Thread 21407296

What’s the unhealthiest meal you’ve eaten? Where was it at? Do you regret it?

Unhealthiest normal meal? Not thing crazy but probably an extra large mixed meat kebab covered in sauces after heavy night drinking.

Unhealthy normal meal pasta with a ragu that I accidentally spilled half a salt bottle into and couldn’t bring myself to discard. I drink a shit ton of water out to flush out the salt though.

>>21407296 (OP)
Bubble waffles. Had a store that emitted this weird instagram aura in town and GF wanted to give it a try. They filled it with various ice creams, marshmallows, candy bars, chocolate sauce, strawberries, whipped cream, smarties and some weird glittery stuff. Felt sick after the first few bites and couldn't eat anything with added sugar for several weeks.
The shit was made to be posted on some e-thots social media and wasn't fit for human consumption.
I have to admit that they had at least managed to nail the looks.

>>21402353
why do you keep posting them

>Unhealthy normal meal pasta with a ragu that I accidentally spilled half a salt bottle into and couldn’t bring myself to discard. I drink a shit ton of water out to flush out the salt though.
i did something like that. i made a savory cheesecake where i added a load of romano cheese and then still added salt. i didn't want to waste it so i ate it and drank a lot of water but still felt like shit after.

>>21407296 (OP)
frozen fries on top of frozen pizza with a garlic sauce and ground meat plus extra cheese.
Ngl it was amazing, but that probably took off a decade of my life expectancy.

>>21407296 (OP)
man from 13-22 i was anorexic and subsisted on corn chips and malt liquor alone. the daily meal was half a bag of flamin hot puffcorn, i didnt even take multivitamins

I had a bottle of sneed oil sauce I was trying to use up so I made some frozen fries to eat it with but there was a lot more sauce than I expected in the bottle. I ate it all anyway and felt sick to my stomach afterward.

>>21407296 (OP)
Probably one of these fucking monstrosities. Picked it up in Arkansas while I was driving from TX to PA. Basically a patty of deep-fried cream cheese flavored with attic dust. If you know then you know.

>>21407439
Anon, that's not anorexia that's just alcoholism.

>>21407296 (OP)
When my brother was vegan I visited him once for dinner. It was nothing but salad and carbs. Just leafy greens, avocado, tomato, and chickpeas with sauces. A complete bomb of oxalates, antinutrients, and carbs.

>>21407296 (OP)
everything i ate was the unhealthiest meal i eat

i cook with bacon and tons of meat and eggs

>>21407452
That legit looks disgusting

>>21407296 (OP)
last saturday i ordered a 20 inch pizza with kebab, bacon and salami, i also dipped the slices in cocktail and garlic sauce, can't think of any other meals that I've eaten that can top that. I ended up vomiting later that day

>>21407493
You are correct. Bout the same nutritional content as a fried stick of butter, but with the added benefit of tasting like an old man's shoes. imho people only eat this shit as some form of poverty virtue signal. Basically chitlings for whites. Only reason I ate it was for a bet, plus I had been driving for 7+ hours on an empty stomach. Anyone who says hunger is the best spice should absolutely eat a fried brain sandwich.

>>21407468
>Um actually vegetables are...le bad for you!
Fat fuck detected. Vegans are faggots, but you people are just as gay and retarded.

>>21407452
so it's not a pork loin sandwich?

>>21407519
Nope, that is some battered and fried gray matter bud. Makes you think, huh?

>>21407296 (OP)
>What’s the unhealthiest meal you’ve eaten?
although I have eaten many things and some to excess none of them were "unhealthy".

>>21407517
I have lost 30lbs on keto.

>>21407683
excess is unhealthy

All the stuff we now know is terrible for you and akin to poison that you should never eat. That being pasta, bread, rice etc.

We all ate that trash when we were young and ignorant, but we don't have to pass these bad habits onto our kids.

>>21407296 (OP)
One time I got high and ate 11 Krispy Kreme donuts, would've been the whole dozen but someone else had eaten one already.

>>21407932
Same here, I also drank a gallon of milk. Felt so bloated I threw up the whole thing and it had the consistency of batter

>>21407310
it's insane to me that some people consider meat and bread unhealthy

When the Krispy Kreme in town opened up my parents just took me there fore dinner. 3-4 fresh glazed donuts with nothing else. Neglectful bastards

>>21408303
mass produced bread has surprising sodium levels to keep it shelf stable which is unhealthy for a population that's almost a majority high blood pressure

>>21407526
but...prions. aren't they worried about mad cow disease?

Back in college almost every weekend I'd have an XL meat lovers pizza, 16 BBQ sauce wings, garlic dipping sauce, and 12+ beers while watching Toonami with /co/.
Outside of that I'm pretty good about eating somewhat healthy. No sodas or candy, no sugar other than an ice cream shake once every 2 or 3 months. If I added sugar on top of the massive amounts of alcohol I consume I'd be too fat to be considered human.

>>21408524
I'm betting you're already considered too fat to be treated human if that's how you were spends by your college weekends anon

>>21408528
I also worked as a lifeguard and swam 1-2km a day. Metabolism as an early 20s guy can be a powerful thing. The highest i got was 28% body fat in college. I'm 33% now a decade out of school. Definitely fat but nothing anyone would look twice at here in the US.

>>21408548
oh shit good for you man don't squander all that good foundational work you did. Your body declines rapidly if you don't keep it going

>>21407918
Skill issue my dude

>>21407947
nobody can hold a gallon of milk. it was one of those stupid challenges.

>>21408520
traditionally is was sheeps brains, but was outlawed or something. the reason they specifically use calves brains now is because mad cow can develops over time, so the younger the better.

Before the fake pandemic
Ate a box (12?) of Taco Bell hard shell tacos, drank 10 beers
Then around 3 AM drove drunk to a local pizza place that was open until 4 AM, maybe 2 miles away. Drove back home and ate the whole pizza.
I just got lucky that I wasn't pulled over. Also, I guess I passed as "sober" to the pizza people so they didn't call the piggies on me. Never again...

>>21407296 (OP)
A whole half lemon

>>21408679
but why risk it? Your first post reads now like
>fugu pufferfish, tasted pretty bland ngl
>oh, the poison? yeah i trust the chef

>>21408679
>traditionally is was sheeps brains, but was outlawed or something
In the UK we can still eat sheeps brains but only younger than 12 months (same with cows)

>>21407449
Did it have sugar? I recently figured out oil doesn't really bother me even in large amounts but sugar will do it pretty easily.

KFC
i was a fat fuck at the time and even then i felt like shit after eating

I tried a few times buying 10 cheeseburgers from McDonalds and also Burger King and eating them in one go. Every time I did that I legit felt really really sick the next day. It's a kind of sick that can't be explained. Your stomach is upset and it feels like you're filled with chemicals. Your intestines burn like a chemical reaction not the same way as spicy food and it doesn't hurt per se. If cancer was a feeling that would be the best way to describe it. It's as if your body is trying to reject something. No other food has made me feel like that, not even if I gorge large amounts. I dunno why I've done this a few times in my life. I should've stopped after the first experience. Self-harm maybe?

>>21407296 (OP)
Probably the "struggle pizza" I make when I'm too broke for real food. It's basically a slice of toast with cheese melted onto it with a squirt of ketchup on top.

>>21408679
>so the younger the better.

>>21407685
Weight loss has nothing to do with health. You could lose even more weight if you started chemotherapy. Does that mean that chemo is good for you?

If a specific diet made you lose weight then that's a sign that it was bad for you, not the reverse. This is of course putting aside the fact that you can lose weight eating literally anything so long as you eat less calories than you need. As far as weight loss is concerned, eating 500 calories a day of sugar would be no different than eating 500 calories a day of lard.

>They don't invite the one that's clearly starting on Ozempic anymore so they have to make up for it with their gay friend
KWAB

>>21409938
which one is on the O pack? Dianna?

>>21408694
You have a greater risk of parasites from any meat or e coli from any vegetable. Why risk anything you sopping wet pussy

>>21407296 (OP)
When I was a teenager id make ice-cream extra sugary by adding 1/2c of powdered sugar, chocolate chips, jam and ovaltine to 3 scoops of vanilla ice-cream
Amazing how I didn't get type 2 diabetes

That or my constant $50-$65 taco bell orders, that i usually eat in one sitting on a weekend night

>Be druk(WHAT A LIFE)
>Be hungry
>Order two medium pizzas, wings, loaded tots, and mac and cheese from Dominos
>Eat ALL of it
>No hangover next day
Wa la

>>21410071
giddy up

>>21407439
>13
Man wtf happened to you

A whole pizza from little caesars. It was an awful night.

>>21408524
God that sounds awesome

This thing. "Hungarian langos":
>deep fried dough topped with a ton of cheese and garlic mayo
I assume the actual Hungarian thing is edible but the version I ate dripped fat in puddles and made me worry for my arteries for the first time in my life.

Alternatively
>doughnuts
As above but also with sugar

>>21410564
Ugh. Picrel.

>>21407296 (OP)
A burger in Chicago. It was bad. Definitely unhealthy.

I got a combicooker air fryer and I wanted to try out the atomization to reheat leftover pizza. I got two cheese pizzas from costco to make sure I had enough leftovers to try different time settings on my device. It worked great but I ended up eating nothing but costco cheese pizza for four days. I was not happy afterwards.

>>21410061
This comment contains a common misconception. There's absolutely no evidence that eating a lot of sugar in and of itself will give you diabetes. Type 2 diabetes is a disease of obesity. It isn't caused by sugar except in the indirect sense that sugar is caloric.

i had a 900+ calorie hot chocolate from a local coffee drive-thru. it made me high af.

>>21408303
Bread is unhealthy it spikes your insulin, makes you fat and gives you leaky gut.

>>21407296 (OP)
i got one for me and one for my dad
>be me
>get my first paycheck ever
>decide to blow half of it on a steak dinner
>go to local steak house
>order biggest steak possible
>potato with tones of butter and sour cream
>fresh ceaser salad
>inhale all this with beer after beer
>wadle outside piss drunk and stuffed
>take out cigar and smoke it in the parking lot
>take bus home staring at my fake id smiling like i beat life
>proceed to vomit on bus and run off at the next stop and walked the rest of the way home
>in triumph

my dad
>be my dad
>mad at me and my mom for some reason
>wants to piss us off but also loves us
>sees costco sized jar of apple sauce on the table
>idea forms
>be me
>come home from school with mom
>dad laying on the floor next to an empty jar of apple sauce
>call ambulance
>he almost went into a diabetic coma
we still don't know why he did it and he couldn't remember afterwards lol.

eating creamy guttershits in brasil

>>21407296 (OP)
The unhealthiest thing I've ever eaten was a kilo of bacon that had been sitting in the fridge for 6 weeks.
I was housesitting for my dad and I bought the bacon as I was moving in then I realized he had the shittiest frying pan known to mankind so I didn't touch it the whole time I was there.
I remembered it was in the fridge the night before I had to leave so I decided to eat it all in one go and I thought I was going to have a heart attack afterward.
The shit I took the next day smelled like a welder working on a copper sewerage line.

Nachos with ten metric tons of cheese that were actually triangle shaped chicken nuggets

>>21412723
I....am interested in this concept

>>21410803
skill issue

>>21407947
>Same here, I also drank a gallon of milk.
top kek same. Did it with some friends during a boring afternoon.
As bad as you feel chugging that much milk, the moment you throw it all up, you feel so much better so it's not nearly as bad as some actual food challenges.
Instant relief is just a puke away.

>>21409956
if you could read OP says it tastes like shit, for one
two, I wash my vegetables and cook my meat

>>21410564
>>21410565
You're making me miss Budapest. I had one of these bastards and it was delicious.
Unhealthiest thing I can recall is the time when I was young and fat and slammed about 20 cans of coke in the span of an hour.

Hell, probably every single meal I had back when they had me traveling for work. I ate so much unhealthy shit in hotels, in my rental car, at the airport, at the office.

>>21411204
>be me
Of course you're you
>be my dad
>be me (again)
Wait wut?

>>21410803
you are confused. fat gives you a leaky gut.
starches spike blood sugar, but that is actually good because it is a satiety signal to stop eating.
overeating occurs when lots of fat is eaten with a meal, because fat prevents the blood sugar spike, and fat is calorie dense.

>>21413709
what? never astrally project into your parents to experience what they experience thus attaining their knowledge and becoming a perfect amalgamation of them thus creating a new superior being? Is that why the people in Gummo exist?

>>21407296 (OP)
every day I used to get this knock-off KFC place, I'd get coleslaw for health, BBQ & spicy wings, fried chicken burger & fries, and they did the same sort of gravy as KFC, that blended canola oil with leftover batter, salt & pepper stuff, I used to get it as my drink.

>some shitty third tier city in pennsylvania
>only place open is a chinese food spot
>order general tso's
>mushy batter
>almost no chicken
>single dehydrated broccoli
>sauce is mostly reused oil and tons of soy sauce
ate all of it out of sheer stress induced hunger, couldn't sleep, felt like shit all day while driving for 8 hours

general tso's is super unhealthy, same with orange chicken, i avoid it at all costs now

No-churn icecream, it was basically condensed milk, 30% fat cream, sugar and hazelnut cream (i. e. sugar and fat). It was heavenly, but like 3000 calories.

>>21407468
based
>>21407517
post nose

>>21409906
blandest npc take lol

overeating at a rodizio or at an all you can eat Korean BBQ. Meat, meat and more meat all cooked in butter or fat. Last time my family went out for someones birthday, spent way too much and ate until we were all almost sick. Here's the resturant if anyone wants to duplicate the experience.

https://www.butcher360bbq.com/

About 3000 calories worth of corned beef hash poutine

Easily the least healthy thing I've ever eaten outside of maybe some "milkshakes"

>>21407296 (OP)
I ate a Spicy Italian at a Subway in Lumberton, North Carolina and it gave me a explosive diarrhea. I don't regret it because it taught me a valuable life lesson.

>>21407685
I've lost 120. I don't get the hate and resistance to it, especially from thin people. It's like they don't want us to have a tasty path to success. We MUST starve ourselves and be unsatisfied with fewer carbs, but we gotta keep eating them. Because it's "normal".
Something about keto makes other people uncomfortable. I'll never understand why it bothers them.

>>21408524
Wow, you were already an incel reject faggot in college. Fucking toonami? What a goddamn baby. Drink yourself to death as fast as you can, weeb pedo.

>>21408694
Some of us enjoy living on the edge. If you wussies ever gained an extra year of life by avoiding some oil you're afraid of, or teflon, or microplastics, or mercury, I wouldn't want it.

But you're avoiding no danger. You're just a fucking fag. Fucking 'prions'? Really?

You stay in your safe little cave. The rest of us will totally die from these foods we're eating at legal restaurants. lol

>>21414315
Yeah, stay out of Lumberton if you value your life

>>21409776
I did this back in the late 90s when they were well under a dollar a burger. I know what you mean. They weren't so bad back then, but when I ate a fuckload of fast food about 5 years ago I totally felt that rejection, like I was just stuck digesting strange, foreign chemicals that didn't belong. I don't eat fast food anymore. It's super expensive AND bad for you. Really nothing going for it but convenience; and there's always something better within distance.

>>21410071
Here's to feeling good all the time.

>>21407296 (OP)
I tried to caramelize a deep fried pork cutlet using sweet soy sauce, let's just say I got a heavy hand with the sauce. In the end I had to stop eating it because I could feel my body getting increasingly worse due to the amount of salt I was ingesting. Also, the worst shits of my life

>>21407296 (OP)
Chinese buffet. Ate six plates of mongolian beef and onions. It wasn't worth it.

I truly believe American food is literally posion. I visited the States last year and the first meal I made (basic chicken, brocoli, rice) I felt immediately sick. After the nausea went away I went to get a panda express and felt the nausea again. Drank one can of Pepsi - had the worst heartburn of my life and felt like my heart was going to explode.

I had to spend an arm and a leg on organic farmers market food the whole time I was there just to not feel like shit.

>>21414890
>go to america
>go to walmart
>wtf is a corndog
>eat 2
>1 pint of root beer
>stomach hurt for the rest of the day
10/10 would do it again

Deep fried Mars bars, made ar home following a recipe I found on a webpage of very Scottish and very fat guys.
It was tasty but damn that thing does a number on your stomach.

>>21414404
Had two mcdoubles a few months back after not having ate fast food in years and it was like eating pure salt. Not sure how people eat it on the regular without swelling up from the water retention.

>>21407296 (OP)
I used to have large portions of things, eat a lot of fast food, and eat snacks that were a little too big or snack too often. Not turbo unhealthy but like college student level unhealthy. I was always at 160 so I thought I was fine but then my doctor said my cholesterol was elevated (126) so I've been trying to correct that.

>>21416585
Take water pills

>>21416752
>Take water pills
Wouldn't it make more sense to drink a glass of water, you dense cunt?

For two years in college I ate almost nothing but hot pockets and ramen and beer and I think I permanently gave myself gyno for it

>>21407296 (OP)
when I lived in houston, I used to get one of the double patty special burgers at whataburger with large fries, and eat it while drinking most of a fifth of liquor

good times, I was happier back then

>>21417070
Lol, that's not how that works.