Thread 21401832

How the fuck is this company even still around? Government intervention? The drivers are basically illegal, and working for free. The food and delivery is also overpriced.

>>21401832 (OP)
The crowd of pathetic zoomers who have no drivers licenses and milenial parents who live in apartment complexes.

>>21401832 (OP)
Go collect your own food you fat piece of human garbage. You fat fucking retard.

I order from there at least 4 times a week
Im simply too busy for anything else a lot of nights.
I can order it while im out and about, and its at my door when im home.
I have money, they have a service, its as simple as that.
>inb4 seething retards make up character and physical traits about me

If you want my poltard conspiracy: market dumping, covid and jews.

DD used to be cheap and where operating at a loss for a long time. Then they somehow got connected to every major fast food chain just before covid which forced DD in to everyone's home. Once they became in they jacked everything up since there's no real alternative.

>>21401891
fucking fleshy, gorilla-armed, nose-breathing yes-man!

>>21401832 (OP)
Which delivery service would you recommend?

>>21401832 (OP)
Zoomers are so terrified of talking to other humans and driving that they'll pay more than double to have lukewarm food dropped off at their door. They justify it by saying they're disabled.

>>21401832 (OP)
>The drivers are basically illegal, and working for free.
Then why come everyone says it's so more expensive to pay the driver who needs a tip?

>>21401832 (OP)
>how are they still around when their labor is cheap and their customers pay them lots of money?
Are you unironically retarded?

>>21401835
/thread
zoomers live off this shit
I don't know any sane adult human that would spend $20 to have shitty cold fast food delivered to them when they can just use the drive thru

>>21401957
Getting into your own car and driving yourself like a grown ass adult man

>>21402251
deadass adulting is like cringe and iffy frfr no cap

>>21402251
car? and have to pay for insurance and gas? lol

>>21401835
NTA but I use door dash because all my pants have stains on the front of them and I can't wash them because I don't know how to use the washing machine at my place yet
so basically I don't go out because I don't have any pants

>>21403485
Can't wear your pants inside out? Don't own a swimsuit? Just order new pants online or something, heck, DoorDash em from Walmart.

>>21403722
I only use door dash to get mcdonald's and, very rarely, the Kentucky fried chicken
Walmart delivery is too expensive imo

>>21401962
Saying you're disabled is a good racket to get into, honestly. I had an ex who blamed her herniated disc for everything, spent her life suckling that government teat. I'd still be with her today, but she died leaning off that fent.

>>21401832 (OP)
>Founded by Chinese guy, Taiwanese guy and Hong Kong guy all of whom are American
There's way too many thorns there for it to be anyone's deep state psy-op.
It survives like all tech companies, on the promise the narrow profits and common losses are because they are in the process of becoming a household name.
Most of it's money is generated in denser urban areas where it's not like just get into your car and go.
They're putting a bit of money into lobbying local races to try to get autistic tech people into urban city councils (a policy I'm honestly okay with, no offense to the socialists, schizos and elderly misinformation machines who typically make up a city council in a large city) because most of their money is generated by immigrants on e-bikes.

>>21401832 (OP)
>finally decide to try grubhub for the first time
>make simple order at place a few minutes from my house
>price is ridiculously high, plus tip
>delivery driver from 3 states away accepts my order
>makes a couple dozen deliveries on the way to pick it up
>makes half a dozen more on the way
>finally get my cold, soggy order an hour and a half after the original estimated time
>still says "on time" because the app kept pushing the estimation forward
>chuck food in trash, delete app
What the fuck is even the point, man? Actually walking there and back would have been significantly faster.

>>21403485
Probably one of the more retarded things I've read in a while.

>>21403485
how is it possible for an adult to not know how to use a washing machine

>>21401910
Where do jews and /pol/ fit in this you utter retard?

I love that restaurants have all these dedicated space for door dash drivers!

>>21402251
>thinks he's a grown ass adult man
>posts here

>>21403485
Amazing.

>and I can't wash them because I don't know how to use the washing machine at my place yet
What exactly does "yet" mean here? Are you hoping to learn by osmosis, just from being around the machine long enough?

>>21403485
Non-based retard.

>>21405248
You'll be shocked to know just how useless Zoomers are if not knowing how to use a washing machine is enough to flabbergast you.

>>21401832 (OP)
it's sustained by extremely lazy zoomers and the chronically overweight
it's staffed by the dredges who have no alternatives

>>21405264
Kill yourself you jewish fucking faggot!

>>21401832 (OP)
They get a high attachment rate with promo codes.
Then there are the lazy ass people who would rather have food delivered than walk a block or two for pick-up.
I only used the app because I had shit ton of gift cards and they would give me 30% every week or so. I haven't had one offered in over a year.

>>21403485
Seeing stained pants, people might think it's a new style. People have been buying ripped jeans for decades.

>>21401868
It's crazy that choosing pick-up gives a 10% to 30% discount at some restaurants. I see burgers go from $11.38 to $9.10. On top of that, a delivery fee is $2 to $5.

>>21402244
I'm a boomer (over a month old), and I order from Doordash because it saves me effort.

>>21402244
It seems Boomers either don't know how to use apps or they can barely buy groceries.

>>21405539
My mom's a literal boomer (conceived when my grandfather came home from WW2) and she orders from GrubHub all the time.

>>21405246
>>21405248
It's not my fault, the one I used to use before I moved had an app that controlled everything. This Samsung one I have to use now is all fucked up, something is wrong with the door lock on it. So it's broken anyway. There's literally zero videos about this shit online too.
>>21405418
>>21405461
What's your problem?
>>21405523
kek. They're kinda yellow/brownish stains, no idea where they came from

>enter market with deep pockets either from inheritance, investment, or another business
>run at a loss until your competition is forced out of business
>jack up prices to try and run at a profit
and the unintended parts of the business plan
>realize after you've killed the rest of the market that your operating procedures can't be profitable
>desperately search for every possible way to monetize and raise prices to the absolute edge of what people will pay
>hope you can sell the company to a bigger idiot before it all comes crashing down

It will improve once it uses autonomous delivery drones

>no delivery guy eating / spitting on your food
>faster
>cheaper
>will also collect data for Palantir

>>21405554
Does she like the commercials too

>>21403485
I come to /ck/ for comments like this
like are you retarded? If you can afford door dash you can afford new pants, like nigga just go to ross

>>21401832 (OP)
One time I decided to check the prices on doordash and I found a double western bacon cheeseburger combo from carls jr that was $20
before fees and other bullshit

Before the existence of doordash you didn't have a choice, you had to go get your food, once you use it, you feel this sense of comfort that is unmatched

>>21401891
>>21406674
>Get your food made by the youngest, the least experienced and the brownest people available
>Made by the cheapest most ultra processed ingredients that can be bought
>Prepared by the least hygienically aware staff possible
>Delivered steamed to hell in a lukewarm package
>Run up to your door by a guy who just pissed 6 times in a bottle on his scooter that day who is expecting tips to not essentially work for free
>Pay an increasingly higher price as excuses to ramp prices pile up
But at least the screaming tummy was sated by said slop. All food is equal right? I'm not dead yet so it's fine.

>>21405765
yep, this is every business model for every startup because it's easier than having a great idea

>>21406623
i'm not fucking retarded just cause my landlord's washing machine is broken, and i'm not going to fucking Ross! it's not related but I hate the clothes security guards that they have there, one of them is a bully

>>21406703
that's now how it works

>>21406703
holy projection
what flyover hellacape do you live in where the only delivery options are fast foods made by teenagers

>>21407739
philly

>>21401832 (OP)
I went from too poor to use delivery apps to too rich to use delivery apps, I've never experienced it and that's something I'm deeply grateful for.

>>21406623
Can you use Instacart for Ross?

>>21406603
>Does she like the commercials too
Yes, this is her favorite.

>>21405528
the restaurants don't want to deal with delivery drivers either. They're all rude stinking browns
>t. server

>>21402228
champagne socialism
>>21405178
lol karmatic
>>21405243
to see how far they can push you and still get away with it
>>21407739
because if you wanted fine dining you'd go to the fucking restaurant

Mcdonalds is just hiring illegal migrants through a paper company, what is the question?

>>21405264
The part where other people are making money but he didn't become rich by doing nothing and having no connections.

>>21405316
I find it offensive that all of the designated black people spaces have a person with a big butt painted on them.

>>21403485
what the fuck man

>>21408680
What's that supposed to mean sir?

>>21409326
Anon is making a joke about how the handicapped sign also resembles a person with a large butt, which Black people (specifically Black women) are stereotyped as having.

Further trivia: I googled "shelf butt" to find an image of said stereotype but apparently that term has been SEO'd away from racism and is now some kind of fitness thing? Strange times.

>>21409517
>Anon is making a joke
noted

>>21407696
Have you ever heard of a laundromat? And you’re really scared of the security guard at Ross? We’re doomed.

>>21403485
>all my pants have stains on the front of them and I can't wash them because I don't know how to use the washing machine

>>21403485
amazing. and i know you cant just make this shit up. incredible

>>21409517
I like women like this because you have a shelf for your chocolate milk :)

>>21401891
Why fast food slop when meal services like FACTOR exist for every diet Hollywood has conceived of? Literally delivered to your door, and you nuke it when you need it, no meal prep, no thinking, just balenced food on demand.

I at least get that. And sure FACTOR might be slop-adjacent or whatever, but it's got to be somewhat better than the fried fake shit fast food overcharges for now.

>>21410328
Why waste time posting in the thread when you could Buy an ad like a FAGGOT

>>21410323
my chocolate milk keeps getting knocked over whenever I leave the room. really sparks me up

>>21401832 (OP)
>How the fuck is this company even still around? Government intervention? The drivers are basically illegal, and working for free. The food and delivery is also overpriced.

Former Doordash corporate worker here. Yes there is some government intervention. I mean, depending on what you consider, but in case you didn't know, you can use EBT food stamps at a lot of restaurants and stores on Doordash. So, in that sense, yes, taxpayer money is being used to fund DoorDash.

I've been a Doordash drivers (Dasher) and I've worked corporate on the supply chain side for their Dashmart stores (DD has delivery-only stores in many cities called Dashmarts). Basically, people love getting shit delivered to their door. When I used to deliver, I noticed that it was lower middle class and poorer neighborhoods that ordered DD way more than nicer neighborhoods. This was for a variety of reasons, but I think the main one is that poor people worked more and had less free time. A nicer family has a stay at home wife that can cook meals, or it's some guy who works from home and has time to cook. A lot of Doordash orders were to obvious single moms who'd get off a long work shift and want to feed their kids without getting back in the car for another trip.

And of course as others have said, zoomers are averse to driving and a lower percentage of them have cars than any previous American generation. They justify getting Doordash multiple times per month (or even per week) by saying "well I don't have a car payment or car insurance payment, so I can afford delivery"

Important to remember that Doordash has expanded beyond restaurant delivery. Tons of people get their groceries delivered through Doordash just like you can have done through Instacart. IMO getting a batch of groceries delivered is the most rational use of Doordash. It's basically the same price as the grocery store and the only added cost is delivery fee/tip. So, basically you pay $10 or $15 to save yourself the time

>>21405562
Do you have a fucking sink or a shower? You can, believe it or not, wash clothes by hand like G*d intended and w*men used to do 100 years ago
Soap, water, and scrub that shit harder than you scrub your crusty foreskin

>>21410714
I'm circumcised bro.
Also all you guys that are just shitting on me are not fucking helping. Yes I've heard of a laundromat. Have you heard of go fuck yourself!

>>21411087
>yes I’m aware there’s multiple solutions to my problem, but I’m just not going to use them!
you have the maturity of a toddler.

>want katsudon from a local spot
>its $12 if you order it directly through them + pick it up
>its $18.50 if you order it through doordash
the sheer laziness and retardation of people who order through doordash pisses me off. i have multiple friends who moan about how much the spend on doordash (they all have cars)

>someone orders pizza delivery
>no seethe
>someone orders delivery from another restaurant via doordash or ubereats or a similar service
>SAAR YOU ARE ZOOMER DO NOT REDEEM THE DELIVERY SAAR
Why do delivery apps make brownoids seethe so hard?

>>21411552
because a pizza place doesnt have 2-4 additional charges stacked on top. you pay for the pizza and you give a tip. not a tip + service charge + delivery fee.

>ITT anon accidentally activated the child lock on his washing machine and now walks around like the Terminator
Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?

>>21411571
>not a tip + service charge + delivery fee
This is how I know you're a brown NEET who gets mommy to order pizza for him, pizza places have had delivery fees since well before delivery apps even existed.

I use it for groceries, my car broke down and I don't have the cash to fix it.

>>21411593
i'm white and employed but ok. the place i order pizza from doesn't have a delivery fee so long as youre within their radius.

>>21405466
Kek. Wait till he finds out they don't know how to use desktop computers either

>>21405248
Have you seen one of those things? They have like three knobs and several buttons and doors on them. Good luck!

>>21411844
Sometimes the knob is also a button, even!

>>21411593
>pizza places have had delivery fees since well before delivery apps even existed
Yeah and they used to be reasonable, like $2-3. Then the apps came along and I guess the pizza places all collectively realized that people will pay way fucking more than that for no reason. So now the pizza places have exorbitant fees too. Fuck you Doordash.

>>21403485
This isn't actually that bad. Especially when you mentioned your landlord. I've dealt with shitty landlords before. I had one that didn't want to fix a hole in my ceiling. I spent half that year opening my kitchen window every hour every time it rained so I could dump out a bucket of water.

>>21405248
cunt i lived with at age 23 never knew how to use one. he put detegent in the tub and also in the fabric softener section of the machine. there were fucking suds everywhere kek. His mum always did the housework his entire life and she never thought to teach the kids how to do it. in short, a shit cunt with shit parents.

>>21401832 (OP)
I use doordash when I'm too exhausted from my shitty job to cook anything. I really need to stop. Shit is too expensive for what it is.

>>21410039
NTA but it costs like 15 dollars for one large load, AND the person who used it last probably had cloth diapers in it.

>>21412319
>one large load
lel
>had cloth diapers in it
what's that mean?

>>21412533
some people will wash their baby's cloth diapers (reusable) at laundromats

>>21412559
that's fucking bullshit motherfucker
are you sure?

I find it funny to make 3rdies run around for me
I intentionally make cryptic instructions, they leave the food in the wrong spot, and I get it for free.
Ive had the past 12 orders comped

>>21403485
I love this comment

>is government intervention the reason why law breaking exists?
lolberts are amazing sometimes

>>21413046
>he doesn’t think the gov’t supports and even actively participates in illegal activities
Exactly what they want you to believe. You’re a good little normie, +1 social credit point for you.

>>21411524
look, if I could just door dash my laundry, that'd be great, but I can't, so it is what it is. everybody in this thread is just being a dick anyway
and my shit landlord still hasn't fixed my washing machine yet
>>21410039
i'm not fucking scared of him

happy juneteenth

>>21413087
Nobody did shit. I ain't happy.

>>21411546
Why don't you have a car

>>21401832 (OP)
my last dasher was a girl who told me jesus loved me

>>21408539
>because if you wanted fine dining you'd go to the fucking restaurant
or I could order it on door dash

>>21411546
yeah it's an extra $6.50 for the convenience. I don't see why this is a hard concept to understand. if you want a service, you gotta pay for it

>>21401832 (OP)
>Have a $10 coupon.
>A $20 order comes out to $21 even with the coupon.

They tack on 5 little fees that drives the price way up. It is actually cheaper to call the restaurant directly in most cases.

>>21415295
was she right?

>>21415200
my dad took it away

>>21413021
You can't get orders comped, otherwise I would have done that before.

>>21401832 (OP)
Propped up almost entirely by venture capital funds initially, until it killed off competition, and screwed over enough restaurants to finally become profitable last year. Now that the competition is dead in a lot of markets, and restaurants can’t refuse (doordash will just add places without asking, and if restaurants don’t play ball, morons wreck their online reviews), they can inflate the price as much as they want. The worst part is, if you actually go to pick up your own food now, you end up waiting ages because the restaurants serve the doordash drivers first.

>>21401832 (OP)
>The drivers are basically illegal
they require background checks which would catch if they're not citizens but i know facts aren't going to change your mind.

>>21415834
>but i know facts aren't going to change your mind
Will they change yours?
https://archive.is/20230916221747/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/15/nyregion/migrant-delivery-unlicensed-moped.html
https://www.wired.com/story/priscila-queen-of-the-rideshare-mafia/

>almost every driver in my area is indian or middle eastern
yeah i dont bother using this bullshit

>>21401832 (OP)

Last night a coworker ordered Wendys via DoorDash and they charged him $80 by mistake. He was on the phone bitching at them for 20mins and now has to wait 7-10 days for the money to be refunded to his account.

Also, apparently there's a $10 per month DoorDah "frequent buyer plan" or something that he's on, which provides discounts.

>>21401832 (OP)
Never underestimate the idiocy of the American people.
As long as fat dumbfucks are supporting the service it will continue to exist.

>>21416850
>Never underestimate the idiocy of the American people.
>As long as fat dumbfucks are supporting the service it will continue to exist.
This is what dense cunts say

>>21416853
That line is getting real stale, incel.

>>21416840
What a fucking tool. He deserves all of the inconvenience for patronizing such a stupid service. He even pays an extra fee, lol! Membership!

>>21416840
stupid tax

>>21412141
there's instructions on the bottle...

>>21416957
kek, what fucking washing machine do you use that has a bottle? is it there so you can drink the drain water?

>>21401832 (OP)
It's to get people used to the gig economy because no one will actually be employed at real jobs soon.

I live in the south, so black or latin is common, but late at night, only Africans are picking up orders.
>order from Taco Bell 1/4 mile from me
>African 20 miles away accepts

>>21417104
App shouldn’t bother asking people a 20 min drive away

>>21417106
If they didn't, I probably wouldn't get tacos. It's a minor inconvenience, but Abobo better accept a normal tip even though he spent $80 in gas to get to me.

>>21417109
Abobo is cumming in your tacos rn

>>21406085
>crashes on you’re property
heh nothin personable kid

>>21417150
>be me
>normally do Doordash when I get a special, or Grubhub otherwise because Amazon freebie
>order from Uber Eats ONCE
>guy shows up in a pickup and has a passenger
>gets out of truck
>truck starts rolling towards my garage door
>ohshit.asf
>guy rushes back to truck to put brake on just in time
>phew.voc

>>21417155
Kek. Wait until the truck can fly and is piloted remotely by some guy in Pakistan

>>21405178
Lmaorekt

>>21410328
>And sure FACTOR might be slop-adjacent or whatever, but it's got to be somewhat better than the fried fake shit fast food overcharges for now.
It really isn't.

>>21417508
>It really isn't.
source?

>>21403485
quality bait.

>>21416840
sounds like a skill issue. refunding doordash orders is the easiest thing in the world. go through a couple dropdowns and then you either get the full amount available as credits or a refund a couple days later. they're sometimes a little stingy with missing items from an order though and will refund only part of the cost, not sure why that is.

>>21416840
>charged him $80 by mistake
you mean he ham-fingered 10 cheeseburgers instead of 1. retards should have to pay for their mistakes.

>>21413046
>is government intervention the reason why law breaking exists?
unironically yes
draconian laws that just get more and more numerous until common people are breaking the law by doing things that were legal less than 30 years ago
see: collecting rainwater, growing tobacco, owning a short-barrel rifle, driving a car without needing a yearly """emissions inspection"""

>>21415670
no lol

>>21415307
I dont think a lot of fine dining dishes would survive well in a delivery bag

>>21417987
we're not talking about Micheline stars here.
we're talking about a tier above fast food made by teenagers

>>21417987
>>21418000
the sisco slop already comes in a container. they just repackage it with the brand label.

>>21418286
ok? I agree with you, but I don't see the relevance with either points being out forward

>>21418467
it cant get any sloppier

>>21417987
There's a great high-end southern place near me that makes jambalaya and it survives transport almost perfectly. Somehow, their andouille sausage and chicken jambalaya is actually better than their normal version.

>>21406707
>business idiot takes ayahuasca once
>dude... Venmo for isis
>craigslist for... no wait that one is just child slavery
>sexual consent on the blockchain
>tinder for sicarios

>>21418502
>it cant get any sloppier
what can't?

>>21419250
your big ass

>>21401891
delusional

>>21403485
new pasta just dropped

>>21411087
dude I've washed clothes with dish soap and a hotel bathroom sink
Sorry your parents failed you but eat shit, you chose to be helpless

>>21410434
You need to learn some respect

>>21417982
WHAT?

Its always wild to me that these seething unemployed children in these threads assume that its only fast food because thats what THEY would do if they had any spare change

No kid, im getting actual quality food from restaurants that you can't afford. Back down and lower your tone.

>>21401832 (OP)
I literally only use it when im high or drunk with my girl, otherwise id drive. My work also gives me gift cards for it. I use it maybe a couple times a month. Its honestly usually not that bad, i live in a big city though, so there's a lot of drivers. Always gets here quick and the food is rarely cold or even lukewarm. I often get chinese with it, it gets here quick enough that its still so hot it feels like it literally just came from the wok or fryer or whatever they use. Reading this thread and people's bad experiences, exaggerated or not, I could definitely see why you'd hate it, and think its pointless.

>>21401891
You are a fat retarded fuck.

>>21401832 (OP)
Tons of the socialist zoomer and millenial types are too afraid to get any human interaction outside of a discord server or mobile app. So they order food here because picking it up themselves gives them anxiety and so does cooking.

And yes, 50% of the times I order it (normally beer after I'm drunk but not drunk enough) it's some mystery meat who doesn't speak English. Like can't even say hi or thanks in English, says it in Spanish or says nothing because they are on the phone with some dude screaming in some gobble de gook language. ICE should just start ordering door dash and arresting all of the drivers.

These services along with short style videos should be banned in white countries. Let 3rd worlders rot their brains, we don't need that shit here.

>>21417076
The detergent bottle obviously.

>>21419844
lmao calm down incel

>>21401832 (OP)
>The food and delivery is also overpriced.
only if you're a poorfag

>There are people who pay a premium to have the dregs of society put boogers & cum in their food
You have to notice most of these people and their vehicles are at the poverty level, they're broke & angry, there's no cameras in their personal vehicle where your food is being delivered in. The people ignoring these redflags were having covid hysteria 5 years ago.

>>21420162
says more about you and the shithole you live in more than anything else.

>>21420162
The people who deliver my Doordash usually seem pretty normal. A lot of retired people and young couples delivering together to hang out while making some money. Sometimes it's a mexican or indian dude who doesn't speak much English, but they're usually the most polite and respectful in my experience. Probably because they're trying desperately not to get deported or evicted.

>>21420260
>young couples delivering together to hang out while making some money
cute

>>21420433
every couple I've seen doing this has been extremely fat and/or black

suppose it's not the worst way to spend time though

>>21401910
>If you want my poltard conspiracy
nobody ever wants that you fucking retard. go outside.

My mom killed herself recently. Guess who kept stealing her tips?

>>21420484
She needed corn chip nail tips.

>>21420451
>go outside.
Doordash customers don't do this

>>21420484
Me?

>>21420440
You just live somewhere that attracts fat black people in particular

>>21401832 (OP)
>be me
>order doordash
>refund everytime
>claim never recieved order
>free food
>free money
Normalize scamming the scammers

>>21420484
>Guess who kept stealing her tips?
Why would you do that?

>>21416840
>Also, apparently there's a $10 per month DoorDah "frequent buyer plan" or something that he's on, which provides discounts.

Dash Pass or something. It's 10% off and free delivery but delivery drivers still expect a tip.

>>21417096
Even gig work is competitive now that you have illegals paying to use peoples' accounts so they can work.

>>21421249
you say that like it's a crime. what else should they expect?

>>21401832 (OP)
I'm addicted to it. Everytime I try to stop I end up ordering in again. I've tried to delete the apps. I just go to the website. I delete my payment info. I've learned it by heart and input it by memory. I've bought groceries. It goes to waste. I've tried driving/walking to the store but its too hot so i get back on the website.

And no one believes me. No one wants to help me overcome this. They just want to belittle me. I need help. I've spent $47560.39 since 2019. Fuck these apps. Fuck my low impulse. I just want to stop.

>>21415446
it's because most of this board is poor as shit and autistic; they are fundamentally incapable of understanding why someone would pay a premium for delivery.
6.50 is a lot of money to them; that's another gacha crate or however that shit works

>>21419753
I think a lot of people's bad experiences w/ delivery services is because they don't tip, they order from places too far away, or during rush hour
I door dash a few times a month and have only had problems twice, over years of using the service

>>21421271
A handshake and a thank you for doing their job.

I don't even eat fast food that often, but it sure feels good to not have had my city designed by subhuman bloodsuckers that own the car industry and have like 10+ fast food places and as many restaurants within 5 min walking distance.

>>21403485
Actually lolled

>>21411705
AND JUST HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO GET THERE WITH OUT ANY PANTS ON HMM?

>>21421487
I don't know who you are or why you're being mean to me but you need to be nice to me right now

>>21421310
My problem with DoorDash is that the drivers are all literally retarded and despite leaving instructions on how to get into our complex they sit outside and call/text me ‘saar i no get past gate’. There’s a fuckin call box, retards.

That and all the gig-work drivers park in handicap spaces all the time. I think the county should spin up a bounty system to fine these self-important yards for doing it, but they won’t.

I live in the city about 15 minutes from every conceivable restaurant and chain. Hell I even have a local mexican chain thats open until 3am Thursday thru Saturday thats like 2 blocks away. I never order Doordash I just drive somewhere to pick it up. Avoid the tip bs, enjoy some radio on the way all and all good stuff. I only do this maybe once a week inbetween meal preps. Zoomers are absolute dregs for not knowing how to take care of themselves.

>>21401832 (OP)
I dropped this shit once they added like an extra 30% to pick-up orders, you're hosting the menu and saving me a phonecall, that's not even close to $5-$10 worth of effort the slimy fucks

>>21421074
They really quickly disable your account and flag your phone number and credit card if you do this. You're lying.

>>21422509
I haven't been caught yet. I guess my legit purchases outdo the scam ones. And to be fair my house is way hidden away. Also you have to meet the driver before they take the photo or attempt to contact you.

>>21421296
Please help, my friends.

what a little bitch

>>21421074
wow you really showed that low-wage gig worker

>>21423776
You don't fucking talk to me like that

>>21424564
This is not me.
Talk to me how you like. I know my actions aren't honorable. I'll probably be caught soon. But times are tough.

>>21403485
be honest: how long have you been living like this?

>>21403485
you can hand wash your clothes in the sink bro

>>21424772
This is not me.
You don't fucking talk to me like that.

Im addicted to it sadly. I dont have a car or else I would just drive to get it everytime. but if my options are walking 20 minutes each way carrying food that gets cold, or paying an extra 10 bucks+$5 tip to do absolutely nothing and get it hot at my door thats an easy decision. especially since I can order shit outside of my walking range. I buy groceries sometimes too of course but I find its barely any cheaper. protip is to order 2/3 meals worth of food with each door dash order so you arent paying as much in fees.

what should I get today anons? I tried jersey mikes last time and it was fucking great ngl...

>>21425193
Chinese if you haven't prdered today.

>>21424798
what are you, poor?

>>21425193
that's the Danny devito place
>>21425645
>order Mongolian beef
>99% of it is bean sprouts and soggy onions
>maybe two pieces of beef underneath it all
fucking rip off
better go with the Danny devito place, anon

>>21425678
You must have a really shitty place around. I had mongolian beef the other day and it was stacked with beef

>>21425678
same. The trick is to ask for extra beef sadly. I know its like $5 more but chinese aren't known for relaxing on vegetables

>>21425694
Probably, I live in Commiefornia.
Panda Express always does it though, everywhere I go.
>>21425712
Might try that next time. I never seek out Chinese, I just go if someone else wants it.

>>21425728
NTA, but I live in Georgia, and our chinese places pack all the meat dishes with said meat.

>>21405418
Thanks for the laugh, Anon

>>21425647
what are you, gay?

>>21425678
I ended up getting danny devito again. I am a weak, weak man.

it was god damn amazing

>>21403485
IT'S GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH PISS
https://getcalicocutpants.com/

>>21426298
scam website

>>21426183
fuck yeah it was, fucking love danny deviot place

>>21426298
Did you order poo poo platter?

I used to drive for doordash in the wild west days. It was awesome.
>make 2-400$ every weekend just driving around listening to music
>eat as much free food as you want, they didnt staple or sticker anything shut yet
>run bot accounts to drive up payouts on orders (every time someone declines an order, it used to go up 50 cents)
>have friends place orders and complain that it was wrong, free food and money glitch

I love that its all jeets making zero dollars and hour now (+ tip)

>>21403485
good post

>>21426743
You joke but I love the Pu Pu platter and the mongolian beef on the side

>>21401832 (OP)
It blows my mind that retards use this app nonchalantly without coupon codes. Like they will pay $40 for a $18 pizza. The only times I order something is the 50% off codes that at worst bring the price down to what it would cost for you to get get it at best you get a couple dollars off

>>21404101
Fuck you bitch, i will rape you bitch unless you fix your washing machine you little bitch!

>>21426988
Try loving your family for a change, chuddie.
>>21426997
Coupon clipping ass.

>>21426971
That isn't a glitch. It's just straight up fraud.

>>21411087
>muh washing machine is broken
so call the landlord and tell him
that's a maintenance issue
they should fix it for you
what the fuck do you think you're paying rent for?

>>21426997
It's a $5 pizza. You're already being massively jewed paying someone else to make it.

>>21428772
yeah but when you're defrauding people that deserve it, it's morally neutral
>>21426971
>2-400$ every weekend just driving around
how much were you spending on gas and maintenance though? even when the money's decent, that's where the drivers really get fucked

It’s an app that delivers warm cheeseburgers to your door. It’s not going anywhere.

>how does a company that makes money stay in business
One of the world's biggest mysteries, anon.

>>21425193
>what should I get today anons
A car, bitch.

amazon is just illegals too

>>21425193
>I buy groceries sometimes too of course but I find its barely any cheaper.

I was reading about some chick working for a grocery delivery service and she abandoned the cart full of food in the store and quit, after she accepted a 3 mile delivery for $16.00 for 12 or so items.

Apparently these grocery delivery apps all customers to keep adding shit _after_ the shopper/delivery driver has accepted the deal.

The chick ended up with a cart filled over the top with like 50-some items before she snapped and just walked away.

>>21426997
Might as well order the pizza from the shop instead.
Almost a year later and I've stopped receiving good promo codes. They're pushing delivery hard.

>>21429064
what about an app that delivers cold cheeseburgers

>>21415834
It's been a week, Anon. Did facts change your mind?

t. >>21416542

>>21432215
if I really wanted to change your mind i'd tell ya ta get your shinebox.

>>21411524
>you have the maturity of a toddler.
or a woman

>>21421271
YWNBAW
Not tipping their broke asses

>>21405562
Modern washing machines won't run if it detects the door is not closed. If the sensor in the door housing is broken, the washing machine won't run at all. You'll need to get it fixed or inform the landlord.

>>21432571
how fucking dare you

>>21405562
>kek. They're kinda yellow/brownish stains, no idea where they came from
Maybe you pee blood and you're noticing?

>>21401891
This guy gets it

>>21421487
>Go at night so no one sees stains
>Jump in washer with pants on (going to jail for public indecency is the only other option)
>Make sure washer is on "quick" and "no spin" (most important step)
>jump in dryer; make sure it's set to "low heat" and "no spin"

>>21403485
>If I do everything in my problem to side-step the problem, it's like the issue doesn't exist!

>>21401832 (OP)
Why is this a thing about illegal delivery guys universal. I'm in Peru and 99% of food deliveries are carried out by illegal Venezuelans. Same shit happened when I lived in France, most of them were niggers.

I use it when it’s really late at night and all the stores around me are closed. Nothing wrong with it

>>21403485
my alcoholic, schizophrenic, insomniac best friend hoarded trash in his multi-million dollar NYC condo until he had flies infesting the vents and the HOA forced him to hire a cleaning service. This happened at least 3 times before he drank himself to death. Even he washed his clothes and went outside every once in a while

Holy shit anon, please get it together

>>21419844
>Too afraid to get any human interaction
The problem is that a lot of the people they have to interact with aren't humans, they're shitskins from the third world that our governments imported to rat-fuck wages. Nobody wants to interact with subhuman mongoloids, White Flight is not a concept that was invented with the smart phone, social media or doordash. Now that there's nowhere to flee to (Because browns work everywhere) people are just withdrawing into their private spaces until the bloodbath begins.

>>21437931
F

>>21407696
Borrow pants from the landlord, duh
He owes you