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Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:54:02 AM No.21404271 [Report] >>21404277 >>21404279 >>21404287 >>21404304 >>21404307 >>21404315 >>21404347 >>21404397 >>21404401 >>21404615 >>21404625 >>21404647 >>21404817 >>21404977 >>21404995 >>21405551 >>21406340 >>21406385 >>21406456 >>21406851 >>21406947
name my invention
IMG_1456.jpg md5: b437ae33...
how should I call it?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:58:22 AM No.21404277 [Report] >>21404671 >>21406715
>>21404271 (OP)
sounding for two
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:58:36 AM No.21404279 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
Call it "The Fork"
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:01:21 AM No.21404287 [Report] >>21404319 >>21404332 >>21405395
>>21404271 (OP)
Hapa sticks
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:16:24 AM No.21404301 [Report]
fopsticks
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:20:03 AM No.21404304 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
focksticks
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:22:55 AM No.21404307 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
faguette, short for fork and baguette or chopstick in french
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:26:22 AM No.21404315 [Report] >>21404357
>>21404271 (OP)
The chork.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:28:22 AM No.21404319 [Report] >>21404332
>>21404287
this
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:37:10 AM No.21404332 [Report] >>21404337 >>21404379 >>21405395
>>21404287
>>21404319
I don't get it
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:44:00 AM No.21404337 [Report] >>21404349
>>21404332
it's like warm apple pie
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:47:23 AM No.21404347 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
paul
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:48:34 AM No.21404349 [Report] >>21404354
>>21404337
how so
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:51:01 AM No.21404354 [Report] >>21404356
>>21404349
Your dad's butthole is probably 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. An apple pie slice right out of the oven is probably give or take around 100 degrees fahrenheit. So yes, your gay inbred sex is right around warm apple pie.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:52:44 AM No.21404356 [Report] >>21404366
meaning.gif md5: 4fdbc7a8...
>>21404354
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:52:46 AM No.21404357 [Report]
>>21404315
Excellent Smythers!
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:57:31 AM No.21404366 [Report] >>21404389
>>21404356
Nice .gif. Can I share it to my Myspace page memaw?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:08:22 AM No.21404379 [Report] >>21404380 >>21404389
>>21404332
because you're not a hapa
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:09:00 AM No.21404380 [Report] >>21405022
>>21404379
Thank. Fucking. God.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:16:04 AM No.21404389 [Report] >>21404620
>>21404366
you can't have my jiff, no
>>21404379
would I know if I was?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:26:55 AM No.21404397 [Report] >>21404398
>>21404271 (OP)
personally i would call it a plastic piece of shit
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:27:23 AM No.21404398 [Report] >>21404399
>>21404397
so would your parents about you
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:28:56 AM No.21404399 [Report] >>21404405
eyes_squint_w.png md5: 3db7cd98...
>>21404398
you're really reaching now anon
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:30:49 AM No.21404401 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
microplastics
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:32:24 AM No.21404405 [Report] >>21404431
>>21404399
so was dad when he decided to place his flaccid penis inside of your moms butthole
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:51:35 AM No.21404431 [Report]
>>21404405
huh
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:10:19 AM No.21404579 [Report] >>21404586
The chopper
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:13:45 AM No.21404586 [Report]
OIG3.jpg md5: 9a5d353e...
>>21404579
and we should all get to it
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:28:50 AM No.21404606 [Report]
Why not just make chopsticks sharper and pointier like a ballpoint pen
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:34:40 AM No.21404615 [Report]
lanceoflonginus.jpg md5: a5a4b3b0...
>>21404271 (OP)
The Fork of Longinus
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:36:25 AM No.21404620 [Report] >>21404623
>>21404389
>would I know if I was?
yes
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:37:37 AM No.21404623 [Report] >>21405395
>>21404620
but I didn't know that I wasn't :\
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:38:14 AM No.21404625 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
Chorp or the Chorfstick
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:03:47 AM No.21404647 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
Those look like the things doctors stick in my wife's vagina to spread her beefies.
would be silly if she fed me with them haha
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:36:06 AM No.21404671 [Report]
>>21404277
this
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 11:13:50 AM No.21404817 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
the xir
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 2:15:16 PM No.21404977 [Report] >>21406705
>>21404271 (OP)
Tuning fork.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 2:23:43 PM No.21404995 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
forkchop
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 2:34:17 PM No.21405012 [Report]
fo'ksticks
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 2:38:03 PM No.21405022 [Report]
>>21404380
hapaism is a zero sum game where if you're a girl you won the lottery but if you're a guy RIP
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:42:43 PM No.21405395 [Report]
>>21404287
kek
>>21404332
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hapa
>>21404623
Yes, but if you were, you probably would have heard the term before.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:53:22 PM No.21405551 [Report] >>21406500
>>21404271 (OP)
Wmaf
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 4:35:39 AM No.21406340 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
Chork
(Chop + Fork)
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:06:14 AM No.21406385 [Report] >>21406412
>>21404271 (OP)
I call it, the Double Sounder.
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:27:25 AM No.21406412 [Report] >>21406474
>>21406385
And the other end?
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 5:52:20 AM No.21406456 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
chorkstick
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 6:08:53 AM No.21406474 [Report]
>>21406412
Buttplug, obviously.
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 6:30:36 AM No.21406500 [Report]
>>21405551
underrated post
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 8:52:03 AM No.21406705 [Report]
>>21404977
kek
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 9:00:54 AM No.21406715 [Report]
>>21404277
make it out of metal so it can be electrified haha
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 10:56:53 AM No.21406827 [Report]
>my invention
Doubt...

already named the chork... https://thechork.com/
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 11:46:51 AM No.21406851 [Report] >>21406853
>>21404271 (OP)
pointless
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 11:48:30 AM No.21406853 [Report]
>>21406851
It clearly has six points.
Anonymous 6/16/2025, 1:53:18 PM No.21406947 [Report]
>>21404271 (OP)
the Chinese discover spaghetti