Cooking webm thread

>>21404764 (OP)
she looks like she stinks

>>21404764 (OP)
I hate seeing happy people looking all joyful doing goofy things.
Fuck you and your shitty pancake, cunt.

>>21404764 (OP)
these are the mannerisms of a woman fucking a man much, much older than her

why does this orange juice look weird

>>21404764 (OP)
I love women
>>21404804
Here's your (You)

>>21404805
thanks

>>21404804
it's floating like a ghost orange juice. have you read the story The Entrance by Gerald Durrell?

did she ever find a boyfriend?

>>21404831
yes and she posted sex tapes

>>21404804
I hope this is bait.

>>21404831
she turned him into sandwiches

>>21404831
Does she realize that you can see her cleavage in most of those shots?

>>21404869
that's literally why she's making videos.

>>21404869
no she doesn't realise, what a coincidence teehee

>>21404869
I think that's the point

>>21404835
proof?

>>21404869
No, it’s like how you aren't aware of your nose because it's in your view 100% of the time. You just tune it out.

>>21404764 (OP)
Anyone know what her of is?

>>21404893
yes

>>21404878

>*points gun*
Now, laugh more.

>>21404893
Quite.

>>21404941
teeheehee

>>21404764 (OP)
when your looks are the only thing that define you, wait till she's ready to settle down.

>it's another episode of OP post his favorite social media attention whore that he will never touch or meet and she wouldn't fart in his direction and he gets extremely defensive if you call him out

>>21404764 (OP)
Imagine walking up to her and just cracking her right in the dome

>>21404869
no way,the gender that spends hours in the mirror and on camera just made an oopsie if you can literally see her pussy lips and milk truck boobs in some XS shirt, take your meds

>>21404869
their cooking sucks so they have to compensate with boobas

>>21404765
shut up meg

>>21404805
I love girls not women. The cutoff is 14.

>>21405197
*They're

>>21404764 (OP)
Olivia making the Breakfast for Lon'qu after draining him dry last night.

>>21405197
The least attractive woman in the thread makes the best looking food. Valuable life lesson to remember before you get married.

>>21404764 (OP)
Dancing, it is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!

>>21405497
>least attractive
You have poor taste, she's a cutie
She's AT LEAST way more attractive than this plastic whore >>21405465 fake tits/ass look terrible

>>21405465
puke

>>21405359
Shouldn't you be in a bomb shelter, Dov?

>>21405465
A chunk with tattoos, how rare.

>>21405520
I too call her chunk (of flesh)

>>21404764 (OP)
>Tiktok thread

No thank you!

>>21404879
a cancer on society

>>21404831
It was ok until she added grated cheese.

>>21405497
are you insane she is the hottest one so far

>>21404764 (OP)
anyone have any more of her

>>21405197
she can hold my penis and also ballsack if you know what I mean

>>21405686
People should be beat to death for making shit like this

>>21405687
pretty sure she wouldn't need her entire hand to do that

>>21405686

>>21405686
>>21405700
Needs correction

>>21405707
needs pregnancy correction

>>21405727
Except you're the one getting pregnant

>>21404831
She has a lot of excessive movements.

>>21405258
You should hand women these if they make advances.

>>21405465
Wtf how did you get this video of my actual wife.
[spoiler]Help.[/spoiler]

>>21404869
I didn't notice wtf

>>21405437
how

>>21405850
I paid her $10 to make it.
For $15 she does it without the shorts

>>21404831

>>21405437
how does he get out

>>21406275
Out?

>>21404831
wtf i love cooking now

>>21406287
Yeah your parents would appreciate it but they already know.

>>21405465
i wonder if she shits her psd draws like Lil reese

>>21406303
Are you having a stroke?

>>21406306
Just my hand on your cock yeah.

>>21406345
I don't get it. There's no ass or cleavage at all in this video. Why would I want to stare at this ugly dude for over a minute?

>>21404804
It's a shot glass, which makes little sense.

>>21404764 (OP)
i hate women so much it's unreal

>>21406275
The rice cooks the eggs.

>>21405437
How does he get in?

>>21405465
God made her.
God is real.

>>21405507
You're circumcised, aren't you?

Post Bayashi.

>>21404869
Ew why were you looking at it you creep

>>21405212
unironically shes probably the most situationally aware person ive ever seen working in a kitchen. i had to regularly train my staff not to use their phones near the deep fryers because the instinct to stick your hand in and grab it if it falls in is strong.

>>21404831
Wasnt her backstory that she actually had a boyfriend (the cameraman) and incels got buttmad once they found out?

>>21405666
what's the point?

>>21406780
I honestly have no idea

>>21406825
I hope she finds a boyfriend, she seems like a nice girl

>>21406825
the gredients and components look great but the sandwich looks terrible. I'll take the bowl version please. Also someone needs to put those tits away it's unsanitary.

>>21406838
PLEASE TAKE THOSE DIRTY PILLOWS AWAY FROM ME

>>21404881
The internet, retard.

>>21406859
IT'S UNSANITARY she's shaking droplets of tit juice and flakes titdust all over the kitchen :[

>>21406825
She's got an onlyfans

>>21406772
Probably not the first time she's done it.

>>21404764 (OP)
>Quit pointing your wart-ridden shitter at my food, wench

>>21406932
quit being an incel faggot

>>21405666
>plastic wrap

>>21405197
This is what you give a fat girl in lieu of a bouquet of flowers

>>21406772
i mean i know what youre saying. i was working with a guy who went into the fryer after a pair of tongs he dropped. but personally i would never, i know not to chase tongs or a knife for no reason

>>21406870
>she's shaking droplets of tit juice
milk?

>>21406780
Any real incel could tell from a mile away she had a boyfriend. Attractive women like this do not exist without boyfriends, their egos can not handle it. The only guys getting upset are the normies and Indian men who fell for the grift.

>>21404764 (OP)
THIS PART IS NOT COOKING YOU WHORE
YOU ARE LIFTING IT OFF THE PAN WITH THE UTENSIL YOU HAVE SITTING UNDER THERE AND YOU'RE FUCKING DANCING YOU HARLOT

>>21406370
Because I'm into the freak show side of food/cooking. A woman being a whore is easy to find but a real weirdo is always special.

>>21406370
>ugly
Jealous turd lol

>>21404804
I edited it in because I didn't want anyone to think I didn't have orange juice

>>21405197
where do I find protruding upper teeth gf?

>>21407398
i understand that reference

>>21407416
that's in sweden

so sweden i guess

>>21407332
You think he's attractive?

>>21407485
That looks incredibly nice

>>21405465
>hey whats up evewyone its ya boy devin

>>21407539
Based Devin

>>21405437
How does he get it on?

>>21405197
Brogrillengirl. My beloved.

>>21404765
And that's a good thing

Sharia is the only way to fix modern women.
From what I have head,the husband can beat their wives and they will still make good sandwiches for him.

>>21405465
Let's see what's behind those bangs

>>21406825
Her face is busted

>>21404869
She does, I don't think that she realises that it makes her look like a whore though which is why she has trouble getting an actual boyfriend

>>21406825
>>21404831
I will never understand women like this, that whore themselves out to the internet, where it will stay forever, just for a bit of money. Even less do I understand the men who allow their girlfriends to do shit like this, or who want to be with women who do shit like this.

Just another day at the bar at 1:00pm.

>>21407921
>I don't think that she realises that it makes her look like a whore
she has an only fans, you can see her tits for free

>>21407933
That doesn't change what I said in the slightest

Western society ruined women.
Thanks a lot white cucks.

>>21407961
Women ruined western society

>>21405437
How does he fuck fighter jet

>>21405497
Some of (You) needs to go out because calling her the least attractive is a sin. I would rank her the second best in this whole thread alone, only losing to >>21405465

>>21407901
your ass is busted

>>21407892
a forehead probably

with one of those little alien mouths that shoot out like from that one movie i can't remember the name of

>>21404764 (OP)
How much damage can that frying pan do if you hit someone in the head with it?

>>21408022
If you did I doubt they'd feel it

>>21405214
Hysterical.

>>21405214
>>21408040
Later in the show the character slaps him.
I heard offset he told her to slap him as hard as she could.

>>21407997
looks nice, although adding corn out of the can adds a shitload of unnecessary sugar

>>21407485
is this gateau basque? I thought for sure that would be way harder to make. The jam makes all the difference in this cake, they use tarter cherries than you'd usually find.

>>21408045
Apparently it was pretty fucking hard too, his initial reaction is real.

>>21405437
what is the guy raising to his mouth at the start and end of this? Deviled egg? Shots? Oysters?

>>21404879
That's striploin, not tenderloin.

>>21407485
I always wanted to bake this for my dad, he died last week =(

>>21408296
I'm sorry for your loss. It looks like a nice recipe.

>>21405437
HOW DOES HE GET OUT

>>21408296
You can still bake it now. Father's Day wasn't that long ago.

>>21405465
I would berry my dick inside that ass so hard who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>21405686
>>21405700
My
fucking
DICK

>>21405666
What a labor intensive way to cook chicken. I would think doing this in an instapot would yield similar results without all this work and plastic baked into the food but that's not my problem.

>>21407901
She has a face?!?!?!

>>21408049
Mexicans need 300 grams of sugar daily to survive

>>21405686
trying waaaay too hard

>>21407724
As someone from Yorkshire this is just sad.

>>21404804
Its a reflection from a hanging light. Did I get baited?

>>21404804
Kek based retard

>>21404764 (OP)
I want to humpa pumpa her. Humpa pumpa my cock into her. Dump my dick candy into her. Hump pump dump. Make her moan and scream. Hump her dumper and pump to make her cum. Hump cum dump. Cummy dummy humpy pumpy. Cum again and again on my pumpy dick. Pump and hump and moan and groan. Cummy dumpy in pumpy place. Humpy pumpy pussy. Hungry humpy pussy. Hump and dump in hungry cummy pussy. Creamy cummy pussy. Yummy humpy dumpy. Make her groan and hump and cum and yum. Mmmmmmmm cummy pussy yummy dump. Hump and pump and cump. Yes. Good girl. I will fuck cum dump and have cum pumped on my cock. Every day cums in bum.

>>21406275
pipes under the sand

>>21404764 (OP)
i need to cooma her booba!

>>>/trash/

>>21407966
a daring synthesis

>>>/wsg/5902024

>>21405437
it always bothers me how he goes to scoop that last bit of egg scrap out of the pan after taking the sandwich out but misses and no one notices. now that you have noticed too nothing will ever be the same.

>>21404780
>these are the mannerisms of a woman fucking a man much, much older than her
You would know....
Lucky bastard....

>>21407850

>>21404764 (OP)
can you be considered a true master chef if you don't own a Shrimpinator 2000?

>>21404764 (OP)
to me, she looks like a whore

>>21410852
reminds me of Moloch...

>>21410852
I thought maybe he was gonna squish it and drink the juices

>>21410864
you can suck the juice right out of the eyes

>>21404764 (OP)
SHE WILL GOON MY COOM GOO OR I WILL RAPE THE GOO FROM HER VAGINA

>>21410864
i'd eat her pizza if you catch my drift

>>21410852
Were the Chinese always this brutal with animals?

>>21410852
Why are Chinese people so bad at lying?

>>21410864
I would bake in her oven if you see what I mean.

>>21410864
I would have sex with her if you see what I mean

>>21410864
That crust is thicker than her forearms. No fucking thank you.

>>21410864
>>21411383
is it a failed attempt at chicago's pizza pie?

>>21407669
why is there mochi

>>21411383
Are you upset about the thicc crust or thinn arms?

>>21410864
the type of girl you see once when you're on holiday as a 14 or 15 year old and think about at randomly throughout the rest of your life

>>21405212
fryphone

>>21411575
kek

>>21405212
If that fryer was hot, how did the battery on the phone not explode

>>21411647
They don't immediately explode. It takes time to heat up. Also oil is (generally) not electrically conductive so it doesn't short out the battery either.

The battery probably did off Gass a bit and puff up. After a thorough cleaning and drying, and new battery, it probably worked fine.

>>21410864
Whyse it mirrord?

>>21411733
it's how it was filmed

>>21411495
Fuck kek
But you're 100% right anon. I often think of a hot mother-daughter pair who gave me lift after a hurricane

>>21410961
because there are enough stupid/desperate people out there that there's bound to be at least a dozen nutsacks out there that'll buy into the scam.
Chinese culture is all about getting ahead at any cost, even if it means killing/scamming/bribing/betraying your own family to get there.

>>21404879
Why is Ada Wong fingerfucking my crispy beef?

>>21410456
How long does it take to get the meat out of all of those tiny little shells?

>>21410864
>AIJATI
what

>>21404764 (OP)
Anorexic

>>21412021
You eat it whole, crunch crunch.

>>21410456
>chinese stir fry of some weird shitty ingredient
>5lbs of dried chilis
Every time.

>>21411495
>>21411809
geg I thought very similar when I saw her
weird how it's such a common experience

>>21410852
Ah, perfect for those time you want to cook exactly one shrimp

>>21412443
>ketchup added to broken spaghetti
somewhere an italian cries out in agony

>>21412443
>a day of high school girls sumo.webm
Anon you have my attention.

>>21404764 (OP)

>>21407927
>just for a bit of money
and imagine wasting your days in an office for a bit or money

>>21412443

>>21410874
>you can suck the juice right out of the eyes
Please don't do that to pizza girls anon, it's really bad form

>>21406934
Quit being a faggot, incel

>>21412440
Just bring my coffee ice cream in a cup m8.

>>21408049
imagine being such a faggot that youre afraid of the sugar in a can of corn

>>21412454
Love this guy

>>21407255
I don't know what comes out of tits all I know is it's stinky and UNSANITARY

>>21405465
Are they those rubber honkers or the real deal?

>>21412454
>back on the roaaad again

>>21412703
anon pls. scoddish people don't relate to american popcountry the way you do.

>>21412709
Agreed. They baulk at bbc, rather than run mouth first toward it

>>21412714
>bbc
...I suppoe you mean BBC4? or BBC1?

>>21405686
The stupid grin on her face at the end sold it for me.

The western tryhard overacting cringe tiktok thot who can only show off her body vs Iranian naturally cute and feminine modest worker

>>21412775
that's a male, in iran they cut off the cocks of homosexuals

>>21412827
>that's a male
I bet you'd wish, fag lord

>>21405437
By what means does he depart

>>21405666
>Beggar's Chicken

Have had this in a similar kind of place in China years ago, it's honestly insanely good

Probably one of the best Chinese dishes out there and its unknown in the West

>>21412827
Everybody is a male to tranny enthusiasts such as yourself who exclusively whacks off to tranny porn

>>21410453
Thats a LOT of shit just to hide the fact that snails are fucking disgusting

>>21412105
Really? I feel like you're having me on.
Maybe the shells are less glassy than European garden snails, or they cook soft or something.

>>21412955
you don't eat the shells, he's just pulling your leg and your buttcheek

>>21412962
Figures, so how do you eat them?

>>21408049
>>21409418
>>21412553
what fucking sugar?

>>21412966
tediously

>>21412967
is there something you dont understand? he obviously means the sugar naturally in a can of corn...not that there is some kind of added sugar in it

>>21413019
what a retard, everything turns into glucose in your body, is he your boyfriend or something?

>>21413025
no, im the guy who called him a fag

>>21413019
>not that there is some kind of added sugar in it
some canned corn has added sugar. but it just seems like an odd thing to complain about if that's not what they meant.

>>21413025
what an horrible waste of food. the internet was a mistake, and so were zümers and äphids

>>21413025
I wonder what flavor bar and chain oil imparts on the meat.

>>21413055
like every other oil nigga, I use lard

>>21413063
Look, I'm not saying that I wouldn't tongue punch her shitbox, but she needs to learn how to do her mascara because that's awful

>>21413063
jésus that one ugly goblina

>>21413063
i-ish she gonna poop all that stuff out ?

>>21413065
I don't know if you noticed but she is lesbian

>>21407266
this desu

>>21413067
Ghey as phuck. 98% certain virginal

>>21413076
O...K? How is this pertinent? Shit mascara?

>>21407997
so hot chick with big boobs has man hands? seems legit.

>>21404831
I'm shocked that people find her or her saggy tits attractive if I'm being honest. People have such low standards for themselves and their cooking.

>>21413025
how do they get the chainsaw oil out of the food?

>>21413118
obviously you don't understand human primates.

>>21413117
its a latina so i 100% believe it. also face filters

>>21413114
lesbians don't care about looks, specially her girlfriend

>>21413123
fat man hands, and watching anime. those 2 videos are mashed together.

>>21413122
I do, I just don't understand low standards.

>>21406345
Why do every carnivore develops this rosacea look?

>>21413132
>I just don't understand low standards.
then you don't understand human primates. some monkey like big saggy tits. not like homos who like boys that look like 12 year old girls.

>>21413142
it's called a healthy complections.

>>21413147
there's a difference between a healthy complexion and being all red in the face

>>21413143
>not like homos who like boys that look like 12 year old girls.
You said it not me, very sus.

>>21413076
But I thought thurdies didn't have lesbians

>>21413153
every girl is a lesbian one i get around them somehow

>>21413131
No, its her fat abuela hands. 100%

>>21413167

>>21404831
>>21404881
I didn't dig too deep but her IG is @EvannHaley
(You) can start there.

>>21413236
yucky :c

>>21413111
>is tricked by makeup
Do better

>>21413169
Those lips are disgusting and need to be thinned.

>>21411383
it's true. i also like a girl with thick crust.

>>21413169
She's gorgeous
Is she single?

>>21412775
> ryhard overacting cringe tiktok thot
>vs
>tryhard overacting cringe IRANIAN tiktok thot
filling the same niche with differnt clothes

>>21413063
>*airbrushes*

>>21413025
WASTE OF JAMON!

>>21412530
You will spend 40 dollars for us to do stupid things to your coffee and you will put it on social media

>>21411575
Is she supposed to be American or something?

t. know a bunch of people who say this

>>21413129
>sniffing your own stinky shoes

>>21412951
They taste like mussels without that maritime flavor. If you like those but disliked snails, chances are the marinade sucked or they were comtaminated with some shit.

>>21412021
Once they're cooked you can just pull them out with chopsticks or a fork.

>>21414015
Seems kind of time consuming for small snails like that, but I guess it must work fine. I just thought they'd get cold that way.

>>21405691
Relax faggot. It's funny.

>>21409484
no, just everyone else is actually retarded

>>21413236
>found pictures of her tits within 2 minutes of learning her name
The future is wild

>>21414087
>didn't post them
why mention it then

>>21414092
>being this helpless
bruh

>>21414115
you've already go them why not post them
I'm not gonna spend time searching for them

>>21407240
I'd accept it too

>>21414055
I thought that was a frog in the thumbnail

>>21414055
even when he had two hands we still couldn't use them, how embarrassing

>>21413901

>>21413076
maybe if you changed that yeye ojitas ass recipe you been cooking you'd get some bitches on your dick

>>21404869
w-why would you look there?

>>21414686
this is what a perfect whore looks like

>>21411733
it's called pov

>>21410852
HE WA S ALIVE

>>21405197
I hope she's happy

>>21413904
Probably. Anime likes exchange student characters https://youtu.be/d3h7d6LidWk

>>21406275
through labor my boy

>>21409386
>>21412945
That's not chicken. That's clearly duck.

>>21414741
Forget about the hands, the oil looks gross as fuck

>>21406422
KEK, underrated comment

>>21405465

>>21405465
I may have yellow fever but pass.
>>21405700
>>21405686
sex but what can she cook

>>21414055
What was Jack actually supposed to do with those claws? The fuck is the point of them?

>>21415003
it's supposed to easily shred large amounts of meat i guess but it only works if you actually cook the meat properly in the first place

>>21410852
Is that a Brazen Bull for shrimp?
What did the shrimp do to make them that upset

>>21413129
>>21413924
I'd sniff her shoe after a whole day of walking HNNNNG

>>21414686
>A thin woman
I thought they had become a myth...

>>21405465
Boy, that is one chunky chink.

>>21404881
Dude, this chick takes her clothes off on the internet and makes hardcore pornographic media for money and attention.

>>21415067
Why and how? She's ugly and gross.

>>21406275
very carefully

>>21404945
This users name is Jared Whitman. His IP address is 107.77.235.212, he lives in Atlanta Georgia. Can I get a permanent ban real quick?

>>21415077
Forgot to mention, this is my little brother's phone. I caught him using 4chan and he's 13. Need him banned please and thank you.

>>21407398
imagine going shooping just for orange juice

>>21415044
yeah shes nasty isnt she. her and the op girl

>>21414686
sometimes I think I'm not an extremely bitter incel, then I see vids like this and realize even if it fucks up my own quality of life I'll accept a far right theocracy if it means whores like this will be forced to wear a burqa and shave their head and wear a wig to avoid offending god, I absolutely hate women bros, there I said it, I'm going to be gay from now on and no one can stop me

>>21415103
there are no far right theocracies like that, dumbass

>>21412440
I hate gimmick food so much. Why can't the dumb chinks just be normal?

>>21413076
There are no lesbians. Every woman wants cum in her womb it's their natural instincts

>>21413025
stupid asshole.

>>21411383
Oh no, more tasty bread.

>>21404765
if you watch it with sound she was farting on that pancake

>>21413063
Why does she only have seven giant eyelashes on each eyelid!?

>>21414741
What the fuck

>>21414741
The heat of the used 75W-90 gear oil cooks the egg.

>>21414741
my jaw irl dropped at the color of that oil

>>21414686
heavy sigh

>>21412449
literally paused after he broke the 'ghetti
fucking hell

>>21412024
it's AIslop duh

>>21415968
Wait I think I just figured it out...

>>21414741
>mfw

>>21416348
i;m thinking about thos Beans

>>21412775
putting up videos of yourself on social media is inherently cringe already

>>21413025
what a fucking waste

>>21416441
No it's not, it's social!! Social media!! *tiktok dances* Soshiallll!! Oh yeah!! Come on, dance with me!! Just look here for an easy to follow dance, it's the trendiest most current thing around!! >>21404764 (OP)
Dance, dance, dance!! Oh yeah, dance!! Dance!!! I'm so socialllllllll on my TikTok TikTok Can't Stop Won't Stop socialllllllll my sociallllllll my social social mediaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

>>21416459

>>21404879
...this feels Wong...