Why do Americans prefer dense, doughy and underdone crusts instead of crispy, charred and airy crusts?

>>21412572 (OP)
For the same reason why they eat well-done steak with ketchup. They're fucking retarded.

>>21412573
Fpbp

>>21412572 (OP)
Because with the former you "get your money's worth"

did someone say crusts

>>21412572 (OP)
we like dense and chewy breads as a rule, I think it comes from the puritans

It's actually the opposite. Italians make soft, floppy pizza that's not crunchy at all.

>>21412572 (OP)

>>21412585
Outdated meme. The dominos worker should be indian and there should be feces on the right pizza

>>21412587
>Mama mia, burn-a the pizza!

5 words.
Cast Iron Sourdough Focaccia Pizza.
I need to buy cheese.

>>21412572 (OP)
who cares, nobody eats the bones anyway

>>21412603
They're crusts

>>21412579
>we like dense and chewy breads as a rule
No you fucking don't. American bread is soft and cloud-like. For example, dense-ass rye bread isn't remotely popular outside of cities and the stuff that IS available, even in cities, is, like, 2% rye, anyway. It's adulterated with a bunch of wheat to make it soft and pliable to suit American preferences

>>21412609
They're handles. Only poors eat them

>>21412609
bones I says

>>21412603
nothing confuses and angers me more than people who leave the best part uneaten

>>21412572 (OP)
I don't eat crusts on pizza

>>21412644
https://youtu.be/BlMpP9GrAqE?si=Hbvu6KT5CHbPezg2

>>21412647
Weebs disgust me.

>>21412647
>cartoon pedo
>mentally stunted
We know.

>>21412651
>>21412652
Crust is empty calories unless it's stuffed crust

>>21412658
what does empty calories mean?

>>21412666
It's just flavorless bread. No cheese, sauce or toppings.

>>21412572 (OP)
If they serve you these crusts, just return them to the chef.

>>21412666
empty calories are foods with caloric intake (i.e. energy) that is not complimented with essential vitamins, minerals, or micronutrients.

sucrose (white sugar) is the surpéme empty calorie, and it very slowly and gradually improves from there.

>those are empty calories, I only eat to survive bro

>>21412572 (OP)
I think it's been basically shown that any black burning on food at all contributes to butthole cancer

>>21412669
it can't be flavorless bread if it's the tastiest part if the pizza

>>21412681
You like the taste of crust? There's nothing on it.

>>21412684
>There's nothing on it.
BOOYAH

>>21412684
i like good bread, when i make flat breads i eat them as is hot out of the oven

They claim it's "toothsome"

>>21412587
I've literally never seen an Indian delivering pizza. Mexicans, Burmese, Blacks, and Whites sure but never an Indian.

>>21412685
>>21412686
Wouldn't it be better with cheese, sauce and toppings?

>>21412692
Better than Creamy Italian dressing? Not really. Not in context.

>>21412695
Oh I bet you like being dressed in an Italian's cream alright

>>21412692
naked pizza crust is a unique flavor that shan't be tarnished

>>21412689
Just like your blowjobs. Do better, you cock hungry slut!

>>21412611
This is true. Thirdies like burnt pizza with almost no toppings.

>>21412681
Imagine being this poor and desperate. Bread is horrible for you and burnt bread is even worse but you are dirt poor so you have no choice.

>>21412745
Imagine being a tranny. Oh wait I guess you don't need to.

>>21412745
Anyone with dietary restrictions is dysfunctional and inherently pathetic.

>>21412745
back in the peasant days in medieval europe the basic plebs mostly didn't have their own ovens at home, and they all brought their doughs and extras to the baker shop mid-morning, after the baker had finished baking his day's haul, and they would pay a pittance for him to use his oven to bake their breads and pies and pasties, and if he fucking burnt or ruined their shit they were allowed a refund and a replacement.

>tl;dr: burnt dough isn't going to feed a family and if you do that shit your community will run you out

>>21412572 (OP)
We do it just to piss you off. Glad it's working.

>>21412610
dude fuck off look at the breads we make at home instead of the ones that get fed via goyslop distribution centers. It's all quickbread that's dense and/or chewy. Cornbread, biscuits, bagels.

>>21412572 (OP)
I used to live in Connecticut and I loved the charred crust of New Haven style pizza.

>>21412572 (OP)
Half of the population are just above retarded. Most can barely read, do math in their head or have self awareness. This isn't just the USA its everywhere.

>>21413794
>Half of the population are just above retarded. Most can barely read, do math in their head or have self awareness. This isn't just the USA its everywhere.
Yeah, even in Israel, where Jews allegedly have triple digit IQ's, they stomped dozens of their own people to death during a Lag Baomer celebration. It would have been considered a terrorist attack if it wasn't Jews killing Jews.

>>21413646
>quickbread
>dense
>chewy
lmao
>bagels
>quickbread
LMAO
>if you don't count the soft, fluffy bread the vast vast vast majority of us eat on the day to day, multiple times per day, we totally eat dense and chewy bread, bro
ROFLMAO

And if your biscuits and cornbread are dense or chewy, ya dun fucked'em up, retard.

>>21413824
>And if your biscuits and cornbread are dense or chewy, ya dun fucked'em up, retard.
The best biscuits are the ones that are so dry they crumble in your hands before you can even eat them.
It's like eating an eggs benedict with your fucking hands, sometimes.

>>21413824
idk man I'm from Pennsylvania and everything here is bagels, hard rolls, and pretzels. It's hard to even find bread that isn't chewy outside of a supermarket.

>>21413837
Is this one of those situations where someone who doesn't know any better considers his bread firm or crusty when it's actually neither because Walmart can't bake for shit? I live in a different state but have lived in PA for a long while and the only part that eats chewy bread at all is the southeast and even there, it pales in insignificance compared to the number of sales of bagged supermarket bread. As for pretzels and bagels, bro, my mother is Swiss. Laugengebäck all day.
I like bagels and Philly pretzels okay but they're not the same as what you get in CH. Believe it or not? In America, fucking ghetto-ass Lidl has the most German-style breads I've seen here. Yes, even in NY or PA. The pretzels are almost exactly what you'd get in Germanic Europe as are the bagels. The baguettes, while not quite what you'd get in Switzerland or France, are surprisingly good. Better than most baguettes I've had here and for only a fraction the price. If you're willing to shell out a tenner for a loaf, sure, you can get bread exactly like what you'd find in a Parisian bakery but for $2 per, the ones at Lidl are so good that the $8 additional paid for the better one is far beyond the point of diminishing returns.
>>21413833
Crumbly != dense. I've got a great biscuit recipe, if you want it, but it's very high in butter so not "dry" in mouthfeel but it's definitely very, very crumbly.

>>21413863
>Crumbly != dense. I've got a great biscuit recipe, if you want it, but it's very high in butter so not "dry" in mouthfeel but it's definitely very, very crumbly.
Why do people obsess about food falling to pieces before it even gets into their mouth?
Is it a good thing in certain cultures to be unable to eat the food that you spent hours preparing?

>>21413824
you're a moron

>>21413880
Well, the one I make isn't crumbly in the sense that it falls apart as quickly as a zoomer in a social situation. It has a pleasant, buttery, crumbliness as you would expect from a decent biscuit. You cut so much butter into the flour that it had no choice but be crumble but it can still be split and used as a sandwich bread, albeit a very, very delicate one.

>>21413887
Considering I'm right about everything in that post, I can only guess you made a typo so I'll address it: I only have the one wife, I don't wear magic underwear and I don't live in Utah. : )

>>21413896
You're a retard too by the way

>>21413900
Wrong, but okay. : )

>>21413915
Not that anon, but you come across as a liar that just straight up doesn't give a fuck.

>>21412572 (OP)
I reject your premise. In parts of New England, char is a tradition.

>>21413961
Nobody cares about what goes on in the UK.
I mean, their currency went from being valued at like 400% of the USD to currently being valued at 74% of the USD.
I guess Brexit really worked out the best for you guys, instead of sticking with a USD backed stable currency like the Euro. Yes, the entire EU economy would collapse if the US economy collapses, because they are modern and incapable of functioning as independent entities capable of feeding their people.

>>21414010
Do you know what New England is?

>>21414013
You gotta admit, he has great English for a Calcuttan Sandeep

>>21412572 (OP)
I really love bread mmm bread I love! The more the better! I love thick doughy crusts, they are so fluffy and soft and feel so nice so nice in my tummy tummy. Yummy in my tummy yummy! Yay!

>>21414047
For me it's bread with butter or some kind of processed fat, like lard.

>>21413930
You're very, very stupid. What part of >>21413824 is a lie? Are quickbreads (which are actually cakes, btw) chewy? No, so that's not a lie
Are they dense? Strike two, so that's not a lie, either.
Are bagels quickbreads? No, they're yeast risen so strike three and you're out.
So again, where's the lie, you blithering inbred?

>>21412644
the idea that the crust is somehow "the best part" of a pizza is what thirdies and europoors are coping with. they genuinely want to eat just plain fucking bread like some kind of retarded peasant. no thanks, the point of pizza is the toppings - all the meat and cheese and everything. the bread is just a delivery vessel. eating the crust is like eating a fucking paper plate.
>>21413824
pic related, what your retarded ass thinks light and airy bread looks like

>>21414186
>So again, where's the lie, you
The lies are aplenty.
Quickbreads are, in fact, chewy.
Bagels are quickbreads.
You are the lie, you blither inbreding.

>>21414265
Swing and a miss. You'll get it next time, kiddo.

>>21414262
Ma'am, were taking about bread. You posted a cake. And regardless, quickbreads, even including biscuit, cornbread and your cake example, aren't consumed nearly as much as soft, fluffy, general purpose, yeast-risen bread. Not even close.

>>21414262
>eating the crust is like eating a fucking paper plate.
It doesn't have to be like that.

>>21412572 (OP)
I like both

>>21414280
I'm not even the other anon from before.
>quick breads, like banana bread which I posted, or cornbread or biscuits
Certifiably Dense. Not chewy, though.
>bagels
Dense and chewy, but not quick.
>most commonly consumed
Pic related, some shit like this. What you're missing is that americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is "dense and chewy" because they have never had real bread in their life. If you give a typical flyover boomer a crusty and chewy, highly alveolated "artisan boule" they will be confused as fuck.

>>21414312
>What you're missing is that americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is "dense and chewy" because they have never had real bread in their life.
....no?

>>21414323
Yes.

>>21414312
It's fascinating how schizophrenia is normalized on /ck/ the same way Trump's first presidency was. And yes, I thought people openly talking about their mental disorders (TDS) on various websites and tv shows was fucking crazy.
I wasn't a fan of the last president, and that had nothing to do with the fact that a parasite had eaten 1/3 of his brain and he was obviously not actually running the USA.

>>21414312
>What you're missing is that americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is "dense and chewy" because they have never had real bread in their life.
I'm not missing anything. See >>21413863
>Is this one of those situations where someone who doesn't know any better considers his bread firm or crusty when it's actually neither because Walmart can't bake for shit?
And banana "bread" is a cake in much the same way cheesecake is a pie and cake donuts are a foodcrime.

>>21412572 (OP)
Forbme, it's both. And I'm not FAT. Feels good man.

>>21414330
>the fact that a parasite had eaten 1/3 of his brain
RFK Jr didn't even win a primary, never mind the presidency. You do know he did actually have brain worms and they did actually eat a portion of his brain, right? Not to mention that he thinks germs are evil spirits or something ridiculous like that.

>>21412573
>America America America
Rent fucking free!
That's why all you yuropoors are going to die for isreal in iran, have fun faggots! :)

>>21414339
Retard, I was talking about a PRESIDENT, not some fucking nobody.

>>21412572 (OP)
how about you don't burn the living fuck out of it

>>21414348
No president has a confirmed case of brain parasites, retard, only a candidate (who is now inexplicably in charge of health).

>>21414347
There is nothing more REAL than ISREAL.
Enlist in the US military today. Get free food, water, and housing, and a bunch of cash on top of that.

>>21414332
In this case I'm on board with your claims, other than that quick breads aren't dense which is insane to say. Just saw you guys fighting and wanted to join in.

>>21414356
>No president has a confirmed case of brain parasites, retard, only a candidate (who is now inexplicably in charge of health).
Meh. I'm pretty sure we used to have a tranny in charge of health in the USA. Having a Kennedy with only 2/3 of his brain might actually be an improvement.

>>21414366
>I'm pretty sure we used to have a tranny in charge of health
Yeah. I forgot about that, if I'm thinking of the same person you are. Still, better a tranny with an actual medical degree than a brain-damaged tanning bed aficionado who swims in literal liquid shit and says that there's as much evidence for germ theory as there is for demon possession.

>>21414373
>Still, better a tranny with an actual medical degree than a brain-damaged tanning bed aficionado who swims in literal liquid shit and says that there's as much evidence for germ theory as there is for demon possession.
I don't think I would be that fast to condemn DOCTOR Richard Leland Levine, though. He is quite stunning and brave.

>>21414378
You're dumb.

>>21414380
Please explain how I am dumb.
I mean, all I have to go on is "ur dumm" and that might as well be the mindless uttering of a fucking retard.

>>21414388
I would explain it but you wouldn't understand because you're dumb. Here. I'll jingle some keys for you.
>:: jingle jingle jingle ::
All better?
Also, >>21414378
>condemn

>>21414397
I is dumm...
Me is dumm dumm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This be wut constitutes rational discussion on /ck/ becuz we all is fukcing retards. HEE!HEE!HEE!

>>21414410
>:: jingle jingle jingle ::
!

>>21414347
Pfffft yeah, it totally won’t be Amerigolems, the only nation besides India that openly supports Isreal