similarly to the tomato, that flavor is present as a hint in store cucumbers, but is barely detectable. Whereas the home grown cucumber was actually enjoyable to eat all on its own. Pretty much all produce is like this. Another example are mushrooms, which taste like nothing from the store but have a great flavor if wild foraged.
Anonymous No.21401882 [Report]
>>21401805
I was one too. Now you can put anything in my face and I'll enjoy it. Only things I never grew out of are broccoli, pickles and mushrooms. Hell I've eaten testicals and bugs but fucking broccoli is the WORST.
Anonymous No.21401900 [Report]
>>21401776
>Tomatoes are sweet.
not that you can buy in a store they aren't.
Anonymous No.21401903 [Report] >>21401914 >>21401916
>>21401683 (OP)
Protip: Guys who don’t like tomatoes raw tend to be unenthusiastic about cunnilingus; find a man who appreciates a good heirloom tomato.
Anonymous No.21401905 [Report] >>21402128
>>21401683 (OP)
I don't get it. Who's 'no one'? How does this "joke" work exactly? I don't get the format.
Anonymous No.21401907 [Report]
>>21401805
Do you think the word 'succulent' means 'good' or something? What the fuck do you think it means?
It's a plant that retains water. It doesn't mean something is pleasing to you.

Jesus fucking christ.
Anonymous No.21401908 [Report] >>21401920
>>21401863
Is it sweet or savory?
Anonymous No.21401913 [Report]
why would i eat just a plain tomato
Anonymous No.21401914 [Report]
>>21401903
>Guys who don’t like tomatoes raw tend to be unenthusiastic about cunniling
You are what you eat I guess.
Anonymous No.21401916 [Report] >>21402525
>>21401903
my gf didnt want me to do that anyways said it made her self conscious
Anonymous No.21401920 [Report]
>>21401908
It's a sweet, tangy dessert.
Anonymous No.21401922 [Report] >>21401956
>>21401863
This is the blackest thing I've ever seen
Anonymous No.21401933 [Report] >>21402688
>>21401683 (OP)
Raw tomatoes from supermarkets have this bitter taste and horrible slimy texture that tomato sauce and puree does not have, they are basically two different foods.
Anonymous No.21401956 [Report]
>>21401922
Black people eat spicy corn puffs and soap chicken with Lawry's.
Anonymous No.21402052 [Report] >>21402054
I like both, but raw tomatoes make my mouth sting for some reason
Anonymous No.21402054 [Report] >>21402081
>>21402052
You're allergic.
Anonymous No.21402055 [Report]
>>21401694
Just add some salt to the tomato. It's that simple.
Anonymous No.21402062 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
why the fuck would i eat a whole tomato? also tomato based sauces have sugar in them
Anonymous No.21402081 [Report] >>21402084
>>21402054
I have a pollen allergy, so certain fruits trigger a reaction in my mouth.
but it's the only symptom and it's pretty mild, so I keep eating bruschetta when tomatoes are in season.
Anonymous No.21402084 [Report]
>>21402081
>I have an allergy but I can ignore it
So you don’t have an allergy
Anonymous No.21402128 [Report]
>>21401905
Like all meme formats it starts out making some sense, but then redditors take it and just insert "funny" picture disregarding the original intent.
Anonymous No.21402135 [Report] >>21402143
>>21401712
Why did you eat hundreds of pounds of tomatos if you don't like them?
Anonymous No.21402143 [Report] >>21402648
>>21402135
You gotta eat a lot of things you don't like to live.
Anonymous No.21402151 [Report] >>21402186 >>21402619
>>21401712
>go to your local farmer's market about one or two months from now, or whenever peak tomato season is in your area
>find a stall that sells heirlooms
>pick out the deepest, darkest, reddest looking heirlooms
>slice and marinade in balsamic
>season each slice with salt and pepper
this will change your life I promise
Anonymous No.21402186 [Report] >>21402269 >>21402287
>>21402151
>tomatos are good bro! you just have to add vinegar, salt and pepper, trust me bro!
Anonymous No.21402269 [Report] >>21402280
>>21402186
Are you really suggesting that a food isn't good if you have to marinade and season it?
Anonymous No.21402279 [Report]
they have never tasted a real tomato with flavor in their whole life
they think tomatoes taste like crunchy water
which 90% of the time they'd be right
it's almost not their fault
Anonymous No.21402280 [Report] >>21402287
>>21402269
YES!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.21402287 [Report] >>21402306
>>21402186
>>21402280
Obvious bait but I'm sure there are a few autists on here that actually believe this. I'm not going to bother convincing you, please continue eating your tendies and mac & cheese
Anonymous No.21402306 [Report] >>21402311 >>21402650
>>21402287
It's like that episode of powerpuff girls where they'll only eat broccoli if it's covered in cheese
Anonymous No.21402311 [Report]
>>21402306
Was it autism?
Anonymous No.21402316 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
So you are too stupid to know that it's all about what you learn as a baby / kid (plus/minus a little preferences)? Like you gigafarr anon don't even know the simplest facts of life? What are you? Can I rent to just slap you all day? Giganigger.
Anonymous No.21402325 [Report]
Children are picky eaters. More news at 11.
Anonymous No.21402387 [Report] >>21402391
>>21401683 (OP)
i can eat tomatoes like an apple, (baby tomatoes are like grapes) but if anything made with beans in tomato sauce touches my food i will not eat it. the taste is ungodly unpleasant to me for some reason, i could drink a bottle of ketchup but even the smell of baked beans "ketchup" is enough to make me wretch
Anonymous No.21402391 [Report] >>21402394
>>21402387
is it the brown sugar
Anonymous No.21402394 [Report] >>21402447
>>21402391
im not even sure, i either witnessed something so horrible ive chose to forget and now i associate it with beans or something, then again even my niece who i dont get to see alot is the exact same way about it. just the smell and taste of it makes me gag
Anonymous No.21402447 [Report]
>>21402394
Probably the fault of Even Stevens
Anonymous No.21402452 [Report] >>21402491 >>21402742
>>21401683 (OP)
Almost like the issue isn't the taste but the texture of the tomato huh.
Anonymous No.21402491 [Report]
>>21402452
>almost like
Well, is it or not? "Almost like" is an ambiguous statement.
Anonymous No.21402499 [Report]
This is the absolute stupidest most braindead meme format there is other than “POV”
Anonymous No.21402511 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
My 4 year old daughter likes to eat tomatoes like apples.
Anonymous No.21402525 [Report]
>>21401916
You need to distract her hard enough that she’s no longer self-conscious.
Anonymous No.21402528 [Report]
I like raw tomato. I'll even eat the cardboard grocery store ones if they're seasoned enough, but ketchup makes me gag.
Anonymous No.21402619 [Report]
>>21401687
~98 percent of threads on /ck/ are dogshit
If people stopped responding to them altogether there'd be no point in even coming to this shithole in the first place
>>21402151
I know you're trying to defend OP here but you're basically conceding that tomatoes require extra ingredients to be edible which is what everyone else has been saying
>>21401837
Apart from the fact that I don't believe you because I've lived in the countryside at my uncle's place and the tomatoes tasted exactly the same, there's also the fact that 56% of the population lives in cities worldwide
So if your supposedly amazing food is apparently inaccessible to over half of the population, it's not really that amazing. Just saying
Anonymous No.21402622 [Report] >>21403184
Why do tomatoes cause so many amerifats to seethe?
Anonymous No.21402648 [Report]
>>21402143
lol, no we don't. I don't eat a single thing I don't like and I continue to live. Healthily I might add.
Anonymous No.21402650 [Report] >>21402662
>>21402306
This board is mostly adult men. Good luck with your Powerpuff Girl references.
Anonymous No.21402662 [Report] >>21402695 >>21402699
>>21402650
>He didn't secretly watch Powerpuff Girls when no one was around
Fag
Anonymous No.21402688 [Report]
>>21401933
canned made tomatoes are made with ripe tomatoes, also sauce is pre-seasoned to some extent.
Anonymous No.21402695 [Report]
>>21402662
>fag
In lieu of regular porn you mean?
No. Sorry. Not attracted to little girls OR cartoons. But if you think sneakily watching that makes you extra straight, you're more broken than I thought before. And I thought you were a chimo pervert.
Anonymous No.21402699 [Report]
>>21402662
Why would no one need to be around? It was a huge hit with everyone.
Anonymous No.21402742 [Report] >>21402933
>>21402452
>muh texture
is code for >I'm autistic and I hate this thing for no real reason
Anonymous No.21402845 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
not a zoomer but tomatoes do genuinely taste like sink water to me.
even tried home grown cherry tomatoes. well they had some nice taste but also this was swamped with that sink water taste.
heating tomatoes up kills that awful taste
Anonymous No.21402892 [Report]
>>21401712
why did you eat hundreds of pounds of tomatoes if you don't like tomatoes?
Anonymous No.21402933 [Report]
>>21402742
not everyone is used to swallowing buckets of cum like you are
Anonymous No.21403034 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
nobody is like this.
Anonymous No.21403131 [Report]
>>21401790
technically tomato is a fruit
Anonymous No.21403155 [Report]
>>21401780
Why do 4tranners love confidently saying retarded things?
Anonymous No.21403184 [Report] >>21404171
>>21402622
Because they're all brown and browns traditionally burn off their taste buds so they can stomach their traditional "food", losing the ability to enjoy subtle flavors.
Anonymous No.21404077 [Report]
raw tomatoes are dog shit and everyone knows it
Anonymous No.21404104 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
I didn't enjoy tomatoes until I was about 16, they'll grow out of it.
Anonymous No.21404106 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
Have you considered being less pissed off?
Anonymous No.21404112 [Report] >>21404128
Raw tomatoes just arent that good
Even muh fresh from the vine perfect summer tomatoes.. they all taste like demon nightshades and while the front of your brain knows they taste good cooked and salty, your reptile brain (should) say
>leave it the fuck alone
Anonymous No.21404128 [Report] >>21404275
>>21404112
Say it with us, anon:
>bUt YoU jUsT hAvEnT hAd OnE oF tHe 2% Of AlL tOmAtoEs ThAt ArE aCtUaLlY gOoD!
Anonymous No.21404171 [Report]
>>21403184
tomatoes are only traditional food in brown places though
Anonymous No.21404194 [Report] >>21404196
I don't understand why so many young adults are so fucking picky. Picky eaters used to get made of fun and ostracized, now they're coddled and they pretend they have a mental illness that prevents them from eating most foods so fuck you, you ableist bigot if you call them retarded children for not eating tomatoes or onyons
Anonymous No.21404196 [Report]
>>21404194
mom is a picky eater w/ a deadly food allergy but i dont bully her
Anonymous No.21404275 [Report]
>>21404128
The bad ones taste like tomato flavored mealy water and the "good" ones taste like tomato flavored goo and slime
They're just kind of an unpleasant food
Anonymous No.21404278 [Report]
>>21401710
True, not my fault the American grocery stores exclusively stock out of season tomatoes shipped from halfway across the planet. Not even being facetious right now either. It's grim.
Anonymous No.21404311 [Report] >>21404328
>you like lemonade but dont like eating raw lemons? Hypocrite

This is tomatofags
Anonymous No.21404328 [Report] >>21404351 >>21404360
>>21404311
You're logic is flawed, pickyfag. Enjoy your brown slop, child.
Anonymous No.21404348 [Report]
>>21401790
Technically tomato is a burger
Anonymous No.21404351 [Report]
>>21404328
Nobody eats tomatoes raw
Anonymous No.21404359 [Report] >>21404576 >>21404581
>YOU JUST HAVENT GONE TO A RURAL TOMATO FARM DURING THE PEAK OF THE SEASON AND PLUCKED A TOMATO FROM THE VINE ON THE MOUNTAINTOP NEAR A RIPPLING STREAM
Anonymous No.21404360 [Report]
>>21404328
No, its the correct logic
Anonymous No.21404561 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
OMG why do people liked cooked food?
Anonymous No.21404576 [Report]
>>21404359
I feel like I need to go on a quest to pick the ultimate tomato just to prove to myself that I do in fact actually hate tomatoes
Anonymous No.21404581 [Report] >>21404827
>>21404359
There's a reason it's the most prized vegetable in most home gardens. Ripeness and growing conditions make a much bigger difference than almost any other food
Anonymous No.21404598 [Report]
raw tomatoes have that combination of tart and acidic that I find very unappealing. Tart foods should be sweet, like berries.
The tartness goes away with cooking so it comes a non-issue.
Anonymous No.21404627 [Report]
This thread is yet another reminder of how shit most people's taste is in this godforsaken shit hole of a food and cooking board.
Anonymous No.21404692 [Report] >>21405189
picky eaters in a nutshell:
>omg tomatos taste like nothing
>then why do you like tomato sauce?
>well actually it's about the texture not the taste ok???
Anonymous No.21404701 [Report] >>21404799
Pasta sucks
Anonymous No.21404704 [Report]
It appears that most people have never had a good tomato.

Try growing cherokee purple.
Anonymous No.21404799 [Report]
>>21404701
that's what the sauce is for
Anonymous No.21404800 [Report] >>21404885
>>21401683 (OP)
>twitter screenshot of a spongebob "meme"

You are a fucking zoomer.
Anonymous No.21404806 [Report]
>>21401863
I'm curious
Anonymous No.21404827 [Report]
>>21404581
Nothing to do with cost.
Anonymous No.21404829 [Report]
>>21401683 (OP)
I don't like tomato on my pizza, I avoid tomato based sauces, nor do I like ketchup
Anonymous No.21404867 [Report]
>>21401712
Tomatoes are the most variable quality vegetables in existence. The cheap shitty ones taste completely different and even have a different texture.
Anonymous No.21404885 [Report]
>>21404800
spongebob is older than you
Anonymous No.21404933 [Report]
cooking tomatoes brings out the sugar and makes them sweeter tasting, glad i could help you dumb retard
Anonymous No.21405189 [Report]
>>21404692
>well actually it's about the texture not the taste ok?
Nobody argues that. Its more like
>wow? Salt, sugar, and other ingredients can change the taste of base ingredients? No shit dumbass
Anonymous No.21405211 [Report]
>be part of the 99% who doesn't like raw tomatoes
>durr picky eater