I am having the classic American fast-food breakfast of choice! A succulent McDonald's breakfast!

>>21412722 (OP)
>succulent

So you're retarded then? You don't understand word definitions?
We don't need any more advertising threads you shilling racist fat piece of shit. You will never get laid.

>>21412768
My penis can only get so erect.

>>21412771
believe me your boyfriend isn't impressed

hello son, it's dad
please stop posting here, it's making your mother upset

>>21412771
sounds like erectile dysfunction.
>>21412779
>dad
send me pics of his mom, dad.

>>21412768
Get a load of this seething npc NIGGER

>>21412768

I don’t know what the illustration of a rat is suppose to mean but I don’t care for it.
I hope the DHT in that hash brown gives you ass cancer.

>>21412768
THIS
IS
DEMOCRACY
MANIFEST

>>21412722 (OP)
Bro that "meal" honestly looks like shit. The only palatable item there is the hash brown. And what kind of subhuman has a huge cup of soda fir breakfast???
Whatever happened to whipping up a few eggs and bacon on toast yourself for breakfast, and pairing that with some juice or milk? It takes less time and effort than going to a fast food restaurant, it's way less expensive, and it tastes like actual good food instead of goyslop.
Please have some semblance of standards my guy

Look kids, a seethe mine!

cool,buy an ad

>>21412722 (OP)
another AI slop thread

>>21412722 (OP)
based cat drawer. i got breakfast today too. 10/10 thread

>>21412722 (OP)
>Bacon egg and cheese biscuit
Good choice. Always go bacon with the biscuit and sausage with the mcmuffin or mcgriddle.

>>21412722 (OP)
That's right, OP.

>>21412722 (OP)
I havea nice big breakfast on the weekends around 11am after ive jerked off and fucked around on my phone for 3 hours.
I dont have time for that before work.

Anyone remember BK's Bacon Gouda Biscuit? I think they had an English muffin version too.

I got a bacon egg and cheese biscuit combo from Hardees and it was 9 dollars. The biscuit was tiny. What the absolute fuck is wrong with them.

>buy two steak egg and cheeses
>take steak, onions and cheese from one and put in the other
>throw away the two bagel pieces

I made the best better.

>>21412859
It's a fucking egg and bacon sandwich on a biscuit, what is unappetizing about that?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

Here in New York, we tend to rely on our bodegas or other local breakfast places for this type of sandwich. There are fast food places around but for our daily drivers we generally stay local.

One advantage of this is that the decent places always cook fresh eggs. No weird processed shit like the folded egg in McD's biscuit sandwiches. A shitty place will do that but word gets around and you avoid those (or you don't care).

>>21414090
>all that unhealthy bread

So sad. That needs literally 4x more meat, egg and cheese.

>>21414125
Different strokes for different folks.

>>21414090
McDonald's uses real eggs. It's just a circular mold on the griddle that gives them their shape.

>>21414306
I said the biscuit sandwiches specifically, moron. Go to their website and look them up and compare them against the McMuffins

>>21414465
>I said the biscuit sandwiches specifically, moron.
>>21414090
>Here in New York, we tend to rely on our bodegas or other local breakfast places for this type of sandwich. There are fast food places around but for our daily drivers we generally stay local.
>One advantage of this is that the decent places always cook fresh eggs. No weird processed shit like the folded egg in McD's biscuit sandwiches. A shitty place will do that but word gets around and you avoid those (or you don't care).
Stop lying, you fucking retard.

>>21414468
Back to school with you until you’ve mastered reading.

>>21412722 (OP)
>goyslop
Imagine not cooking your own breakfast

>>21414090
leave it to a new yorker to think that beaten eggs are 'processed shit'. The bacon in your picture is more processed than McD's eggs (the bread too, even).

>>21412722 (OP)
>No-breakfast havers can get FUCKED!
the fuck did we do to you?

>>21412859
This. Fast food is for dumb and lazy people.

>>21413996
Use your phone to make phone calls, zoomer.

>>21412722 (OP)
>soda for breakfast

at least get coffee or juice or something

>>21414575
>the fuck

You're missing a "what". Don't cut corners. We're not too busy to add the W to WTF.

>>21414580
I do. You know a phone can do more tham just call people right?

>>21412768
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/succulent
>1. Juicy or lush.
>2. Luscious or delectable.

>>21412722 (OP)
last time i got a biscuit breakfast sandwich at mcdonalds it felt like i was passing a football through my intestines and then pure liquid shot out of my ass like a garden hose
it was so good though

>>21414567
The eggs that McDonald’s uses in biscuit sandwiches are a premade mixture that comes in sealed plastic bags. If you don’t think that’s processed, then you’re out of your mind.

>>21415043
You have absolutely no concept of how retarded you sound right now.

For me, it is leftover pizza with hot sauce.