I am. Way too much butter, cream and red meat.

I am. I am not overweight and am pretty fit (I think?) but I drink like 30 standard boozoholic beverages per weekend, eat lots of oily buttery creamy shit, usually when hungover I'm wont to eat junk food like donuts and milkshakes, and don't eat nearly enough veggiebles. Lots of fatty ground beef, creamy casseroles and bakes, and am a fucking whore for sausages and cured delly meats.

I don't drink during the week and eat pretty healthy Sun-Thurs/Fri, but I definitely am not eating health food. In fact, I have a salad a month and when I do have veggies I saute them in oil or something.

I haven't had bloodwork done in like twenty years.

>>21410657
Is this social drinking or do you do it alone?

>>21410667
it's both and either. usually at the end of the workweek I get a bottle of wine and a six pack of beer on the way home and setup shop on the couch and spend the next few hours swilling it all back. usually alone but socializing online. I live close to work but not close to friends so when I'm tired on friday it's a write-off and just crawl home.

On a particularly egregious night I'll drink the bottle and all 6 beers, but usually the wine and 2-3 beers. I might do it all over again on saturday too.

A bottle of wine is 7-8 standard drinks, and the 6 pack would be about the same. So that could be 16 standard drinks in a night. My absolute worst weekend would be three nights in a row.

Sometimes I'm out the pub with friends and we usually get pretty drunk. I might even have a tumbler of bourbon when I get home

>>21410650 (OP)
>4 shots of rum, 2 pina coladas and 2 beers
>dies
Why are Americans such fannies?

>>21410650 (OP)
I'm worried that they won't.

>>21410650 (OP)
>prawns
I'm sure he never used that word.

>>21410691
he died in Italy so would likely not have said prawn or shrimp

>>21410695
I mean in general. When I get tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant, my mind isn't thinking "Oh bother, I sure do love these crisps with tomahto jubilee!"

>>21410698
I guess wheel never know for sure anon. He could have been a sophisticated dandy or a meathead, idunno

Nah, I ain’t scared of dying and I don’t think there is much of a happy future in this place. For anyone.

>>21410650 (OP)
T was Italian, he could have eaten like that everyday and lived to 100.
Pretty sure it was all the cocaine that fucked his heart.

>>21410713
yeh cocaine and booze is one of the worst combos going for the heart, apparently.

>>21410706
on /ck/, you mean?

>>21410717
This is the nexus but its tendrils are many and far reaching.

>>21410729
you inspired my prompt for this image. dall-e left me horrible, horribly disappointed

>>21410675
8 drinks during dinner means you're probably drinking a shitload all the time

he also did a lot of cocaine

>>21410729
>>21410731
ah did better next time around.

also I affixed the text with iMeme, which I downloaded during the heyday of Impact Bold mémes back in 2011

>>21410650 (OP)
>gandoltini

>>21410731
>describe a barren wasteland where souls are being collected and contained by underground vegetation
>AI draws flowers and butterflies
2spooky

Drinking shots at a restaurant eating is weird, besides maybe a digestive liquor after a meal, but thats usually a clear liquor or sometimes some kind of herbal liquor.

>>21410762
He was celebrating with his son.

>>21410762
>>21410768
It's a $1000 a night hotel, and he's an celebrity. Ain't nobody not gonna bring his drinks

I thought OP's post was a joke about the last episode of soprano's just ending in a restaurant visit.
turns out he died like he lived. that's fucked up

>>21410771

>>21410675
I dont know how you mush-mouthed retards can say some gay shit like "Fanny" and think you have a fuckin leg to stand on. The fucking nerve of your goofy ass.

>>21410736
>didn't have a martini

>>21410818
*arse

>>21410650 (OP)
i'm worried that they already have because i didn't eat very well as a child or a teenager and it wasn't until my mid 20s that i sorted myself out

>>21410818
>fanny
>goofy
what's the difference?

>>21410818
>scared of using words that don’t sound “tough”
I bet you use too much cologne.

>>21410650 (OP)
pina colada and shots of rum with your meal? I love binge eating and binge drinking but that's just degeneracy for the sake of degeneracy, what's wrong with consuming a bottle or two of wine instead?

>eating habits
he was a fatass and had one foot in the grave but it was absolutely the booze that did him in here

>>21410650 (OP)
>foie gras
deserved it

>>21410731
man that is so cool ur an artist

>>21410903
Can’t speedball a glass of wine

>>21410731
kill yourself please thanks. verification is not required

>>21410818
>fuckin
Wow, get a load of Billy Big Bollocks over here!

>>21410650 (OP)

8 Drinks.
He had it coming.

>>21410650 (OP)
It depends.

I'm poor right now, so I can't eat as much as I'd like. I do eat a fair bit of red meat (bacon on sale), bread with butter, veggies sauteed in butter or bacon fat, etc.

But I don't drink alcohol, soda or sugary beverages. I don't eat snack foods or junk food very often, and have recently gotten into making my own bread as my regular source of bread. So, at worst, half and half.