Do you go for the sausage, or for the Canadian bacon?

I'm poor, so I'm going for the sausage with has more protein, fat, and calories.

>>21412832 (OP)
Canadian bacon of course.

>>21412836
Grim

>>21412832 (OP)
I should choose the sausage but it looks stale and stinkie

>>21412832 (OP)
One of each ;^)

>>21412832 (OP)
i ask for the sausage egg and bacon pizza with county style gravy as a side

>>21412901
One of each WHAT?!
One slice of each?
One whole pizza of each??
One sausage per Canadian bacon slice??
One sausage for each pepperoni that ever lived???
Bro you can't just drop cryptic riddles like that... I’ve been in the freezer aisle for 45 minutes trying to decode your meal plan.
Are you assembling the meat pantheon?! Is this a summon?
SPEAK CLEARLY BEFORE I ORDER TWELVE MEAT LOVERS AND ASCEND.

>>21412961
Obviously he means one slice of each. Which is what I would choose.

Both look deliciously satisfying and I wouldn't want to miss-out on either.

>>21412961
youre trying too hard
Its a long summer kid, take a bit to learn board culture before you say something stupid like this again

>>21412970
Cry about it, skinny Indonesian.

>>21412832 (OP)
A slice of life

>>21412961
I love little twink cocks like yours. Skinny and short. Perfect for you to fuck my mouth with. That low T semen that you cum is delicious as well.

>>21412984
Lmfao.

happy joe molested me

>>21412984
I'm not any of those things, but I'll happily use your femboy mouth like a toy and shoot my high T loads down your throat.

>>21412984
That's just yucky. Yucky and rude.

>>21412832 (OP)
That sausage looks green; I’ll risk the nitrates over the botulism.

>Do you go for…
I wordlessly go for the door and never again speak to the demonic creatures who would show me such horrors.

>>21413006
Broccoli doth protest too much. Show noodle arms, twinkie?

>>21412836
Grim

>>21413031
You might want to get an eye exam. No green is present.

>>21412908
Sounds good to me but the gravy should also be the sauce on the pizza.

>>21412832 (OP)
Happy Joes has sucked dick since 2010.

>>21412970
>MUH BOARD CULTURE
please go make some friends

>>21412832 (OP)
Gun to head? The canadian bacon. I never see it diced like that.

canadian bacon isn't common around here anymore, so I get it when I sees it

>>21413676
i'd be blowing out the toilet after downing that pie

>>21412832 (OP)
wheres the sauce?

>>21412832 (OP)
That is the strangest sausage I’ve ever seen on a pizza.

>>21412832 (OP)
Why is the bottom half covered in rabbit shit?