name my invention - /ck/ (#21404271) [Archived: 935 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:54:02 AM No.21404271

md5: b437ae33103d77c23d7829571f53c4a2🔍

how should I call it?

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:58:22 AM No.21404277

>>21404271 (OP)
sounding for two

Replies: >>21404671 >>21406715

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 3:58:36 AM No.21404279

>>21404271 (OP)
Call it "The Fork"

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:01:21 AM No.21404287

>>21404271 (OP)
Hapa sticks

Replies: >>21404319 >>21404332 >>21405395

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:16:24 AM No.21404301

fopsticks

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:20:03 AM No.21404304

>>21404271 (OP)
focksticks

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:22:55 AM No.21404307

>>21404271 (OP)
faguette, short for fork and baguette or chopstick in french

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:26:22 AM No.21404315

>>21404271 (OP)
The chork.

Replies: >>21404357

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:28:22 AM No.21404319

>>21404287
this

Replies: >>21404332

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:37:10 AM No.21404332

>>21404287
>>21404319
I don't get it

Replies: >>21404337 >>21404379 >>21405395

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:44:00 AM No.21404337

>>21404332
it's like warm apple pie

Replies: >>21404349

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:47:23 AM No.21404347

>>21404271 (OP)
paul

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:48:34 AM No.21404349

>>21404337
how so

Replies: >>21404354

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:51:01 AM No.21404354

>>21404349
Your dad's butthole is probably 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. An apple pie slice right out of the oven is probably give or take around 100 degrees fahrenheit. So yes, your gay inbred sex is right around warm apple pie.

Replies: >>21404356

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:52:44 AM No.21404356

meaning

md5: 4fdbc7a8915d1c6301c08c3da69c4aa6🔍

>>21404354

Replies: >>21404366

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:52:46 AM No.21404357

>>21404315
Excellent Smythers!

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 4:57:31 AM No.21404366

>>21404356
Nice .gif. Can I share it to my Myspace page memaw?

Replies: >>21404389

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:08:22 AM No.21404379

>>21404332
because you're not a hapa

Replies: >>21404380 >>21404389

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:09:00 AM No.21404380

>>21404379
Thank. Fucking. God.

Replies: >>21405022

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:16:04 AM No.21404389

>>21404366
you can't have my jiff, no
>>21404379
would I know if I was?

Replies: >>21404620

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:26:55 AM No.21404397

>>21404271 (OP)
personally i would call it a plastic piece of shit

Replies: >>21404398

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:27:23 AM No.21404398

>>21404397
so would your parents about you

Replies: >>21404399

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:28:56 AM No.21404399

eyes_squint_w

md5: 3db7cd98438e8d386c9bbdd6f60d5248🔍

>>21404398
you're really reaching now anon

Replies: >>21404405

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:30:49 AM No.21404401

>>21404271 (OP)
microplastics

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:32:24 AM No.21404405

>>21404399
so was dad when he decided to place his flaccid penis inside of your moms butthole

Replies: >>21404431

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 5:51:35 AM No.21404431

>>21404405
huh

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:10:19 AM No.21404579

The chopper

Replies: >>21404586

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:13:45 AM No.21404586

OIG3

md5: 9a5d353e22320517a7a94c122d59769d🔍

>>21404579
and we should all get to it

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:28:50 AM No.21404606

Why not just make chopsticks sharper and pointier like a ballpoint pen

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:34:40 AM No.21404615

lanceoflonginus

md5: a5a4b3b04880a719fad3292dfe5c89d8🔍

>>21404271 (OP)
The Fork of Longinus

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:36:25 AM No.21404620

>>21404389
>would I know if I was?
yes

Replies: >>21404623

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:37:37 AM No.21404623

>>21404620
but I didn't know that I wasn't :\

Replies: >>21405395

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 7:38:14 AM No.21404625

>>21404271 (OP)
Chorp or the Chorfstick

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 8:03:47 AM No.21404647

>>21404271 (OP)
Those look like the things doctors stick in my wife's vagina to spread her beefies.
would be silly if she fed me with them haha

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 8:36:06 AM No.21404671

>>21404277
this

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:13:50 AM No.21404817

>>21404271 (OP)
the xir

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 2:15:16 PM No.21404977

>>21404271 (OP)
Tuning fork.

Replies: >>21406705

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 2:23:43 PM No.21404995

>>21404271 (OP)
forkchop

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 2:34:17 PM No.21405012

fo'ksticks

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 2:38:03 PM No.21405022

>>21404380
hapaism is a zero sum game where if you're a girl you won the lottery but if you're a guy RIP

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 6:42:43 PM No.21405395

>>21404287
kek
>>21404332
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hapa
>>21404623
Yes, but if you were, you probably would have heard the term before.

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 8:53:22 PM No.21405551

>>21404271 (OP)
Wmaf

Replies: >>21406500

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 4:35:39 AM No.21406340

>>21404271 (OP)
Chork
(Chop + Fork)

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:06:14 AM No.21406385

>>21404271 (OP)
I call it, the Double Sounder.

Replies: >>21406412

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:27:25 AM No.21406412

>>21406385
And the other end?

Replies: >>21406474

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 5:52:20 AM No.21406456

>>21404271 (OP)
chorkstick

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 6:08:53 AM No.21406474

>>21406412
Buttplug, obviously.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 6:30:36 AM No.21406500

>>21405551
underrated post

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 8:52:03 AM No.21406705

>>21404977
kek

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:00:54 AM No.21406715

>>21404277
make it out of metal so it can be electrified haha

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:56:53 AM No.21406827

>my invention
Doubt...

already named the chork... https://thechork.com/

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 11:46:51 AM No.21406851

>>21404271 (OP)
pointless

Replies: >>21406853

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 11:48:30 AM No.21406853

>>21406851
It clearly has six points.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 1:53:18 PM No.21406947

>>21404271 (OP)
the Chinese discover spaghetti