Thread 21409886

Has anyone been able to try this? Three places I've checked aren't doing it despite having a fucking poster of the shit in the damn window

>>21409886 (OP)
maybe if you lick the poster and imagine how it tastes you can be the new jared fogle (famous spokesperson type) of baskin robbins and get hired and the store will expedite the trolli flavours jusr for you

>>21409891
didn't Jared get in trouble

>>21409891
I know what you're doing, the thing says flavor of the month and we're over halfway into June, why are posters there if it doesn't exist. It's not like I'm being an impatient prick on June 2nd, I think I'm more than fair to expect a limited item for a specific month to be available during said month, especially halfway in the fucking month

>>21409898
yeah but that was for jerkin' his gherkin to little people
>>21409899
maybe you can collect some kind of bounty for telling the higher ups at basking robinhos that the store close to you doesn't have said product. you can let ai generate a short little story about how you used to eat there since you were a kid and embellish your fake memories of yore to get a nice stack o' coupons

>>21409902
Hang yourself faggot, I said I checked three different places

>>21409902
>jerkin' his gherkin to little people
lel that's stupid
what a jerk, I hate midgets

>>21409907
now that is hardly the correct response for giving some good ass advice

>>21409886 (OP)
>sour ice cream and seltzer water with half-dissolved gummies floating around in it
Be glad they don't have it, that sounds fucking terrible.

>>21409891
I thought JigC was the Baskin Roberts mascot?

>>21409886 (OP)
>checking multiple stores for horribly flavored diabetes paste
jesus christ pull yourself together man

They have it, they just don't like you. Nobody likes you. We get together biweekly to discuss how much we really rather dislike you, in fact.

>>21411035
You’re only in the biweekly chat? There’s a semiweekly one too, we really don’t like this guy.

>>21411040
I'd be more involved but I've got other duties.

>>21410999
>He said, judging somebody else's food choices on an anime website.

>>21409886 (OP)
>the green and orange one
>not the yellow and red one
dropped.

That looks fucking appalling. You couldn’t pay me to put that slop in my body.

>>21411371
Not even for a Klondike bar?

>>21411371
So dramatic, I would call a cup for of blood, shit and human parts appalling, not liquid candy

>>21411633
Wow ok

>>21409886 (OP)
what the hell is wrong with you? something has to be seriously messed up in your head to think this even remotely resembles food.

>>21411695
Show me where he said this resembled food.

>>21409886 (OP)
is this legal?

there are a fuckload of donkins in my city and like a quarter of them have baskin robbins attatched like a benign growth and i wonder how the fuck these places stay open

>>21411695
What made you start convulsing retard, where did I say ANYTHING about resembling food