Please tell bartenders to stop doing this. I want extra head.

>>21414678 (OP)
They want to put on a little bit of pretention to justify calling themselves a mixologist and not feel like a cunt for saying mixologist.
They'll serve water like a flamboyant fucktard if they have to.

>>21414678 (OP)
I get all the extra head from your mom.

>>21414680
>mixologist
nigga they pulled a lever, they didnt do anything. a child in a bathtub with a glass and understand how water works.

>>21414678 (OP)
You need a full Mlîko
https://beerappreciation.com/2024/05/20/glass-of-foam-mliko-prank-or-original-experience/

>>21414682
>I want extra head.
you know who to ask

>>21414717
why did you reply to that comment with his own joke?

>>21414707
I ordered this in CZ but the bartender didn't understand me. Still gave me a half head pour though lol.

>>21414717
A.I. can now make all the little words out of actual letters but it can't yet spell everything correctly or make all the sentences make sense.

It's strange watching it quickly get better in months instead of years.
I still think it should be stopped.

>>21414722
he just had to add his AI slop to the conversation

>>21414699
You have very clearly never poured a good beer in your life. You slightly tilt the glass while you pour and it reduces the foam you get but it leaves more carbonation in the beer. The secret to a good pour is the perfect angle to produce light head while also diffusing the carbonation.

>>21414678 (OP)
Last time I went to a fancy bar I got some beer that tasted like tropical juice. best beer I ever had

>>21414678 (OP)

>>21415638
My good sir, so happy to hear you enjoyed the Pineapple Wanker Imperial Hazy IPA
Might I interest you in a snifter of our Monkey Cum Banana Cloudy Double IPA, or perhaps our hot sauce menu?

>>21415643
i can feel your seethe through the screen

>>21415643
Ok grandpa enjoy your keystone light and tobasco

>>21415643
>>21415654
it wasn't an IPA, IPAs are fucking disgusting. for some reason my mom loves these yuppy bars that are like 30 mins from her in the middle of nowhere. I think it was some kind of "fruit sour" beer. was based. didn't taste like hops or bitter at all.

>it wasn't an IPA, IPAs are fucking disgusting. for some reason my mom loves these yuppy bars that are like 30 mins from her in the middle of nowhere. I think it was some kind of "fruit sour" beer. was based. didn't taste like hops or bitter at all.

>>21414734
I for one welcome our new AI overlords.

>>21414678 (OP)
THE FOAM IS FUN TO CONSUME AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT

>>21415668
Fruit sours are pretty good. I can't stand hoppy bitter shit either so I usually stick with ciders, wine, or lambic.

>>21415683
you sure are one angry homosexual. is beer illegal in your country?
>>21415686
I don't like wine. I've never heard of lambic, I'll have to try it

>>21415638
yeah, that's an ipa, don't let hipsters or anti-hipsters ruin it for you, you like what you like, fuck 'em

>>21415708
This is the one I usually go for. Low abv at 3.5% but I don't like getting drunk so thats fine by me

>>21415683
got em!
>>21415708
have you heard deez?

>>21415718
I heard that from Daenda

>>21415718
>>21415683
you are brown lol

>>21415721
Browner than a mind goblin from china

>>21415715
I love the raspberry one of this. Makes me wanna go get one for the weekend.

>>21414678 (OP)
literally never had a bartender do this. though I don't go to fruity bars that serve IPAs with funny sounding names.

>>21415719
who's Steve jobs?
>>21415721
so is poo but I still ain't indian

>>21415784
How did he not know who Steve jobs was

>>21415793
ligma balls!