>ordered mcdonalds
>when unpacking it the plate is too close to the edge of my table
>whole thing drops down, with the burger and fries on it
>fries scattered all over the floor, no way I'm eating those
>burger mostly intact, decide to eat it anyway because most of it didn't touch the ground
>but a bit of the ceramic on the plate broke off and went straight into the burger
>have to spit out every other mouthful of burger because it has ceramic in it
Why has god done this to me?

>>21411036 (OP)
quality post. lemme tell you something son; God doesn't exist. You're the architect of your own misery or success.

>>21411046

>>21411036 (OP)
A sign to eat healthy

>>21411046
>You're the architect of your own misery.

fixed that for you.

>his floor is so dirty that eating fries that fell on it for a second is a biohazard
>his plates and table are so slippery that it can slide off at a moment's notice
>he ordered fast food
You did this to yourself, you filthy heathen

>>21412281
This

This is the fate of everyone who posts about fast food on /ck/
Heed this warning.

>>21411036 (OP)
>plate is too close to the edge of my table
>whole thing drops down
I hate when this happens, and whenever it does for me it’s always something messy like stuff with tomato sauce and then I have to spend 10 minutes cleaning it up